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Just had the worst date of my life * 6
    #23804788 - 11/05/16 09:07 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Yo yo what's good?!

I have a funny story.  It's the most horrible date I've had of my life.

So I found this girl on OkCupid and we exchanged numbers and pictures and we were texting and calling for two weeks.  It was really good. We got along great and she's funny.  She gave good, witty responses to me.  She's cute, too.
She warns me that she's awkward in person.  I'm like "okay."

So we finally meet tonight.
I give her the address of a restaurant and tell her to meet me there.
There was no parking lot for the restaurant, so we had to park on the side of a road in the area. 
It was super crowded so parking was hard to find.
I finally find a parking spot and walk to the restaurant and make it there on time.
She is 25 minutes late to the restaurant because she couldn't find parking.

We sit down (it's a nice restaurant) and she says she just wants to eat fries.
I'm like, "ummm okay.  That's not nutricious at all, but you do you."
I convince her to get a hamburger to go with the fries.
I get some bomb jambalaya.

During the meal she barely makes any eye contact.
She had her fingers up to her mouth most of the time, and a hand on her cheek often. 
She wouldn't respond to the waiter.  She wouldn't even look at her.  I had to basically order for her.  :wellidunno:

We get our food and I start eating. 
She eats her fries first.
I finish my whole jambalaya and it was amazing.  :nyan:
After I'm done with my head she hadn't touched anything but her fries.
She starts cutting her tomato with one hand using a knife. 
I'm like "why don't you use a fork to help you cut?"
She says "not today."

She then starts using one hand with a knife to cut her burger and she eats about 1/10 of it before I get impatient because I've been done with my meal for almost ten minutes already.

So we leave and I tell her I will walk her to her car.
So we start walking annnnnnnnd it ends up that she forgot where she parked  :facepalm:

We walk around for a long time and she keeps saying "I think this road."  Then shortly after, "I don't know where we are."
By this point I was pretty annoyed and she kept saying she was about to cry.  I say "don't cry, it won't help find your car."

Finally, after about 45 minutes, we find her car.  She drives me to my car and then we go to our respective pads.

uggggg.
She also said "I hate myself" about five times tonight.
So glad to be done with that date.


I want to hear the worst date stories that y'all have experienced.


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake] * 1
    #23804817 - 11/05/16 09:16 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I don't have a bad dating story really, though I remember one time I was asked to a movie with a chick I had been fooling around with a bit. We were in one of the very front rows and I just went to put my arm around her and she leaned away and was like "Whoa what are you doing!?" I was hella embarrassed. I remember how red my face was, and thinking to myself "How many people just saw that?" That chick was weird. She wanted the D and I wanted to date her. That's really about as far as that went. She was sitting on my lap later. :lol: crazy bitch.

Anyway are you gonna see this chick again? You make it sound bad but I feel like maybe she was just really uncomfortable. If you see her again, maybe take her somewhere more private.


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #23804820 - 11/05/16 09:17 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Almost feel bad for her lol. Better luck on the next one


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #23804827 - 11/05/16 09:19 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Did you two exchange pictures prior to meeting?


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: shadyy]
    #23804839 - 11/05/16 09:21 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

sorry but lulz were definitely had at your expense...but wtf why was she so awkward...she just tripped out over nothing.


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: shadyy]
    #23804840 - 11/05/16 09:21 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

kind of sounds like she got suddenly depressed and went completely "to the dark side"


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake] * 7
    #23804844 - 11/05/16 09:22 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Went on a blind date for the fuck of it.  We met outside of a pizza shop and talked for a bit.  During the conversation she brought up just getting cheated on after 3 year relationship and teared up a bit(red flag #1)

I say hey that's life, his loss?

We make it to the restaurant for dinner.  She is really nice, she's very attractive too but she starts talking about love and how her parents are so in love, more than anyone else she knows.  She tells me her parents openly speak about sex at breakfast and how they told her growing up talking about their sex with her is good for her. (Red Flag #2)  At this point, other tables are noticeably listening in as I stare this woman in the eye as she tells our corner of the restaurant about her parents banging and everlasting love.  I just listen and eat while others seem embaressed for her.

We get ice cream and I walk her home pretty much counting down the time till I can get away from this nut.  As we approach her parking lot she says out loud "Now you're not gonna rape me now right!?"  There were men smoking cigs in the darkness, they instantly dart their eyes at me.  I now look like a soon to be sex offender to a group of young men.  I tell her "No, just get you inside and I'll be on my way."  She says she misses her ex and is sorry about the night she isn't ready to be with anyone.  I agree.  I ran home and got wasted.

This was the worst date of my life.


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #23804850 - 11/05/16 09:24 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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XLCaps said:
I don't have a bad dating story really, though I remember one time I was asked to a movie with a chick I had been fooling around with a bit. We were in one of the very front rows and I just went to put my arm around her and she leaned away and was like "Whoa what are you doing!?" I was hella embarrassed. I remember how red my face was, and thinking to myself "How many people just saw that?" That chick was weird. She wanted the D and I wanted to date her. That's really about as far as that went. She was sitting on my lap later. :lol: crazy bitch.

Anyway are you gonna see this chick again? You make it sound bad but I feel like maybe she was just really uncomfortable. If you see her again, maybe take her somewhere more private.






hahaha what are you doing putting your arm around me???  That's great.  I've never heard a girl complain about that, at least ones that I have dated.

I don't know if I'm going to see her again.  She was soooo anxious.  It made me uncomfortable sometimes.

If she texts me I might just give short responses to see if she'll respond and who knows what will happen.

We definitely have a connection, but she is just sooooo awkward.  She says she doesn't listen to music.  She only listens to Shakespeare and replays all of them again and again and again.


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #23804858 - 11/05/16 09:26 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

that would be super awkward op and I feel sympathy for you but honestly to me it sounds like she was feeling extremely shitty and I kind of feel bad for her as well


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: weirdguy32] * 1
    #23804867 - 11/05/16 09:28 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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She only listens to Shakespeare and replays all of them again and again and again.




she's obviously a keeper. i mean...who doesn't loop recordings over and over and over again. :uhoh:


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #23804892 - 11/05/16 09:35 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah that chick was weird.

