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Offline1314697
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Anyone ever fuck a hooker?
    #23818426 - 11/10/16 06:05 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Because fuck it. Backpages or anything like that or just classic street corner.


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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: 1314697]
    #23818467 - 11/10/16 06:29 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

No, but I do still have some call girl cards I was givin when I was in Vegas, My ex GF just laughed but some where very attractive.


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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: 1314697]
    #23818523 - 11/10/16 06:53 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah, backpage girls like 5 or 6 times...  LOL.


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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: mushiefeet] * 1
    #23818544 - 11/10/16 07:01 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

My town/most of Scotland is too small for "hookers" but some escorts exist that you can find online. I've done it a few times when I was younger and I done it several months ago when I was in late stage opiate withdrawal; not really capable of going to the pubs or socializing but I had to fuck something.
It was a disappointment, she was a 4/10 when her pictures were perhaps 6. She was friendly though but also too shy.

Sometimes I wish I lived in USA where I could go onto CL or the "backpage" for a cheap fuck but not really cause when I'm horny, I sometimes lose all sense of control and I'd look for unprotected ones. I'd have AIDS by the end of the week :chump:


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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: 1314697] * 2
    #23818547 - 11/10/16 07:04 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Donation is for time only.

Any actions happened during this time is between two very consenting adults.

Donations do not go to charities of any kind.


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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23818659 - 11/10/16 08:02 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Never and i repeat NEVER expect a backpage hooker to look the same in person but anyways ive fucked a couple hookers......Raw  :facepalm: Its one of those things i TRY to forget


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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: Gabe_18]
    #23818935 - 11/10/16 09:32 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Only got my dick sucked


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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: 1314697]
    #23819131 - 11/10/16 10:21 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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1314697 said:
Because fuck it. Backpages or anything like that or just classic street corner.



I guess that depends how you define hooker. If you have three or four dates and buy her a nice dinner and have a little romance and nice music is that the same thing? I don't really see any moral difference if you're not married yet.


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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: Ellis Dee] * 1
    #23819230 - 11/10/16 10:47 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Fucked twice in Amsterdam, once @ 16, once @ 22, and got a blowjob here @ 31.

I would get a blowjob again if desperate enough, but I would never fuck a hooker again. There's something very, very wrong when sex becomes a business transaction.

It's about as far from the point of the act as you can get. A really bad experience IMO. I'd much rather just jack off.


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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23819786 - 11/10/16 01:11 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

nah man... I dunno I recently fucked this girl (legal brothel) And she was a fucking solid 9. There is no fucking way I would ever get a girl that hot in real life.


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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: kakashi68]
    #23819832 - 11/10/16 01:23 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

yeah they smell bad and everyone calls you a faggot if they "catch" you

I'm sure escorts going to random strangers houses aren't a problem that springs up tho


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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23819842 - 11/10/16 01:30 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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There's something very, very wrong when sex becomes a business transaction.





the only reason it's illegal is because of cheating husbando's and possessive adults

If hookers could run brothels and got tested it would be so much safer than it is
now you have one hooker in an area that fucks like five dudes a night


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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: Konyap]
    #23851894 - 11/20/16 03:51 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I gave in and just finished fucking a escort. I was out Saturday at clubs (first time in years), flirting and teasing with an 7.5/10 and she was a dirty bitch.
I don't know what happened but I somehow forgot to ask her to come back to mine (even though I was teasing her with stuff like "Oh, you've got no where to stay? Shame, it's cold out and I know a guy whos got a double bed", etc) I also do not have a working phone so I could not go "Give me your number and I'll call you after the club and we'll fuck all night")
I had drank too much, also :drinkingproblem:  :justno: 


So, I was extra horny and hungover (hadn't cummed in 12 days, also with regret the night before) so decided to get an escort. It was pretty damn good this time though, not belittling. She was very pretty and enthusiast, dripping wet, sucked like a vacuum cleaner, eventually came inside her and her mouth for second time.
.... guess I better head to STI client just incase :hahthatsrich:

No more escorts though... next time I'll pull a women from the club :highfive:


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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: daz01] * 4
    #23851946 - 11/20/16 04:07 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Stand up comedy is like fucking a hooker.

On a bad night you just hold something phallic in your hand regretting every thing you say.

On a good night.

You kill it.


