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Just had the worst date of my life * 6
    #23804788 - 11/05/16 09:07 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Yo yo what's good?!

I have a funny story.  It's the most horrible date I've had of my life.

So I found this girl on OkCupid and we exchanged numbers and pictures and we were texting and calling for two weeks.  It was really good. We got along great and she's funny.  She gave good, witty responses to me.  She's cute, too.
She warns me that she's awkward in person.  I'm like "okay."

So we finally meet tonight.
I give her the address of a restaurant and tell her to meet me there.
There was no parking lot for the restaurant, so we had to park on the side of a road in the area. 
It was super crowded so parking was hard to find.
I finally find a parking spot and walk to the restaurant and make it there on time.
She is 25 minutes late to the restaurant because she couldn't find parking.

We sit down (it's a nice restaurant) and she says she just wants to eat fries.
I'm like, "ummm okay.  That's not nutricious at all, but you do you."
I convince her to get a hamburger to go with the fries.
I get some bomb jambalaya.

During the meal she barely makes any eye contact.
She had her fingers up to her mouth most of the time, and a hand on her cheek often. 
She wouldn't respond to the waiter.  She wouldn't even look at her.  I had to basically order for her.  :wellidunno:

We get our food and I start eating. 
She eats her fries first.
I finish my whole jambalaya and it was amazing.  :nyan:
After I'm done with my head she hadn't touched anything but her fries.
She starts cutting her tomato with one hand using a knife. 
I'm like "why don't you use a fork to help you cut?"
She says "not today."

She then starts using one hand with a knife to cut her burger and she eats about 1/10 of it before I get impatient because I've been done with my meal for almost ten minutes already.

So we leave and I tell her I will walk her to her car.
So we start walking annnnnnnnd it ends up that she forgot where she parked  :facepalm:

We walk around for a long time and she keeps saying "I think this road."  Then shortly after, "I don't know where we are."
By this point I was pretty annoyed and she kept saying she was about to cry.  I say "don't cry, it won't help find your car."

Finally, after about 45 minutes, we find her car.  She drives me to my car and then we go to our respective pads.

uggggg.
She also said "I hate myself" about five times tonight.
So glad to be done with that date.


I want to hear the worst date stories that y'all have experienced.


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake] * 1
    #23804817 - 11/05/16 09:16 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I don't have a bad dating story really, though I remember one time I was asked to a movie with a chick I had been fooling around with a bit. We were in one of the very front rows and I just went to put my arm around her and she leaned away and was like "Whoa what are you doing!?" I was hella embarrassed. I remember how red my face was, and thinking to myself "How many people just saw that?" That chick was weird. She wanted the D and I wanted to date her. That's really about as far as that went. She was sitting on my lap later. :lol: crazy bitch.

Anyway are you gonna see this chick again? You make it sound bad but I feel like maybe she was just really uncomfortable. If you see her again, maybe take her somewhere more private.


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #23804820 - 11/05/16 09:17 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Almost feel bad for her lol. Better luck on the next one


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #23804827 - 11/05/16 09:19 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Did you two exchange pictures prior to meeting?


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: shadyy]
    #23804839 - 11/05/16 09:21 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

sorry but lulz were definitely had at your expense...but wtf why was she so awkward...she just tripped out over nothing.


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: shadyy]
    #23804840 - 11/05/16 09:21 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

kind of sounds like she got suddenly depressed and went completely "to the dark side"


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake] * 7
    #23804844 - 11/05/16 09:22 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Went on a blind date for the fuck of it.  We met outside of a pizza shop and talked for a bit.  During the conversation she brought up just getting cheated on after 3 year relationship and teared up a bit(red flag #1)

I say hey that's life, his loss?

We make it to the restaurant for dinner.  She is really nice, she's very attractive too but she starts talking about love and how her parents are so in love, more than anyone else she knows.  She tells me her parents openly speak about sex at breakfast and how they told her growing up talking about their sex with her is good for her. (Red Flag #2)  At this point, other tables are noticeably listening in as I stare this woman in the eye as she tells our corner of the restaurant about her parents banging and everlasting love.  I just listen and eat while others seem embaressed for her.

We get ice cream and I walk her home pretty much counting down the time till I can get away from this nut.  As we approach her parking lot she says out loud "Now you're not gonna rape me now right!?"  There were men smoking cigs in the darkness, they instantly dart their eyes at me.  I now look like a soon to be sex offender to a group of young men.  I tell her "No, just get you inside and I'll be on my way."  She says she misses her ex and is sorry about the night she isn't ready to be with anyone.  I agree.  I ran home and got wasted.

This was the worst date of my life.


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #23804850 - 11/05/16 09:24 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

XLCaps said:
I don't have a bad dating story really, though I remember one time I was asked to a movie with a chick I had been fooling around with a bit. We were in one of the very front rows and I just went to put my arm around her and she leaned away and was like "Whoa what are you doing!?" I was hella embarrassed. I remember how red my face was, and thinking to myself "How many people just saw that?" That chick was weird. She wanted the D and I wanted to date her. That's really about as far as that went. She was sitting on my lap later. :lol: crazy bitch.

Anyway are you gonna see this chick again? You make it sound bad but I feel like maybe she was just really uncomfortable. If you see her again, maybe take her somewhere more private.






hahaha what are you doing putting your arm around me???  That's great.  I've never heard a girl complain about that, at least ones that I have dated.

I don't know if I'm going to see her again.  She was soooo anxious.  It made me uncomfortable sometimes.

If she texts me I might just give short responses to see if she'll respond and who knows what will happen.

We definitely have a connection, but she is just sooooo awkward.  She says she doesn't listen to music.  She only listens to Shakespeare and replays all of them again and again and again.


