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Re: This is a holy day [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23803513 - 11/05/16 02:14 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I serve the Holy One


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Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!!
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Re: This is a holy day [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23803849 - 11/05/16 04:24 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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CookieCrumbs said:
OP with all due respect (and very honest respect, I do think you are a good person and I like you) you seem highly unstable. And I get it, I get being happy to be your crazy self, and I respect that as well, but I'm a bit concerned for you and your actions and the people around you. Imbalance never comes without consequences. Do you think the "crazy happenings" around you could be a result of the positions you're putting yourself in? Or a manifestation of your highly erratic energy? Or perhaps even just a strange perception?

I'm not accusing or suggesting you take meds or even talk to a doctor, I don't think you're violently destructively unstable. Just wanted to give you something to think about. I could drill you on how your lifes going to perhaps give reasons and examples behind my concern but I won't because it's not my business and I know you probably wouldn't want to here. I just want you to think. Thinking is good. Most of the time.





Right on, I am unstable in a lot of ways, I become as I am and tour through the rhyme. This is a holy day. Maybe if someone could get me in contact with Mila Kunis we would be able to figure all this out :smirk:

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Re: This is a holy day [Re: Rhizohunter]
    #23803861 - 11/05/16 04:30 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Just don't go stalking any celebrities buddy.  They take that pretty seriously since the whole John Lennon thing.

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Re: This is a holy day [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23804024 - 11/05/16 05:19 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Just don't go stalking any celebrities buddy.  They take that pretty seriously since the whole John Lennon thing.





lol, celebrity's are gonna come to me. How could the world not see me?

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Re: This is a holy day [Re: Rhizohunter]
    #23804245 - 11/05/16 06:17 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I hate to state the obvious OP but I don't think you're the messiah

Best of luck getting a handle on whatever it is your mind is doing to you, I sincerely hope it fixes itself

:sunny:


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Re: This is a holy day [Re: Rhizohunter]
    #23804251 - 11/05/16 06:20 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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moonrockmushy said:
Just don't go stalking any celebrities buddy.  They take that pretty seriously since the whole John Lennon thing.





lol, celebrity's are gonna come to me. How could the world not see me?








:hamletmonkey:

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Re: This is a holy day [Re: Rhizohunter]
    #23804265 - 11/05/16 06:24 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Why  are you ignoring me ? I have asked you many times for some teaching and you are ignoring me. That is hurtful and wrong.

If you are the messiah you should not ignore people who ask you for teaching. 

Come in here and say you are Jesus and then ignore my posts directed at you?

That's not right man :sad:


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Re: This is a holy day [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23804284 - 11/05/16 06:29 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I don't have the scribd app but the 3 pages I could read were so self incriminating and childish that this has got to be trolling

In that case it is pretty entertaining so I guess congrats to the OP?


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my mother said, to get things done, you'd better not mess with Major Tom...whose status is the baddest, everytime 'they' bless the apparatus

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Re: This is a holy day [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23804308 - 11/05/16 06:37 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Why  are you ignoring me ? I have asked you many times for some teaching and you are ignoring me. That is hurtful and wrong.

If you are the messiah you should not ignore people who ask you for teaching. 

Come in here and say you are Jesus and then ignore my posts directed at you?

That's not right man :sad:




He has given me many.  Maybe they are just going over your head.

:namaste:

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Re: This is a holy day [Re: Rhizohunter]
    #23804315 - 11/05/16 06:39 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Wish you the best on your journey

Just dont take things to hard when you hit a profound realization of a new kind.

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Re: This is a holy day [Re: Mental Taco] * 1
    #23804373 - 11/05/16 06:52 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Wish you the best on your journey

Just dont take things to hard when you hit a profound realization of a new kind.




The most interesting thing about this is actually Mila Kunis, lol. If she wants to pull the plug she can, but me and her are kinda connected

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Re: This is a holy day [Re: Rhizohunter]
    #23804380 - 11/05/16 06:54 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

:lol: I saw her first bro.  She's all mine.

