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OfflinePartoftheSource
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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: MrBlueYoMind]
    #23870307 - 11/26/16 07:54 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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MrBlueYoMind said:
I hooked a fucker once.

Right hook to be exact.  That fucker had it comin'




Some fucker punch-suckered my mouth-pucker once. I totally broke that bitch's hand with my face.


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OfflineLucisM
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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: MrBlueYoMind]
    #23870317 - 11/26/16 07:57 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
I could teach you some stuff




What does that even mean? 

Quote:

MrBlueYoMind said:
I hooked a fucker once.

Right hook to be exact.  That fucker had it comin'





:lol:


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OfflineBANANA.MAN
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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: MrBlueYoMind]
    #23870434 - 11/26/16 08:39 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

MrBlueYoMind said:
I hooked a fucker once.

Right hook to be exact.  That fucker had it comin'



Lol


Edited by BANANA.MAN (11/26/16 09:06 PM)


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OfflinePumpJackTeX
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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: BANANA.MAN]
    #23870584 - 11/26/16 09:32 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Does fucking a hooker but not having to pay count?


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InvisiblePatrickKn
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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: PumpJackTeX]
    #23870593 - 11/26/16 09:38 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Still counts, herpes doesn't discriminate.

Also, theft is wrong dude. Or maybe it's rape? I'm not sure. You should have paid either way.


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OfflineMrBlueYoMind
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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23870597 - 11/26/16 09:38 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

You'll always pay.  Even when she isn't a hooker, it'll cost you.


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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: MrBlueYoMind]
    #23870602 - 11/26/16 09:40 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

You ain't lying


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OfflineEnjoywho
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Re: Anyone ever fuck a hooker? [Re: MrBlueYoMind]
    #23870897 - 11/27/16 12:13 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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MrBlueYoMind said:
You'll always pay.  Even when she isn't a hooker, it'll cost you.




Indeed.


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Re: Dude's night out [Re: Enjoywho]
    #23871250 - 11/27/16 07:27 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

make sure to watch for the crabs


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Re: Dude's night out [Re: Konyap]
    #23871328 - 11/27/16 08:29 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I fucked a hooker on my birthday when I was 21 or 22 and had just moved across the country by myself.  I didn't know anyone and felt pretty caged in by that time, so I found myself going for long drives a couple of times a week.  I ended up in a seedy part of town and saw a few hookers, and when this cute half-native looking girl caught my eye I figured fuck it, it's my birthday.

No regrets.  Not even paying $100 which I knew, even then, was probably double what she usually got paid.


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Re: Dude's night out [Re: Midnight_Toker]
    #23871398 - 11/27/16 09:06 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Hell no. I'm never gonna fuck a hooker. I can get women for free without problem.


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Re: Dude's night out [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #23871441 - 11/27/16 09:29 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Hookers are cheaper.


I fucked a girl for free, we broke up & I took the kid

I pay like 8-10 worth of hookers in a week raising the little shit...


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