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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: vandago]
    #23852032 - 11/20/16 04:34 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

#Hookerslivesmatter

I look at the amateur ones, with little feedback. Though they are selling their bodies, they are insecure and I like to think they too are lonely and selling themselves is an easy way for them to get approached by guys with little drama.... with cash :hahthatsrich:


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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: daz01] * 1
    #23852037 - 11/20/16 04:36 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

You know what the difference between a hooker and a 40 of king cobra is? I can pound a hooker and smash it on the floor and still feel good about myself when I'm done.


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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: vandago]
    #23852062 - 11/20/16 04:44 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

:lookslucrative:


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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: daz01]
    #23867857 - 11/26/16 03:49 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Lowkey i have but i never paid and never will. Paying for pussy is just sad.


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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? *DELETED* [Re: Emacity] * 1
    #23867860 - 11/26/16 04:00 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: Emacity] * 2
    #23867865 - 11/26/16 04:06 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Backpage and street hooker and i was a youngster too lmao, first time some girl about my age was at a bus stop saying she needs $50 and shit, so i fucked her and told her to wait there for me to get the money and just dipped, second time was a site like backpage and the bitch looked nothing like the pic. Fucked her walked back to my neighborhood with her saying i need to go home and get the money and told her to wait outside cuz i had to go round the back of the house to get it (my house was behind the house i showed her) and i just walked through my neighbors yard into my house and left her waiting haha. I'd never fuck a hooker again though. You feel dirty after i can only imagine how dirty you would feel if you actually paid money out your pocket.



Wow you're a real scumbag


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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? *DELETED* [Re: Sheekle]
    #23867873 - 11/26/16 04:15 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: Emacity]
    #23867877 - 11/26/16 04:23 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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I think its funny tbh, hookers get no respect from me at all. They have no respect for themselves so why should anyone else respect them.




I don't think it's true that no hookers have any self respect, I'm sure some of them have some confidence. I mean, personally I don't judge people for their lives so I wouldn't say I disprespect them, but then again I never fucked one.

Did meet up with a girl off craigslist to have sex with though, although I decided not to.


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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: g00ru]
    #23867912 - 11/26/16 05:40 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

:feelsweirdman:


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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23867934 - 11/26/16 06:07 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Backpage and street hooker and i was a youngster too lmao, first time some girl about my age was at a bus stop saying she needs $50 and shit, so i fucked her and told her to wait there for me to get the money and just dipped, second time was a site like backpage and the bitch looked nothing like the pic. Fucked her walked back to my neighborhood with her saying i need to go home and get the money and told her to wait outside cuz i had to go round the back of the house to get it (my house was behind the house i showed her) and i just walked through my neighbors yard into my house and left her waiting haha. I'd never fuck a hooker again though. You feel dirty after i can only imagine how dirty you would feel if you actually paid money out your pocket.



Wow you're a real scumbag




:whathesaid: justify it how you wish. Welcome to the shroomery you sound like a shitty person.


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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: Emacity] * 4
    #23867976 - 11/26/16 06:55 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Emacity said:
Backpage and street hooker and i was a youngster too lmao, first time some girl about my age was at a bus stop saying she needs $50 and shit, so i fucked her and told her to wait there for me to get the money and just dipped, second time was a site like backpage and the bitch looked nothing like the pic. Fucked her walked back to my neighborhood with her saying i need to go home and get the money and told her to wait outside cuz i had to go round the back of the house to get it (my house was behind the house i showed her) and i just walked through my neighbors yard into my house and left her waiting haha. I'd never fuck a hooker again though. You feel dirty after i can only imagine how dirty you would feel if you actually paid money out your pocket.



Scumbag.

You think paying for sex is worth than fucking people over like that?


Edited by BANANA.MAN (11/26/16 06:56 AM)


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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: Emacity]
    #23867981 - 11/26/16 06:57 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

$10 says her pimp took the phone book to her after that one.


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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #23868545 - 11/26/16 10:48 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I hired a hooker once. Sweet pretty girl. Little chubby in a nice way. I told her I just wanted a tugger and to play with her tits but she put a condom on my dick instead of giving me the handjob. I still didn't quite have the stomach to go through with intercourse so she called me a fucking idiot and told me to get lost. I had paid in advance so I just thanked her and left. I guess she was insulted that I didn't want to fuck her. She had really beautiful tits but her nipples didn't perk up at all when I touched them. I talked to her again a month or so later but she said she didn't remember me. It's weird but I really liked her.


