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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#23807923 - 11/06/16 07:59 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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LogicaL Chaos said: How come u didnt take her home and go bump in the night?
Probably cuz she was too drunk and prisoner1 wanted to be a gentleman about it, either that or he wasn't looking for a possible rape charge cuz I guess it's illegal now to bang a chick who's been drinking or sum shit....
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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#23807924 - 11/06/16 08:00 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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and change my personality while acting like im hosting my own talk show
See for a little bit I did that but then I was like fuck it. If this person doesn't want to talk to me while I'm acting like ME then I don't want to have anything to do with THEM. It's less of a stupid fucking game that way.
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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: goldcaphunter] 1
#23807973 - 11/06/16 08:18 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Honestly if I were her. I would've said can I get this weight in burger in fries instead. And ate every last one of them to spite you. 
Than made you waste a half hour looking for my car that I obviously knew where it was until I got bored.
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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: goldcaphunter]
#23807977 - 11/06/16 08:20 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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and change my personality while acting like im hosting my own talk show
See for a little bit I did that but then I was like fuck it. If this person doesn't want to talk to me while I'm acting like ME then I don't want to have anything to do with THEM. It's less of a stupid fucking game that way.
Well it always depends on the person and the situation
If its a total stranger i just nod and smile and be nice as i can. If im trying to get to know them ill ask questions and listen to what they say. People always want you to listen to them. Not the other way around.
My goal is to just act how i want and be an asshole to people..but for some reason i just cant be a dick to people unless its overdue.
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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#23808023 - 11/06/16 08:40 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I like to bang first date later
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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#23808047 - 11/06/16 08:49 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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LogicaL Chaos said: How come u didnt take her home and go bump in the night?
you know how they tell you not to stick your dick in crazy.
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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23808052 - 11/06/16 08:51 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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yeah don't bang crazy chicks you'll just be put into unneccesary guilt trips about them later
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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: Konyap]
#23808059 - 11/06/16 08:53 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Konyap said: yeah don't bang crazy chicks you'll just be put into unneccesary guilt trips about them later
lol... guilt trips, that's fucking funny.
girl was trying to play the "I'll slit my wrist" shit in my apartment, I left, I told her I'd be back after she's done.
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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23808063 - 11/06/16 08:55 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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well that and the checking your genitals part
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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: Konyap]
#23808075 - 11/06/16 09:02 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Worst date I've ever been on was about a year and a half ago. I met this chick one night but never really talked to her much. She actually got my number through a mutual friend and she text me out of the blue. So we texted back and forth for a bit and I asked her out to dinner since I knew she obviously liked me. So we agreed to meet at a restaurant and ended the conversation.
I show up at the restaurant and get a table and patiently wait for her to show up. Well she ends up showing up with a fucking friend! So now I am blindsided by this friend who didn't even seem like she wanted to be there, gee I wonder why? Throughout dinner they were both almost too much to handle. They both ordered some alfredo dish but complained that it tasted bad and there wasn't enough sauce on it. I tried it and it tasted pretty damn good. But the waitress brings them a decent sized bowl of sauce for them but they still complained it wasn't enough. The poor waitress has to again bring more sauce, but when she gets back with the second portion they quit eating and just asked for to go boxes. I felt so bad for the waitress so I ended up tipping her $20 on a $37 bill for having to deal with those two.
As soon as I signed my bill I got up, said I'd maybe call her sometime, and walked away.
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Seriously_trippin said: Yeah Op I usually don't say this but you were the bad part of that date period. Every date you get will be like that if you can't handle the slightest annoyances.
Honestly that ran through my mind as i was reading the OP
OP seens like he was making it a shitty time from the start and it snowballed
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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23808091 - 11/06/16 09:06 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Konyap said: yeah don't bang crazy chicks you'll just be put into unneccesary guilt trips about them later
lol... guilt trips, that's fucking funny.
girl was trying to play the "I'll slit my wrist" shit in my apartment, I left, I told her I'd be back after she's done.
I've had girls when I was in high school try and pull that shit. And after I'll never love anyone again. Whatever I'll bet cash money you'll be fucking someone else before me 
Less than a year later since our breakup they were all engaged. 
Stop being so dramatic geez. I have love for all of them and am friends with quite a few.
Someone will love your specific style of crazy but not me. Especially if your a cheater as that seems to be there go to saying. Doubt you were thinking about how much you love me with a dick in your mouth.
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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: FruitOfLife]
#23808093 - 11/06/16 09:07 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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FruitOfLife said: Worst date I've ever been on was about a year and a half ago. I met this chick one night but never really talked to her much. She actually got my number through a mutual friend and she text me out of the blue. So we texted back and forth for a bit and I asked her out to dinner since I knew she obviously liked me. So we agreed to meet at a restaurant and ended the conversation.
