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Offlinesunshine
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I am the bastard son of Jesus!
    #23800291 - 11/04/16 10:46 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Jesus never got married.  He can impregnate a woman just by sending His love into the woman's vagina.


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InvisibleThe Blind Ass
Bodhi
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Re: I am the bastard son of Jesus! [Re: sunshine]
    #23800445 - 11/04/16 11:47 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

dont forget to put a disclaimer saying your on lsd or were on lsd before posting such things.

as right as it may seem to mouth off when feeling so care free and splendid.

alot of it is like my morning breakfest, long gone,  turned to shit, and growing into something else by now.


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InvisibleThe Blind Ass
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Re: I am the bastard son of Jesus! [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #23800446 - 11/04/16 11:48 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

:super:  :yesnod: :crazy2::lmafo:


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Edited by The Blind Ass (11/04/16 11:50 AM)


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Invisible100_the_cat
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Re: I am the bastard son of Jesus! [Re: sunshine]
    #23802069 - 11/04/16 10:37 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

sunshine said:
Jesus never got married.  He can impregnate a woman just by sending His love into the woman's vagina.




Happened to me

Not on lsd


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Re: I am the bastard son of Jesus! [Re: 100_the_cat]
    #23802230 - 11/05/16 12:19 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

shroomery

it's fantastic


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InvisibleThe Blind Ass
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Re: I am the bastard son of Jesus! [Re: beforethedawn]
    #23802279 - 11/05/16 12:59 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

:manofapproval:


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Re: I am the bastard son of Jesus! [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #23802654 - 11/05/16 07:44 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

:youthemandawg:

<3


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Re: I am the bastard son of Jesus! [Re: sunshine]
    #23804355 - 11/05/16 06:48 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

sunshine said:
Jesus never got married.  He can impregnate a woman just by sending His love into the woman's vagina.




Are you saying that Jesus impregnated his own mother with himself?


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InvisibleThe Blind Ass
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Re: I am the bastard son of Jesus! [Re: Middleman]
    #23804735 - 11/05/16 08:50 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

It was a very complicated relationship you see.


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Offlinesunshine
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Re: I am the bastard son of Jesus! [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #23806768 - 11/06/16 02:14 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

All I know is Jesus is constantly here.


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InvisibleMiddlemanM

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Re: I am the bastard son of Jesus! [Re: sunshine]
    #23806809 - 11/06/16 02:28 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

He's constantly in your mom. :bobdobbs:


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Offlinesunshine
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Re: I am the bastard son of Jesus! [Re: Middleman]
    #23809096 - 11/07/16 09:48 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Jesus is a high tech teenager.


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Offlinesunshine
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Re: I am the bastard son of Jesus! [Re: sunshine]
    #23809172 - 11/07/16 10:06 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Jesus gets into your heart and clogs it like high cholesterol.


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Offlinebigdoodie
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Re: I am the bastard son of Jesus! [Re: sunshine]
    #23813625 - 11/08/16 06:19 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Jesus was under the strictest form of mind control: the belief in division.


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OfflineMental Taco
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Re: I am the bastard son of Jesus! [Re: bigdoodie]
    #23813677 - 11/08/16 06:32 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Jesus is around here somewhere guys.
He is a shroomerite


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