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OfflineIfishhigh
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Morning boaner
    #23810090 - 11/07/16 03:54 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I don't wake up with a hard on anymore. Is this a sign of health decline. I can get a boaner when needed but in the morning forget it.


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Re: Morning boaner [Re: Ifishhigh]
    #23810097 - 11/07/16 03:56 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Lucky duck.


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Re: Morning boaner [Re: Ifishhigh] * 1
    #23810100 - 11/07/16 03:57 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Ifishhigh said:
I don't wake up with a hard on anymore. Is this a sign of health decline. I can get a boaner when needed but in the morning forget it.



Take a handful of viagra


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Re: Morning boaner [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #23810114 - 11/07/16 04:02 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I don't need viagra. Re read post


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Re: Morning boaner [Re: Ifishhigh] * 2
    #23810117 - 11/07/16 04:02 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I'm confused.

Do you want a boner or not?


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Re: Morning boaner [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #23810119 - 11/07/16 04:02 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

yeah dude lol. i wake up hard literally every morning n gotta fight that urge mane. :jah:
try some horny goat weed tea. stuff awesome, really good for blood flow. first time I tried it I made like 4 bags in 1 night. :crazy2:


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Re: Morning boaner [Re: Ifishhigh]
    #23810121 - 11/07/16 04:03 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I did. It sucked


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Re: Morning boaner [Re: vandago]
    #23810128 - 11/07/16 04:05 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

vandago said:
I'm confused.

Do you want a boner or not?




I'm confused too.


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Re: Morning boaner [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 1
    #23810132 - 11/07/16 04:06 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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I did. It sucked




Your girl can't give me a boaner. Maybe I do need viagra


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Re: Morning boaner [Re: Ifishhigh]
    #23810140 - 11/07/16 04:10 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Your penis may be hemorrhaging blood at night go to a hospital now


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Re: Morning boaner [Re: Ifishhigh]
    #23810146 - 11/07/16 04:13 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Stop drinking before bed.

I only wake up with a stiffy when I gotta piss.


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Re: Morning boaner [Re: Morel Guy]
    #23810157 - 11/07/16 04:19 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I have to pee like 4 times within 8 hours. It's like boner central up in my pjs


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Re: Morning boaner [Re: vandago]
    #23810220 - 11/07/16 04:48 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

OP: so your not taking care of your health and think you don't get a morning chub because of it?

Become more health and see if it comes back.:mindblown:


I wake up wanting to saw some logs most mornings.


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Re: Morning boaner [Re: 2shoes]
    #23810231 - 11/07/16 04:56 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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2shoes said:
OP: so your not taking care of your health and think you don't get a morning chub because of it?

Become more health and see if it comes back.:mindblown:


I wake up wanting to saw some logs most mornings.




Well yeah pretty much. I was wondering if it was just a part of getting old. I'm almost 40. I don't have chubs when I wake up so I was thinking underlying health issues maybe. But if I need to have a wood I can get one no problem. I have no problem having sex


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Re: Morning boaner [Re: vandago]
    #23810232 - 11/07/16 04:56 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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I have to pee like 4 times within 8 hours. It's like boner central up in my pjs



thats from dissociative abuse


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Re: Morning boaner [Re: Ifishhigh]
    #23810271 - 11/07/16 05:09 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Right... is it worth getting healthier to see if they come back. Limiting the posibilities per se.


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Re: Morning boaner [Re: Sheekle]
    #23810281 - 11/07/16 05:12 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
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vandago said:
I have to pee like 4 times within 8 hours. It's like boner central up in my pjs



thats from dissociative abuse





I've been doing dissociatives 15 years.  There's absolutely no way that's what it's from.


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Re: Morning boaner [Re: vandago]
    #23810294 - 11/07/16 05:16 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

What is a disassociative


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Re: Morning boaner [Re: Ifishhigh]
    #23810303 - 11/07/16 05:18 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Like going to the OBGYN for your mind.


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Re: Morning boaner [Re: Ifishhigh]
    #23810325 - 11/07/16 05:23 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Ifishhigh said:
What is a disassociative




Nitrous, ketamine, MXE, PCP, etc.....


How often do u spank it?

I find that if i refrain from spanking my dolphin, i get raging boners in the Morning.

Which i help cure by humping the bed in a deliriant like state.


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Re: Morning boaner [Re: vandago]
    #23810337 - 11/07/16 05:28 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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vandago said:
Quote:

Sheekle said:
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vandago said:
I have to pee like 4 times within 8 hours. It's like boner central up in my pjs



thats from dissociative abuse





I've been doing dissociatives 15 years.  There's absolutely no way that's what it's from.



15 years of bladder damage


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Re: Morning boaner [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23810338 - 11/07/16 05:28 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Totally the other way around for me.  The more I jerk off the more I wanna jerk off.


I probably don't even have to pee at 4am, my bladder is just flirting with me.


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Re: Morning boaner [Re: Sheekle]
    #23810341 - 11/07/16 05:29 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
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vandago said:
Quote:

Sheekle said:
Quote:

vandago said:
I have to pee like 4 times within 8 hours. It's like boner central up in my pjs



thats from dissociative abuse





I've been doing dissociatives 15 years.  There's absolutely no way that's what it's from.



15 years of bladder damage





I ain't never peed no colors a shouldnt have, and no stone aint done ever left this franklin hole, so you judge someone who's dead ok?


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Re: Morning boaner [Re: vandago]
    #23810348 - 11/07/16 05:30 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

lucky duck.

i bet that goes well with the ladies.


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Re: Morning boaner [Re: vandago]
    #23810358 - 11/07/16 05:34 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Quote:

Sheekle said:
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vandago said:
I've been doing dissociatives 15 years.  There's absolutely no way that's what it's from.



15 years of bladder damage





I ain't never peed no colors a shouldnt have, and no stone aint done ever left this franklin hole, so you judge someone who's dead ok?



15 years of severe bladder damage from snorting toxic hallucinogens, i'm not judging


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Re: Morning boaner [Re: vandago]
    #23810370 - 11/07/16 05:37 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I spit the drip out bro.


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Re: Morning boaner [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23810443 - 11/07/16 05:56 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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lucky duck.

i bet that goes well with the ladies.





Goes over WAY better than "Fat Cow"


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Re: Morning boaner [Re: vandago]
    #23812486 - 11/08/16 11:52 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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I spit the drip out bro.



a decade and a half of thinking spitting the drip wasnt ruining ur life, and now look at the little bit of bladder u got. happy frickin birthday


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Re: Morning boaner [Re: vandago]
    #23812495 - 11/08/16 11:56 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Whats a "fat cow"?


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Re: Morning boaner [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23812520 - 11/08/16 12:06 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Onset diabetes :shrug:


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