Awkward isn't too bad, I was going to say something about how empathetic people with anxiety are(in fact I feel like it's part of the problem for some people) but the music thing.. that is exceptionally weird. And the fact that she just replays the Shakespeare like crazy. I was gonna try to convince you to give her another shot but now it's up to you :lol:

I remember reading this thing that said our vocal chords developed for song first because linguistics requires a complex vocal system. If you think about birds for instance, which are intelligent and some species can be taught to speak. The short of it is - we sung long before we spoke, so it's really fucking weird for a person to not be into music. it is inherent to what it is to be human. I think she is just overwhelmed by the choices, the decisions. I'm pretty confident of that assessment, and that just means she needs someone to hold her hand everywhere.


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: larry.fisherman] * 9
    #23804904 - 11/05/16 09:40 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Sounds like some serious anxiety disorder
Or she really was feeling creeped out

My worst date was a double blind with my buddy jerry. Jerry is black and stays true to the stereotype of liking thick white women which i didnt know til after the date.
Basically we get to the movies and are looking for the girls and jerry finally goes "over there!" and points at the DDR machine where two very large women are stomping the beat something fierce. In my headi know im in for some shit but after i meet them one of the bitches asks me to pay for her ticket and i straight up told her no. I was really just along to support jerry. Anyway the movie is good but the chicks keep trying to grab our hands and both jerry and I are fucking not having it.

Afterwards im ready to bolt but the larger one (jerrys date) decides she wants fuckin quaker steak and her friend of course agrees. Jerry never turns down food so he pulls me in to it. So we are sitting there and both of the girls are sweating something fierce - i could see pit stains starting to appear and the one who was my date fucking wreaked. So im doing my best to be polite and ignore the smell and both of these girls are acting horny as all hell.

Theyre turning everything into a sex reference and trying to get openly get us to agree to bang them and talking about switching partners and shit - basically ignoring all social cues and borderline harrassing us. We keep trying to change the subject but we were stuck there for an hour and a half because of course they order desert :facepalm:

Anyway we are walking them out (after my date tries to get me to pay AGAIN) and they are rapid firing the sex references desperately in an attempt to possibly land one on jerry who seemed to be the one most willing to crack. Luckily, we got out of it unscathed.

I later ask jerry where he heard about them and he said he met them playing yu-gi-oh online or some shit, and that they used fake pictures (i think he made this up).
Either way i never went on a blind with jerry again, that motherfucker


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23804921 - 11/05/16 09:45 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

yep. a lot of what op described the girl said and did reminds me of the time I was fishing with my buddy. we were out in a boat and I just suddenly felt like wanting to die and got super depressed and anxious on a dime. Made for a super awkward rest of the fishing trip. I literally felt so out of sorts that I couldn't hold my fishing rod or any kind of smile and I just zoned out and sat there spaced out


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake] * 1
    #23804926 - 11/05/16 09:47 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Was she skinny and hot?

If so, send her my way, I like to woo the strange ones.:imslow:

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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: weirdguy32]
    #23804927 - 11/05/16 09:47 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

maybe she was hallucinating you as a scary clown? that'd be awkward.



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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: Lucis]
    #23804946 - 11/05/16 09:57 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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maybe she was hallucinating you as a scary clown? that'd be awkward.








It's so weird you say that!
The restaurant had the strangest posters on the walls of people wearing make up who were kind of looking like clowns.   




Quote:

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Was she skinny and hot?

If so, send her my way, I like to woo the strange ones.:imslow:

Sorry for your poor date, there will be more.





She's not skinny.  She is curvy.
I've already wooed her via text and phone calls leading up to this date. 
I'm just in shock still at how awkward the date was.
We definitely get along, but forgetting where you park so badly is a red flag to me.


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #23804957 - 11/05/16 10:02 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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It's so weird you say that!
The restaurant had the strangest posters on the walls of people wearing make up who were kind of looking like clowns.   





dude, i know clowns...they'll fuck your mind right up man! i know that the clowns probably tripped her up, when she saw them...maybe she really does have hallucinations? :lol: i hope not.


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake] * 3
    #23804978 - 11/05/16 10:12 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

What is that a red flag for? Forgetfulness?


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: akira_akuma]
    #23804984 - 11/05/16 10:13 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I've been done for 10 minutes bitch!  Dude I once stayed in a restraunt for four hours talking to a woman . I wasn't even hungry . Then again I really liked that chick and vise versa and she was engaging but impatient isn't a good quality.

Once an ex of mine picked the movie deadpool and then sat there not laughing at all when me and our friends were laughing. The movie was awesome and she fuckin ruined it for me,she picked it and I paid for it too.


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #23804990 - 11/05/16 10:14 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Was about to start crying over how she couldn't find her car?

Wow!

I must say it fascinates me how some people aren't cool under pressure these days.
I almost never get anxious, unless that anxiousness is drug induced or one of those times I get horrible insomnia.

I recommend she get a glass of wine next time you go out to eat with her because she sounds anxious and mildly insecure(not giving eye contact).

Also how about you only take a single vehicle, it helps with parking, allows you to get to talk more and it saves money on gas mileage.


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #23804992 - 11/05/16 10:16 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

just get in her face awkwardly laughing, that'll cheer her up...WHY DON'T YOU LAUGH!!  :presidential:


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake] * 11
    #23805010 - 11/05/16 10:25 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Lol, I like the part where your date said "not today" to using a fork.

In my bad date story, I'm the bad date.  It was ages ago, 2002 I think.  My buddy met some girl who lived in Philadelphia, we lived like 90 minutes north.  He wanted to take her out, but she insisted on bringing her roommate & insisted that he bring a date for her.  My friend told me the situation and I was interested because free trip into the city, some record shopping, a few drinks beforehand, etc.  I thought I was taking one for the team, that I'd be hanging out with the undateable, unattractive roommate.  After my friend & I spend some time hanging out in Philly we meet these girls, and I'm shocked to find out that my date is actually really attractive and really nice.  The big problem is that in preparation for what I assumed to be my shitty date, I show up completely wasted.  Like annihilated. 

I had spent all day sniffing OxyContin & popping Xanax.  I can remember smashing a bottle of rum before we met them- and I don't mean "smashing" in modern parlance, but rather I literally smashed it.  For some reason I bought a bottle of rum and was trying to covertly drink it in a clothing store (???) when I nodded off mid-sip and dropped it to the floor where it shattered.  That's how weird & wasted I was before showing up for this date.  I tried to play it off like I wasn't insanely high, but anyone could tell, and this girl was not impressed.  She was nice enough about it, but was totally uninterested, and I don't blame her.  I don't even really remember the "date" portion, just a few snippets of the evening.  It was a catastrophe though. 

