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Invisiblepur3bind
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Tmethyl]
    #23805303 - 11/06/16 01:28 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Oh, deary, I didn't catch you at a bad time?

Those boots must be swelling up your shenanigans.
You can't just slip away! Your sheers grind naked rants of rusty gut herrings that do not even resemble your aura, bro.

I wouldn't lie to you. Or would I? Or if I would, would I be lying to myself? This brings up many questions. How long can one flush out the tortured biodome shivers of megalomania delirium?

HA! I truly think we left the faucet running inside our Gilligans. Who are the Gideons? And why are they mirroring us in the precious moment?

How rude!

:aaaargh:


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: pur3bind]
    #23805950 - 11/06/16 10:02 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Did you call for permission before making a post such as the above?
I think it crossed over several of our guidelines(aka rules) with nothing but cold discontent.
I don't mean to point out the obvious, but here I am obviously pointing.
A pointer finger can point at everything in the Universe, but it can never point at itself.
Psilocybin is the only 4-phosphorylated indole on this planet.
A co-inka-dink? I think not.
All previous positions are exposed as absurd.

:emotionalmoment:

(insert random [but poignant] sentiment)


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Tmethyl]
    #23806186 - 11/06/16 11:22 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Tmethyl said:
I don't mean to point out the obvious, but here I am obviously pointing.
A pointer finger can point at everything in the Universe, but it can never point at itself.
Psilocybin is the only 4-phosphorylated indole on this planet.
A co-inka-dink? I think not.
All previous positions are exposed as absurd.




That was out of the bloom. Chill. We're all Anglo-Saxaphone friends here.

I see you. I cannot run away from the visions indited from thee, what was it, what misplace did 'I' cease? Sauropod! ... My apologies, old sand storms.

And, in your festering attempts to seduce us with your mousepad. I must confess. You. Are. Fucking. Correct. Without. A. Mousepad. We. Will. All. Be. Destroyed.

:fuckinawesome:

Petition Signed and Dated by, Yours Truly,

Splintertoms.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: pur3bind]
    #23806779 - 11/06/16 02:19 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

:chalkup:

I never promised you a rose garden, babe.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Tmethyl]
    #23807268 - 11/06/16 04:16 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Try Ralphster Yahwey.

I have no idea what I'm doing.


:pantytail:


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: pur3bind]
    #23807319 - 11/06/16 04:40 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Actually, The nuff nuff is quite nice in the wintertime. Too bad it's falling apart.

:pantytail:


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: JustForToday]
    #23807732 - 11/06/16 06:40 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Seldom fleeting interstate flocks.

Who among the others do not have the chicken pox?

Old hags know the temperature of dispositions.

You are guilty by association, but shamed by your compulsory flebb and owe, which Owen owns and owes nothing to the bank of ignorance.

So let it be said. Let it be unsaid. Then let it be said again.

This time leave it as it is, and just observe this.

Fallen. Fading. Deleted. Away.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: pur3bind]
    #23809499 - 11/07/16 12:02 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Hay guyz, I'm new to the forum, can you point me in the direction to Enlightenment and a grilled cheese sammich?
kthx


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Tmethyl]
    #23809817 - 11/07/16 02:02 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

You are going to want to head to the nearest grill for enlightenment.....not too sure about the sammich :/


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #23809841 - 11/07/16 02:08 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Thanks, I will now implement these changes.
Your recommendation is highly appreciated.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Tmethyl]
    #23811067 - 11/07/16 08:56 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

As I said to the bus driver. "Don't tell me what to do. I make the rules around here!"

We have decided to call poignant elegance 'distrubed'. Seldom art for the distrubed.

But wait... it just doesn't add up.

Roadblocks don't even produce electricity.

All of our statements are certainly void.

Where really did the hat begin and the fertilizer end?

What one word fits the two words, "any exit"?

Apparently I came to this star spec to inform you that we are not alone. We are hyper alone and dead every 20 minutes.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: pur3bind]
    #23811471 - 11/08/16 12:08 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I came here with a very important message to convey.
But it cannot be spoken.
It cannot be typed.
It cannot be sold or borrowed.
It cannot be taught and it cannot be forgotten.
It cannot be tolerated nor can it be accepted or integrated.
It cannot even be thought.
It cannot be put into action or taken out of commission.
It cannot move and it cannot be still.
It is beyond all things yet it is all there is.

