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Offlinesanchothestoner
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    #23804605 - 11/05/16 08:01 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

sup fools?

how's yer november going?

i just got dabbed out by my friend who got a dui.  pretty stupid of him, but friends gotta be there to support him.  and a lot of "friends" don't even care.  but they're some of the shittiest people i've ever met.


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Re: lnc [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23804616 - 11/05/16 08:04 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Did he accident all over the road or just get pulled over and caught?

Good evening to you fine sir btw


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Re: lnc [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23804698 - 11/05/16 08:37 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

no he got pulled over for speeding, even though there was a car that was speeding a lot more than him.

he's an alcoholic though.  so he was fine, but cops don't care.  he got stranded though and his "friends" wouldn't go pick him up, one hour away.  some friend was a homie though and got him.  so fucked up of those people cause he would always be there for them and when he needs help, they ignore him.


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Re: lnc [Re: sanchothestoner] * 1
    #23804720 - 11/05/16 08:46 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah my DUI my "friend" invited me over fed me a fuckton of vodka and then announced that his mom was coming home and kicked me out, which I thought it was an all night party.

He also asked if I could take the bags of empties and since I am a gentleman I obliged.  So when I crashed into the phonepole the bags exploded and sent like 100 beer cans into the car, which just cracks me up the cops finding me in the road with my car axle split windows gone empties a foot deep trying to act sober :facepalm: that night made me the man I am today.  Was barely a boy of 18.


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Re: lnc [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23804731 - 11/05/16 08:48 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

damn that sucks.  this cat is 24.  tbh, i knew it was gonna happen eventually.  he's russian, so he drinks a fuckton.


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Re: lnc [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23804738 - 11/05/16 08:50 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

:shrug: all part of growing up for people like me.  The good thing is I only got one, and that was 13 years ago if my math is on.  I took a state mandated class that taught me to drive drunk properly.


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Re: lnc [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23804825 - 11/05/16 09:19 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: lnc [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23804848 - 11/05/16 09:23 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I'm currently fighting a dui. They claimed I was stoned because my eyes were red.

:facepalm:


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Re: lnc [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace] * 1
    #23804856 - 11/05/16 09:25 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Fight that shit to the bone if they got no booze on you.  I will donate for a lawyer if you set up a crowdfund, should you need it and provide is some proof in private.  That is preposterous.


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Re: lnc [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23804866 - 11/05/16 09:28 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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moonrockmushy said:
Fight that shit to the bone if they got no booze on you.  I will donate for a lawyer if you set up a crowdfund, should you need it and provide is some proof in private.  That is preposterous.




Agreed


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Re: lnc [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23804878 - 11/05/16 09:31 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

They got a warrant for my blood and took me to the hospital. It was bullshit. Just a fucked up situation.

They're trying to give me 6 months in jail for it.

My court appointed is pretty confident,  he said the whole situation was sketchy. But no one really wins cases in this town


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Re: lnc [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #23804898 - 11/05/16 09:37 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Damn 6 months for a dui. Thats a phat sentence.


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Re: lnc [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23804903 - 11/05/16 09:40 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Howdy y'all

Relaxing after a exercise and the best sleep ever:tripping:

Woke up, bout got into a fist fight with my eldest brother who's 27, broke, out of work and he was terrorizing my mom who's home alone by slamming shit and yelling at her
This is the same guy who killed his own dog by stupidity in January and has had 3 duis

I should beat his ass, I've lost all respect  for that person called my brother
He's 27 alone,  drunk neurotic egomaniac while taking out his unhappiness and anger out on every thing around hhim

He'll end up alone and unhappy if he never grows up, and I've lost hope he will


Can't wait b to move out next year just saving 10-20g before I leave to be on good footing


Sorry for the rant ,      a few of my family  members just selfish people








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Re: lnc [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23805042 - 11/05/16 10:35 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Chillin Chillin :whatyougonnado:

Yo dz u should dose ur bro with sum mushrooms or lsd or something..