To top it all off, I don't think my friend ever went on a second date with the girl he dragged me down there to meet in the first place.  High likelihood that I ruined their date too.


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: Burke Dennings] * 6
    #23806680 - 11/06/16 01:46 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Look man she told you in advance she was awkward in real life. She only wanted fries, and you made her get a burger. First date dont go out for food, go get a drink.

All women forget where they park. You are lucky she actually showed up and didn't drive off because there was no space. Parking is like a real thing for a lot of women

Well at least you got to eat right :rofl:


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #23806743 - 11/06/16 02:06 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I think I fell in love with that girl just reading your story OP.  Can I get her number?

One time I met a girl on OK cupid who was an ultra hippie type, so I got baked and went to her house and she sat me down on her couch and started grilling me about if I did any drugs.  I downplayed the truth like I normally do and then she got this sour look when I told her I smoked weed.  Nice girl otherwise.  Apparently her brother was a reefer addict or something.

We went looking for unpasteurized cider because she was into brewing wine and shit, and on the way I ran a red light.  I wouldn't have known if she didn't tell me.  Felt like a tard and she probably thought it was because I was stoned but really it is because I am super awkward in person as well as online.


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23807135 - 11/06/16 03:32 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Last girl I dated, while driving, I was running lots of red lights on purpose and she loved it. Works some of the time


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: akira_akuma]
    #23807142 - 11/06/16 03:35 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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sorry but lulz were definitely had at your expense...but wtf why was she so awkward...she just tripped out over nothing.




women can have Aspergers too as it turns out :cookiemonster:

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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: Ezuma]
    #23807164 - 11/06/16 03:42 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

yeah, but...aren't they supposed to be shunned? i thought that's how you deal with mental health.  :spaceman:


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    #23807170 - 11/06/16 03:43 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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yeah, but...aren't they supposed to be shunned? i thought that's how you deal with mental health.  :spaceman:




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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake] * 6
    #23807338 - 11/06/16 04:51 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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I want to hear the worst date stories that y'all have experienced.





I've never had a bad date, in order to have a bad one I'd have to have had one

since I've not had one I'll tell you about the last 2 I've been on, same chick on both dates


a lesbian I know has a friend that was having a pretty shitty time, she calls me
and asks if I'd take her friend out, I said sure, I have nothing to do. me and the
friend text a bit, she sends me a few pics, I send her a few, we agree to go on a
date. she's an attractive black woman with huge tits, pretty sure they were real
in the texts I ask if she drinks and she's like  'no, maybe a little glass
of wine now and then', next day I pick her up and she wants mexican so we hit a
little place way out of town where she proceeds to drink like a fish. 2 huge
margarita and 3 shots of patron. she's telling me all about her ex husband and how
he's a former pro boxer, held a title a few times.  she moved here from vegas to
get away from him as the story goes. anyway I drop her off and head home. she
texts me a couple hours later saying she had a great time and wanted a second
date. I'm like OK, I'm a glutton for punishment.

second date rolls around, she's like 'can we get sushi' and I think I like sushi,
sure why not... we get to the japanese restaurant and she's like do you mind if I
order a beer? I think OK sure, well 1 beer because 2 beers and a bottle of saki
before she was finished with the drink order. drinks arrive and she's like 'you
arent drinking?' and I say I thought you were drinking for both of us, that was
her cue to get a few more shots of patron. she of course ordered the most
expensive shit she could find on the menu of the already moderately expensive
menu, filet and scallops with a couple of lobster tails because you cant buy a
single. apparently all the food went to her tits. so she's knocking them back and
getting fucking hammered, didnt even touch her food which I got boxed and ate the
next day. and on the way to take her home she's rubbing my cock and trying to kiss
me while I'm driving. I get her home and high tail it out of there


next day she texts me and starts telling me she wants to take me on a picnic and
that she's going to make it extra special, she sent several texts that I didnt
bother to respond to including flat out saying she was going to fuck me stupid. I
still didnt respond. about 3 months later she texts me out of the blue and asks if
I'd be interested in that 3rd date. I politely declined and she dropped it after
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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23807394 - 11/06/16 05:05 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I probably would have put a ring on that skank, but I'm not half the man you used to be so I can understand you hesitance.


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23807404 - 11/06/16 05:07 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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I probably would have put a ring on that skank, but I'm not half the man you used to be so I can understand you hesitance.





what do you mean 'used to be'


BTW. this was only about a year ago


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #23807451 - 11/06/16 05:21 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Look man she told you in advance she was awkward in real life. She only wanted fries, and you made her get a burger. First date dont go out for food, go get a drink.





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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: Prisoner#1] * 2
    #23807484 - 11/06/16 05:29 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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moonrockmushy said:
I probably would have put a ring on that skank, but I'm not half the man you used to be so I can understand you hesitance.





what do you mean 'used to be'


BTW. this was only about a year ago




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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: hostileuniverse]
    #23807571 - 11/06/16 05:50 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Just the one time I dated that chick who only had pictures taken through Snapchat filters on her OKC profile. Never again.

As if that wasn't bad enough, the date itself was awkward AF, and she just dipped after we got lunch. I spent more time driving out to see her than I did with her.


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    #23807734 - 11/06/16 06:41 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

How come u didnt take her home and go bump in the night?


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: goldcaphunter]
    #23807884 - 11/06/16 07:42 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Girl just wanted fries. Why are you surprised she just starts messing with the burger. I'd be annoyed if I just said I wanted fries and they get me a burger as well. The fuck :wtf: bitch slap a bitch for less than that.


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: The Cheshire Cat]
    #23807899 - 11/06/16 07:50 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Was about to start crying over how she couldn't find her car?

Wow!

I must say it fascinates me how some people aren't cool under pressure these days.
I almost never get anxious, unless that anxiousness is drug induced or one of those times I get horrible insomnia.

I recommend she get a glass of wine next time you go out to eat with her because she sounds anxious and mildly insecure(not giving eye contact).

Also how about you only take a single vehicle, it helps with parking, allows you to get to talk more and it saves money on gas mileage.