Grilled cheese sammich.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Tmethyl] * 1
    #23811712 - 11/08/16 05:23 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I died once. It wasn't its fault.
Just an ephemeral satiation of the ego,
wrapped in a prepubescent shit-tortilla
loaded with bad ideas and good mistakes.
Finding its way back up, forgetting about
all the other times remembered, and concluding
that this one is gonna be the two.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Tmethyl]
    #23812723 - 11/08/16 12:58 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Tmethyl said:
Hay guyz, I'm new to the forum, can you point me in the direction to Enlightenment and a grilled cheese sammich?
kthx




Follow me. I'll shall take you on a path of many colors with the man of many faces. We'll take a left cross the road. Oh shit there is a green stop sign. No fear. We will cross the ladder. Climb the bridge. Hitchhike down a mountain. Be careful however of that horde of chickens. They watched the Miami dolphins go snorkeling last night. And over here meet Asante. Aka the man of many faces. 3 years ago he traded both his legs for the last tootsie roll lollipop trying to figure out how many licks it took to get to the outside of it.. INCREDIBLE. Meet Burke dennings.  Better known by his nickname butter biscuit belly. Once ran a 100 meter sprint in the circus and won best supporting actor in a drama series. But his lifespan was only 3 hours.. that's how you know he is God cause he did all while he was dead. Meet Sheekle . His main language is bah bah ritz su. Made of many tentacles and cardboard. He convinced his mom to give birth to him. RIP Akira Akuma. And lastly I am today for just. I've been trained extensively in art of staring. I am also a the third Mario brother. Welcome to Shroomery.. to each their own little guy..


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: JustForToday] * 1
    #23813207 - 11/08/16 03:48 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Incredibly misstated!
It's rare for me to run across such whimsical wharbling window-lickers.

:holyfuckdude:

I however, must pronounce my case in to reply to article 32.A section 4 subsection 45.888 subsubsection 65.09
That the universe is in fact, a grilled cheese sammich. That's precisely why the word "Universe" is pronounced "gur-illed che-ze sam-witch"
And also, in closing, thank you for your participation, it is highly valued by the community.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Tmethyl]
    #23813259 - 11/08/16 04:11 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Ah ha. The light bulb goes off.. All of a sudden I wake up in a coffin with my baby momma standing over me. Tmethyl is good company. Reminds me of a summer night with a bunch of marshmellows scattered into the abyss of the official gay marriage bowl.

No no.. Don't freak out. The barber is only going to mow your beard then strap you down and perform surgery. It's painful, and free. Everyone should do this at least once before they live.

I caught a butterfly once.. It told me to become, what is, what was, art thou come. I just fell asleep eventually and dreamed about sleeping.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: JustForToday]
    #23813298 - 11/08/16 04:27 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

JustForToday said:
Quote:

Tmethyl said:
Hay guyz, I'm new to the forum, can you point me in the direction to Enlightenment and a grilled cheese sammich?
kthx




Follow me. I'll shall take you on a path of many colors with the man of many faces. We'll take a left cross the road. Oh shit there is a green stop sign. No fear. We will cross the ladder. Climb the bridge. Hitchhike down a mountain. Be careful however of that horde of chickens. They watched the Miami dolphins go snorkeling last night. And over here meet Asante. Aka the man of many faces. 3 years ago he traded both his legs for the last tootsie roll lollipop trying to figure out how many licks it took to get to the outside of it.. INCREDIBLE. Meet Burke dennings.  Better known by his nickname butter biscuit belly. Once ran a 100 meter sprint in the circus and won best supporting actor in a drama series. But his lifespan was only 3 hours.. that's how you know he is God cause he did all while he was dead. Meet Sheekle . His main language is bah bah ritz su. Made of many tentacles and cardboard. He convinced his mom to give birth to him. RIP Akira Akuma. And lastly I am today for just. I've been trained extensively in art of staring. I am also a the third Mario brother. Welcome to Shroomery.. to each their own little guy..



Well that was a waste of your energy tmethyl is an incredibly well respected very smart dude . His post was light satire about :underage: and true noobs.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #23813366 - 11/08/16 04:56 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

If you microwave your shoe laces for 55 seconds, you will have heated up your shoe strings for just under 1 minute.
Science.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Tmethyl] * 1
    #23813383 - 11/08/16 05:00 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Fuck all the motherfucking dick brained cocksuckers in the cuntfucking world with their shitheaded fuckwit and cancer causing damnation of decent montherfuckers who know some goddamn shit about some shit. Fuck em.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #23813411 - 11/08/16 05:08 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)





Well that was a waste of your energy tmethyl is an incredibly well respected very smart dude . His post was light satire about :underage: and true noobs.




Duuuuud.. maan. Dud like, autumn man is like (Hu Hu) uhhh (Hu Hu hu) uhhh grilled cheeze damming bruh.

:trippingdog:


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