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moonrockmushy
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Happy Birthday Vandago 2
#23813698 - 11/08/16 06:42 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'm sorry your special day got drowned out by the song and dance of political cunts. Thanks for not being one and always keeping it real. Don't ever think you're not loved because you are.
I wish you the best and I toast to many more Vandago erection days. Peace brother.
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SunnyD
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HAppy birthday van D go !
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Re: Happy Birthday Vandago [Re: SunnyD] 4
#23813771 - 11/08/16 07:08 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Y'all are awesome. I had a really really good day. Best birthday I have had in years, and worst I've been living in years oddly.
Everything mattered today, and it was all good.
Tacos. Beer. Ice cream. Weed. Chocolate. Got my dogs marrow bones.
I did not achieve sexual intercourse this birthday. But I did achieve it a couple days ago so I think that counts.
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moonrockmushy
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Re: Happy Birthday Vandago [Re: vandago]
#23813800 - 11/08/16 07:18 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Hey at our age who is keeping track of days. It's funny I never understood how getting older could be a good thing when I was 21 because I thought I had it all figured out and I was miserable. Now I straight don't give a fuck and I couldn't be happier. As long as I can have a beer and a laugh I am good as can be.
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I have 2 main life goals.
1. Outlive my mother
2. Outlive my dogs.
Someday I might think of some medium goals again. I haven't written a song abut anal sex in over 2 years. I think it's time.
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moonrockmushy
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Re: Happy Birthday Vandago [Re: vandago] 1
#23813833 - 11/08/16 07:36 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I really don't expect to outlive my mom, and I think that is only being realistic. I did some bunk cocaine a few weeks ago and have been having chest pains ever since, on top of the other drugs that haven't caused me pain for weeks on and and the others that have. I am just happy to be alive and having a tooth pulled recently I kind of think of death like that. It hurts but you just gotta be a man and get through it. Certainly not something I want to be unconscious for.
You might like this song if you like dogs:
I don't really get it but I think it is about a dog
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Re: Happy Birthday Vandago [Re: vandago] 1
#23813852 - 11/08/16 07:44 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Happy Birthday, friend!!!
Sounds like you've had an awesome day so far - you deserve it.
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I sure hate the cocaine scene, cause cocaine is so amazing when it's dank, but it's always so cut I don't even bother anymore. Last thing I need is anymore multiday bathsalt masturbation binge. The blow round here is fucking garbage, but the K is fire.
That's the only thing I worry about. I take....a lot....of drugs. I blacked out bad for 3 days after "trying to ween off benzos" and just going ham as soon as I felt normal.
Oddly I am getting responsible about blacking out? My friend said the first thing I did was go to the bank when we went out wed ( I don't remember wed-sat morning ) and thank god I did. I was so butthurt this weekennd thinking I spent all my bill money. I went to pay my electric today and my whole last paycheck was chilling. I dunno if that's good or bad though. Like I know I'm gonna black out so hard I can't have any money on me or it will get spent on something stupid, and I need dog food dammit. I need dog food.
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moonrockmushy
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Re: Happy Birthday Vandago [Re: vandago]
#23813868 - 11/08/16 07:48 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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You been on stage lately?
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vandago



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Quote:
yogabunny said: Happy Birthday, friend!!!
Sounds like you've had an awesome day so far - you deserve it. 
Thank you. It definitely felt like I was doing something right this go around. Despite how utterly terrible 30 was, and if I had to do it again I may tap out. That was a cyclone.
A friend gave me a good chunk of this:

My homie gave me a really nice loki wrap:

Friend bought me:


And I treated myself to:

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moonrockmushy said: You been on stage lately?
I actually missed a paid gig because I couldn't find a ride last month. Trying to do comedy with no license is practically impossible. A lot of comedians live together in a city by me, and I am kinda hoping for an opportunity to be within walking distance of clubs, work, school etc.....living in the country doesn't work when you are broke, unless you just wanna do nothing all day......which really can be fucking awesome some days....but I dunno.....I liked being extroverted more than introverted tbh. I used to be out and about way more. Benzos are douche bags.
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moonrockmushy
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Re: Happy Birthday Vandago [Re: vandago] 1
#23813899 - 11/08/16 08:00 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Well at least I get to read your snarky quips on here but don't hold out on the public. Hope you keep it up cuz.
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vandago



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Re: Happy Birthday Vandago [Re: vandago]
#23814031 - 11/08/16 08:38 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I am kinda glad I took a break and watched the videos I have.
SOOOOOOO bad. I have some good jokes, but overall my sets need written out better. My segways are sometimes uncomfortable as is my delivery. I'm a little too dry for the shit I am talking about. I gotta get more john leguizamo jim carrey with my physical presence on stage.
I did one sober set through out probation and rode that mic like a donkey into the grand canyon. Like it was so fucking bad, and half way through you realized it was only halfway over and you had to deal with this jackass another 13 minutes when he was only supposed to go 7-10 minutes. Like my cameraman is laughing so hard because I did the like anti bomb, where you don't clam up and walk off, but you fucking jabber and jabber and sweat and don't stop and stutter and keep babbling and suddenly throwing random memories in there......like I still haven't been able to make it to the end of the video and it's 8 months old lol
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moonrockmushy
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Re: Happy Birthday Vandago [Re: vandago] 1
#23814043 - 11/08/16 08:42 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Naw you're funny dude. I have seen bad comedians. You're not one. If what you've done is it you're funnier than most people, but you've got potential beyond that I think.
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Happy bday vandago.
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Re: Happy Birthday Vandago [Re: Lucis] 1
#23814104 - 11/08/16 08:55 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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What a birthday,
+vibes your way!
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Re: Happy Birthday Vandago [Re: mycoprog] 1
#23814133 - 11/08/16 09:04 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Glad to hear you've been having a good one man
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