I show up at the restaurant and get a table and patiently wait for her to show up. Well she ends up showing up with a fucking friend! So now I am blindsided by this friend who didn't even seem like she wanted to be there, gee I wonder why? Throughout dinner they were both almost too much to handle. They both ordered some alfredo dish but complained that it tasted bad and there wasn't enough sauce on it. I tried it and it tasted pretty damn good. But the waitress brings them a decent sized bowl of sauce for them but they still complained it wasn't enough. The poor waitress has to again bring more sauce, but when she gets back with the second portion they quit eating and just asked for to go boxes. I felt so bad for the waitress so I ended up tipping her $20 on a $37 bill for having to deal with those two.
As soon as I signed my bill I got up, said I'd maybe call her sometime, and walked away.
Not to be a dick but she brought her friend because she secretly thought you were a creep or she just got pressured into go so she brougjt a friend for support
But the part where those 2 were being shitty to the waitress was either them being bitchy or them looking for a way out of the "awkwardness"
-------------------- Something there is mysteriously formed, Existing before Heaven and Earth, Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging, All-pervading, unfailing, I do not know its name; I call it tao. If forced to give it a name, I call it Great (ta). Being great, it flows out; Flowing out means far-reaching; Being far-reaching, it is said to return. It's just a shot away..
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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#23808104 - 11/06/16 09:11 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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FruitOfLife said: Worst date I've ever been on was about a year and a half ago. I met this chick one night but never really talked to her much. She actually got my number through a mutual friend and she text me out of the blue. So we texted back and forth for a bit and I asked her out to dinner since I knew she obviously liked me. So we agreed to meet at a restaurant and ended the conversation.
I show up at the restaurant and get a table and patiently wait for her to show up. Well she ends up showing up with a fucking friend! So now I am blindsided by this friend who didn't even seem like she wanted to be there, gee I wonder why? Throughout dinner they were both almost too much to handle. They both ordered some alfredo dish but complained that it tasted bad and there wasn't enough sauce on it. I tried it and it tasted pretty damn good. But the waitress brings them a decent sized bowl of sauce for them but they still complained it wasn't enough. The poor waitress has to again bring more sauce, but when she gets back with the second portion they quit eating and just asked for to go boxes. I felt so bad for the waitress so I ended up tipping her $20 on a $37 bill for having to deal with those two.
As soon as I signed my bill I got up, said I'd maybe call her sometime, and walked away.
Not to be a dick but she brought her friend because she secretly thought you were a creep or she just got pressured into go so she brougjt a friend for support
But the part where those 2 were being shitty to the waitress was either them being bitchy or them looking for a way out of the "awkwardness"
She got MY number. SHE texted me. I asked her to dinner and she didn't hesitate to accept. I don't how I could have possibly come off as creepy, but maybe you're right.
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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#23808168 - 11/06/16 09:41 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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and change my personality while acting like im hosting my own talk show
See for a little bit I did that but then I was like fuck it. If this person doesn't want to talk to me while I'm acting like ME then I don't want to have anything to do with THEM. It's less of a stupid fucking game that way.
Well it always depends on the person and the situation
If its a total stranger i just nod and smile and be nice as i can. If im trying to get to know them ill ask questions and listen to what they say. People always want you to listen to them. Not the other way around.
My goal is to just act how i want and be an asshole to people..but for some reason i just cant be a dick to people unless its overdue.
Hahaaaa! The ol' smile n' nod overly familiar with that one, I am I feel you on being mean to people. Even if someone is being an ass to me if I don't know them already I usually just ignore it. Sometimes I snap though.
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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: FruitOfLife] 1
#23808210 - 11/06/16 10:07 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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FruitOfLife said: Worst date I've ever been on was about a year and a half ago. I met this chick one night but never really talked to her much. She actually got my number through a mutual friend and she text me out of the blue. So we texted back and forth for a bit and I asked her out to dinner since I knew she obviously liked me. So we agreed to meet at a restaurant and ended the conversation.
I show up at the restaurant and get a table and patiently wait for her to show up. Well she ends up showing up with a fucking friend! So now I am blindsided by this friend who didn't even seem like she wanted to be there, gee I wonder why? Throughout dinner they were both almost too much to handle. They both ordered some alfredo dish but complained that it tasted bad and there wasn't enough sauce on it. I tried it and it tasted pretty damn good. But the waitress brings them a decent sized bowl of sauce for them but they still complained it wasn't enough. The poor waitress has to again bring more sauce, but when she gets back with the second portion they quit eating and just asked for to go boxes. I felt so bad for the waitress so I ended up tipping her $20 on a $37 bill for having to deal with those two.
