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lavod
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Do your co-workers touch your genitals too?
#23799123 - 11/03/16 09:10 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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My penis gets touched every day i go to work. Clothed so far, mind you, but every day my works will get poked or grabbed, my nipples played with, objects pressed against mi culo, and i'll get humped from time to time. Last week Rudy humped me and then grabbed my hand to feel his paloma and it was hard. He's straight though; i'm the only homo who works there.
Fridays are the most sexual since we all drink. Tracy gets her pussy grabbed and tits squeezed too, and she'll return the favors, so it's not just the guys who partake in the shenanigans. And shenanigans we get into! A few weeks ago, the boss asked Roberto to put his balls in his hand. So he did, prompting bossman to squeeze them and turn. Roberto wont be so willing to take out his balls anymore. Tracy wants us guys to have a cock measuring contest, but we already know that Teo is going to win. One ov these nights all our pants will probably drop anyway once we get enough hooch in us.
We generally try to hide this behavior from the customers, but i'm sure some have seen us all touching each other or drinking in the back. It's quite fun having such a spirited workplace and i love my profession. Our craziness does not effect our productivity, and we're a very well respected shop in the area. It's very refreshing to have such an open workplace. What about you? Do your coworkers grab your genitals and all that too?
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Re: Do your co-workers touch your genitals too? [Re: lavod]
#23799127 - 11/03/16 09:13 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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lavod said: We generally try to hide this behavior from the customers
that's good of you
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Re: Do your co-workers touch your genitals too? [Re: lavod] 4
#23799137 - 11/03/16 09:19 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Nah, you're all homos. Maybe you should bring some better drugs to work and show them all your semen tek.
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Re: Do your co-workers touch your genitals too? [Re: Eminence]
#23799161 - 11/03/16 09:31 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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I worked at a restaurant where that shit went down I didn't get involved
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Re: Do your co-workers touch your genitals too? [Re: lavod] 1
#23799174 - 11/03/16 09:37 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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lavod said: He's straight though; i'm the only homo who works there.
sure he is, sure!
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Re: Do your co-workers touch your genitals too? [Re: ModestMouse]
#23799221 - 11/03/16 09:55 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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ModestMouse said: I worked at a restaurant where that shit went down I didn't get involved
I've seen it happen too and have had shit like people grab my ass and whatever. Resulted in that person getting chewed out by me. I mean I understand the humor behind it but when people are trying to prepare dishes that range from $40 to $200 or more there is not much room to fuck around during service. Quality is key. Also fucking with people while using kitchen utensils is potentially dangerous. I seen shit like that go down in pubs and smaller places mostly but even then not to the extent that OP describes.
Now dont get me wrong I love having a good time in a kitchen haha. Just keep on your game and its all good. Start slipping then expect to get some fire lit under your ass.
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Re: Do your co-workers touch your genitals too? [Re: lavod]
#23799521 - 11/04/16 12:12 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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damn! 
I worked in a place with a bunch of Hispanics and they definitely had some grab-ass gay stuff going on. They were all "straight" too, married and all.
I also worked at a resturant and there was definitely some sexual tension with me and the girls working there Didnt end up with fondling each other thou.
Im guessing you work at a bar or something OP?
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Re: Do your co-workers touch your genitals too? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#23799527 - 11/04/16 12:16 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Lol. When you mentioned hispanics and "grab-ass" I instantly thought of this vid
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Re: Do your co-workers touch your genitals too? [Re: lavod]
#23799532 - 11/04/16 12:18 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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lavod said: My penis gets touched every day i go to work. Clothed so far, mind you, but every day my works will get poked or grabbed, my nipples played with, objects pressed against mi culo, and i'll get humped from time to time. Last week Rudy humped me and then grabbed my hand to feel his paloma and it was hard.
my nipples are always sore as fuck at work, half a dozen people that want to pinch them, one of the guys I work with kissed me at the company picnic with about 1200 people there. I've been humped and I have humped, it's all fun and sexual harassment
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Re: Do your co-workers touch your genitals too? [Re: lavod] 2
#23799650 - 11/04/16 02:19 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Nah
My workplace is a genital touching free workplace environment, says so right there in bold on page 26 of my workplace handbook
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Re: Do your co-workers touch your genitals too? [Re: Niffla]
#23799723 - 11/04/16 04:13 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: Do your co-workers touch your genitals too? [Re: luvdemboomers]
#23799853 - 11/04/16 06:52 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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I work in a pizza shop as a full time delivery driver. Yes, the most sexual ov the employees are Guatemalan. Oh yes, my ass gets grabbed all the time too. I get kissed on the cheek sometimes by 3 employees and Rudy even kissed me on the lips once. It seems that the young employees are more inhibited and do'nt partake. The sexual harassment fun time group ranges from me at 32y/o to the boss at 48.
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Re: Do your co-workers touch your genitals too? [Re: Niffla]
#23799899 - 11/04/16 07:22 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Niffla said: Nah
My workplace is a genital touching free workplace environment, says so right there in bold on page 26 of my workplace handbook
it says so in mine too but it seems I have to report it in order for them to do something about it, It the most action I've gotten in weeks, why would I give it up now?
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Re: Do your co-workers touch your genitals too? [Re: lavod]
#23799907 - 11/04/16 07:24 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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is this a parody thread? did i miss something? 
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Re: Do your co-workers touch your genitals too? [Re: daz01]
#23799992 - 11/04/16 08:13 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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 I've seen similar banter in low key restaurants but never to the extent of the op. Why would you fondle another dude's balls?
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Re: Do your co-workers touch your genitals too? [Re: CookieCrumbs]
#23800007 - 11/04/16 08:20 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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CookieCrumbs said: Why would you fondle another dude's balls? 
Personally, i'd rather lick and suckle on another dude's balls after burying my nose in them and worshipping their wonderfully aromatic manly scent than fondle them, but that's just me. My boss is okay with squeezing another dude's balls because he's comfortable with his hetero sexuality. He did that for humorous fun, not for sexual fun. There's a separation between the two in such an environment.
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Re: Do your co-workers touch your genitals too? [Re: lavod]
#23800017 - 11/04/16 08:24 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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At my last job we used to play this game called "Gobbling". You would catch someone bending over unknowingly and ram your fingers in their taint and make a turkey noise in their ear. It got a lil out of hand.
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Re: Do your co-workers touch your genitals too? [Re: lavod] 2
#23800042 - 11/04/16 08:33 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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As an actual straight man..I can safely say that it is pretty gay for a man to ask another man to pull out his nads so he can play with them. Giving someone a quick sack tap outside the pants is just a goof, but naw that other shit is just an excuse to be gay and laugh it off like it was nothin
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I dunno I find it a bit gross and unsanitary. Sweat and bathroom matter gather there. And then you go and touch someones food 
The nipple tweaking is okay in my book.
But if I were a dude and someone jammed their fingers up under my balls, where they could easily miss and hit my balls or my asshole, I'd probably spin around and deck them. So I can see how "gobbling" would get out of hand.
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Re: Do your co-workers touch your genitals too? [Re: lavod]
#23800100 - 11/04/16 08:55 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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lavod said: He did that for humorous fun, not for sexual fun.
Sounds like he has some suppressed desires and he's testing the waters a little bit...
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