I'd probably try to talk to him tell him what was going on with him n shit if he were my bro, cuz I know fighting just makes things worse.. Can't let emotions get the best of u.,


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Re: lnc [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #23805100 - 11/05/16 11:06 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

ThatKidWithTheFace said:
I'm currently fighting a dui. They claimed I was stoned because my eyes were red.

:facepalm:




best thing to do is plead guilty and say you have a drinking problem and that you need help.


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But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
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Re: lnc [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23805113 - 11/05/16 11:14 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

sanchothestoner said:
Quote:

ThatKidWithTheFace said:
I'm currently fighting a dui. They claimed I was stoned because my eyes were red.

:facepalm:




best thing to do is plead guilty and say you have a drinking problem and that you need help.





qft


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Re: lnc [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
    #23805121 - 11/05/16 11:23 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I got done Tuesday. RBT blew 0.065. 1st offence so $400 fine and 4 demerit points.


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Re: lnc [Re: Skids67] * 2
    #23805169 - 11/05/16 11:52 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Hit the bar solo to see if there was any excitement and ran into some old High School friends then we went to another bar and got some more peeps in our crew before going to a third bar my dad and some family friends were at to play pool & all mingled together and had a lot of fun

Decent night altogether


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Re: lnc [Re: Sheekle] * 2
    #23805179 - 11/06/16 12:01 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I refuse to plead guilty. They could've got me 1000 times, but they're gonna throw me in jail when I'm sober? Fuck that


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[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote]
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Re: lnc [Re: sanchothestoner] * 1
    #23805197 - 11/06/16 12:24 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I'm up wrapping presents for my son because it's his second birthday tomorrow.  It's a crazy thing, wrapping presents.  Normally my girl does it all for birthdays & Xmas, but somehow we overlooked it today & I remembered like right as she was going to bed, so it's my job now.  And how am I 35 & can't wrap a present properly?  Seriously, I'd be embarrassed giving these gifts to an adult.  It's like 10 things in total, none of them particularly big, and I've somehow gone through nearly 2 whole rolls of wrapping paper, and most of a roll of tape.  I started playing music when I began, and I'm somehow on the third album (I have been taking frustration breaks though).  When I finish this, I gotta clean some stuff in the kitchen & fold laundry.  This is my Saturday night.  :drgonz:


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Re: lnc [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #23805204 - 11/06/16 12:34 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

woman and kids, aint that shit great?


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Re: lnc [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #23805207 - 11/06/16 12:35 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

:haha:

Jk that doesn't sound that bad honestly..


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Re: lnc [Re: rackem]
    #23805213 - 11/06/16 12:41 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I am done.  I literally just slapped wrapping paper scraps onto that Mr. Potatohead like "fuck it I'm not gonna kill myself wrapping something that's gonna get ripped to shreds in a nanosecond anyway".  I must be retarded or whatever.  The dishwasher awaits.


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Re: lnc [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #23805228 - 11/06/16 12:53 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

i dont blame ya man.. i dont think kids ever remember the wrapping paper.


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Re: lnc [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #23805453 - 11/06/16 06:22 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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I'm up wrapping presents for my son because it's his second birthday tomorrow.  It's a crazy thing, wrapping presents.  Normally my girl does it all for birthdays & Xmas, but somehow we overlooked it today & I remembered like right as she was going to bed, so it's my job now.  And how am I 35 & can't wrap a present properly?  Seriously, I'd be embarrassed giving these gifts to an adult.  It's like 10 things in total, none of them particularly big, and I've somehow gone through nearly 2 whole rolls of wrapping paper, and most of a roll of tape.  I started playing music when I began, and I'm somehow on the third album (I have been taking frustration breaks though).  When I finish this, I gotta clean some stuff in the kitchen & fold laundry.  This is my Saturday night.  :drgonz:




Man you're a great dad giving your kid two birthdays.  My parents only allowed me one per year.


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Re: lnc [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #23805670 - 11/06/16 08:19 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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I refuse to plead guilty. They could've got me 1000 times, but they're gonna throw me in jail when I'm sober? Fuck that




wait you got a dui while sober??? i'm so confused.. text me bout it, man.  i could def help you out.  i know a lot of shit when it comes to stuff like this.  i always had to be prepared :lol:


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