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Psilosopherr
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Can't you just give yourself a prostate exam?
#23811843 - 11/08/16 07:15 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I mean how much can there be to feel for with a gloved finger. Surely with a little guidance or reading we could just handle this solo
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Lucis
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Re: Can't you just give yourself a prostate exam? [Re: Psilosopherr]
#23811855 - 11/08/16 07:19 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Strange you should mention this, I thought this same thing the other day, you know as I have gotten into my 30's I want to maintain what I have left.
I will probably go to the doctor sometime before the year is done though and let them handle it, I don't fancy stinking my finger up my ass.
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Psilosopherr
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Re: Can't you just give yourself a prostate exam? [Re: Lucis]
#23811867 - 11/08/16 07:23 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Really?
S'easy man.
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Reprobate420
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Re: Can't you just give yourself a prostate exam? [Re: Psilosopherr]
#23811868 - 11/08/16 07:23 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: Can't you just give yourself a prostate exam? [Re: Reprobate420]
#23811870 - 11/08/16 07:25 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yup. It's pretty easy after a few practices. Talking about prostates.... prostate orgasms =
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Re: Can't you just give yourself a prostate exam? [Re: Lucis] 2
#23812059 - 11/08/16 08:47 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Fennario said: Strange you should mention this, I thought this same thing the other day, you know as I have gotten into my 30's I want to maintain what I have left.
I will probably go to the doctor sometime before the year is done though and let them handle it, I don't fancy stinking my finger up my ass.
Stinking
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Re: Can't you just give yourself a prostate exam? [Re: Psilosopherr]
#23812167 - 11/08/16 09:34 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Are you asking because youre interested in doing self exams for prostate cancer?
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Re: Can't you just give yourself a prostate exam? [Re: trees] 1
#23812184 - 11/08/16 09:40 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I think he just bought a van.....
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crackbaby
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Re: Can't you just give yourself a prostate exam? [Re: koods]
#23812201 - 11/08/16 09:46 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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doesn't the finger need to be inserted at a similar angle as when hitting a girl's G spot? In which case it could be pretty difficult--you might end up breaking your hand while attemting to get your finger in the 'come hither' position
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Re: Can't you just give yourself a prostate exam? [Re: Psilosopherr]
#23812217 - 11/08/16 09:51 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Made me think of the movie Saw.
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Re: Can't you just give yourself a prostate exam? [Re: Love_spirit]
#23812304 - 11/08/16 10:29 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'm gonna say its because people are stupid and healthcare is a business. You dudes get a finger in your ass, us ladies get our breasts smooshed by a machine, and capitalism and cancer both live on in perfect harmony.
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Re: Can't you just give yourself a prostate exam? [Re: Psilosopherr]
#23813345 - 11/08/16 04:49 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Do you need the dentist to brush your teeth? Get up there sissy!
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Re: Can't you just give yourself a prostate exam? [Re: CookieCrumbs]
#23813386 - 11/08/16 05:01 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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CookieCrumbs said: I'm gonna say its because people are stupid and healthcare is a business. You dudes get a finger in your ass, us ladies get our breasts smooshed by a machine, and capitalism and cancer both live on in perfect harmony.
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Re: Can't you just give yourself a prostate exam? [Re: crackbaby]
#23813624 - 11/08/16 06:19 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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get some vaseline give yourself the middle finger from behind
i'd do it for money but whatever goes on the internet stays there forever
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Re: Can't you just give yourself a prostate exam? [Re: Konyap] 1
#23813669 - 11/08/16 06:31 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Happy bday Van. perfect t thread to remind you of what age actually costs.
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Psilosopherr
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Re: Can't you just give yourself a prostate exam? [Re: pineninja]
#23813930 - 11/08/16 08:10 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Well I didn't cum but it did bleed a little. What does that mean?
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Re: Can't you just give yourself a prostate exam? [Re: Psilosopherr]
#23813946 - 11/08/16 08:17 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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you can give yourself a prostate exam but you cant give your friend a prostate exam!
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Re: Can't you just give yourself a prostate exam? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#23813962 - 11/08/16 08:22 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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If you're doing a prostate exam with friends, it's called finger banging. With a doctor, it's an examination. With yourself, you're just fucking yourself.
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Re: Can't you just give yourself a prostate exam? [Re: Psilosopherr]
#23814342 - 11/08/16 09:57 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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rbalzer said: Well I didn't cum but it did bleed a little. What does that mean?
You probably need to trim your nails.
Men should learn how to check their prostates just as women need to learn how to check their breasts.
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Re: Can't you just give yourself a prostate exam? [Re: trees]
#23814352 - 11/08/16 10:00 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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trees said: Are you asking because youre interested in doing self exams for prostate cancer?
Could be a lucrative side job.
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Re: Can't you just give yourself a prostate exam? [Re: Lucis]
#23814377 - 11/08/16 10:08 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Would you know exactly what your looking for? Felt what they're feeling for?
I personally don't. It's just a finger in your ass Sheesh. Square.
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Re: Can't you just give yourself a prostate exam? [Re: Enjoywho]
#23814382 - 11/08/16 10:09 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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if you don't use alcohol and ciggerettes chances are you have nothing to worry about
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Re: Can't you just give yourself a prostate exam? [Re: deucedbi9]
#23814448 - 11/08/16 10:34 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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deucedbi9 said:
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rbalzer said: Well I didn't cum but it did bleed a little. What does that mean?
You probably need to trim your nails.
Men should learn how to check their prostates just as women need to learn how to check their breasts.
Next time I go to my proctologist, we are going tandem. "Guide Me"
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Re: Can't you just give yourself a prostate exam? [Re: Psilosopherr]
#23814483 - 11/08/16 10:47 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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rbalzer said: I mean how much can there be to feel for with a gloved finger. Surely with a little guidance or reading we could just handle this solo 
It is indeed possible. I palpitate my prostate regularly. I assure you, it is quite wholesome
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Sophistic Radiance said:
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rbalzer said: I mean how much can there be to feel for with a gloved finger. Surely with a little guidance or reading we could just handle this solo 
It is indeed possible. I palpitate my prostate regularly. I assure you, it is quite wholesome
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Re: Can't you just give yourself a prostate exam? [Re: Enjoywho]
#23814620 - 11/08/16 11:27 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Enjoywho said: Would you know exactly what your looking for? Felt what they're feeling for?
I personally don't. It's just a finger in your ass Sheesh. Square.
Oh, I don't mind the finger in my ass, Ive had a girl do that while giving me head, felt great and came a bucket load from prostate stimulation, for some reason it would just feel weird to be doing so on my own solo, I think it would be best to talk to a doctor anyways given the angle of the prostate, and what the doc would look for when feeling it.
I have taken human anatomy though, and am familiar with such things, the human body/mind is very interesting.
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