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falsereality


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Wafflehouse
#23808875 - 11/07/16 08:26 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Any ya'll niggas eat here on the reg? HOLY FUCKING SHIT their food is amazing for greasy diner food. I like fine food as much as the next guy, but fucking christ man. There's this waffle house right next to my apartment and I've been getting fucked up and eating dank food for breakfast and dinner for the last week or so... . Even pulled my waitresses number .
Listen, I know they do absolutely zero marketing, but you fuckers need to try waffle house right fucking now!!
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azur
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You asked a waffle house waitress for her number?? Ha ha. You must me one horny mother fucker. How many teeth did she have left?
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Re: Wafflehouse [Re: azur]
#23808940 - 11/07/16 08:56 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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what has 6 legs and 32 teeth?
3rd shift at the waffle house
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Re: Wafflehouse [Re: azur]
#23808979 - 11/07/16 09:10 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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azur
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Ha ha. You know Joe
Hmmmm...come to think of it, this girl from Chatsworth blew me in a waffle house parking lot in Cumming. Damn that was nice.
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Re: Wafflehouse [Re: azur]
#23809008 - 11/07/16 09:20 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
azur said: Ha ha. You know Joe
yes, I know all the waffle office monkeys from 20 years ago
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Hmmmm...come to think of it, this girl from Chatsworth blew me in a waffle house parking lot in Cumming. Damn that was nice.
girl from chatsworth blew you in the parking lot?
this girl was from chatsworth
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Poeticirony
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azur
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Gross. Not her
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Re: Wafflehouse [Re: azur]
#23809022 - 11/07/16 09:24 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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it was the dogmongler, dont lie
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azur
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Na. That bitch moved to Tybee. Wish I still had her number.
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Waffle House is the McDonalds of breakfast diners.
On a scale from 1 to 10, waffle House is ranked slightly above Eggo waffles and pickled eggs. Even their bacon is thin and shitty.
There is a restaurant near me that is called G's Pancake House. Has thick cut meat that comes from a butcher, bangin pancakes, house cut hash browns - and it's actually cheaper than waffle House.
I've gone in there on acid before, and it has the awkward vibes you'd expect from a proper diner establishment. It's like the restaurant was cursed back in the 50s to remain stuck in a time loop. Waffle House simply can't compare.
Edited by PatrickKn (11/07/16 10:03 AM)
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Re: Wafflehouse [Re: azur]
#23809152 - 11/07/16 10:00 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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is it just a coincidence that you were cumming in Cumming?
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Re: Wafflehouse [Re: azur] 1
#23809194 - 11/07/16 10:10 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I just stopped in to say waffle house sucks. I think the OP is a typo.
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Re: Wafflehouse [Re: vandago] 1
#23809203 - 11/07/16 10:13 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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How would you know when you're perpetually on house arrest?
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Re: Wafflehouse [Re: vandago]
#23809233 - 11/07/16 10:22 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I've been off house arrest eating good food for months.
Fuck waffle house. It's like a slightly bigger eggo with fake syrup.
Cracker barrel has amazing breakfast for shitty diners.
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Re: Wafflehouse [Re: vandago]
#23809236 - 11/07/16 10:24 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Both places suck tbo. Once I gobbled down some food very quickly at waffle house on the way to a caving trip. Waitress was like, "wow. That must've been really good....or you were really hungry." Yup. I was hungry
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Re: Wafflehouse [Re: azur]
#23809238 - 11/07/16 10:25 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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when i drive across country, i use the towering waffle house signs as beacons to indicate i'm entering redneck territory
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azur
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Says the guy who uses a pressure cooker in his car while driving to a waffle house
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Re: Wafflehouse [Re: azur]
#23809250 - 11/07/16 10:28 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Can I be the next one to shit in your wheaties?
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