See i have come to learn how different everyone sees the world. I literally have to be versatile and change my personality while acting like im hosting my own talk show.

If i dont work people that way..there tends to be lots of awkward moments. Its just amazing how different people see reality.



For instance...1 man will walk into a town hall and act as "i am entering a government property so i better dress well and be polite as possible"

Then another guy will walk in with the attitude "my taxes pay for this place. I dont need to be nice to anyone and cant act as i please in this building"


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    #23807906 - 11/06/16 07:51 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah Op I usually don't say this but you were the bad part of that date period. Every date you get will be like that if you can't handle the slightest annoyances.


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #23807914 - 11/06/16 07:54 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Bill_Oreilly said:
Quote:

The Cheshire Cat said:
Was about to start crying over how she couldn't find her car?

Wow!

I must say it fascinates me how some people aren't cool under pressure these days.
I almost never get anxious, unless that anxiousness is drug induced or one of those times I get horrible insomnia.

I recommend she get a glass of wine next time you go out to eat with her because she sounds anxious and mildly insecure(not giving eye contact).

Also how about you only take a single vehicle, it helps with parking, allows you to get to talk more and it saves money on gas mileage.





See i have come to learn how different everyone sees the world. I literally have to be versatile and change my personality while acting like im hosting my own talk show.

If i dont work people that way..there tends to be lots of awkward moments. Its just amazing how different people see reality.



For instance...1 man will walk into a town hall and act as "i am entering a government property so i better dress well and be polite as possible"

Then another guy will walk in with the attitude "my taxes pay for this place. I dont need to be nice to anyone and cant act as i please in this building"




That's a good way to look at it. I always sort of feel like I'm hosting unless I'm at another person's house. I'll adapt to make other people feel comfortable. My little sister for years didn't order herself. No idea why so she'd tell me and I'd get it for her.

She'd say fries. Ok

Here's a chicken sandwich.

:lol:


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #23807920 - 11/06/16 07:58 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Yeah Op I usually don't say this but you were the bad part of that date period. Every date you get will be like that if you can't handle the slightest annoyances.




Hand on the cheek is a dead giveaway of annoyed or bored. I do it all the time. Fries aren't healthy. Fuck you heres a salad get used to it.

Fuck that if I want to eat a lb of fries to myself I God damn will. Especially on a first date. Op no wonder your single.

You immediately called what she wanted to eat out and she probably shut down. Even if socially awkward I'm sure she orders her own food all the time. But didn't have the balls to say anything.

Than you had to spend an extra 10 minutes glorifying your meal. Lord forbid you talk to each other. The best part of the meal is the talk afterward. I like to do crossword puzzles with them. That was all you bro.


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23807923 - 11/06/16 07:59 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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How come u didnt take her home and go bump in the night?




Probably cuz she was too drunk and prisoner1 wanted to be a gentleman about it, either that or he wasn't looking for a possible rape charge cuz I guess it's illegal now to bang a chick who's been drinking or sum shit....


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #23807924 - 11/06/16 08:00 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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and change my personality while acting like im hosting my own talk show




See for a little bit I did that but then I was like fuck it. If this person doesn't want to talk to me while I'm acting like ME then I don't want to have anything to do with THEM. It's less of a stupid fucking game that way.


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: goldcaphunter] * 1
    #23807973 - 11/06/16 08:18 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Honestly if I were her. I would've said can I get this weight in burger in fries instead. And ate every last one of them to spite you. :shrug:

Than made you waste a half hour looking for my car that I obviously knew where it was until I got bored.


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: goldcaphunter]
    #23807977 - 11/06/16 08:20 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Bill_Oreilly said:
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and change my personality while acting like im hosting my own talk show




See for a little bit I did that but then I was like fuck it. If this person doesn't want to talk to me while I'm acting like ME then I don't want to have anything to do with THEM. It's less of a stupid fucking game that way.





Well it always depends on the person and the situation

If its a total stranger i just nod and smile and be nice as i can. If im trying to get to know them ill ask questions and listen to what they say. People always want you to listen to them. Not the other way around.

My goal is to just act how i want and be an asshole to people..but for some reason i just cant be a dick to people unless its overdue.


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #23808023 - 11/06/16 08:40 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I like to bang first date later


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23808047 - 11/06/16 08:49 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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How come u didnt take her home and go bump in the night?





you know how they tell you not to stick your dick in crazy.


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23808052 - 11/06/16 08:51 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

yeah don't bang crazy chicks you'll just be put into unneccesary guilt trips about them later


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: Konyap]
    #23808059 - 11/06/16 08:53 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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yeah don't bang crazy chicks you'll just be put into unneccesary guilt trips about them later





lol... guilt trips, that's fucking funny.

girl was trying to play the "I'll slit my wrist" shit in my apartment,
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    #23808063 - 11/06/16 08:55 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

well that and the checking your genitals part


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: Konyap]
    #23808075 - 11/06/16 09:02 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Worst date I've ever been on was about a year and a half ago. I met this chick one night but never really talked to her much. She actually got my number through a mutual friend and she text me out of the blue. So we texted back and forth for a bit and I asked her out to dinner since I knew she obviously liked me. So we agreed to meet at a restaurant and ended the conversation.

I show up at the restaurant and get a table and patiently wait for her to show up. Well she ends up showing up with a fucking friend! So now I am blindsided by this friend who didn't even seem like she wanted to be there, gee I wonder why? Throughout dinner they were both almost too much to handle. They both ordered some alfredo dish but complained that it tasted bad and there wasn't enough sauce on it. I tried it and it tasted pretty damn good. But the waitress brings them a decent sized bowl of sauce for them but they still complained it wasn't enough. The poor waitress has to again bring more sauce, but when she gets back with the second portion they quit eating and just asked for to go boxes. I felt so bad for the waitress so I ended up tipping her $20 on a $37 bill for having to deal with those two.

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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #23808089 - 11/06/16 09:05 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Yeah Op I usually don't say this but you were the bad part of that date period. Every date you get will be like that if you can't handle the slightest annoyances.





Honestly that ran through my mind as i was reading the OP

OP seens like he was making it a shitty time from the start and it snowballed


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23808091 - 11/06/16 09:06 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Konyap said:
yeah don't bang crazy chicks you'll just be put into unneccesary guilt trips about them later





lol... guilt trips, that's fucking funny.

girl was trying to play the "I'll slit my wrist" shit in my apartment,
I left, I told her I'd be back after she's done.




