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OfflinePsilosopherr
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Can't you just give yourself a prostate exam?
    #23811843 - 11/08/16 07:15 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I mean how much can there be to feel for with a gloved finger. Surely with a little guidance or reading we could just handle this solo :lol:


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OfflineLucisM
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Re: Can't you just give yourself a prostate exam? [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #23811855 - 11/08/16 07:19 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Strange you should mention this, I thought this same thing the other day, you know as I have gotten into my 30's I want to maintain what I have left.

I will probably go to the doctor sometime before the year is done though and let them handle it, I don't fancy stinking my finger up my ass.:shrug:


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OfflinePsilosopherr
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Re: Can't you just give yourself a prostate exam? [Re: Lucis]
    #23811867 - 11/08/16 07:23 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Really?

S'easy man.


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OfflineReprobate420
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Re: Can't you just give yourself a prostate exam? [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #23811868 - 11/08/16 07:23 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

:thumbup:


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Offlinedaz01
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Re: Can't you just give yourself a prostate exam? [Re: Reprobate420]
    #23811870 - 11/08/16 07:25 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Yup. It's pretty easy after a few practices. Talking about prostates.... prostate orgasms = :mindblown:


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Re: Can't you just give yourself a prostate exam? [Re: Lucis] * 2
    #23812059 - 11/08/16 08:47 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Fennario said:
Strange you should mention this, I thought this same thing the other day, you know as I have gotten into my 30's I want to maintain what I have left.

I will probably go to the doctor sometime before the year is done though and let them handle it, I don't fancy stinking my finger up my ass.:shrug:




Stinking

:smilingpuppy:


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Re: Can't you just give yourself a prostate exam? [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #23812167 - 11/08/16 09:34 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Are you asking because youre interested in doing self exams for prostate cancer?


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Re: Can't you just give yourself a prostate exam? [Re: trees] * 1
    #23812184 - 11/08/16 09:40 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I think he just bought a van.....


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Invisiblecrackbaby
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Re: Can't you just give yourself a prostate exam? [Re: koods]
    #23812201 - 11/08/16 09:46 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

doesn't the finger need to be inserted at a similar angle as when hitting a girl's G spot?  In which case it could be pretty difficult--you might end up breaking your hand while attemting to get your finger in the 'come hither' position :feelsbadman:


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OfflineLove_spirit
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Re: Can't you just give yourself a prostate exam? [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #23812217 - 11/08/16 09:51 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Made me think of the movie Saw.


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Re: Can't you just give yourself a prostate exam? [Re: Love_spirit]
    #23812304 - 11/08/16 10:29 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I'm gonna say its because people are stupid and healthcare is a business. You dudes get a finger in your ass, us ladies get our breasts smooshed by a machine, and capitalism and cancer both live on in perfect harmony.


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Re: Can't you just give yourself a prostate exam? [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #23813345 - 11/08/16 04:49 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Do you need the dentist to brush your teeth?  Get up there sissy!


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Re: Can't you just give yourself a prostate exam? [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23813386 - 11/08/16 05:01 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

CookieCrumbs said:
I'm gonna say its because people are stupid and healthcare is a business. You dudes get a finger in your ass, us ladies get our breasts smooshed by a machine, and capitalism and cancer both live on in perfect harmony.



:thatsinteresting:


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Re: Can't you just give yourself a prostate exam? [Re: crackbaby]
    #23813624 - 11/08/16 06:19 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

get some vaseline
give yourself the middle finger from behind

i'd do it for money but whatever goes on the internet stays there forever


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Re: Can't you just give yourself a prostate exam? [Re: Konyap] * 1
    #23813669 - 11/08/16 06:31 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Happy bday Van. :rockon: perfect t thread to remind you of what age actually costs.


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Re: Can't you just give yourself a prostate exam? [Re: pineninja]
    #23813930 - 11/08/16 08:10 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Well I didn't cum but it did bleed a little. What does that mean?


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Re: Can't you just give yourself a prostate exam? [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #23813946 - 11/08/16 08:17 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

you can give yourself a prostate exam but you cant give your friend a prostate exam!


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Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
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InvisiblePatrickKn
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Re: Can't you just give yourself a prostate exam? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #23813962 - 11/08/16 08:22 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

If you're doing a prostate exam with friends, it's called finger banging. With a doctor, it's an examination. With yourself, you're just fucking yourself.


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Re: Can't you just give yourself a prostate exam? [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #23814342 - 11/08/16 09:57 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

rbalzer said:
Well I didn't cum but it did bleed a little. What does that mean?




You probably need to trim your nails.

Men should learn how to check their prostates just as women need to learn how to check their breasts.


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OfflineLucisM
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Re: Can't you just give yourself a prostate exam? [Re: trees]
    #23814352 - 11/08/16 10:00 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

trees said:
Are you asking because youre interested in doing self exams for prostate cancer?




Could be a lucrative side job.


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