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falsereality


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Wafflehouse
#23808875 - 11/07/16 08:26 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Any ya'll niggas eat here on the reg? HOLY FUCKING SHIT their food is amazing for greasy diner food. I like fine food as much as the next guy, but fucking christ man. There's this waffle house right next to my apartment and I've been getting fucked up and eating dank food for breakfast and dinner for the last week or so... . Even pulled my waitresses number .
Listen, I know they do absolutely zero marketing, but you fuckers need to try waffle house right fucking now!!
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azur
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You asked a waffle house waitress for her number?? Ha ha. You must me one horny mother fucker. How many teeth did she have left?
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Re: Wafflehouse [Re: azur]
#23808940 - 11/07/16 08:56 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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what has 6 legs and 32 teeth?
3rd shift at the waffle house
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Re: Wafflehouse [Re: azur]
#23808979 - 11/07/16 09:10 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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azur
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Ha ha. You know Joe
Hmmmm...come to think of it, this girl from Chatsworth blew me in a waffle house parking lot in Cumming. Damn that was nice.
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Re: Wafflehouse [Re: azur]
#23809008 - 11/07/16 09:20 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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azur said: Ha ha. You know Joe
yes, I know all the waffle office monkeys from 20 years ago
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Hmmmm...come to think of it, this girl from Chatsworth blew me in a waffle house parking lot in Cumming. Damn that was nice.
girl from chatsworth blew you in the parking lot?
this girl was from chatsworth
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azur
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Gross. Not her
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Re: Wafflehouse [Re: azur]
#23809022 - 11/07/16 09:24 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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it was the dogmongler, dont lie
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azur
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Na. That bitch moved to Tybee. Wish I still had her number.
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Waffle House is the McDonalds of breakfast diners.
On a scale from 1 to 10, waffle House is ranked slightly above Eggo waffles and pickled eggs. Even their bacon is thin and shitty.
There is a restaurant near me that is called G's Pancake House. Has thick cut meat that comes from a butcher, bangin pancakes, house cut hash browns - and it's actually cheaper than waffle House.
I've gone in there on acid before, and it has the awkward vibes you'd expect from a proper diner establishment. It's like the restaurant was cursed back in the 50s to remain stuck in a time loop. Waffle House simply can't compare.
Edited by PatrickKn (11/07/16 10:03 AM)
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Re: Wafflehouse [Re: azur]
#23809152 - 11/07/16 10:00 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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is it just a coincidence that you were cumming in Cumming?
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Re: Wafflehouse [Re: azur] 1
#23809194 - 11/07/16 10:10 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I just stopped in to say waffle house sucks. I think the OP is a typo.
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Re: Wafflehouse [Re: vandago] 1
#23809203 - 11/07/16 10:13 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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How would you know when you're perpetually on house arrest?
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Re: Wafflehouse [Re: vandago]
#23809233 - 11/07/16 10:22 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I've been off house arrest eating good food for months.
Fuck waffle house. It's like a slightly bigger eggo with fake syrup.
Cracker barrel has amazing breakfast for shitty diners.
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azur
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Re: Wafflehouse [Re: vandago]
#23809236 - 11/07/16 10:24 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Both places suck tbo. Once I gobbled down some food very quickly at waffle house on the way to a caving trip. Waitress was like, "wow. That must've been really good....or you were really hungry." Yup. I was hungry
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Re: Wafflehouse [Re: azur]
#23809238 - 11/07/16 10:25 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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when i drive across country, i use the towering waffle house signs as beacons to indicate i'm entering redneck territory
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azur
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Says the guy who uses a pressure cooker in his car while driving to a waffle house
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Re: Wafflehouse [Re: azur]
#23809250 - 11/07/16 10:28 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Can I be the next one to shit in your wheaties?
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Defication mastecation, masturbation altercation! For all of these things step into any wafflehouse location
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Re: Wafflehouse [Re: vandago]
#23809270 - 11/07/16 10:35 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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vandago said: Can I be the next one to shit in your wheaties?
Please
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Re: Wafflehouse [Re: azur]
#23809333 - 11/07/16 11:00 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: Wafflehouse [Re: azur]
#23809334 - 11/07/16 11:01 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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azur said: Says the guy who uses a pressure cooker in his car while driving to a waffle house
i like to prepare my own ham beforehand...have you ever tried the ham at wafflehouse
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ohcrapitsnico
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Quote:
falsereality said: Any ya'll niggas eat here on the reg? HOLY FUCKING SHIT their food is amazing for greasy diner food. I like fine food as much as the next guy, but fucking christ man. There's this waffle house right next to my apartment and I've been getting fucked up and eating dank food for breakfast and dinner for the last week or so... . Even pulled my waitresses number .
Listen, I know they do absolutely zero marketing, but you fuckers need to try waffle house right fucking now!!
You've also said subway is amazing. It's clear your standard of food appreciation is stunningly abysmal.
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I can't stand that place, they keep tryina push waffles down my troat when all I want is a damn pan cake. And they always tryna make me order grits. What the fuck is grits?
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Fuck I forgot about the subway thread.
Op puts ketchup on steaks, thinks country crock is butter, prefers aunt jemima, and still won't swallow when he's being paid.
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Re: Wafflehouse [Re: vandago]
#23809349 - 11/07/16 11:07 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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vandago