I've had girls when I was in high school try and pull that shit. And after I'll never love anyone again. Whatever I'll bet cash money you'll be fucking someone else before me :lol:

Less than a year later since our breakup they were all engaged. :lol:

Stop being so dramatic geez. I have love for all of them and am friends with quite a few.

Someone will love your specific style of crazy but not me. Especially if your a cheater as that seems to be there go to saying. Doubt you were thinking about how much you love me with a dick in your mouth. :lol:


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #23808093 - 11/06/16 09:07 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Worst date I've ever been on was about a year and a half ago. I met this chick one night but never really talked to her much. She actually got my number through a mutual friend and she text me out of the blue. So we texted back and forth for a bit and I asked her out to dinner since I knew she obviously liked me. So we agreed to meet at a restaurant and ended the conversation.

I show up at the restaurant and get a table and patiently wait for her to show up. Well she ends up showing up with a fucking friend! So now I am blindsided by this friend who didn't even seem like she wanted to be there, gee I wonder why? Throughout dinner they were both almost too much to handle. They both ordered some alfredo dish but complained that it tasted bad and there wasn't enough sauce on it. I tried it and it tasted pretty damn good. But the waitress brings them a decent sized bowl of sauce for them but they still complained it wasn't enough. The poor waitress has to again bring more sauce, but when she gets back with the second portion they quit eating and just asked for to go boxes. I felt so bad for the waitress so I ended up tipping her $20 on a $37 bill for having to deal with those two.

As soon as I signed my bill I got up, said I'd maybe call her sometime, and walked away.





Not to be a dick but she brought her friend because she secretly thought you were a creep or she just got pressured into go so she brougjt a friend for support

But the part where those 2 were being shitty to the waitress was either them being bitchy or them looking for a way out of the "awkwardness"


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #23808104 - 11/06/16 09:11 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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FruitOfLife said:
Worst date I've ever been on was about a year and a half ago. I met this chick one night but never really talked to her much. She actually got my number through a mutual friend and she text me out of the blue. So we texted back and forth for a bit and I asked her out to dinner since I knew she obviously liked me. So we agreed to meet at a restaurant and ended the conversation.

I show up at the restaurant and get a table and patiently wait for her to show up. Well she ends up showing up with a fucking friend! So now I am blindsided by this friend who didn't even seem like she wanted to be there, gee I wonder why? Throughout dinner they were both almost too much to handle. They both ordered some alfredo dish but complained that it tasted bad and there wasn't enough sauce on it. I tried it and it tasted pretty damn good. But the waitress brings them a decent sized bowl of sauce for them but they still complained it wasn't enough. The poor waitress has to again bring more sauce, but when she gets back with the second portion they quit eating and just asked for to go boxes. I felt so bad for the waitress so I ended up tipping her $20 on a $37 bill for having to deal with those two.

As soon as I signed my bill I got up, said I'd maybe call her sometime, and walked away.





Not to be a dick but she brought her friend because she secretly thought you were a creep or she just got pressured into go so she brougjt a friend for support

But the part where those 2 were being shitty to the waitress was either them being bitchy or them looking for a way out of the "awkwardness"



She got MY number. SHE texted me. I asked her to dinner and she didn't hesitate to accept. I don't how I could have possibly come off as creepy, but maybe you're right.


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    #23808168 - 11/06/16 09:41 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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and change my personality while acting like im hosting my own talk show




See for a little bit I did that but then I was like fuck it. If this person doesn't want to talk to me while I'm acting like ME then I don't want to have anything to do with THEM. It's less of a stupid fucking game that way.





Well it always depends on the person and the situation

If its a total stranger i just nod and smile and be nice as i can. If im trying to get to know them ill ask questions and listen to what they say. People always want you to listen to them. Not the other way around.

My goal is to just act how i want and be an asshole to people..but for some reason i just cant be a dick to people unless its overdue.




Hahaaaa! The ol' smile n' nod :lol: overly familiar with that one, I am :lol: I feel you on being mean to people. Even if someone is being an ass to me if I don't know them already I usually just ignore it. Sometimes I snap though.


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: FruitOfLife] * 1
    #23808210 - 11/06/16 10:07 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Worst date I've ever been on was about a year and a half ago. I met this chick one night but never really talked to her much. She actually got my number through a mutual friend and she text me out of the blue. So we texted back and forth for a bit and I asked her out to dinner since I knew she obviously liked me. So we agreed to meet at a restaurant and ended the conversation.

I show up at the restaurant and get a table and patiently wait for her to show up. Well she ends up showing up with a fucking friend! So now I am blindsided by this friend who didn't even seem like she wanted to be there, gee I wonder why? Throughout dinner they were both almost too much to handle. They both ordered some alfredo dish but complained that it tasted bad and there wasn't enough sauce on it. I tried it and it tasted pretty damn good. But the waitress brings them a decent sized bowl of sauce for them but they still complained it wasn't enough. The poor waitress has to again bring more sauce, but when she gets back with the second portion they quit eating and just asked for to go boxes. I felt so bad for the waitress so I ended up tipping her $20 on a $37 bill for having to deal with those two.

As soon as I signed my bill I got up, said I'd maybe call her sometime, and walked away.



that's ridiculous, who even asks bowls of sauce??? Sounds liek they were BBW's to the max.


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #23808234 - 11/06/16 10:28 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

damn thats one shitty ass date. I hope theres better catches on PlentyOfFish.

I havent had many dates, but one was just awkard. I asked this one asian chick out that i was in A college class with.

she was kinda fat so i wasnt too attracted to her, but i knew she would say yes to a date, and i was lonely :sad:

We go to see Busta Rhymes (i think it was Busta) at a local bar. There was lots of opening groups. It took forever, he was late. She also mentioned this was her first concert and seemed kinda awkard about it. Well, we kinda danced together, and Busta was super late past midnight.

After he came on stage, she was over it, and she descided to leave. And that was the end of the date. :facepalm:

Pretty lame.

But i like your story better :grin:


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #23808459 - 11/07/16 01:35 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Worst date I've ever been on was about a year and a half ago. I met this chick one night but never really talked to her much. She actually got my number through a mutual friend and she text me out of the blue. So we texted back and forth for a bit and I asked her out to dinner since I knew she obviously liked me. So we agreed to meet at a restaurant and ended the conversation.

