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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: moonrockmushy]
#23808472 - 11/07/16 01:55 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Lol what's gotten into you recently? You're bawdy AF.
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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: koods] 1
#23808518 - 11/07/16 03:10 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Great dates, guys!
Two years ago I had a weird date as well. I met her on a local dating site, and she wanted to meet right away, so she wouldn't "waste her time on a loser". 
Well I could have seen this coming, but I got very curious after her blunt opening. I thought she was full of self confidence. She was not.
We met at a local restaurant, and for the first 5 minutes it was pleasant. I ordered a coffee and apple pie, but she.. didn't order a thing. The waiter looked really weirded out, and I was too. So I got my stuff, and ate my pie, while she was playing with her telephone. I kepped trying to get a conversation going, but she just wasn't interested. In anything. No school, job, no hobbies, no interests... damn she was a complete blank.
So we went to my place, made out a little, and then she went home.
I messaged her that evening asking for another date, because I was a lonely Turtletotem. 3 weeks later she answers with yeah. But I didn't want to anymore at that time.
Not very weird or funny, but this is that one date I had that bugged me
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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: koods] 1
#23808613 - 11/07/16 05:02 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Tinder is a treasure trove for bad dates. I once had a girl (lets call her jane) text me who was 3 years younger and obviously inexperienced. We exchanged pictures with timestamps so at least i knew that i wont get catfished. When jane arrived at the date tho she brought a friend with her (lets call her marry). This wouldnt have been a problem if jane wouldve told me about it beforehand but she didnt. Also marry was better looking than jane and much more talkative. she even braged about smoking weed which i was totally into (at the time). This led to me talking to marry for a while. When i looked over to jane tho i saw the disappointment in her eyes and instantly felt extremely guilty. At this moment i decided that i didnt wanna torture her anymore than i already did and left.
I still feel guilty about the whole situation to this day.
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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: moonrockmushy]
#23808802 - 11/07/16 07:46 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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moonrockmushy said: I don't know about women but I think about how much I love enjoywho every time some scumbag blows an aids load down my throat for a hit of crack. I'm doing it for you dad.
are you sucking them off to get the crack or are you giving them crack so you can suck them off?
this shit is so confusing
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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: koods]
#23808810 - 11/07/16 07:48 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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koods said: Lol what's gotten into you recently? You're bawdy AF.
enlightenment... or hard likker
he's as funny as you now koods
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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23808896 - 11/07/16 08:38 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Man reading through this thread i have come to terms with the fact you guys fuck around with some messed-in-the-head broads. No wonder why so many shroomerites have this negative view towards woman..
Not all woman are psycho cutters who are on crazy medications who are oblivious to the world around them
Like bob marley said...everyone will hurt you in the end. You just need to find the ones worth suffering for
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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#23808899 - 11/07/16 08:40 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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And I think moonrockmushy is a good dude. Lay off him
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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23808905 - 11/07/16 08:42 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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My worst date in a nutshell:
- We meet at a restaurant. She's downright ugly and yet her pics looked good... - I order a salad that happens to have slices of hard boiled eggs in it. - She start talking about a big pimple on her ass that keeps flaring up..............
That was it.
Worst thing: I randomly bumped into her TWICE after that date. I suspect she was following me around.
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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: koods]
#23809804 - 11/07/16 01:57 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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koods said: Lol what's gotten into you recently? You're bawdy AF.
I honestly wish I could tell you. I think I need to get back on the heroin before things get even worse.
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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: koods]
#23809824 - 11/07/16 02:03 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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koods said: Lol what's gotten into you recently? You're bawdy AF.
I like it. It's hella entertaining.
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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: moonrockmushy]
#23810332 - 11/07/16 05:26 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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i guess you really are High on Spite
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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#23810397 - 11/07/16 05:43 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Oh gawd. So my friend hooked me up with his Gf's sister like a year and a half a go. She was super super flirty over text, anyway we decide to go on a double date for the first date, prolly a bad idea but anyway. I pick her up, she literally hardly talks and gives me one word answers, yet tells me im cute when she first gets in, so I figured maybe she was shy, but this continued throughout the date. We went to the movies (also a bad idea), tried to get touchy with her but she wasnt having it. I dropped her off and just tried to get with it, but she wasnt having that either and told me " im tired, you should probably go home" before i could go inside.
She texts me the next day being flirty again, I just replied "ion fuck with mind games bitch". Lol
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danielx
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sounds like she has Asperger syndrome
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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#23811197 - 11/07/16 09:58 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Seriously_trippin said: Yeah Op I usually don't say this but you were the bad part of that date period. Every date you get will be like that if you can't handle the slightest annoyances.
Honestly that ran through my mind as i was reading the OP
OP seens like he was making it a shitty time from the start and it snowballed
We had this meal planned a few days in advance. It annoys me that when the meal came she only wanted fries. That's super immature and not up to my standards.
