|
akira_akuma
Φύσις κρύπτεσθαι ὕψιστος φιλεῖ


Registered: 08/28/09
Posts: 82,455
Loc: Onypeirophóros
Last seen: 4 years, 1 month
|
|
just get in her face awkwardly laughing, that'll cheer her up...WHY DON'T YOU LAUGH!!
|
Burke Dennings
baby merchant

Registered: 11/29/04
Posts: 81,641
|
|
Lol, I like the part where your date said "not today" to using a fork.
In my bad date story, I'm the bad date. It was ages ago, 2002 I think. My buddy met some girl who lived in Philadelphia, we lived like 90 minutes north. He wanted to take her out, but she insisted on bringing her roommate & insisted that he bring a date for her. My friend told me the situation and I was interested because free trip into the city, some record shopping, a few drinks beforehand, etc. I thought I was taking one for the team, that I'd be hanging out with the undateable, unattractive roommate. After my friend & I spend some time hanging out in Philly we meet these girls, and I'm shocked to find out that my date is actually really attractive and really nice. The big problem is that in preparation for what I assumed to be my shitty date, I show up completely wasted. Like annihilated.
I had spent all day sniffing OxyContin & popping Xanax. I can remember smashing a bottle of rum before we met them- and I don't mean "smashing" in modern parlance, but rather I literally smashed it. For some reason I bought a bottle of rum and was trying to covertly drink it in a clothing store (???) when I nodded off mid-sip and dropped it to the floor where it shattered. That's how weird & wasted I was before showing up for this date. I tried to play it off like I wasn't insanely high, but anyone could tell, and this girl was not impressed. She was nice enough about it, but was totally uninterested, and I don't blame her. I don't even really remember the "date" portion, just a few snippets of the evening. It was a catastrophe though.
To top it all off, I don't think my friend ever went on a second date with the girl he dragged me down there to meet in the first place. High likelihood that I ruined their date too.
|
Tripsurfer
Bring Back Asante!



Registered: 08/01/12
Posts: 7,129
Loc: West of Windward
Last seen: 3 months, 28 days
|
Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: Burke Dennings] 6
#23806680 - 11/06/16 01:46 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
Look man she told you in advance she was awkward in real life. She only wanted fries, and you made her get a burger. First date dont go out for food, go get a drink.
All women forget where they park. You are lucky she actually showed up and didn't drive off because there was no space. Parking is like a real thing for a lot of women
Well at least you got to eat right
-------------------- Ach en wee ben ik de klos, met mijn boog schoot ik een albatros... A philosopher is a person who knows less and less about more and more, until he knows nothing about everything.

|
moonrockmushy
High on Spite



Registered: 07/01/05
Posts: 19,067
|
Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: Tripsurfer]
#23806743 - 11/06/16 02:06 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
I think I fell in love with that girl just reading your story OP. Can I get her number?
One time I met a girl on OK cupid who was an ultra hippie type, so I got baked and went to her house and she sat me down on her couch and started grilling me about if I did any drugs. I downplayed the truth like I normally do and then she got this sour look when I told her I smoked weed. Nice girl otherwise. Apparently her brother was a reefer addict or something.
We went looking for unpasteurized cider because she was into brewing wine and shit, and on the way I ran a red light. I wouldn't have known if she didn't tell me. Felt like a tard and she probably thought it was because I was stoned but really it is because I am super awkward in person as well as online.
|
trees


Registered: 02/08/09
Posts: 9,194
|
Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: moonrockmushy]
#23807135 - 11/06/16 03:32 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
Last girl I dated, while driving, I was running lots of red lights on purpose and she loved it. Works some of the time
--------------------
|
Ezuma
Gontish Wizard



