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Re: Will California secede? [Re: Patlal]
    #23817640 - 11/09/16 09:03 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Patlal said:
There's an overwhelming amount of butthurt in California. Enough for the rapid and solid creation of a secession movement...

Are you Americans worried about this?




Patlal I have literally never seen you make a thread about your own politics. Do you totally agree with them? Or are you totally ignoring them like that mysterious growth because you don't want to deal with something that personally affects you?


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Re: Will California secede? [Re: Patlal]
    #23817662 - 11/09/16 09:09 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Patlal said:
There's an overwhelming amount of butthurt in California. Enough for the rapid and solid creation of a secession movement...

Are you Americans worried about this?




I don't give a fuck about California anyway. If they secede let them take Oregon and Washington with them. Places I don't hate necessarily, but they should be their own country anyway. Weird ass places


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Re: Will California secede? [Re: imachavel]
    #23817817 - 11/09/16 10:22 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I think they share too much infrastructure with the rest of the US to secede


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Re: Will California secede? [Re: Patlal] * 3
    #23817828 - 11/09/16 10:24 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

No, we're just gonna get really baked.


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Re: Will California secede? [Re: abltsandwich]
    #23817838 - 11/09/16 10:27 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

California may as well not even be part of the united states
neveda too
seriously you people are grasping at straws for what people think is american
we might be unhappy to see hollywood and disney world go
but...


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Re: Will California secede? [Re: Konyap]
    #23817843 - 11/09/16 10:28 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Where will you get your produce?


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Re: Will California secede? [Re: Konyap] * 2
    #23817844 - 11/09/16 10:28 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Not Disneyland! Oh the humanity! Why!?!?!

Where will you get your water?

Don't you guys have to import a lot of it? I'm under informed as the election made everyone completely forget about shit that's actually going on.


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Re: Will California secede? [Re: Shroomism]
    #23817847 - 11/09/16 10:29 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Shroomism said:
Where will you get your produce?




I don't eat hipster fag almonds lol cashews baby


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Re: Will California secede? [Re: Konyap]
    #23817930 - 11/09/16 11:11 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

california wouldnt last one month if they did secede... to many damned leeches on the system to make it work.

plus all the water and electricity, phone lines all that shit... they would never be able to pull it off.

but if they did, adios


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Re: Will California secede? [Re: Shroomism]
    #23817943 - 11/09/16 11:22 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Shroomism said:
Where will you get your produce?




aka "We're fucked".


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Re: Will California secede? [Re: Patlal] * 2
    #23818022 - 11/10/16 12:05 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I thought everyone was going to move to Canada. With as many Canadians there are here at the Shroomery, we could have a shroomery Canadian roommate locator thread. The Canadian immigration site crashed and people will be hopping the fence to get out soon.

Are you eligible to move to Canada? Immigration website crashes as Trump wins White House victory and thousands vow to move across border

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3918994/Canada-s-immigration-website-crashes-Trump-White-House-victory-looks-imminent.html

   
   
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    -Canadian immigration website crashed as U.S. election results rolled in
    -Thousands of Americans vowed to flee after Donald Trump's victory
    -Official website contains information on how to move to the country
    -Twitter users were quick to blame outage on Americans trying to flee U.S.




The first thing I thought of when reading the thread title was the song "Ænema" by Tool. That and the fact that every product made has been shown to cause cancer in California.



               
Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see Armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
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Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of freaks

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call L.A.
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona Bay.

Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your lawsuit and
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It's a bullshit three ring circus sideshow of freaks....


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Re: Will California secede? [Re: rackem]
    #23818150 - 11/10/16 01:16 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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rackem said:
california wouldnt last one month if they did secede... to many damned leeches on the system to make it work.

plus all the water and electricity, phone lines all that shit... they would never be able to pull it off.

but if they did, adios




Not even close. They'd fall into anarchy in a week. Guaranteed. I'd bet a lot of there food comes from the Midwest to feed 55 electoral votes worth of people. They barely even have water. So they are obviously not growing much.

I highly doubt they have the farms to put meat on the table. California would rip eachother apart when they realize weed isn't actually full of nutrition the body needs.


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Re: Will California secede? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #23818156 - 11/10/16 01:21 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Everything would fall apart immediately. As the US government isnt gonna be like alright bye best of luck. Sanctions immediately. All your cell phones, Internet, food, water would be gone.

As the companies that provide that to you aren't government. They also supply many other states sometimes all 50 with that. Silicon Valley would just set up shop somewhere else. It wouldn't be hard. That would be the dumbest shit California could do.

Say goodbye to your oil. It would turn into a purge. A month would probably be accurate as 38 million regressed to fighting over resources as simple as food and water. Obviously all the smart would abandon ship and hope to seek asylum.

But just like the people who think they can go to Canada or any country really for a live in visa and residency. They only want you if you have a degree in something useful. Engineering, etc. Your liberal arts degree will not be enough.


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"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

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Edited by Enjoywho (11/10/16 01:31 AM)


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Re: Will California secede? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #23818199 - 11/10/16 01:45 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

you said it in more words than i did but i agree with you.

i know wayyy too many people down there that dont work, dont do shit, just week in and week out get a check for stupid shit and they are ok with it. blows my mind.


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Re: Will California secede? [Re: CookieCrumbs] * 1
    #23818672 - 11/10/16 08:08 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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CookieCrumbs said:
Quote:

Patlal said:
There's an overwhelming amount of butthurt in California. Enough for the rapid and solid creation of a secession movement...

Are you Americans worried about this?




Patlal I have literally never seen you make a thread about your own politics. Do you totally agree with them? Or are you totally ignoring them like that mysterious growth because you don't want to deal with something that personally affects you?




I don't totally agree about them.

Canadian politics have 0 impact in the world

This is an American website where no American give a shit about anything else than America.


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Re: Will California secede? [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #23818682 - 11/10/16 08:12 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

it's illegal for any state to secede. the civil war and its aftermath have long established that. see texas v. white.


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Re: Will California secede? [Re: Enjoywho] * 1
    #23818770 - 11/10/16 08:52 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Not even close. They'd fall into anarchy in a week. Guaranteed. I'd bet a lot of there food comes from the Midwest to feed 55 electoral votes worth of people. They barely even have water. So they are obviously not growing much.

I highly doubt they have the farms to put meat on the table. California would rip eachother apart when they realize weed isn't actually full of nutrition the body needs.




:lolwut:

California is an agricultural state.  If you live in th U.S. we probably grew your fresh produce.  As for "meat on the table", happy cows come from California bro.  We also produce tons of eggs.


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Re: Will California secede? [Re: millzy]
    #23818793 - 11/10/16 08:58 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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millzy said:
it's illegal for any state to secede.




People seceded because they don't agree with the laws.


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Re: Will California secede? [Re: Patlal]
    #23818819 - 11/10/16 09:06 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

They don't have the balls to secede.


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Re: Will California secede? [Re: Patlal]
    #23818834 - 11/10/16 09:11 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Patlal said:
Quote:

millzy said:
it's illegal for any state to secede.




People seceded because they don't agree with the laws.



I heard texas has a stipulation in their whatever agreement noting that they have the right to succeed but chose to rejoin? Just what I heard.


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