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Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000?
#23797014 - 11/03/16 09:21 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Like 80 year old man?
I'd do that shit in a fuckin heartbeat bro who gives a fuck 10k is a fat stack of cash.
would you?
if you say no you're either rich or lying. 10,000 dollars, with your name on it, for like 20 mins of work
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Sheekle]
#23797019 - 11/03/16 09:26 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Like in person or like a picture?
If a picture then yeah I don't see half of what I'm looking at anyway.
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Sheekle] 12
#23797022 - 11/03/16 09:28 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: Like 80 year old man?
I'd do that shit in a fuckin heartbeat bro who gives a fuck 10k is a fat stack of cash.
would you?
if you say no you're either rich or lying. 10,000 dollars, with your name on it, for like 20 mins of work
You seem like you would do it for a Virginia slim ciggarette
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Sheekle] 6
#23797027 - 11/03/16 09:33 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: Like 80 year old man?
I'd do that shit in a fuckin heartbeat bro who gives a fuck 10k is a fat stack of cash.
would you?
if you say no you're either rich or lying. 10,000 dollars, with your name on it, for like 20 mins of work
You'd for it for free. /thread
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Sheekle]
#23797035 - 11/03/16 09:36 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: Like 80 year old man?
I'd do that shit in a fuckin heartbeat bro who gives a fuck 10k is a fat stack of cash.
would you?
if you say no you're either rich or lying. 10,000 dollars, with your name on it, for like 20 mins of work
It's an old dude, Sheekle. It'll take about an hour or so.
But hell yeah I'd do it. I'd do it every day until I can buy a house.
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#23797039 - 11/03/16 09:38 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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question is very random yet specific
me thinks sheek's gramp's homie is well off financially and is looking for a young 20-something to stroke him off because the clips on pornhub just aren't cutting it anymore
do it sheek, 10 G's is 10 G's bruh
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#23797044 - 11/03/16 09:41 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Turtletotem said:
But hell yeah I'd do it. I'd do it every day until I can buy a house.
"So what do you do for a living?"
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Turtletotem]
#23797058 - 11/03/16 09:49 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Turtletotem said:
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Sheekle said: Like 80 year old man?
I'd do that shit in a fuckin heartbeat bro who gives a fuck 10k is a fat stack of cash.
would you?
if you say no you're either rich or lying. 10,000 dollars, with your name on it, for like 20 mins of work
It's an old dude, Sheekle. It'll take about an hour or so.
But hell yeah I'd do it. I'd do it every day until I can buy a house.
how nice of a house are you looking to buy?
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23797067 - 11/03/16 09:53 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:
Turtletotem said:
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Sheekle said: Like 80 year old man?
I'd do that shit in a fuckin heartbeat bro who gives a fuck 10k is a fat stack of cash.
would you?
if you say no you're either rich or lying. 10,000 dollars, with your name on it, for like 20 mins of work
It's an old dude, Sheekle. It'll take about an hour or so.
But hell yeah I'd do it. I'd do it every day until I can buy a house.
how nice of a house are you looking to buy?
This one.
http://www.zillow.com/homes/for_sale/Los-Angeles-CA/20529319_zpid/12447_rid/priced_sort/34.472033,-117.971879,33.568289,-118.850785_rect/9_zm/0_mmm/
How many old man jerk off sessions would that take, just give me a rough estimate
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Niffla] 2
#23797071 - 11/03/16 09:57 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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You will be jacking off old dudes forever just to pay the taxes on that place.
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#23797092 - 11/03/16 10:08 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Crazy_Horse said: You will be jacking off old dudes forever just to pay the taxes on that place.
I'll hire a bunch of illegals, pennies on the dollar
dozens of them
we'll be stroking geezers around the clock
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Niffla]
#23797095 - 11/03/16 10:10 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Id beat off a dude for $1000 Wouldn't blow smeone for less than $10,000
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: ModestMouse] 1
#23797110 - 11/03/16 10:20 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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man i totally misread the op. No sheekle you're gross.