Registered: 12/02/13
Posts: 8,423
Loc: Roke
Last seen: 10 months, 21 days
|
Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: akira_akuma]
#23807142 - 11/06/16 03:35 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
akira_akuma said: sorry but lulz were definitely had at your expense...but wtf why was she so awkward...she just tripped out over nothing.
women can have Aspergers too as it turns out 
or just raging depression who knows, plenty of mentally unhealthy individuals out there
|
akira_akuma
Φύσις κρύπτεσθαι ὕψιστος φιλεῖ


Registered: 08/28/09
Posts: 82,455
Loc: Onypeirophóros
Last seen: 4 years, 1 month
|
Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: Ezuma]
#23807164 - 11/06/16 03:42 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
yeah, but...aren't they supposed to be shunned? i thought that's how you deal with mental health.
|
Ezuma
Gontish Wizard



Registered: 12/02/13
Posts: 8,423
Loc: Roke
Last seen: 10 months, 21 days
|
Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: akira_akuma] 1
#23807170 - 11/06/16 03:43 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
akira_akuma said: yeah, but...aren't they supposed to be shunned? i thought that's how you deal with mental health. 
it worked fine for millennia, no sense changing now
|
Prisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!


Registered: 01/22/03
Posts: 193,665
Loc: Pvt. Pubfag NutSuck
|
|
Quote:
lifeiswhatyoumake said: I want to hear the worst date stories that y'all have experienced.
I've never had a bad date, in order to have a bad one I'd have to have had one
since I've not had one I'll tell you about the last 2 I've been on, same chick on both dates
a lesbian I know has a friend that was having a pretty shitty time, she calls me and asks if I'd take her friend out, I said sure, I have nothing to do. me and the friend text a bit, she sends me a few pics, I send her a few, we agree to go on a date. she's an attractive black woman with huge tits, pretty sure they were real in the texts I ask if she drinks and she's like 'no, maybe a little glass of wine now and then', next day I pick her up and she wants mexican so we hit a little place way out of town where she proceeds to drink like a fish. 2 huge margarita and 3 shots of patron. she's telling me all about her ex husband and how he's a former pro boxer, held a title a few times. she moved here from vegas to get away from him as the story goes. anyway I drop her off and head home. she texts me a couple hours later saying she had a great time and wanted a second date. I'm like OK, I'm a glutton for punishment.
second date rolls around, she's like 'can we get sushi' and I think I like sushi, sure why not... we get to the japanese restaurant and she's like do you mind if I order a beer? I think OK sure, well 1 beer because 2 beers and a bottle of saki before she was finished with the drink order. drinks arrive and she's like 'you arent drinking?' and I say I thought you were drinking for both of us, that was her cue to get a few more shots of patron. she of course ordered the most expensive shit she could find on the menu of the already moderately expensive menu, filet and scallops with a couple of lobster tails because you cant buy a single. apparently all the food went to her tits. so she's knocking them back and getting fucking hammered, didnt even touch her food which I got boxed and ate the next day. and on the way to take her home she's rubbing my cock and trying to kiss me while I'm driving. I get her home and high tail it out of there
next day she texts me and starts telling me she wants to take me on a picnic and that she's going to make it extra special, she sent several texts that I didnt bother to respond to including flat out saying she was going to fuck me stupid. I still didnt respond. about 3 months later she texts me out of the blue and asks if I'd be interested in that 3rd date. I politely declined and she dropped it after saying "so it's gonna be like that"
|
moonrockmushy
High on Spite



Registered: 07/01/05
Posts: 19,067
|
Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23807394 - 11/06/16 05:05 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
I probably would have put a ring on that skank, but I'm not half the man you used to be so I can understand you hesitance.
|
Prisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!