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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #23868582 - 11/26/16 11:00 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Some lady by me does it in her house
but she's like middle aged
You walk in and get a back massage then if you want to pay extra you go into the dark room
people take all their clothes off then she tells them to lie down she comes in there with this black glove, and you can feel the texture on it is so coarse and rubbery
People get pulled going to that place, it's on the nice side of the island too.


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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: BANANA.MAN] * 1
    #23868776 - 11/26/16 12:00 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Quote:

Emacity said:
Backpage and street hooker and i was a youngster too lmao, first time some girl about my age was at a bus stop saying she needs $50 and shit, so i fucked her and told her to wait there for me to get the money and just dipped, second time was a site like backpage and the bitch looked nothing like the pic. Fucked her walked back to my neighborhood with her saying i need to go home and get the money and told her to wait outside cuz i had to go round the back of the house to get it (my house was behind the house i showed her) and i just walked through my neighbors yard into my house and left her waiting haha. I'd never fuck a hooker again though. You feel dirty after i can only imagine how dirty you would feel if you actually paid money out your pocket.



Scumbag.

You think paying for sex is worth than fucking people over like that?






I can only assume, that this would make the sex non consensual.  There was an agreement prior to the sex, and this dude manipulated a woman to fuck her, and realistically robbed her.


Dude's a real saint.


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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: vandago] * 1
    #23868804 - 11/26/16 12:09 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I fell in love with a prostitute. I never imagined that would happen. We we're together for three years. Let me clarify: she was never my prostitute, that's who she was before she met me.


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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: vandago]
    #23868830 - 11/26/16 12:15 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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BANANA.MAN said:
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Emacity said:
Backpage and street hooker and i was a youngster too lmao, first time some girl about my age was at a bus stop saying she needs $50 and shit, so i fucked her and told her to wait there for me to get the money and just dipped, second time was a site like backpage and the bitch looked nothing like the pic. Fucked her walked back to my neighborhood with her saying i need to go home and get the money and told her to wait outside cuz i had to go round the back of the house to get it (my house was behind the house i showed her) and i just walked through my neighbors yard into my house and left her waiting haha. I'd never fuck a hooker again though. You feel dirty after i can only imagine how dirty you would feel if you actually paid money out your pocket.



Scumbag.

You think paying for sex is worth than fucking people over like that?






I can only assume, that this would make the sex non consensual.  There was an agreement prior to the sex, and this dude manipulated a woman to fuck her, and realistically robbed her.


Dude's a real saint.



The guy should be charged with rape and theft. or just straight up shot in the face.


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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: BANANA.MAN] * 1
    #23868851 - 11/26/16 12:25 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Konyap said:
Some lady by me does it in her house
but she's like middle aged
You walk in and get a back massage then if you want to pay extra you go into the dark room
people take all their clothes off then she tells them to lie down she comes in there with this black glove, and you can feel the texture on it is so coarse and rubbery
People get pulled going to that place, it's on the nice side of the island too.




I wonder if she washed the glove.


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You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.

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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: Gabe_18] * 1
    #23868880 - 11/26/16 12:34 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Never and i repeat NEVER expect a backpage hooker to look the same in person




ditto for tinder, pof, okc, shieet even fb

bitches be cinematographers when it comes to lighting and angles or they use old shit. i dont wanna know how your ass looked 5 years ago. put todays newspaper in there. caveat emptor

i think every guy should fuck a prostitute once. maybe as a coming of age thing. it really gives you perspective when you see what pussy really goes for in the free market. how its a good/service that is bought/sold just like anything else. there's a reason it's the oldest profession; it's what's left when you boil sexual dynamics right down.


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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: vandago]
    #23869569 - 11/26/16 04:26 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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You know what the difference between a hooker and a 40 of king cobra is? I can pound a hooker and smash it on the floor and still feel good about myself when I'm done.




:lol:


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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: vandago] * 1
    #23870022 - 11/26/16 06:33 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Backpage and street hooker and i was a youngster too lmao, first time some girl about my age was at a bus stop saying she needs $50 and shit, so i fucked her and told her to wait there for me to get the money and just dipped, second time was a site like backpage and the bitch looked nothing like the pic. Fucked her walked back to my neighborhood with her saying i need to go home and get the money and told her to wait outside cuz i had to go round the back of the house to get it (my house was behind the house i showed her) and i just walked through my neighbors yard into my house and left her waiting haha. I'd never fuck a hooker again though. You feel dirty after i can only imagine how dirty you would feel if you actually paid money out your pocket.