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Re: This is a holy day [Re: Rhizohunter]
    #23804385 - 11/05/16 06:54 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Damn Jesus you are cold as ice :sad:


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Re: This is a holy day [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23804418 - 11/05/16 07:03 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

It actually started from a moment on the television. I had an image in my mind of Mila Kunis saying "enjoy the show" and that image connected with those words very Powerfully.

The truth


OH BOY OH BOY, Mila is gonna love this one!


if it harms her than it is done

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Re: This is a holy day [Re: Rhizohunter]
    #23804491 - 11/05/16 07:23 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Rhizohunter said:
It actually started from a moment on the television. I had an image in my mind of Mila Kunis saying "enjoy the show" and that image connected with those words very Powerfully.

The truth


OH BOY OH BOY, Mila is gonna love this one!


if it harms her than it is done





This is why I would never want to be famous  :cookiemonster:

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Re: This is a holy day [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23804505 - 11/05/16 07:26 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Quote:

Rhizohunter said:
It actually started from a moment on the television. I had an image in my mind of Mila Kunis saying "enjoy the show" and that image connected with those words very Powerfully.

The truth


OH BOY OH BOY, Mila is gonna love this one!


if it harms her than it is done





This is why I would never want to be famous  :cookiemonster:






There are things happening actually, like right now, y0u'll see soon.

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Re: This is a holy day [Re: Rhizohunter]
    #23804508 - 11/05/16 07:26 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

If you kill Mila Kunis I will find you


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Re: This is a holy day [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #23804513 - 11/05/16 07:27 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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If you kill Mila Kunis I will find you






man, you trippin

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Re: This is a holy day [Re: Rhizohunter]
    #23804597 - 11/05/16 07:57 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Ive got sum info about the universe which may save mankind but i will reveal it to yall when the time is right, cuz yall aint ready for it yet. Ur conciousness is not matured enough. All in time folks. U must be patient.


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Re: This is a holy day [Re: zZZz] * 2
    #23804761 - 11/05/16 09:00 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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when I did some training and some of the residents told me they had this client who believed he was Jesus Christ, who ripped bed sheets off and draped himself in white and all this stuff, I went,”Ouuhhhh!”



I did something simple. I went out and got a carpenter’s belt, and one big 4 by 6 and another big 4 by 4 and a whole stack of four-penny nails. Those are suckers about a foot long. And I got a tool belt with a five-pound mallet.



I went in. The guy lay in his bed. I took my tape measure and measured him the long way. I took his arms and pulled them out to his side. I made an X on both his hands with the little chalk things. He looked at me. I put the big 4 by 4 on the 4 by 6 on the floor, yanked out my big mallet, and started whacking it together. Whacckkk.l



He leaned forward and asked, “what are you doing?” I looked up and said, “You’re Jesus Christ, aren’t you?” He asked, “why do you want to know?” I said, “Oh, nothing.” Whaaaccckk.! I took a couple of those nails and put one on one end table and one on the other, looked at his hands, and drooled a little out of the comer of my mouth. I looked at him and said, ”I’m Jewish! Easter is on its way. In fact, it will be Good Friday tomorrow. Ha Ha Ha.” The guy said, “wait a minute here! I’m schizophrenic! This is just a mental disorder.” I yelled, “They always say that’ That’s when they beep the doctor and shout, “I’m cured, I’m cured! Get me out of here” Selling cars would be a lot easier.



When they talk about schizophrenia they always say that schizophrenics went out of touch with reality. Then they try to put them in touch with reality. As a physicist I knew that we can’t find “reality.” I figured to make whatever they believed real. If patients believe the CIA chases them, call the CIA to come over to chase them. For me that’s true.




-Richard Bandler, on curing a schizophrenic Jesus.


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1)Combo of oral DMT + smoked Bufotenine
2)Amanita (urine drank twice)
3)Mushrooms > Achuma 16"+cid(still need higher dose Achuma)> Cid (still need high dose)
4)Morning Glory-HBWR (+cumin, cinnamon aldehyde adducts) > Methyl chavicol (need more activators)
5)Salvia (need to try quid)


All readable matter in the above post is ficticious... any similarities to real life are purely coincidental.

Blessing.

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