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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: Enjoywho]
#23811209 - 11/07/16 10:02 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Enjoywho said:
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Seriously_trippin said: Yeah Op I usually don't say this but you were the bad part of that date period. Every date you get will be like that if you can't handle the slightest annoyances.
Hand on the cheek is a dead giveaway of annoyed or bored.
No it wasn't because she was annoyed/bored. She was being extremely anxious, to a level that I've never seen before. She kept putting her fingertips up to her mouth like she was scared. It was super awkward and I was not the cause of it.
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Fries aren't healthy. Fuck you heres a salad get used to it.
Yea I did it. So what. This girl needs a dominant man.
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I dont have a ton of bad first date stories. There was one where i took this girl to In n Out, bought her a double double meal or whatever. we chatted and all that, then went back to her place and hung out in her bed. i went in for the kiss and we kissed for like 5 seconds. she had a crazy stiff neck, like i was making out with a robot or something. then she told me that none of it felt comfortable to her. I was like cool you wanna cuddle? she was like yeah thats always fine. so we cuddled and watched tv until i passed out. woke up a few hours later and she was still sleeping so i just left. we never contacted each other again.
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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: FruitOfLife]
#23811225 - 11/07/16 10:05 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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FruitOfLife said: Worst date I've ever been on was about a year and a half ago. I met this chick one night but never really talked to her much. She actually got my number through a mutual friend and she text me out of the blue. So we texted back and forth for a bit and I asked her out to dinner since I knew she obviously liked me. So we agreed to meet at a restaurant and ended the conversation.
I show up at the restaurant and get a table and patiently wait for her to show up. Well she ends up showing up with a fucking friend! So now I am blindsided by this friend who didn't even seem like she wanted to be there, gee I wonder why? Throughout dinner they were both almost too much to handle. They both ordered some alfredo dish but complained that it tasted bad and there wasn't enough sauce on it. I tried it and it tasted pretty damn good. But the waitress brings them a decent sized bowl of sauce for them but they still complained it wasn't enough. The poor waitress has to again bring more sauce, but when she gets back with the second portion they quit eating and just asked for to go boxes. I felt so bad for the waitress so I ended up tipping her $20 on a $37 bill for having to deal with those two.
As soon as I signed my bill I got up, said I'd maybe call her sometime, and walked away.
Not to be a dick but she brought her friend because she secretly thought you were a creep or she just got pressured into go so she brougjt a friend for support
But the part where those 2 were being shitty to the waitress was either them being bitchy or them looking for a way out of the "awkwardness"
She got MY number. SHE texted me. I asked her to dinner and she didn't hesitate to accept. I don't how I could have possibly come off as creepy, but maybe you're right.
You sound like a smooth guy FruitOfLife. That girl is out of her mind for bringing her friend. Sucks you had that bad experience
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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: ManianFH] 2
#23811254 - 11/07/16 10:17 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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another weird first date. met a girl randomly on the beach and we decided to go out on a date. so we met a few days later downtown near the same beach. some ladys car had a flat tire so i changed it for her, and the chick saw me doing it and was like OMG youre too nice this isnt going to work... or something
I was like whatever i dont care but we went on the date anyways to a nearby bar. She proceeds to order doubleshots of tequila, and i try and pace with her but stop after like 2. She gets fucking wasted and we start making out in the bar, then she gets in some crazy argument about how im not right for her and leaves out of nowhere. I am pissed off about it party from the tequila and rampage off into the streets. I dont know what she said but it really pissed me off and i picked up the top of a garbage can and threw it into the street. this poor couple happned to see me and got startled so I yelled at them too. sobered up a bit and drove back to the beach where we met, and sure enough she was parked there but i couldnt find her.
so im walking back to my car and there are police all over it. they say someone called about me swerving all over the place and they tracked me down. they breathalyze me and i guess decided it wasnt enough to arrest me or something, but they tell me to take a walk and come back in a few hours. so i go walk around, mind you this is like 2am. I walk like 3 miles then come back around 4am to my car and see her walking back from the beach. She was like WTF and I was like WTF. She said she went swimming in the ocean for the last 3 hours and she was totally drenched. Anyways I started kissing her and we had sex right there. Dated that one for a good 3 years or so.
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Not really awkward so much as weird, but one time I went on a date with a girl and we ended up back at her place. Long story short, she had a Dale Earnhart rebel flag memorial tramp stamp. I finished, but I ignored her after that.
In college I had sex with a girl and as I walked her from my dorm to her car she told me that she really enjoyed it because for the first time she wasn't forced into doing it. I don't know exactly what she meant by it, but at the time it made me feel sad and awkward.
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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23811261 - 11/07/16 10:19 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I would be so uncomfortable to be with a random girl and she was drinking that much, Pris. I like big titties, black, too. Kissing you while driving is stupid as fuck, though. Good choice to not pursue her any more after that
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