I show up at the restaurant and get a table and patiently wait for her to show up. Well she ends up showing up with a fucking friend! So now I am blindsided by this friend who didn't even seem like she wanted to be there, gee I wonder why? Throughout dinner they were both almost too much to handle. They both ordered some alfredo dish but complained that it tasted bad and there wasn't enough sauce on it. I tried it and it tasted pretty damn good. But the waitress brings them a decent sized bowl of sauce for them but they still complained it wasn't enough. The poor waitress has to again bring more sauce, but when she gets back with the second portion they quit eating and just asked for to go boxes. I felt so bad for the waitress so I ended up tipping her $20 on a $37 bill for having to deal with those two.

As soon as I signed my bill I got up, said I'd maybe call her sometime, and walked away.





Not to be a dick but she brought her friend because she secretly thought you were a creep or she just got pressured into go so she brougjt a friend for support

But the part where those 2 were being shitty to the waitress was either them being bitchy or them looking for a way out of the "awkwardness"



She got MY number. SHE texted me. I asked her to dinner and she didn't hesitate to accept. I don't how I could have possibly come off as creepy, but maybe you're right.





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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: goldcaphunter]
    #23808460 - 11/07/16 01:37 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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and change my personality while acting like im hosting my own talk show




See for a little bit I did that but then I was like fuck it. If this person doesn't want to talk to me while I'm acting like ME then I don't want to have anything to do with THEM. It's less of a stupid fucking game that way.





Well it always depends on the person and the situation

If its a total stranger i just nod and smile and be nice as i can. If im trying to get to know them ill ask questions and listen to what they say. People always want you to listen to them. Not the other way around.

My goal is to just act how i want and be an asshole to people..but for some reason i just cant be a dick to people unless its overdue.




Hahaaaa! The ol' smile n' nod :lol: overly familiar with that one, I am :lol: I feel you on being mean to people. Even if someone is being an ass to me if I don't know them already I usually just ignore it. Sometimes I snap though.




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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: Enjoywho]
    #23808461 - 11/07/16 01:39 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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yeah don't bang crazy chicks you'll just be put into unneccesary guilt trips about them later





lol... guilt trips, that's fucking funny.

girl was trying to play the "I'll slit my wrist" shit in my apartment,
I left, I told her I'd be back after she's done.




I've had girls when I was in high school try and pull that shit. And after I'll never love anyone again. Whatever I'll bet cash money you'll be fucking someone else before me :lol:

Less than a year later since our breakup they were all engaged. :lol:

Stop being so dramatic geez. I have love for all of them and am friends with quite a few.

Someone will love your specific style of crazy but not me. Especially if your a cheater as that seems to be there go to saying. Doubt you were thinking about how much you love me with a dick in your mouth. :lol:




I don't know about women but I think about how much I love enjoywho every time some scumbag blows an aids load down my throat for a hit of crack.  I'm doing it for you dad.


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23808472 - 11/07/16 01:55 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Lol what's gotten into you recently? You're bawdy AF.


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: koods] * 1
    #23808518 - 11/07/16 03:10 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

:rofl:

Great dates, guys!

Two years ago I had a weird date as well. I met her on a local dating site, and she wanted to meet right away, so she wouldn't "waste her time on a loser". :wtf:

Well I could have seen this coming, but I got very curious after her blunt opening.
I thought she was full of self confidence.
She was not.

We met at a local restaurant, and for the first 5 minutes it was pleasant.
I ordered a coffee and apple pie, but she.. didn't order a thing.
The waiter looked really weirded out, and I was too.
So I got my stuff, and ate my pie, while she was playing with her telephone.
I kepped trying to get a conversation going, but she just wasn't interested.
In anything.
No school, job, no hobbies, no interests... damn she was a complete blank.

So we went to my place, made out a little, and then she went home.

I messaged her that evening asking for another date, because I was a lonely Turtletotem.
3 weeks later she answers with yeah.
But I didn't want to anymore at that time.

Not very weird or funny, but this is that one date I had that bugged me :lol:


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: koods] * 1
    #23808613 - 11/07/16 05:02 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Tinder is a treasure trove for bad dates. I once had a girl (lets call her jane) text me who was 3 years younger and obviously inexperienced. We exchanged pictures with timestamps so at least i knew that i wont get catfished. When jane arrived at the date tho she brought a friend with her (lets call her marry). This wouldnt have been a problem if jane wouldve told me about it beforehand but she didnt. Also marry was better looking than jane and much more talkative. she even braged about smoking weed  which i was totally into (at the time). This led to me talking to marry for a while. When i looked over to jane tho i saw the disappointment in her eyes and instantly felt extremely guilty. At this moment i decided that i didnt wanna torture her anymore than i already did and left.

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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23808802 - 11/07/16 07:46 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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I don't know about women but I think about how much I love enjoywho every time some scumbag blows an aids load down my throat for a hit of crack.  I'm doing it for you dad.




are you sucking them off to get the crack or are you giving them crack so you can suck them off?

this shit is so confusing


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: koods]
    #23808810 - 11/07/16 07:48 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Lol what's gotten into you recently? You're bawdy AF.





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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23808896 - 11/07/16 08:38 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Man reading through this thread i have come to terms with the fact you guys fuck around with some messed-in-the-head broads. No wonder why so many shroomerites have this negative view towards woman..

Not all woman are psycho cutters who are on crazy medications who are oblivious to the world around them



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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #23808899 - 11/07/16 08:40 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

And I think moonrockmushy is a good dude. Lay off him


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23808905 - 11/07/16 08:42 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

My worst date in a nutshell:

- We meet at a restaurant. She's downright ugly and yet her pics looked good...
- I order a salad that happens to have slices of hard boiled eggs in it.
- She start talking about a big pimple on her ass that keeps flaring up..............

That was it.

Worst thing: I randomly bumped into her TWICE after that date. I suspect she was following me around.


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: koods]
    #23809804 - 11/07/16 01:57 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Lol what's gotten into you recently? You're bawdy AF.




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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: koods]
    #23809824 - 11/07/16 02:03 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Lol what's gotten into you recently? You're bawdy AF.



