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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: ONE OZ SLUG]
    #23822930 - 11/11/16 12:40 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Are you gonna bail your buddy out of jail?




I didnt have to he bailed himself out


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: Connoisseur] * 1
    #23824691 - 11/12/16 01:11 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Bummer. Yeah man, you and I both know Mukes is a nice dude, but a terrrrrrible person to run with. Was he shaking when they stopped you?


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: ONE OZ SLUG]
    #23824713 - 11/12/16 01:22 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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And no lessons were learned that day :cookiemonster:




so true. Another great day lol


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OfflineConnoisseur

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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: Etherealfeeling]
    #23825170 - 11/12/16 08:12 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Bummer. Yeah man, you and I both know Mukes is a nice dude, but a terrrrrrible person to run with. Was he shaking when they stopped you?




practically dude, he was really fucking scared but he had plenty of time to get rid of the bags


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23825590 - 11/12/16 11:02 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Connoisseur said:
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ONE OZ SLUG said:
Are you gonna bail your buddy out of jail?




I didnt have to he bailed himself out



But if he hadn't, would you have?


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: ONE OZ SLUG] * 2
    #23825630 - 11/12/16 11:15 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I was going to say that if you used that needle afterwards you're more of a guttersnipe than I ever was, then I remembered one time I banged some dope and coke that my boy swallowed and shat out :ahahaha: I got a nip of 100 proof smirnoff and used that instead of water for safety's sake.

Glad you're doing well conn.  Keep up the good work.



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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: ONE OZ SLUG] * 2
    #23825690 - 11/12/16 11:44 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Quote:

Connoisseur said:
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ONE OZ SLUG said:
Are you gonna bail your buddy out of jail?




I didnt have to he bailed himself out



But if he hadn't, would you have?




i didnt have the money at the time, if i did and he needed me to i would have without a question.

this was the same friend i that i literally held his hand and nursed him back to health in my living room when he got cotton fever a few weeks ago.

i love the kid.

@moon that song was really cool! never heard it before!


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: Connoisseur] * 2
    #23825985 - 11/12/16 01:47 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Glad you liked it.  I had almost forgot getting popped with needles after some homeless dude knocked on my window and asked for a dollar.  They thought they had me but actually I was still waiting :lol: one time I was glad they took forever.

My friend meets the dude and I pick him up and immediately the same cops were all over us so he swallows the bags.  Apparently they were following me or just really bad luck.  I think they might have tracked me on camera through the city or something they were really sneaky about it.

Really pissed off they take all my plungers and break them, take my friend in for a soda cap with some residue on it.  I pick him up in a couple hours and we go back to his apartment where he ends up chugging a bunch of shampoo because someone told him that is an old prison trick to retrieve things you swallow. 

After watching him wretch bubbles into bathtub for an hour or so I decide I need to get to work, sick or no, where luckily some lowlife that later ripped me off gave me a tiny chunk of a sub.

My boy calls me two days later and tells me he got one brown and one white.  I was kinda touched on some level he could have just said he lost them all but that was the most degrading speedbalcohol in my life.


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23827824 - 11/13/16 02:47 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

wow so i woke up sick a few hours ago after taking a nap and only had like 2-3g of kratom left and i took it and right after i found a full bag from that night i escaped on the floor in the hallway....i cant even believe my luck.


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23827939 - 11/13/16 04:48 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Connoisseur said:
Quote:

ONE OZ SLUG said:
Quote:

Connoisseur said:
Quote:

ONE OZ SLUG said:
Are you gonna bail your buddy out of jail?




I didnt have to he bailed himself out



But if he hadn't, would you have?




i didnt have the money at the time, if i did and he needed me to i would have without a question.

this was the same friend i that i literally held his hand and nursed him back to health in my living room when he got cotton fever a few weeks ago.

i love the kid.

@moon that song was really cool! never heard it before!




Cotton fever....'shudders feverishly at that thought'


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: stzacrack] * 2
    #23828276 - 11/13/16 08:42 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

some epic wisdom in this thread.