Registered: 01/22/03
Posts: 193,665
Loc: Pvt. Pubfag NutSuck
|
Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: moonrockmushy]
#23807404 - 11/06/16 05:07 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
moonrockmushy said: I probably would have put a ring on that skank, but I'm not half the man you used to be so I can understand you hesitance.
what do you mean 'used to be'
BTW. this was only about a year ago
|
mt cleverest
clevendafodil

Registered: 08/19/12
Posts: 2,348
|
Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: Tripsurfer]
#23807451 - 11/06/16 05:21 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Tripsurfer said: Look man she told you in advance she was awkward in real life. She only wanted fries, and you made her get a burger. First date dont go out for food, go get a drink.
|
hostileuniverse
Stranger



Registered: 05/14/15
Posts: 8,602
Loc: 'Merica
Last seen: 6 years, 7 months
|
Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: Prisoner#1] 2
#23807484 - 11/06/16 05:29 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:
moonrockmushy said: I probably would have put a ring on that skank, but I'm not half the man you used to be so I can understand you hesitance.
what do you mean 'used to be'
BTW. this was only about a year ago
A year is a long time when you're only 12
|
Sophistic Radiance
Free sVs!



Registered: 07/11/06
Posts: 43,135
Loc: Center of the Universe
|
|
Just the one time I dated that chick who only had pictures taken through Snapchat filters on her OKC profile. Never again.
As if that wasn't bad enough, the date itself was awkward AF, and she just dipped after we got lunch. I spent more time driving out to see her than I did with her.
-------------------- Enlil said: You really are the worst kind of person.
Edited by Sophistic Radiance (11/06/16 05:58 PM)
|
LogicaL Chaos
Ascension Energy & Alien UFOs




Registered: 05/12/07
Posts: 69,360
Loc: The Inexpressible...
Last seen: 2 hours, 49 minutes
|
Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23807734 - 11/06/16 06:41 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
How come u didnt take her home and go bump in the night?
-------------------- "What you must understand is that your physical dimension affects everyone in the higher dimensions as well. All things are interconnected. All things are One. Therefore, if one dimension is broken or out of balance, then all other dimensions will experience repercussions." - Pleiadian Prophecy 2020 The New Golden Age by James Carwin PROJECT BLUE BOOK ANALYSIS! (312 pages!) | Psychedelics & UFOs | Ready to Contact UFOs? | The Source on Mushrooms | Trippy Gematrix | Dj TeknoLogical | Fentanyl Test Kits R.I.P. Big Worm || The Start of the Ascension Process was 2020. Welcome to the Next Great Era of Earth 🌎🌍🌏
  Oregon Eclipse Festival 2017 :: Aug 19th - 21st :: Pure Paradise   Very Effective LSA Extraction Tek | 💧 Advanced Cold Water LSA Extraction Method 💧 |  Mescajuana - Mescaline with Marijuana | DMT Dab Bongs | UFO Technology! Shpongle
     
|
Enjoywho
Rags to Bitches



Registered: 07/06/09
Posts: 20,880
Last seen: 2 years, 6 months
|
Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: goldcaphunter]
#23807884 - 11/06/16 07:42 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
Girl just wanted fries. Why are you surprised she just starts messing with the burger. I'd be annoyed if I just said I wanted fries and they get me a burger as well. The fuck bitch slap a bitch for less than that.
-------------------- "I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks "The road to hell is paved with good intentions." "In the days of kings and queens I was a jester." "And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies "Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"
|
Bill_Oreilly
ANIMALS (the RAINBOW SERPENT)


Registered: 11/12/11
Posts: 26,370
Loc: Boston
|
|
Quote:
The Cheshire Cat said: Was about to start crying over how she couldn't find her car?
Wow!
I must say it fascinates me how some people aren't cool under pressure these days. I almost never get anxious, unless that anxiousness is drug induced or one of those times I get horrible insomnia.
I recommend she get a glass of wine next time you go out to eat with her because she sounds anxious and mildly insecure(not giving eye contact).
Also how about you only take a single vehicle, it helps with parking, allows you to get to talk more and it saves money on gas mileage.
See i have come to learn how different everyone sees the world. I literally have to be versatile and change my personality while acting like im hosting my own talk show.
If i dont work people that way..there tends to be lots of awkward moments. Its just amazing how different people see reality.
For instance...1 man will walk into a town hall and act as "i am entering a government property so i better dress well and be polite as possible"
Then another guy will walk in with the attitude "my taxes pay for this place. I dont need to be nice to anyone and cant act as i please in this building"
-------------------- Something there is mysteriously formed, Existing before Heaven and Earth, Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging, All-pervading, unfailing, I do not know its name; I call it tao. If forced to give it a name, I call it Great (ta). Being great, it flows out; Flowing out means far-reaching; Being far-reaching, it is said to return. It's just a shot away..
|
Seriously_trippin
Cosmic Guru Ganesh



