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InvisibleMush 4 Brains
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Re: Wafflehouse [Re: falsereality]
    #23809264 - 11/07/16 10:33 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Defication mastecation, masturbation altercation! For all of these things step into any wafflehouse location


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Re: Wafflehouse [Re: vandago]
    #23809270 - 11/07/16 10:35 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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vandago said:
Can I be the next one to shit in your wheaties?



Please


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Re: Wafflehouse [Re: azur]
    #23809333 - 11/07/16 11:00 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

:piss::crankey:


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Re: Wafflehouse [Re: azur]
    #23809334 - 11/07/16 11:01 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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azur said:
Says the guy who uses a pressure cooker in his car while driving to a waffle house



i like to prepare my own ham beforehand...have you ever tried the ham at wafflehouse  :puke:


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Re: Wafflehouse [Re: falsereality] * 2
    #23809338 - 11/07/16 11:02 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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falsereality said:
Any ya'll niggas eat here on the reg? HOLY FUCKING SHIT their food is amazing for greasy diner food. I like fine food as much as the next guy, but fucking christ man. There's this waffle house right next to my apartment and I've been getting fucked up and eating dank food for breakfast and dinner for the last week or so... :drooling:. Even pulled my waitresses number :yesnod:.

Listen, I know they do absolutely zero marketing, but you fuckers need to try waffle house right fucking now!!



You've also said subway is amazing. It's clear your standard of food appreciation is stunningly abysmal.


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Re: Wafflehouse [Re: ohcrapitsnico]
    #23809344 - 11/07/16 11:05 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I can't stand that place, they keep tryina push waffles down my troat when all I want is a damn pan cake. 
And they always tryna make me order grits. What the fuck is grits?


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Re: Wafflehouse [Re: ohcrapitsnico] * 1
    #23809347 - 11/07/16 11:06 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Fuck I forgot about the subway thread.

Op puts ketchup on steaks, thinks country crock is butter, prefers aunt jemima, and still won't swallow when he's being paid.


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Re: Wafflehouse [Re: vandago]
    #23809349 - 11/07/16 11:07 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

:lolsy:


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Re: Wafflehouse [Re: SARAtonin]
    #23809352 - 11/07/16 11:07 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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SARAtonin said:
I can't stand that place, they keep tryina push waffles down my troat when all I want is a damn pan cake. 
And they always tryna make me order grits. What the fuck is grits?





Grits are the most bland worthless food that has ever been created.  If you throw some milk and sugar in it, it's way better.....but then it's not grits anymore.

I've walked in fields where the air tastes better than grits.


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Re: Wafflehouse [Re: ohcrapitsnico] * 2
    #23809356 - 11/07/16 11:08 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Don't forget this gem.


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Re: Wafflehouse [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #23809360 - 11/07/16 11:10 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Alright.  That's it.


3 wendys burgers. A wendys drink. Mustard in a mcdonalds cup. Tape measure out to 13.

Op = terrorist


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Re: Wafflehouse [Re: SARAtonin]
    #23809361 - 11/07/16 11:10 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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SARAtonin said:
I can't stand that place, they keep tryina push waffles down my troat when all I want is a damn pan cake. 
And they always tryna make me order grits. What the fuck is grits?



Grits are a food that was born out of necessity from poverty. Food that is made from recycling and scraps is hardly food.


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Re: Wafflehouse [Re: ohcrapitsnico]
    #23809363 - 11/07/16 11:12 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I ate grits 4 days a week for 6 months.  I never wanna eat those things ever again. 

Even when you turn em into cream of wheat they suck.


I used to love cocoa wheats, until I found out they were just colored grits.


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Re: Wafflehouse [Re: falsereality]
    #23809373 - 11/07/16 11:16 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

So many memories of Waffle House at 3am with a head full of acid after the show.


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Re: Wafflehouse [Re: dreaz]
    #23809397 - 11/07/16 11:23 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

One of those nights traumatized me horridly.


I've never been back since.


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Re: Wafflehouse [Re: vandago]
    #23809422 - 11/07/16 11:33 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Half of the time can't even communicate well. Hope all is well on your end dago


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Re: Wafflehouse [Re: dreaz]
    #23809432 - 11/07/16 11:36 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I was at a diner in pittsburgh one time after a sts9 show, and it was literally completely packed, you had to wait for a table at 3 am.

There was some dude just chilling in the back of the diner with a newspaper reading it allowed with everyone on his every word.


I just remember he stopped at one point, put the newspaper down,  and was like "Geez folks it's like a fucking roller coaster of emotions up in here" picked it up and kept reading it.


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Re: Wafflehouse [Re: vandago]
    #23809442 - 11/07/16 11:41 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Sounds like the norm. Me and the captain enjoyed some WH after phish this past summer. The folks in there were definitely wondering where this tie-dye Army came from


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Re: Wafflehouse [Re: ohcrapitsnico]
    #23809447 - 11/07/16 11:42 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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ohcrapitsnico said:
Quote:

SARAtonin said:
I can't stand that place, they keep tryina push waffles down my troat when all I want is a damn pan cake. 
And they always tryna make me order grits. What the fuck is grits?



Grits are a food that was born out of necessity from poverty. Food that is made from recycling and scraps is hardly food.



I'm not big on grits, but peasant food is not necessarily bad. Lobster and shellfish are great, as are barbacoa, curries, tacos.

Raisin bran is made from the scraps of grains, and it's the only good cereal other than oatmeal.


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Re: Wafflehouse [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23809456 - 11/07/16 11:46 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

You consider lobster peasant food?

What's high class then?


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