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My testicles are exceptionally big this morning. 1
#23811467 - 11/08/16 12:01 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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After a day and night of MXE, I vote for going to the store when it opens and getting some french bread, brie and boursin and washing it all down with fruit smoothie and watch Dumbo and Donkey put up quite a show.


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Re: My testicles are exceptionally big this morning. [Re: Asante] 1
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Re: My testicles are exceptionally big this morning. [Re: California]
#23811503 - 11/08/16 12:43 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: My testicles are exceptionally big this morning. [Re: Asante]
#23811509 - 11/08/16 12:51 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Drain the pipes. It's bad for your prostate to not ejaculate.
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Re: My testicles are exceptionally big this morning. [Re: Asante] 1
#23811517 - 11/08/16 12:54 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Well i'll be damned! This night, of all nights, the Cyans in my garden decided to come up!!
I'm gobsmacked!
Mangez-Moi!
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Re: My testicles are exceptionally big this morning. [Re: Adden]
#23811520 - 11/08/16 12:57 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Adden said: Drain the pipes. It's bad for your prostate to not ejaculate.
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Re: My testicles are exceptionally big this morning. [Re: Asante] 2
#23811534 - 11/08/16 01:10 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Bring up the charts, measurements and peer-reviewed sources or I call MXE-induced megalomania. Your balls are average sized and always will be. Enjoy being consigned to the ranks of the mid-range testicular masses, fool.
Also, probably your dick just shrunk temporarily due to the ingestion of chemicals and your outmoded proportional methods of size gauging led to an inevitably false proclamation. Shambled. Shambled hard. A shamble on both your houses.
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Re: My testicles are exceptionally big this morning. [Re: Asante]
#23811563 - 11/08/16 01:49 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Asante said: Well i'll be damned! This night, of all nights, the Cyans in my garden decided to come up!
Niiice. We had a great start to our season with a 3 day storm. Azures and cyans started flushing fast as fuck, but had already been throwing off a few test flushes. Halloween came and dry/warm air has stayed since. It looks like 2 weeks until the coast recovers, provided it's cold rain the whole time. All the pics in my signature are from this season.
Seeing their areas and habitats and the shit some pickers do is sad. But when they flush again it'll be fantastic. I'm seeing more dune cyans this year, and they're in the spots I spored and dropped myc. So hopefully a few years down someone else can have a boss dune cyan patch.
I might be getting rid of my planters if I have to move, and I got a perfect spot for all these chips and mulch with 4 different psilo species. Probably put them along the river where the trees kind of "dam" up and along their flood line above the embankment, where they have plenty of wood and grasses and chip dumps.
Edit- Come post your actives on a puppet account or something.. =P
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#23811573 - 11/08/16 02:01 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yeah its amazing! If they fruit up fully its enough for my friends and me for a few years to come, we don't use much.
I love Cyans and they love me 
Here's an old picture, don't have a cam now:

They are in the moss again, they love moss, a real forest shroom.
A small miracle of nature, I trip on MXE, the shrooms go, "What about me?".
Yesterday I mentioned to one of my trip friends, a wonderful witchy gal "If they want to come up they better do it tonight because there is a light frost forecast."
I guess they heard it through the shroom internet 
My Nkondi teaches that every region has spirits in charge of it which tend to the wellbeing of the living things in it. A forest is an orgamism, a lake is, planet earth is. spirits in spirits in spirits.
Its one way to look at it I guess, a very romantic, Animistic way.

