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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: ManianFH]
#23811265 - 11/07/16 10:21 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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mick said: another weird first date. met a girl randomly on the beach and we decided to go out on a date. so we met a few days later downtown near the same beach. some ladys car had a flat tire so i changed it for her, and the chick saw me doing it and was like OMG youre too nice this isnt going to work... or something
I was like whatever i dont care but we went on the date anyways to a nearby bar. She proceeds to order doubleshots of tequila, and i try and pace with her but stop after like 2. She gets fucking wasted and we start making out in the bar, then she gets in some crazy argument about how im not right for her and leaves out of nowhere. I am pissed off about it party from the tequila and rampage off into the streets. I dont know what she said but it really pissed me off and i picked up the top of a garbage can and threw it into the street. this poor couple happned to see me and got startled so I yelled at them too. sobered up a bit and drove back to the beach where we met, and sure enough she was parked there but i couldnt find her.
so im walking back to my car and there are police all over it. they say someone called about me swerving all over the place and they tracked me down. they breathalyze me and i guess decided it wasnt enough to arrest me or something, but they tell me to take a walk and come back in a few hours. so i go walk around, mind you this is like 2am. I walk like 3 miles then come back around 4am to my car and see her walking back from the beach. She was like WTF and I was like WTF. She said she went swimming in the ocean for the last 3 hours and she was totally drenched. Anyways I started kissing her and we had sex right there. Dated that one for a good 3 years or so.
hahaha wtf. I was not expecting that ending. Beach sex sounds hot, though. That's one thing I haven't done.
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Seriously_trippin said: Yeah Op I usually don't say this but you were the bad part of that date period. Every date you get will be like that if you can't handle the slightest annoyances.
Honestly that ran through my mind as i was reading the OP
OP seens like he was making it a shitty time from the start and it snowballed
We had this meal planned a few days in advance. It annoys me that when the meal came she only wanted fries. That's super immature and not up to my standards.
Not wanting anything but fries would be immature if she say didn't want any of the food. Being hungry for dinner isn't easy for everyone and also it should be a choice for her as long as she doesn't mind waiting for you and if she was engaging in the conversation. That part I can understand it's not cool to say "let's go on a date" and be silent,that's fucked up. That part I wouldn't be able to get past either. Along with her statement about the knife is plain weird. However I feel like you should have basically considered the food you bought her as a waste anyway and when she was about to cry even if she was super annoying and rude, I'd say " It's okay don't cry we will find your car. I'd be pissed but I'd keep that shit on the inside till I got her to her car. So you are right not to want another date with her.
However when you say things like "she eats about 1/10 of it before I get impatient because I've been done with my meal for almost ten minutes already." and "she kept saying she was about to cry. I say "don't cry, it won't help find your car." That's you being unreasonably impatient/eager to leave unless you had something else planned . If that ever happens with a woman you do like,do NOT say anything about it.
Also you saying "Don't cry it won't help you find your car" Isn't helpful at all and I think you wanted to be a dick at that point because you were upset. Again if a smoking hot,smart engaging chick does both those things DO NOT be an ass about it. Like I said I can see why you'd want that date to end but that's not a great way to handle it in general. This chick probably doesn't fit your standards but judging by what you said your not exactly a gem either at the moment. Ordering for a lady used to be what gentleman did,in the 50s. In this day and age it's pretty douchey and I'd bet won't work with a lot of women.
I do wish you luck with the next one
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OP,
surely you can appreciate that perhaps she suffers from a huge amount of social anxiety. She seemed too nervous to even engage with the actual moment you were supposed to share together. She even warned you that she was awkward in person and her repeated "i hate myself"s suggest she is aware of the problem but is just struggling. I'm sure she picked up on your natural impatience and she just continued to self-depricate.
I can appreciate that her anxiety is too much for you, there is nothing wrong with that, but i think you should understand she is probably kicking herself for being weird regardless of whether she wants future dates or not.
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Wow. That really was a horrible date. God damn, some people are so weird
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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: Webster10]
#23811987 - 11/08/16 08:18 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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hi webster
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Webster10
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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: weirdguy32]
#23812000 - 11/08/16 08:26 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#23812055 - 11/08/16 08:46 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Bill_Oreilly said: Like bob marley said...everyone will hurt you in the end. You just need to find the ones worth suffering for
did anyone mention to you that bob marley was a retarded twat, the dumbass died because he wouldnt get treated for cancer but instead believed his imaginary god and some weed would cure him
someone worth suffering for isnt going to make you suffer
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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: Prisoner#1] 2
#23812966 - 11/08/16 02:20 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'm not surprised that you don't realize most people are paradoxical in that they can be a genius in some ways and a tard in others. We lucky in that we are master of all trades, jack off for fun, but most have some aspects of their personality which are good, and some not good. Doesn't mean he wasn't brilliant.
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FruitOfLife said: Worst date I've ever been on was about a year and a half ago. I met this chick one night but never really talked to her much. She actually got my number through a mutual friend and she text me out of the blue. So we texted back and forth for a bit and I asked her out to dinner since I knew she obviously liked me. So we agreed to meet at a restaurant and ended the conversation.
I show up at the restaurant and get a table and patiently wait for her to show up. Well she ends up showing up with a fucking friend! So now I am blindsided by this friend who didn't even seem like she wanted to be there, gee I wonder why? Throughout dinner they were both almost too much to handle. They both ordered some alfredo dish but complained that it tasted bad and there wasn't enough sauce on it. I tried it and it tasted pretty damn good. But the waitress brings them a decent sized bowl of sauce for them but they still complained it wasn't enough. The poor waitress has to again bring more sauce, but when she gets back with the second portion they quit eating and just asked for to go boxes. I felt so bad for the waitress so I ended up tipping her $20 on a $37 bill for having to deal with those two.
As soon as I signed my bill I got up, said I'd maybe call her sometime, and walked away.
Not to be a dick but she brought her friend because she secretly thought you were a creep or she just got pressured into go so she brougjt a friend for support
But the part where those 2 were being shitty to the waitress was either them being bitchy or them looking for a way out of the "awkwardness"
She got MY number. SHE texted me. I asked her to dinner and she didn't hesitate to accept. I don't how I could have possibly come off as creepy, but maybe you're right.
You sound like a smooth guy FruitOfLife. That girl is out of her mind for bringing her friend. Sucks you had that bad experience
Thanks man, but I'm about as smooth as a gravel road lol.
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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: FruitOfLife]
#23813599 - 11/08/16 06:12 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Marley was found to have a type of malignant melanoma under the nail of a toe
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