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SARAtonin said: I can't stand that place, they keep tryina push waffles down my troat when all I want is a damn pan cake. And they always tryna make me order grits. What the fuck is grits?
Grits are the most bland worthless food that has ever been created. If you throw some milk and sugar in it, it's way better.....but then it's not grits anymore.
I've walked in fields where the air tastes better than grits.
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Alright. That's it.
3 wendys burgers. A wendys drink. Mustard in a mcdonalds cup. Tape measure out to 13.
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Quote:
SARAtonin said: I can't stand that place, they keep tryina push waffles down my troat when all I want is a damn pan cake. And they always tryna make me order grits. What the fuck is grits?
Grits are a food that was born out of necessity from poverty. Food that is made from recycling and scraps is hardly food.
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I ate grits 4 days a week for 6 months. I never wanna eat those things ever again.
Even when you turn em into cream of wheat they suck.
I used to love cocoa wheats, until I found out they were just colored grits.
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So many memories of Waffle House at 3am with a head full of acid after the show.
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Re: Wafflehouse [Re: dreaz]
#23809397 - 11/07/16 11:23 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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One of those nights traumatized me horridly.
I've never been back since.
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Re: Wafflehouse [Re: vandago]
#23809422 - 11/07/16 11:33 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Half of the time can't even communicate well. Hope all is well on your end dago
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Re: Wafflehouse [Re: dreaz]
#23809432 - 11/07/16 11:36 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I was at a diner in pittsburgh one time after a sts9 show, and it was literally completely packed, you had to wait for a table at 3 am.
There was some dude just chilling in the back of the diner with a newspaper reading it allowed with everyone on his every word.
I just remember he stopped at one point, put the newspaper down, and was like "Geez folks it's like a fucking roller coaster of emotions up in here" picked it up and kept reading it.
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Re: Wafflehouse [Re: vandago]
#23809442 - 11/07/16 11:41 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Sounds like the norm. Me and the captain enjoyed some WH after phish this past summer. The folks in there were definitely wondering where this tie-dye Army came from
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PatrickKn


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Quote:
ohcrapitsnico said:
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SARAtonin said: I can't stand that place, they keep tryina push waffles down my troat when all I want is a damn pan cake. And they always tryna make me order grits. What the fuck is grits?
Grits are a food that was born out of necessity from poverty. Food that is made from recycling and scraps is hardly food.
I'm not big on grits, but peasant food is not necessarily bad. Lobster and shellfish are great, as are barbacoa, curries, tacos.
Raisin bran is made from the scraps of grains, and it's the only good cereal other than oatmeal.
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You consider lobster peasant food?
What's high class then?
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Re: Wafflehouse [Re: vandago]
#23809468 - 11/07/16 11:52 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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vandago



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Crazy.
I don't like lobster. I've never had any that was worth the 25 bucks or whatever I paid for a few bites.
I like crab because it's way cheaper and it goes good in sushi rolls. I smother everything in wasabi anyways.
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Re: Wafflehouse [Re: vandago]
#23809484 - 11/07/16 11:58 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I like both crab and lobster. I like shrimp too, though and a lot of different fish.
I've never been to a wafflehouse we don't have those in Canada.
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Re: Wafflehouse [Re: sh4d0ws]
#23809493 - 11/07/16 12:00 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I mean if someone was serving lobster as a dish I would gladly accept for free. But for what you pay for "good" lobster around here I would much rather get a big cut of orange roughy or salmon.
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Re: Wafflehouse [Re: vandago]
#23810003 - 11/07/16 03:13 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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You guys are all wrong. Waffle house is amazing. The end.
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vandago



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Tell us how great the pizza at pizza hut is next.
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Re: Wafflehouse [Re: vandago] 1
#23810062 - 11/07/16 03:47 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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IHOP
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vandago



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10x better than the blue wafflehouse.
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falsereality


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Re: Wafflehouse [Re: vandago]
#23810234 - 11/07/16 04:57 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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vandago said: Tell us how great the pizza at pizza hut is next.
Why not you? You must be our expert on delivery now.
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falsereality said:
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vandago said: Tell us how great the pizza at pizza hut is next.
Why not you? You must be our expert on delivery now.
It's not delivery. It's an abortion.
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