As soon as I signed my bill I got up, said I'd maybe call her sometime, and walked away.
that's ridiculous, who even asks bowls of sauce??? Sounds liek they were BBW's to the max.
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damn thats one shitty ass date. I hope theres better catches on PlentyOfFish.
I havent had many dates, but one was just awkard. I asked this one asian chick out that i was in A college class with.
she was kinda fat so i wasnt too attracted to her, but i knew she would say yes to a date, and i was lonely 
We go to see Busta Rhymes (i think it was Busta) at a local bar. There was lots of opening groups. It took forever, he was late. She also mentioned this was her first concert and seemed kinda awkard about it. Well, we kinda danced together, and Busta was super late past midnight.
After he came on stage, she was over it, and she descided to leave. And that was the end of the date. 
Pretty lame.
But i like your story better
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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: FruitOfLife]
#23808459 - 11/07/16 01:35 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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FruitOfLife said: Worst date I've ever been on was about a year and a half ago. I met this chick one night but never really talked to her much. She actually got my number through a mutual friend and she text me out of the blue. So we texted back and forth for a bit and I asked her out to dinner since I knew she obviously liked me. So we agreed to meet at a restaurant and ended the conversation.
I show up at the restaurant and get a table and patiently wait for her to show up. Well she ends up showing up with a fucking friend! So now I am blindsided by this friend who didn't even seem like she wanted to be there, gee I wonder why? Throughout dinner they were both almost too much to handle. They both ordered some alfredo dish but complained that it tasted bad and there wasn't enough sauce on it. I tried it and it tasted pretty damn good. But the waitress brings them a decent sized bowl of sauce for them but they still complained it wasn't enough. The poor waitress has to again bring more sauce, but when she gets back with the second portion they quit eating and just asked for to go boxes. I felt so bad for the waitress so I ended up tipping her $20 on a $37 bill for having to deal with those two.
As soon as I signed my bill I got up, said I'd maybe call her sometime, and walked away.
Not to be a dick but she brought her friend because she secretly thought you were a creep or she just got pressured into go so she brougjt a friend for support
But the part where those 2 were being shitty to the waitress was either them being bitchy or them looking for a way out of the "awkwardness"
She got MY number. SHE texted me. I asked her to dinner and she didn't hesitate to accept. I don't how I could have possibly come off as creepy, but maybe you're right.
Well in that case both those bitches suck hard
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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: goldcaphunter]
#23808460 - 11/07/16 01:37 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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goldcaphunter said: Bill_Oreilly said:
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and change my personality while acting like im hosting my own talk show
See for a little bit I did that but then I was like fuck it. If this person doesn't want to talk to me while I'm acting like ME then I don't want to have anything to do with THEM. It's less of a stupid fucking game that way.
Well it always depends on the person and the situation
If its a total stranger i just nod and smile and be nice as i can. If im trying to get to know them ill ask questions and listen to what they say. People always want you to listen to them. Not the other way around.
My goal is to just act how i want and be an asshole to people..but for some reason i just cant be a dick to people unless its overdue.
Hahaaaa! The ol' smile n' nod overly familiar with that one, I am I feel you on being mean to people. Even if someone is being an ass to me if I don't know them already I usually just ignore it. Sometimes I snap though.
-------------------- Something there is mysteriously formed, Existing before Heaven and Earth, Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging, All-pervading, unfailing, I do not know its name; I call it tao. If forced to give it a name, I call it Great (ta). Being great, it flows out; Flowing out means far-reaching; Being far-reaching, it is said to return. It's just a shot away..
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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: Enjoywho]
#23808461 - 11/07/16 01:39 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Konyap said: yeah don't bang crazy chicks you'll just be put into unneccesary guilt trips about them later
lol... guilt trips, that's fucking funny.
girl was trying to play the "I'll slit my wrist" shit in my apartment, I left, I told her I'd be back after she's done.
I've had girls when I was in high school try and pull that shit. And after I'll never love anyone again. Whatever I'll bet cash money you'll be fucking someone else before me 
Less than a year later since our breakup they were all engaged. 
Stop being so dramatic geez. I have love for all of them and am friends with quite a few.
Someone will love your specific style of crazy but not me. Especially if your a cheater as that seems to be there go to saying. Doubt you were thinking about how much you love me with a dick in your mouth. 
I don't know about women but I think about how much I love enjoywho every time some scumbag blows an aids load down my throat for a hit of crack. I'm doing it for you dad.
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