I like it. It's hella entertaining. :shrug:


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23810332 - 11/07/16 05:26 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

i guess you really are High on Spite :shrug:


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23810397 - 11/07/16 05:43 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Oh gawd.
So my friend hooked me up with his Gf's sister like a year and a half a go. She was super super flirty over text, anyway we decide to go on a double date for the first date, prolly a bad idea but anyway. I pick her up, she literally hardly talks and gives me one word answers, yet tells me im cute when she first gets in, so I figured maybe she was shy, but this continued throughout the date. We went to the movies (also a bad idea), tried to get touchy with her but she wasnt having it. I dropped her off and just tried to get with it, but she wasnt having that either and told me " im tired, you should probably go home" before i could go inside.

She texts me the next day being flirty again, I just replied "ion fuck with mind games bitch". Lol


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #23810721 - 11/07/16 07:05 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

sounds like she has Asperger syndrome


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #23811197 - 11/07/16 09:58 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Yeah Op I usually don't say this but you were the bad part of that date period. Every date you get will be like that if you can't handle the slightest annoyances.





Honestly that ran through my mind as i was reading the OP

OP seens like he was making it a shitty time from the start and it snowballed





We had this meal planned a few days in advance.
It annoys me that when the meal came she only wanted fries. 
That's super immature and not up to my standards.


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: Enjoywho]
    #23811209 - 11/07/16 10:02 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Yeah Op I usually don't say this but you were the bad part of that date period. Every date you get will be like that if you can't handle the slightest annoyances.




Hand on the cheek is a dead giveaway of annoyed or bored.




No it wasn't because she was annoyed/bored.
She was being extremely anxious, to a level that I've never seen before.
She kept putting her fingertips up to her mouth like she was scared.
It was super awkward and I was not the cause of it.




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Fries aren't healthy. Fuck you heres a salad get used to it.






Yea I did it.
So what.
This girl needs a dominant man.


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    #23811222 - 11/07/16 10:04 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I dont have a ton of bad first date stories. There was one where i took this girl to In n Out, bought her a double double meal or whatever. we chatted and all that, then went back to her place and hung out in her bed. i went in for the kiss and we kissed for like 5 seconds. she had a crazy stiff neck, like i was making out with a robot or something. then she told me that none of it felt comfortable to her. I was like cool you wanna cuddle? she was like yeah thats always fine. so we cuddled and watched tv until i passed out. woke up a few hours later and she was still sleeping so i just left. we never contacted each other again.


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #23811225 - 11/07/16 10:05 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Worst date I've ever been on was about a year and a half ago. I met this chick one night but never really talked to her much. She actually got my number through a mutual friend and she text me out of the blue. So we texted back and forth for a bit and I asked her out to dinner since I knew she obviously liked me. So we agreed to meet at a restaurant and ended the conversation.

I show up at the restaurant and get a table and patiently wait for her to show up. Well she ends up showing up with a fucking friend! So now I am blindsided by this friend who didn't even seem like she wanted to be there, gee I wonder why? Throughout dinner they were both almost too much to handle. They both ordered some alfredo dish but complained that it tasted bad and there wasn't enough sauce on it. I tried it and it tasted pretty damn good. But the waitress brings them a decent sized bowl of sauce for them but they still complained it wasn't enough. The poor waitress has to again bring more sauce, but when she gets back with the second portion they quit eating and just asked for to go boxes. I felt so bad for the waitress so I ended up tipping her $20 on a $37 bill for having to deal with those two.

As soon as I signed my bill I got up, said I'd maybe call her sometime, and walked away.





Not to be a dick but she brought her friend because she secretly thought you were a creep or she just got pressured into go so she brougjt a friend for support

But the part where those 2 were being shitty to the waitress was either them being bitchy or them looking for a way out of the "awkwardness"



She got MY number. SHE texted me. I asked her to dinner and she didn't hesitate to accept. I don't how I could have possibly come off as creepy, but maybe you're right.





You sound like a smooth guy FruitOfLife.
That girl is out of her mind for bringing her friend. 
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    #23811254 - 11/07/16 10:17 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

another weird first date. met a girl randomly on the beach and we decided to go out on a date. so we met a few days later downtown near the same beach. some ladys car had a flat tire so i changed it for her, and the chick saw me doing it and was like OMG youre too nice this isnt going to work... or something

I was like whatever i dont care but we went on the date anyways to a nearby bar. She proceeds to order doubleshots of tequila, and i try and pace with her but stop after like 2. She gets fucking wasted and we start making out in the bar, then she gets in some crazy argument about how im not right for her and leaves out of nowhere. I am pissed off about it party from the tequila and rampage off into the streets. I dont know what she said but it really pissed me off and i picked up the top of a garbage can and threw it into the street. this poor couple happned to see me and got startled so I yelled at them too. sobered up a bit and drove back to the beach where we met, and sure enough she was parked there but i couldnt find her.

so im walking back to my car and there are police all over it. they say someone called about me swerving all over the place and they tracked me down. they breathalyze me and i guess decided it wasnt enough to arrest me or something, but they tell me to take a walk and come back in a few hours. so i go walk around, mind you this is like 2am. I walk like 3 miles then come back around 4am to my car and see her walking back from the beach. She was like WTF and I was like WTF. She said she went swimming in the ocean for the last 3 hours and she was totally drenched. Anyways I started kissing her and we had sex right there. Dated that one for a good 3 years or so.


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #23811255 - 11/07/16 10:17 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Not really awkward so much as weird, but one time I went on a date with a girl and we ended up back at her place. Long story short, she had a Dale Earnhart rebel flag memorial tramp stamp. I finished, but I ignored her after that.

In college I had sex with a girl and as I walked her from my dorm to her car she told me that she really enjoyed it because for the first time she wasn't forced into doing it. I don't know exactly what she meant by it, but at the time it made me feel sad and awkward.


