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InvisibleOrgoneConclusion
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Technology never sleeps! * 2
    #23811642 - 11/08/16 03:32 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Just when you thought the pinnacle of the eating utensil was realized with the invention of the spork; :spock: along comes a flash of genius that unites East and West food shoveling in "the chork"!




Is this a great time to be alive or what? :whoa:


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Re: Technology never sleeps! [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #23811659 - 11/08/16 04:20 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

fearsome :
something  mata hari might conceal in her hair - then she could stab me in the eyes (both at once!)


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Re: Technology never sleeps! [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #23811754 - 11/08/16 05:57 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

It's beautiful, radiant, majestic.

I buy the bamboo chopsticks because I feel extra cultured when I eat my ramen noodles with them, but I could see myself buying these because I am a massive dork.


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Re: Technology never sleeps! [Re: Lucis]
    #23812036 - 11/08/16 08:41 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Fennario said:
It's beautiful, radiant, majestic.

I buy the bamboo chopsticks because I feel extra cultured when I eat my ramen noodles with them, but I could see myself buying these because I am a massive dork.



I would contemplate this tool as a sexual aid.


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Re: Technology never sleeps! [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #23812183 - 11/08/16 09:40 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

For you or for her?

Next up: The chondom!


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Re: Technology never sleeps! [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #23812706 - 11/08/16 12:56 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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OrgoneConclusion said:
For you or for her?

Next up: The chondom!



is that a rubber with bamboo sticks in it for the functionally flaccid?


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Re: Technology never sleeps! [Re: redgreenvines]
    #23812733 - 11/08/16 01:03 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

So you have tried one?


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Re: Technology never sleeps! [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #23813093 - 11/08/16 03:09 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Unfortunately I don't have access to them.
Wouldn't it be great to have a boner 24/7?!!!


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Re: Technology never sleeps! [Re: redgreenvines] * 1
    #23814900 - 11/09/16 01:33 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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redgreenvines said:

Wouldn't it be great to have a boner 24/7?!!!





No.

Pro Tip:  If you have a boner, flex any muscle in your body until it goes away.


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Re: Technology never sleeps! [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #23816885 - 11/09/16 05:01 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

It's pointless because forks are objectively better than chopsticks anyway.


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Re: Technology never sleeps! [Re: tHEfLY]
    #23816915 - 11/09/16 05:13 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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tHEfLY said:
It's pointless because forks are objectively better than chopsticks anyway.




someone had to say it department

actually it has 6 points, 4 'sharp' & 2 'dull'

and neither is any good for soup

so maybe the spork wins?


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Re: Technology never sleeps! [Re: tHEfLY]
    #23817762 - 11/09/16 09:55 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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tHEfLY said:
It's pointless because forks are objectively better than chopsticks anyway.



Forks are pointless cause hands are objectively better than forks.


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Re: Technology never sleeps! [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23817860 - 11/09/16 10:35 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Good point. Spoons are objectively better than hands though.


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Re: Technology never sleeps! [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23817932 - 11/09/16 11:13 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I actually hate using spoons, and will always go for a fork where I can. Except soups. Which I like drinking from the bowl.

I'm the most uncouth motherfucker to take to a posh restaurant unless I really make an effort. I'd eat everything with hands if I could, and it didn't cause people to form very odd opinions about me.

How long till we get anti grav utensils? Check these babies @ 3:00:



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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
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Re: Technology never sleeps! [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23818353 - 11/10/16 05:04 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I use a spole for eating soup.



It is really helping me in my weight loss program. :yesnod:


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Re: Technology never sleeps! [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #23818441 - 11/10/16 06:13 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

you could pick up the bowl and drink without turning Japanese, I really think so.


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Re: Technology never sleeps! [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #23822275 - 11/11/16 08:25 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Rust doesn't sleep, either.


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Re: Technology never sleeps! [Re: Crazy_Horse] * 1
    #23822420 - 11/11/16 09:33 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Decay full stop doesn't sleep. But turn off the power and all our technology is good for fuck all.

I sincerely hope rust, decay, and plants and animals soon reclaim these disgusting concrete jungles we've erected all over the world. A more unhealthy environment for life, especially humans, I have never seen, and could not even imagine. I suppose a city coated it toxic waste would be worse than a city alone, but without cities we'd probably have no toxic waste anyway.


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
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Re: Technology never sleeps! [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23822705 - 11/11/16 11:24 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Cherry Noble has already been reclaimed by the plants and animals. They are just a little weirder and easier to see at night.


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Re: Technology never sleeps! [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23823495 - 11/11/16 04:17 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Jokeshopbeard said:
Decay full stop doesn't sleep. But turn off the power and all our technology is good for fuck all.

I sincerely hope rust, decay, and plants and animals soon reclaim these disgusting concrete jungles we've erected all over the world. A more unhealthy environment for life, especially humans, I have never seen, and could not even imagine. I suppose a city coated it toxic waste would be worse than a city alone, but without cities we'd probably have no toxic waste anyway.




Rust Never Sleeps.

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