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Crystal G



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My sweet potato grew a forest
#23819495 - 11/10/16 11:49 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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That's not a euphemism for my hairy vagina or anything, I left it alone for a few weeks and it literally grew a forest...
Can I plant this? Will it turn into a tree or something if I plant it?
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Re: My sweet potato grew a forest [Re: Crystal G] 6
#23819500 - 11/10/16 11:50 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'll throw 10 dollars your way if that makes it's way into your asshole.
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Re: My sweet potato grew a forest [Re: Crystal G]
#23819502 - 11/10/16 11:50 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yeah, you can plant potatos. Just watch Matt Damon in "The Martian" to see how it's done!
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Re: My sweet potato grew a forest [Re: Chakra Shock] 3
#23819520 - 11/10/16 11:53 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Chakra Shock said: Yeah, you can plant potatos. Just watch Matt Damon in "The Martian" to see how it's done!
If you boof it, it will grow into the aurora boreanus:
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Re: My sweet potato grew a forest [Re: Crystal G]
#23819554 - 11/10/16 12:01 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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A bit late here to grow potatoes.
Side note there is a website that claims to sell true potato seeds.
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Re: My sweet potato grew a forest [Re: Crystal G]
#23819565 - 11/10/16 12:05 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I love sweet potato trees.
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Re: My sweet potato grew a forest [Re: vandago]
#23819570 - 11/10/16 12:05 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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vandago said: I'll throw 10 dollars your way if that makes it's way into your asshole.
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Re: My sweet potato grew a forest [Re: Crazy_Horse]
#23819643 - 11/10/16 12:22 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Crazy_Horse said: I love sweet potato trees.
Yeah that sweet potato looks awesome, not so much the aurora boreanus though
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Re: My sweet potato grew a forest [Re: imachavel]
#23819667 - 11/10/16 12:29 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Some people pay extra for alasskan glitter farts.
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Re: My sweet potato grew a forest [Re: vandago]
#23819724 - 11/10/16 12:50 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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If you are somewhere warm you can grow them easily. They like deep rich well worked soil. They grow a vine that likes to go all over. Not very frost tolerant though.
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Re: My sweet potato grew a forest [Re: Eywa_devotee]
#23819729 - 11/10/16 12:52 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Just put it back in the cupboard it came from. It'll be a beast a few months from now..
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Re: My sweet potato grew a forest [Re: Crystal G]
#23819741 - 11/10/16 12:55 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Crystal G said: Can I plant this? Will it turn into a tree or something if I plant it?
More like a morning glory vine I think.
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Crystal G



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Re: My sweet potato grew a forest [Re: Eywa_devotee]
#23819749 - 11/10/16 12:56 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Eywa_devotee said: If you are somewhere warm you can grow them easily. They like deep rich well worked soil. They grow a vine that likes to go all over. Not very frost tolerant though.
So... bury it underneath the soil? Completely under the soil? Is it better for it to stay in the shade or underneath the sun?
What happens when they fully grow? Does it turn into a plant or a tree? Do they grow more sweet potatoes? How long does it take?
So many questions.
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Re: My sweet potato grew a forest [Re: Crystal G]
#23819756 - 11/10/16 12:59 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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They are in the same genus as morning glories and look very similar from the pictures I've seen. I had one sprout this summer and tried planting it in a planter outside, but unfortunately raccoons or something dug it up.
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trees


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Re: My sweet potato grew a forest [Re: Crystal G]
#23819976 - 11/10/16 02:26 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Iirc you can cut it up into multiple pieces, wait for them to callous / dry and then plant them an inch beneath he soil, they will grow into new sweet potatoes. Won't grow into a tree. You're such a plant noob, crystal G
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Re: My sweet potato grew a forest [Re: trees]
#23819980 - 11/10/16 02:27 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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trees said: Iirc you can cut it up into multiple pieces, wait for them to callous / dry and then plant them an inch beneath he soil, they will grow into new sweet potatoes. Won't grow into a tree. You're such a plant noob, crystal G
Is it better to cut them up or plant it whole? Will each piece make a new potato?
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Re: My sweet potato grew a forest [Re: Crystal G]
#23819991 - 11/10/16 02:30 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Each piece yeah, I think they have to be big enough. But im pretty sure at each "eye" or brown spot, it'll put out a "shoot" (stem with leaf). I'd cut that tip with the vegetation off and let the open wound dry before planting.
Like stick it half way in the soil, the starch potato part will eventually go away, and the plantlet will grow new potatoes.
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Re: My sweet potato grew a forest [Re: trees] 1
#23819996 - 11/10/16 02:33 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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each eye on the potato can potentially become 1 plant. so cut it up accordingly.
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Re: My sweet potato grew a forest [Re: nuentoter]
#23821432 - 11/10/16 10:46 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Sweet potatoes are gross, trash it
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Re: My sweet potato grew a forest [Re: Crystal G]
#23821443 - 11/10/16 10:50 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Crystal G said: That's not a euphemism for my hairy vagina or anything
that is actually what I thought when I read the thread title
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