Registered: 07/12/13
Posts: 14,473
Last seen: 2 hours, 14 minutes
|
Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: Enjoywho] 2
#23807906 - 11/06/16 07:51 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
Yeah Op I usually don't say this but you were the bad part of that date period. Every date you get will be like that if you can't handle the slightest annoyances.
-------------------- R.I.P Zombi3, Blue Helix Modest Mouse Zappa Slothie That Kid With The face ShLong Le Canard split_by_nine & Big Worm Forever Etched in the sands of time in the shroomery and ever so beloved and deeply missed by many
|
Enjoywho
Rags to Bitches



Registered: 07/06/09
Posts: 20,880
Last seen: 2 years, 6 months
|
Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#23807914 - 11/06/16 07:54 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Bill_Oreilly said:
Quote:
The Cheshire Cat said: Was about to start crying over how she couldn't find her car?
Wow!
I must say it fascinates me how some people aren't cool under pressure these days. I almost never get anxious, unless that anxiousness is drug induced or one of those times I get horrible insomnia.
I recommend she get a glass of wine next time you go out to eat with her because she sounds anxious and mildly insecure(not giving eye contact).
Also how about you only take a single vehicle, it helps with parking, allows you to get to talk more and it saves money on gas mileage.
See i have come to learn how different everyone sees the world. I literally have to be versatile and change my personality while acting like im hosting my own talk show.
If i dont work people that way..there tends to be lots of awkward moments. Its just amazing how different people see reality.
For instance...1 man will walk into a town hall and act as "i am entering a government property so i better dress well and be polite as possible"
Then another guy will walk in with the attitude "my taxes pay for this place. I dont need to be nice to anyone and cant act as i please in this building"
That's a good way to look at it. I always sort of feel like I'm hosting unless I'm at another person's house. I'll adapt to make other people feel comfortable. My little sister for years didn't order herself. No idea why so she'd tell me and I'd get it for her.
She'd say fries. Ok
Here's a chicken sandwich.
-------------------- "I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks "The road to hell is paved with good intentions." "In the days of kings and queens I was a jester." "And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies "Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"
|
Enjoywho
Rags to Bitches



Registered: 07/06/09
Posts: 20,880
Last seen: 2 years, 6 months
|
|
Quote:
Seriously_trippin said: Yeah Op I usually don't say this but you were the bad part of that date period. Every date you get will be like that if you can't handle the slightest annoyances.
Hand on the cheek is a dead giveaway of annoyed or bored. I do it all the time. Fries aren't healthy. Fuck you heres a salad get used to it.
Fuck that if I want to eat a lb of fries to myself I God damn will. Especially on a first date. Op no wonder your single.
You immediately called what she wanted to eat out and she probably shut down. Even if socially awkward I'm sure she orders her own food all the time. But didn't have the balls to say anything.
Than you had to spend an extra 10 minutes glorifying your meal. Lord forbid you talk to each other. The best part of the meal is the talk afterward. I like to do crossword puzzles with them. That was all you bro.
-------------------- "I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks "The road to hell is paved with good intentions." "In the days of kings and queens I was a jester." "And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies "Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"
Edited by Enjoywho (11/06/16 08:02 PM)
|
|