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Re: LNC: BAF00NERY EDITION [Re: sanchothestoner] * 2
    #23808108 - 11/06/16 09:12 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I hear an ice cream truck, its 11pm, fucking good weed

:awehigh:


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Re: LNC: BAF00NERY EDITION [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23808211 - 11/06/16 10:08 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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sanchothestoner said:
my grinder is starting to collect quite a bit of kief, so i used some and it got me extra blown.




My grindr is starting to collect quite a bit ov beef, so i used some and it got me extra blown.

Slowly sucking on the teet ov the green goddess.  Awen verte, an interesting atypical wormwood brew ripe also with  the herb verbena.  A lower alcohol constituency at 45%, it likes a 2.5:1 water ratio and has a distinctively floral taste i have'nt encountered in an absinthe before.  The gnosis in conjunction with cannabination is fine, but i'm too tired to capitalize upon it so i'll just ramble here.

I visited the Thai Buddhist temple today to meet with a friend and her kin.  We wore black in mourning ov the recently departed King.  As she tells it, her family has a long standing relationship in service ov the royal family.  A curse was placed upon her ancestors owing to the fact, and no male offspring were birthed for like 200 years until him and her brother were born.  And then he transitioned to female, leaving only her somewhat assaholic brother as the male child to break the curse.  I bought a foot and a half long piece ov bamboo filled with a purple coconut rice paste ov sorts.  I've yet to sample, only taking a quick pic ov it with my panda, Bubbles as ov yet.

I had the xj-s out today.  Sublime driving in the autumn airs, the manifold colours ov the varied wood dancing upon the long bonnet as the silken twelve beneath hummed and grumbled along.  My nostrils filled with scents ov aged Connolly and my tum housing a hipstery pumpernickel, brie, and greens sandwich served by a rather cute, genderqueery chap at the juice shop, i trekked along the scenic road that runs adjacent to the river with nary a care.  'Tis the perfect season for fine motoring in the northeastern states.  I need to become rich so i can buy more Jaguars and import a Bristol or two.   

I later helped a friend with a fence.  His neighbors have Chihuahuas and other Mexican dogs, and we want to make his yard great again devoid ov the tiny turds that park on the lawn.  Just kidding, but we did work on a fence.  I held the bars as he was cutting and whenever the sawzall would hit a rough spot with the dull blade, i would shake violently like Viva.... brand toilet paper wrapped around a tree on a windy mischief night.

I'm pissed that my vibrator does'nt work.  I ordered a cute pink vibrator and bought an eight pack ov batteries for it, only to find that it does'nt vibrate.  I cant return it since i stuck it in my boipussy already, sans vibration.  I'll probably stick it in later too, but i wish it vibrated.  I'll eat all my cum for my second juice smoothie ov the day.


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Re: LNC: BAF00NERY EDITION [Re: lavod]
    #23808363 - 11/07/16 12:16 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

lavod post some cool seal pics


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Re: LNC: BAF00NERY EDITION [Re: Connoisseur] * 1
    #23808431 - 11/07/16 01:02 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Got the right lnc now

Hey guys I just cranked this out its gonna be a mouth piece for a rig/water pipe :awehigh:





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