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23811261 - 11/07/16 10:19 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I would be so uncomfortable to be with a random girl and she was drinking that much, Pris.
I like big titties, black, too. 
Kissing you while driving is stupid as fuck, though.
Good choice to not pursue her any more after that


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: ManianFH]
    #23811265 - 11/07/16 10:21 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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another weird first date. met a girl randomly on the beach and we decided to go out on a date. so we met a few days later downtown near the same beach. some ladys car had a flat tire so i changed it for her, and the chick saw me doing it and was like OMG youre too nice this isnt going to work... or something

I was like whatever i dont care but we went on the date anyways to a nearby bar. She proceeds to order doubleshots of tequila, and i try and pace with her but stop after like 2. She gets fucking wasted and we start making out in the bar, then she gets in some crazy argument about how im not right for her and leaves out of nowhere. I am pissed off about it party from the tequila and rampage off into the streets. I dont know what she said but it really pissed me off and i picked up the top of a garbage can and threw it into the street. this poor couple happned to see me and got startled so I yelled at them too. sobered up a bit and drove back to the beach where we met, and sure enough she was parked there but i couldnt find her.

so im walking back to my car and there are police all over it. they say someone called about me swerving all over the place and they tracked me down. they breathalyze me and i guess decided it wasnt enough to arrest me or something, but they tell me to take a walk and come back in a few hours. so i go walk around, mind you this is like 2am. I walk like 3 miles then come back around 4am to my car and see her walking back from the beach. She was like WTF and I was like WTF. She said she went swimming in the ocean for the last 3 hours and she was totally drenched. Anyways I started kissing her and we had sex right there. Dated that one for a good 3 years or so.






hahaha wtf.
I was not expecting that ending. 
Beach sex sounds hot, though.  That's one thing I haven't done.


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #23811337 - 11/07/16 10:50 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Yeah Op I usually don't say this but you were the bad part of that date period. Every date you get will be like that if you can't handle the slightest annoyances.





Honestly that ran through my mind as i was reading the OP

OP seens like he was making it a shitty time from the start and it snowballed





We had this meal planned a few days in advance.
It annoys me that when the meal came she only wanted fries. 
That's super immature and not up to my standards.



Not wanting anything but fries would be immature if she say didn't want any of the food. Being hungry for dinner isn't easy for everyone and also it should be a choice for her as long as she doesn't mind waiting for you and if she was engaging in the conversation. That part I can understand it's not cool to say "let's go on a date" and be silent,that's fucked up. That part I wouldn't be able to get past either. Along with her statement about the knife is plain weird. However I feel like you should have basically considered the food you bought her as a waste anyway and when she was about to cry even if she was super annoying and rude, I'd say " It's okay don't cry we will find your car. I'd be pissed but I'd keep that shit on the inside till I got her to her car. So you are right not to want another date with her.

However when you say things like "she eats about 1/10 of it before I get impatient because I've been done with my meal for almost ten minutes already." and "she kept saying she was about to cry.  I say "don't cry, it won't help find your car." That's you being unreasonably impatient/eager to leave unless you had something else planned . If that ever happens with a woman you do like,do NOT say anything about it.

Also you saying "Don't cry it won't help you find your car" Isn't helpful at all and I think you wanted to be a dick at that point because you were upset. Again if a smoking hot,smart engaging chick does both those things DO NOT be an ass about it. Like I said I can see why you'd want that date to end but that's not a great way to handle it in general. This chick probably doesn't fit your standards but judging by what you said your not exactly a gem either at the moment. Ordering for a lady used to be what gentleman did,in the 50s. In this day and age it's pretty douchey and I'd bet won't work with a lot of women.

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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #23811706 - 11/08/16 05:18 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

OP,

surely you can appreciate that perhaps she suffers from a huge amount of social anxiety. She seemed too nervous to even engage with the actual moment you were supposed to share together. She even warned you that she was awkward in person and her repeated "i hate myself"s suggest she is aware of the problem but is just struggling. I'm sure she picked up on your natural impatience and she just continued to self-depricate.

I can appreciate that her anxiety is too much for you, there is nothing wrong with that, but i think you should understand she is probably kicking herself for being weird regardless of whether she wants future dates or not.


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #23811782 - 11/08/16 06:20 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Wow. That really was a horrible date. God damn, some people are so weird :lol:


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: Webster10]
    #23811987 - 11/08/16 08:18 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: weirdguy32]
    #23812000 - 11/08/16 08:26 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

WEIRDGUYYYYYY


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #23812055 - 11/08/16 08:46 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Like bob marley said...everyone will hurt you in the end. You just need to find the ones worth suffering for





did anyone mention to you that bob marley was a retarded twat, the dumbass died
because he wouldnt get treated for cancer but instead believed his imaginary
god and some weed would cure him


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: Prisoner#1] * 2
    #23812966 - 11/08/16 02:20 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I'm not surprised that you don't realize most people are paradoxical in that they can be a genius in some ways and a tard in others.  We lucky in that we are master of all trades, jack off for fun, but most have some aspects of their personality which are good, and some not good.  Doesn't mean he wasn't brilliant.


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #23813252 - 11/08/16 04:08 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Worst date I've ever been on was about a year and a half ago. I met this chick one night but never really talked to her much. She actually got my number through a mutual friend and she text me out of the blue. So we texted back and forth for a bit and I asked her out to dinner since I knew she obviously liked me. So we agreed to meet at a restaurant and ended the conversation.

I show up at the restaurant and get a table and patiently wait for her to show up. Well she ends up showing up with a fucking friend! So now I am blindsided by this friend who didn't even seem like she wanted to be there, gee I wonder why? Throughout dinner they were both almost too much to handle. They both ordered some alfredo dish but complained that it tasted bad and there wasn't enough sauce on it. I tried it and it tasted pretty damn good. But the waitress brings them a decent sized bowl of sauce for them but they still complained it wasn't enough. The poor waitress has to again bring more sauce, but when she gets back with the second portion they quit eating and just asked for to go boxes. I felt so bad for the waitress so I ended up tipping her $20 on a $37 bill for having to deal with those two.

As soon as I signed my bill I got up, said I'd maybe call her sometime, and walked away.





Not to be a dick but she brought her friend because she secretly thought you were a creep or she just got pressured into go so she brougjt a friend for support

But the part where those 2 were being shitty to the waitress was either them being bitchy or them looking for a way out of the "awkwardness"



She got MY number. SHE texted me. I asked her to dinner and she didn't hesitate to accept. I don't how I could have possibly come off as creepy, but maybe you're right.





You sound like a smooth guy FruitOfLife.
That girl is out of her mind for bringing her friend. 
Sucks you had that bad experience



Thanks man, but I'm about as smooth as a gravel road lol.


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    #23813599 - 11/08/16 06:12 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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