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Psilosopherr
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Can't you just give yourself a prostate exam?
#23811843 - 11/08/16 07:15 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I mean how much can there be to feel for with a gloved finger. Surely with a little guidance or reading we could just handle this solo
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Lucis
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Re: Can't you just give yourself a prostate exam? [Re: Psilosopherr]
#23811855 - 11/08/16 07:19 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Strange you should mention this, I thought this same thing the other day, you know as I have gotten into my 30's I want to maintain what I have left.
I will probably go to the doctor sometime before the year is done though and let them handle it, I don't fancy stinking my finger up my ass.
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Psilosopherr
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Re: Can't you just give yourself a prostate exam? [Re: Lucis]
#23811867 - 11/08/16 07:23 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Really?
S'easy man.
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Reprobate420
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Re: Can't you just give yourself a prostate exam? [Re: Psilosopherr]
#23811868 - 11/08/16 07:23 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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daz01
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Re: Can't you just give yourself a prostate exam? [Re: Reprobate420]
#23811870 - 11/08/16 07:25 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yup. It's pretty easy after a few practices. Talking about prostates.... prostate orgasms =
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Re: Can't you just give yourself a prostate exam? [Re: Lucis] 2
#23812059 - 11/08/16 08:47 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Fennario said: Strange you should mention this, I thought this same thing the other day, you know as I have gotten into my 30's I want to maintain what I have left.
I will probably go to the doctor sometime before the year is done though and let them handle it, I don't fancy stinking my finger up my ass.
Stinking
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trees


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Re: Can't you just give yourself a prostate exam? [Re: Psilosopherr]
#23812167 - 11/08/16 09:34 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Are you asking because youre interested in doing self exams for prostate cancer?
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Re: Can't you just give yourself a prostate exam? [Re: trees] 1
#23812184 - 11/08/16 09:40 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I think he just bought a van.....
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crackbaby
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Re: Can't you just give yourself a prostate exam? [Re: koods]
#23812201 - 11/08/16 09:46 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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doesn't the finger need to be inserted at a similar angle as when hitting a girl's G spot? In which case it could be pretty difficult--you might end up breaking your hand while attemting to get your finger in the 'come hither' position
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Love_spirit
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Re: Can't you just give yourself a prostate exam? [Re: Psilosopherr]
#23812217 - 11/08/16 09:51 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Made me think of the movie Saw.
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CookieCrumbs
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Re: Can't you just give yourself a prostate exam? [Re: Love_spirit]
#23812304 - 11/08/16 10:29 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'm gonna say its because people are stupid and healthcare is a business. You dudes get a finger in your ass, us ladies get our breasts smooshed by a machine, and capitalism and cancer both live on in perfect harmony.
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Re: Can't you just give yourself a prostate exam? [Re: Psilosopherr]
#23813345 - 11/08/16 04:49 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Do you need the dentist to brush your teeth? Get up there sissy!
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crackbaby
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Re: Can't you just give yourself a prostate exam? [Re: CookieCrumbs]
#23813386 - 11/08/16 05:01 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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CookieCrumbs said: I'm gonna say its because people are stupid and healthcare is a business. You dudes get a finger in your ass, us ladies get our breasts smooshed by a machine, and capitalism and cancer both live on in perfect harmony.
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Konyap

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Re: Can't you just give yourself a prostate exam? [Re: crackbaby]
#23813624 - 11/08/16 06:19 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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get some vaseline give yourself the middle finger from behind
i'd do it for money but whatever goes on the internet stays there forever
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pineninja
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Re: Can't you just give yourself a prostate exam? [Re: Konyap] 1
#23813669 - 11/08/16 06:31 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Happy bday Van. perfect t thread to remind you of what age actually costs.
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Psilosopherr
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Re: Can't you just give yourself a prostate exam? [Re: pineninja]
#23813930 - 11/08/16 08:10 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Well I didn't cum but it did bleed a little. What does that mean?
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Bill_Oreilly
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Re: Can't you just give yourself a prostate exam? [Re: Psilosopherr]
#23813946 - 11/08/16 08:17 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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you can give yourself a prostate exam but you cant give your friend a prostate exam!
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Re: Can't you just give yourself a prostate exam? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#23813962 - 11/08/16 08:22 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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If you're doing a prostate exam with friends, it's called finger banging. With a doctor, it's an examination. With yourself, you're just fucking yourself.
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deucedbi9
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Re: Can't you just give yourself a prostate exam? [Re: Psilosopherr]
#23814342 - 11/08/16 09:57 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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rbalzer said: Well I didn't cum but it did bleed a little. What does that mean?
You probably need to trim your nails.
Men should learn how to check their prostates just as women need to learn how to check their breasts.
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Lucis
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Re: Can't you just give yourself a prostate exam? [Re: trees]
#23814352 - 11/08/16 10:00 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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trees said: Are you asking because youre interested in doing self exams for prostate cancer?
Could be a lucrative side job.
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