Scumbag.

You think paying for sex is worth than fucking people over like that?






I can only assume, that this would make the sex non consensual.  There was an agreement prior to the sex, and this dude manipulated a woman to fuck her, and realistically robbed her.


Dude's a real saint.



Maybe but whats done is done fuck it no point hating myself over it. I was real immature and pretty fucking young too. Posting it actually helped me see how scummy it was of me so i appreciate everyone calling me out, just dont go off on me too hard cuz im starting to feel pretty shitty about it haha but aye at least i didnt make a habit of it and i have moved on from that part in my life. I was in a real dark place and i was a piece of shit back then, thats forsure not the worst thing i have done and i am just glad im over that part of my life and trying to move on and be successful. Was heavy in the streets as a kid not proud of it but what can i do. I dont think i am a piece of shit now. You guys might disagree but i definitely think people can change. I am no saint but if you knew me you would see i have come a long way and am trying to keep moving forward.


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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: Emacity]
    #23870068 - 11/26/16 06:47 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I've done shittier things than rip off a whore.


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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: TheFakeSunRa] * 2
    #23870078 - 11/26/16 06:48 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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I've done shittier things than rip off a whore.




Somehow I believe it.


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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: 1314697]
    #23870147 - 11/26/16 07:09 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I have not, don't plan on fucking one anytime soon either.

I don't really get horny, maybe once a month if that, I get more excited about learning something new, than I do for sex.


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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: Lucis]
    #23870281 - 11/26/16 07:49 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I could teach you some stuff


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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: koods]
    #23870289 - 11/26/16 07:51 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I hooked a fucker once.

Right hook to be exact.  That fucker had it comin'


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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: MrBlueYoMind]
    #23870307 - 11/26/16 07:54 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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I hooked a fucker once.

Right hook to be exact.  That fucker had it comin'




Some fucker punch-suckered my mouth-pucker once. I totally broke that bitch's hand with my face.


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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: MrBlueYoMind]
    #23870317 - 11/26/16 07:57 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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koods said:
I could teach you some stuff




What does that even mean? 

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I hooked a fucker once.

Right hook to be exact.  That fucker had it comin'





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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: MrBlueYoMind]
    #23870434 - 11/26/16 08:39 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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I hooked a fucker once.

Right hook to be exact.  That fucker had it comin'



Lol


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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: BANANA.MAN]
    #23870584 - 11/26/16 09:32 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Does fucking a hooker but not having to pay count?


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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: PumpJackTeX]
    #23870593 - 11/26/16 09:38 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Still counts, herpes doesn't discriminate.

Also, theft is wrong dude. Or maybe it's rape? I'm not sure. You should have paid either way.


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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23870597 - 11/26/16 09:38 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

You'll always pay.  Even when she isn't a hooker, it'll cost you.


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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: MrBlueYoMind]
    #23870602 - 11/26/16 09:40 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

You ain't lying


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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: MrBlueYoMind]
    #23870897 - 11/27/16 12:13 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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You'll always pay.  Even when she isn't a hooker, it'll cost you.




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Re: Dude's night out [Re: Enjoywho]
    #23871250 - 11/27/16 07:27 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

make sure to watch for the crabs


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Re: Dude's night out [Re: Konyap]
    #23871328 - 11/27/16 08:29 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I fucked a hooker on my birthday when I was 21 or 22 and had just moved across the country by myself.  I didn't know anyone and felt pretty caged in by that time, so I found myself going for long drives a couple of times a week.  I ended up in a seedy part of town and saw a few hookers, and when this cute half-native looking girl caught my eye I figured fuck it, it's my birthday.

No regrets.  Not even paying $100 which I knew, even then, was probably double what she usually got paid.


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Re: Dude's night out [Re: Midnight_Toker]
    #23871398 - 11/27/16 09:06 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Hell no. I'm never gonna fuck a hooker. I can get women for free without problem.


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Re: Dude's night out [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #23871441 - 11/27/16 09:29 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Hookers are cheaper.


I fucked a girl for free, we broke up & I took the kid

I pay like 8-10 worth of hookers in a week raising the little shit...


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