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #23804858 - 11/05/16 09:26 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

that would be super awkward op and I feel sympathy for you but honestly to me it sounds like she was feeling extremely shitty and I kind of feel bad for her as well


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: weirdguy32] * 1
    #23804867 - 11/05/16 09:28 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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She only listens to Shakespeare and replays all of them again and again and again.




she's obviously a keeper. i mean...who doesn't loop recordings over and over and over again. :uhoh:


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #23804892 - 11/05/16 09:35 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah that chick was weird.

Awkward isn't too bad, I was going to say something about how empathetic people with anxiety are(in fact I feel like it's part of the problem for some people) but the music thing.. that is exceptionally weird. And the fact that she just replays the Shakespeare like crazy. I was gonna try to convince you to give her another shot but now it's up to you :lol:

I remember reading this thing that said our vocal chords developed for song first because linguistics requires a complex vocal system. If you think about birds for instance, which are intelligent and some species can be taught to speak. The short of it is - we sung long before we spoke, so it's really fucking weird for a person to not be into music. it is inherent to what it is to be human. I think she is just overwhelmed by the choices, the decisions. I'm pretty confident of that assessment, and that just means she needs someone to hold her hand everywhere.


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: larry.fisherman] * 9
    #23804904 - 11/05/16 09:40 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Sounds like some serious anxiety disorder
Or she really was feeling creeped out

My worst date was a double blind with my buddy jerry. Jerry is black and stays true to the stereotype of liking thick white women which i didnt know til after the date.
Basically we get to the movies and are looking for the girls and jerry finally goes "over there!" and points at the DDR machine where two very large women are stomping the beat something fierce. In my headi know im in for some shit but after i meet them one of the bitches asks me to pay for her ticket and i straight up told her no. I was really just along to support jerry. Anyway the movie is good but the chicks keep trying to grab our hands and both jerry and I are fucking not having it.

Afterwards im ready to bolt but the larger one (jerrys date) decides she wants fuckin quaker steak and her friend of course agrees. Jerry never turns down food so he pulls me in to it. So we are sitting there and both of the girls are sweating something fierce - i could see pit stains starting to appear and the one who was my date fucking wreaked. So im doing my best to be polite and ignore the smell and both of these girls are acting horny as all hell.

Theyre turning everything into a sex reference and trying to get openly get us to agree to bang them and talking about switching partners and shit - basically ignoring all social cues and borderline harrassing us. We keep trying to change the subject but we were stuck there for an hour and a half because of course they order desert :facepalm:

Anyway we are walking them out (after my date tries to get me to pay AGAIN) and they are rapid firing the sex references desperately in an attempt to possibly land one on jerry who seemed to be the one most willing to crack. Luckily, we got out of it unscathed.

I later ask jerry where he heard about them and he said he met them playing yu-gi-oh online or some shit, and that they used fake pictures (i think he made this up).
Either way i never went on a blind with jerry again, that motherfucker


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23804921 - 11/05/16 09:45 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

yep. a lot of what op described the girl said and did reminds me of the time I was fishing with my buddy. we were out in a boat and I just suddenly felt like wanting to die and got super depressed and anxious on a dime. Made for a super awkward rest of the fishing trip. I literally felt so out of sorts that I couldn't hold my fishing rod or any kind of smile and I just zoned out and sat there spaced out


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake] * 1
    #23804926 - 11/05/16 09:47 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Was she skinny and hot?

If so, send her my way, I like to woo the strange ones.:imslow:

Sorry for your poor date, there will be more.


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: weirdguy32]
    #23804927 - 11/05/16 09:47 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

maybe she was hallucinating you as a scary clown? that'd be awkward.



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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: Lucis]
    #23804946 - 11/05/16 09:57 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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maybe she was hallucinating you as a scary clown? that'd be awkward.








It's so weird you say that!
The restaurant had the strangest posters on the walls of people wearing make up who were kind of looking like clowns.   




Quote:

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Was she skinny and hot?

If so, send her my way, I like to woo the strange ones.:imslow:

Sorry for your poor date, there will be more.





She's not skinny.  She is curvy.
I've already wooed her via text and phone calls leading up to this date. 
I'm just in shock still at how awkward the date was.
We definitely get along, but forgetting where you park so badly is a red flag to me.


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #23804957 - 11/05/16 10:02 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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It's so weird you say that!
The restaurant had the strangest posters on the walls of people wearing make up who were kind of looking like clowns.   





dude, i know clowns...they'll fuck your mind right up man! i know that the clowns probably tripped her up, when she saw them...maybe she really does have hallucinations? :lol: i hope not.


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake] * 3
    #23804978 - 11/05/16 10:12 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

What is that a red flag for? Forgetfulness?


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: akira_akuma]
    #23804984 - 11/05/16 10:13 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I've been done for 10 minutes bitch!  Dude I once stayed in a restraunt for four hours talking to a woman . I wasn't even hungry . Then again I really liked that chick and vise versa and she was engaging but impatient isn't a good quality.

Once an ex of mine picked the movie deadpool and then sat there not laughing at all when me and our friends were laughing. The movie was awesome and she fuckin ruined it for me,she picked it and I paid for it too.


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Re: Just had the worst date of my life [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #23804990 - 11/05/16 10:14 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Was about to start crying over how she couldn't find her car?

Wow!

I must say it fascinates me how some people aren't cool under pressure these days.
I almost never get anxious, unless that anxiousness is drug induced or one of those times I get horrible insomnia.

I recommend she get a glass of wine next time you go out to eat with her because she sounds anxious and mildly insecure(not giving eye contact).

Also how about you only take a single vehicle, it helps with parking, allows you to get to talk more and it saves money on gas mileage.


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