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DustyBottoms



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I'm about get a hooker
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High Five!
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DustyBottoms



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Konyap

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wear a condom keep your boxers on even they smell lol
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Lucis
Nutritional Yeast

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I've never had a hooker, of course if I go longer without sex, I might have to seriously consider it, I doubt it though, just trying to figure some important life shit out first before I start plowing through babes.
Have fun though!
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DustyBottoms



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Re: I'm about get a hooker [Re: Lucis]
#23802208 - 11/05/16 12:00 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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DustyBottoms



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Konyap

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I had sex with a hooker once because I'm slighty disabled in a couple ways wallet too...
I can tell my future gf about it though because we both recognized each other lol
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zZZz
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Re: I'm about get a hooker [Re: Konyap]
#23802244 - 11/05/16 12:33 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I don't necessarily condone prostitution but u delivered so
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crackbaby
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Re: I'm about get a hooker [Re: Konyap] 3
#23802258 - 11/05/16 12:43 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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it's upsetting to think of all the money i've spent at strip clubs on lap dances and buying drinks for strippers, and how it could have all been used towards numerous hookers instead
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ruaware
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Edited by ruaware (12/06/16 04:19 AM)
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DustyBottoms



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Re: I'm about get a hooker [Re: ruaware]
#23802270 - 11/05/16 12:54 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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thats a man
Just because she had harry knuckles and an adams apple, doesnt necessarily mean it's a man.
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Enjoywho
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I like the coke residue on the table.
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DustyBottoms



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Re: I'm about get a hooker [Re: Enjoywho]
#23802329 - 11/05/16 01:37 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Enjoywho said: I like the coke residue on the table. 
eagle eye
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Mad_Larkin
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Quote:
DustyBottoms said:
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ruaware said:
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DustyBottoms said:

thats a man
Just because she had harry knuckles and an adams apple, doesnt necessarily mean it's a man.
ladyboy?
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deadwk
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Personally I've had some really amazing times with escorts over the years, and find the stigma that escorts have to be unfair.
Hope you enjoy it
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Lucis
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DustyBottoms said:
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ruaware said:
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DustyBottoms said:

thats a man
Just because she had harry knuckles and an adams apple, doesnt necessarily mean it's a man.
Now that you mention it, those back muscles are kind of swole, did she...did she have a PENIS!
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Moonshoe
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How was his bum?
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Lophosaurus
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Re: I'm about get a hooker [Re: Lucis]
#23802738 - 11/05/16 08:41 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I thought it looked like a guy too. Thread title should be "I'm about get a gigolo."
What happens if you get a hooker and you cum fast. Like in under 5min. Is the session over and would you ask for a discount? Is it an hourly thing usually or just until they get you off?
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Ahab McBathsalts
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depends. some let you have more than one shot on goal, some leave right after depending on how close you are for your paid time. It is always by the hour, like all professional services.
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Konyap

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My first hooker had better sex with me than my first girlfriend but my first girlfriend sucked dick so
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Enjoywho
Rags to Bitches



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Quote:
DustyBottoms said:
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Enjoywho said: I like the coke residue on the table. 
eagle eye
Priorities.
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Re: I'm about get a hooker [Re: Enjoywho]
#23803573 - 11/05/16 02:38 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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deadwk
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Quote:
Ahab McBathsalts said: depends. some let you have more than one shot on goal, some leave right after depending on how close you are for your paid time. It is always by the hour, like all professional services.
Most of the escorts I've seen let me stay over the hour without paying it's quite strange. One escort who I saw on once to twice a month would only charge me for an hour, but we'd hang out for 3-4 was pretty cool.
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