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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: pur3bind]
    #23813829 - 11/08/16 07:34 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Just because I have a sharpie doesn't mean that you can do some research on the way back to the stone. I am very pleased with the new ideas and suggestions periodically updates pricing and software information of the rythem.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #23814246 - 11/08/16 09:31 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Oh, so that's how you ripen a banana.
Could've just told me the truth in the first place.

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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Tmethyl]
    #23816005 - 11/09/16 11:47 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I'm sitting here with my arms arching over my apple and a coffee.
It's the only way I can type without moving them.
Maybe I should move them.
Good morning, it's 1:48pm

What a night, so many dreams I can't remember, but I remember not remembering them, and if I remember correctly, that's what consciousness is.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Tmethyl]
    #23818147 - 11/10/16 01:13 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

We all wish to be evil. We can't all take turns on the swing set.

It was so real, it was.

Swear, the only person I can count on is my chalkboard. Playing pictionary on it 24 hours a day, 7 days a week with my friends on a string.

I was real once, and I can be real again, but what is in my way is my being right.



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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: pur3bind]
    #23824646 - 11/12/16 12:40 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Is that even a vegan penis? No, I won't.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: pur3bind]
    #23826228 - 11/12/16 03:32 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Tmethyl, are you still here good lad? Nice to see you flowering along the shroomy path but I have much more to show you..

First we must bathe in a boiling pot to get the jeepers creepers off of us. Then we shall trudge trudge trudge.. skip.. hop.. jump.. Watch out for that FAT CAT! I mean.. the cat hat.. known as Prisoner #1. He is. He is here. He is a strange creature indeed. He has an ability to suck your toes out of your mouth and present them as a belated birthday gift to your stepmother in pakistan.

Off we go down the red brick road.. And boom! A wild Patlal appears! Get the ball that pokes or equip your cat hat.. It is needed to ward any expected intruded in your teepee. My mother once told me all liars know the truth. And all truthers can tell lies. Think about this for a minute mr booby doo.

Moments are passing.. they just passed.. now present.. and to the future you just went after reading this post.. now travel back in time space cadet and read it again to be god..

The only way to know the secret of shroomery.. only one way.. treants anus is where the answer lies but I promise you as I suffocate and live, I will not venture into that part. Many navy seals have trained for hours only to be crushed by the walls of coco butter.. If you've succeeded in everything so far. I would like to present u with a rating.. yes. a rating.. WELCOME TO SHROOMERY BITCH! -Jesse Pinkman.


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Hey Shae, Are you still doing that hand thing? I heard you was doing that hand thing today. Oh God what is that?!


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: JustForToday] * 1
    #23827726 - 11/13/16 12:51 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

"You give the chocolate to god and he will come." - Papaji

I thought we promised not to talk about the length and width of your porcupine?

Cheer up. Disembowel. Masala.

:justcantwait:


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: pur3bind] * 1
    #23827811 - 11/13/16 02:21 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

In the bathrooms' bathroom? shit I haven't  even dug out the flies from the tree house. Its no wonder that the worms in my leg will eat away my goonies. It's almost as if the tango zip drop fluxed the schlausen krinkle.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Sporepoise] * 1
    #23829801 - 11/13/16 04:49 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

This dilemma you describe, is it sanity complications? If so, my dear, you are really sick, beautiful, and free.
Don't fret.
Sometimes you just have to see that there were no times, and then see that there are times of timeless times.
Then roll up to a nigga with a cash machine and say, "Meditation is my nigga. Ain't nobody meditate like my @$$. I'm a pristine nigga!"

Then drive, drive, floor it without a ceiling. Your dead. Butt hold up just a minute. Your wallet! Your wallet is your fucking universe my G. Dawg, this some real nigga shyt.

"She take my money, when I'm in neeeed. Yeah she's a triflin, friend indeed. Oh buy she's a sand nigga, way over time, that digs on me." - Kanye.

:solidnod:


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"There are times— and this would be a great study for somebody to do—there have been periods in English when there were emotions that don't exist anymore, because the words have been lost. There are colors that don't exist anymore because the words have been lost." — Terence McKenna (The Archaic Revival: 1991)


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Sporepoise] * 1
    #23829900 - 11/13/16 05:23 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Sporepoise said:
In the bathrooms' bathroom? shit I haven't  even dug out the flies from the tree house. Its no wonder that the worms in my leg will eat away my goonies. It's almost as if the tango zip drop fluxed the schlausen krinkle.