Well done y'all :thumbup:


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 2
    #23828280 - 11/13/16 08:43 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Cotton fever is my nightmare


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Anyone got a lowpass filter in this biiiiash?


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23828290 - 11/13/16 08:48 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I never once got cotton fever in years and years of use, and I am utterly filthy and reckless.  I always wondered why.  Never had an abscess either.


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23828915 - 11/13/16 12:10 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Cotton fever is my nightmare




qft


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: Connoisseur] * 1
    #23831909 - 11/14/16 10:55 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

POINT OF THE THREAD:

cotton fever sux


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I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you...
But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23831959 - 11/14/16 11:20 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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moonrockmushy said:
I never once got cotton fever in years and years of use, and I am utterly filthy and reckless.  I always wondered why.  Never had an abscess either.



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moonrockmushy said:
I never once got cotton fever in years and years of use, and I am utterly filthy and reckless.  I always wondered why.  Never had an abscess either.




I got it one early morning around 430am, took a shot, felt my rush, but soon after the most horrific thing I have ever felt commensed

I ran to the shower and Sat on the toilet as the steam filled the bathroom

My mother and father were so confused, and my state lent them a feeling of pity instead of resentment towards obvious drug use

It lasted an hour or two and it was one of the worst experiences of my life

Apparently I woke up and grabbed the first water bottle I could find, which turned out to be one that I had tossed plenty of old dirty cottons into numerous times

The bacteria is what gives you the cotton fever, not actual cotton slipping through the needle, that's impossible, it's the bacteria built-in up over time on used cottons that gets put into your bloodstream that causes 'cotton fever'

Glad that life is behind me


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: stzacrack]
    #23832331 - 11/14/16 01:54 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah I shot cottons all the time, but usually the would dry out not be wet if I didn't do a wash right away.  Still tho.  Guess it is just luck or something.


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23832547 - 11/14/16 02:54 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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last night me and my friend went to go score some heroin in brooklyn.
on our way back we got pulled over two blocks from my house.

i had a needle in my ass crack and 3 bags shoved up my rectum.
they took me and my friend out of the car and since he had the bags in his sock and his needle in his ass crack they found all his shit and placed him under arrest.

they took me out of the car and asked me if i had a needle also in my crack so i told them yes. i took the needle out and pushed the bags up my rectum at the same time.

they cuffed me and made me sit down while they searched my pockets.
they found my needle exchange card in my wallet which legally allows me to posses syringes and told me as a result i was not under arrest.

they gave me the needle back and i walked home with 3 bags up my rectum and the needle in my pocket.

captain con lives to see another day as a free man.

thought yall would be proud of me.

needle exchange members ftw!



Its total bullshit you need a needle exchange card or have to turn them in one for one on the east coast.

I cant stand the hostility towards giving out clean syringes and making it as painless as possible.

Here in SF they will give you as many as you need (generally 20 to a max of 60), all accessories and sharps disposal containers completely for free. They expect and appreciate when you either return them one for one or hell get rid of them at a local pharmacy as long as it gets to the right place.


Studies have shown that these policies dont result in any more dirty needles left on the street or in dangerous places and makes sure people dont get hiv or aids.

When i go to buy them legit at a pharmacy 3 out of 5 stores will turn me down and it almost makes me wanna yell at the pharmacists "thanks for spreading AIDS YOU ASSHOLE".

congrats though conniseure that was a close call.

I have yet to get really hassled by the cops but for the most part from what ive heard they just make you get rid of the dope.

its a total waste of the cops time to bother with detaining arresting and booking people over such petty shit. I mean how can you justify to your boss or the public tax payer that you got paid 4+ hours of overtime at $100 an hour to get $10 to $20 worth of dope off the street.


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: chulutu] * 2
    #23833434 - 11/14/16 07:09 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
That sig!!!


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Re: captain cons narrow escape [Re: T-Rex]
    #23834433 - 11/15/16 03:59 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

RIP Eric the Actor


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