Maybe folklore and science are both right. maybe everything is both the observed and the observer. Think about it.
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Re: My testicles are exceptionally big this morning. [Re: Asante] 1
#23811581 - 11/08/16 02:08 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Burn her for sure. She's propagating demon spawn in your testes. The birth pangs have begun and your balls are the womb of evil. Burn her good.
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Re: My testicles are exceptionally big this morning. [Re: EllisDSox] 1
#23811583 - 11/08/16 02:10 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Your bad juju don' work on me Skeletor!
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Re: My testicles are exceptionally big this morning. [Re: Asante]
#23811588 - 11/08/16 02:17 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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At least burn the testes.
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Re: My testicles are exceptionally big this morning. [Re: EllisDSox]
#23811602 - 11/08/16 02:45 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Why not?
Suspended 5mg Stanozolol in a ml of olive oil and plugged it.
I'm going beast mode today.
I feel it already.
Angel Dust and Roids go well together.
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Re: My testicles are exceptionally big this morning. [Re: Asante]
#23811713 - 11/08/16 05:24 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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That's exactly what I was implying you should do. A perceptive master stroke on your part.
Are you actually plugging steroids? I cast no judgment aside from noting the wasteful nature of whatever time it takes you away from your witch burning activities.
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Re: My testicles are exceptionally big this morning. [Re: EllisDSox]
#23811726 - 11/08/16 05:38 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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its Stanozolol, a 17a alkylated steroid so it would work orally, but i prefer the rectal route for because of rapid and complete resorption. you feel it in a minute and ease the blow on the liver because it gets diluted more efficiently.
A non-oral steroid would work that way too as it bypasses the stomach.
Its like stoners develop a pipe fetish, cokeheads a snorting fetish, junkies a needle fetish, I developed a thing for plugging. Its very intimate and hits you fast and hard.
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Re: My testicles are exceptionally big this morning. [Re: Asante]
#23811758 - 11/08/16 05:59 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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It's more the necessity of steroids than the plugging that I was inquiring about. Are you taking them for the typical reasons or pure recreation? I just never knew they actually made you feel anything much. One of those drugs they scared the shit out of us about in school yet never seem to appear in real life unless you really seek them out.
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Re: My testicles are exceptionally big this morning. [Re: Asante] 1
#23811768 - 11/08/16 06:10 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I will discuss testicles with you Asante.
So my balls don't always hang low and relaxed, they used to when I was younger, but I think I am usually anxious about something, I don't know what, so they rarely hang low it seems like. If I drink alcohol they get nice and relaxed, but I drink a lot of caffeine (tea/coffee) so think that might have something to do with it, when I abstain from caffeine, they get their swole on, you know caffeine is a stimulant so stims can cause shrinkage.
Also I notice shrinkage when I workout, I think it's because my blood is flowing to the muscles being used, but then after I workout I want to put my head through a wall and savage some vagina, all that test is released I guess, so my balls go beast mode, so does my penor.
I am sure you guys wanted to hear about my testicles, so there ya have it.
Some drugs cause my sack to get really relaxed, benzos my balls will hang so low, like shits gnarly dude, I remember fucking this girl doggystyle and she was getting hit in the stomach with my nuts, and was surprised and asked "what's that slapping me" I had to stop because of busting out laughing so hard, and explain that my balls where slapping her, and benzos do that to them.
Balls are funny though.
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#23811772 - 11/08/16 06:12 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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good post would read again
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Re: My testicles are exceptionally big this morning. [Re: Asante]
#23811774 - 11/08/16 06:14 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Asnate one day I'm going to visit you and you're going to give me all of your steroids.
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Re: My testicles are exceptionally big this morning. [Re: Webster10]
#23811777 - 11/08/16 06:17 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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You guys really look at your balls every morning? i dont inspect my nuts unless i feel pain in them...i could care less if they look like shriveled raisins or 2 giant stones.
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Re: My testicles are exceptionally big this morning. [Re: Asante]
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Re: My testicles are exceptionally big this morning. [Re: Webster10]
#23811838 - 11/08/16 07:12 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Webster10 said: Asnate one day I'm going to visit you and you're going to give me all of your steroids.
Get some Anavar (Oxandrolone) and a test tube to test it. Against all advice to go higher take 10mg a day and go one month on, on month off.
You should be able to find steroids online.
You are a bit young though, its best to not take steroids before 25. At 25 your body is fully matured. You are probably reasonably high testosterone, given your age and posting style.
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Re: My testicles are exceptionally big this morning. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#23811862 - 11/08/16 07:22 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Bill_Oreilly said: You guys really look at your balls every morning? i dont inspect my nuts unless i feel pain in them...i could care less if they look like shriveled raisins or 2 giant stones.
No, but when I am showing I feel them thangs.
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#23811909 - 11/08/16 07:47 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Webster10 said: Asnate one day I'm going to visit you and you're going to give me all of your steroids in the butt
Fixed that for you
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Re: My testicles are exceptionally big this morning. [Re: koods]
#23811916 - 11/08/16 07:49 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: My testicles are exceptionally big this morning. [Re: Crazy_Horse]
#23811968 - 11/08/16 08:09 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Asante we should synch our shroom trips, if at all possible. I got some fresh cubes from the tub that I intend to take in the forest near Burgh Haamstede
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