But you forgot one thing. The ocean does not smell like roses and if you try to climb a rope nobody will want to eat anything let alone cupcakes.

And what are you going to do when dinner is ready and the chair is in the living room but you are outside. Do you expect the fish to drink everything by himself? Thats pretty inefficient if you ask me. You would be better of turning on your stove and having a bowl of cornflakes to celebratr your oil change. Atleast then you wouldnt have to stare at snakes while they tell the lion not to stand there while the pig is sleeping.

Do what ever you want though. My dinner plates havent smelled of ham in over five years.

Edited by BANANA.MAN (11/13/16 05:24 PM)

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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: BANANA.MAN] * 1
    #23829924 - 11/13/16 05:32 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Poor Peter pachyderm pummeled porpoise pancakes precisely perpendicular, perfectly passe past porpoise purposes. Panicked pandas palmed pages permenently, pleading peter pachyderm, preventing poorly packing porpoise pocket pancakes.

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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #23830001 - 11/13/16 06:06 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

How many times do i have to say i didnt touch it because the road had cream cheese on it i ate that pizza fair and square.

You'd just love for me to open that book and ruin everything for tonight wouldnt you. Well from now on when im wearing a parachute there will be no eating on the couch.

I dont care how many nets they have to use i WILL NEVER drink from that glass. If you have a problem with it then take the picture down right now because i dont want to deal with ants on my cealing.

Its MY trampoline and I will only kick the hash when its most conveneint for the investor.

On a lighter not the sky smells green tonight. If you ask me the walls arent cold enough. Glasses shouldnt need to to be that small all they need is a nice sturdy bell.

Boiling trees does not.

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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: BANANA.MAN]
    #23831034 - 11/14/16 01:58 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Gud tings grou een onterioh.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: pur3bind]
    #23831066 - 11/14/16 02:31 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

:lolsy:

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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #23831780 - 11/14/16 10:13 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Oh, I see how you guys whittle at the dragons tooth without me.
In 2016? Hah.
I hope that you create the queenly pearl she prizes.
And to appreciate her advil-fueled rants about chaotic dispositions and divination syndrome.
Well that's icing on the cake.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Tmethyl]
    #23831810 - 11/14/16 10:22 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Congradulations you figured it out. Next time eat under four signs are going up around the next bottle into it.

Down town eats sevrel

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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: BANANA.MAN]
    #23831942 - 11/14/16 11:13 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I would listen to the grapevine if I wasn't so busy swinging on it....


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #23832742 - 11/14/16 03:56 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Spectacles of spectacular spectaculation. Ha!
2016 is not the year of the dragons tooth! I would know,
because my crystal quartz cost a quarter and a nickel, no copper.
I carved out my husbands foreskin to say Happy Samhein!
Now drink my kidney stones to get "the stone".

Mycelium isn't even myopic utopic miotany. Forgive the swizzle sticks,
now onto your next protocol.
Hush, whisper, there's no need to yell. There's no need to even whisper, be as silent as a candle whisk.

:holyfuckdude:

Ya'll smelt that?


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: pur3bind]
    #23833042 - 11/14/16 05:27 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Rhizohunter]
    #23833209 - 11/14/16 06:15 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Finally alone
Walk around naked,constant sex,smoking bowls of amazing weed with strong opiates up the nose,Xanax down the hatch,few cigarettes  and 4 shots of rum
The air is still
I can hear a child playing in the distance
Our waterfalls in our backyard quietly streaming into moss covered Koi fish ponds in beautiful tandem.
The sky is Almost more gray than blue and the sun is setting. A lone bird chirps so subtly ,not in melancholy but in the search for its mate . Just like all of this 
In the midst of this peace
I hear dogs barking in the distance, cars are fairly nearby roads and streetlights blocking my view of the mountains. My intense spinal pain from mine current student is hindering my abilities to game in  perspective as I think and meditate.
All I know to do right now is pet my dog listen to the birds and their babies and breath


God that's boring though


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