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Sheekle]
#23797119 - 11/03/16 10:23 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Maybe for 25k if he was still able enough to be taking care of himself for the most part. I can't believe I'm saying this but he would have to be nice and stuff too. If you think about it, I'm not so sure that most people would go to a bar and pick up the first ugly chud who tries to tug your hamstick if you're looking for a 'new experience.' Know what I mean? It would need to be an exceptional old dude. Most old dudes can't even bathe themselves properly. I get like, -500 out of thinking about dicks if that makes sense. No way I'm gonna be jacking some greasy stank sausage.
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: CookieCrumbs]
#23797122 - 11/03/16 10:25 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Nope. Because I am simply not a materialistic oriented person. My Opinion on money is very different than everyone else's.
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#23797126 - 11/03/16 10:27 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Damn you're hella enlightened
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: spirit_shadow] 3
#23797131 - 11/03/16 10:28 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I find that hard to believe
10,000 dollrs is sitting in front of you and you wont beat this dude off for it because youre a hippy?
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: ModestMouse]
#23797142 - 11/03/16 10:33 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Fuck yes I'd do it! 10000 grand is worth an hour with a shriveled old dick in your hands
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Sheekle] 1
#23797155 - 11/03/16 10:36 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Sheekle..
Jizzing over your face for $300.. Jerking off an old man for $10,000..
Are we building up to something?
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#23797170 - 11/03/16 10:40 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: ModestMouse]
#23797178 - 11/03/16 10:42 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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ModestMouse said: I find that hard to believe
10,000 dollrs is sitting in front of you and you wont beat this dude off for it because youre a hippy?
Believe it. Money is the last thing I am worried about. In fact I dont worry about it. I am far from enlightenment but I still have no need for excessive money.
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: spirit_shadow]
#23797191 - 11/03/16 10:49 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Do you need food and shelter?
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Crazy_Horse]
#23797201 - 11/03/16 10:54 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'd probably settle for a 1,000$.
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: TNK]
#23797286 - 11/03/16 11:24 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I don't think I'd do it for 100,000
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: CookieCrumbs]
#23797291 - 11/03/16 11:26 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Why not cookies? What's the big whoop
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Sheekle] 1
#23797297 - 11/03/16 11:27 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Whoop Whoop thats the sound of the police!
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Sheekle]
#23797372 - 11/03/16 11:48 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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It has been my observation that once a person starts doing sexual acts for money, they usually continue down that path in other ways because they see how easy it is to make a quick buck for doing something so quick/easy.
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Sheekle] 2
#23797403 - 11/03/16 11:59 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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You need to find less disturbing ways of making money.
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: ruaware]
#23797501 - 11/03/16 12:26 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Gay for pay is on your mind wlot
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It is. If he charges money he can pretend that he's not really that gay.
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: koods]
#23798347 - 11/03/16 04:57 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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not jerking off a dude for 10k is kinda gay
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Konyap]
#23798404 - 11/03/16 05:21 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Id do it for sure
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: BANANA.MAN] 1
#23798412 - 11/03/16 05:23 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: koods]
#23798419 - 11/03/16 05:27 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Off Craig's list I fucked some dudes wife for him for his birthday for free. Picked me up naked not bad lookin chic in the back. He had a 2 inch penis that made a lot more sense.
For 10 grand sure why not. I'm not sexually inhibited shit I'd let him hit it for an extra 100.
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Enjoywho] 1
#23798430 - 11/03/16 05:30 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'd do it just for the experience.
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: moonrockmushy]
#23798436 - 11/03/16 05:31 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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You never know, maybe jerkin old dudes would really up your fapping game.
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Enjoywho]
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Enjoywho said: Off Craig's list I fucked some dudes wife for him for his birthday for free. Picked me up naked not bad lookin chic in the back. He had a 2 inch penis that made a lot more sense.
For 10 grand sure why not. I'm not sexually inhibited shit I'd let him hit it for an extra 100.
2 inches at full sail ? That's awful
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Ya man. The ad was ridiculous. I felt really bad for the dude. But he still got a chick to marry him so what the hell do I know. I was 20 at the time. I thought it was insane but at 3 am as I had blue balls from being at a strip club. All bets are off.
They have kids and shit together Bla Bla Bla. I know it was his wife that pressed it and he has no confidence but he still got someone to love him. She wants some dick. Interesting experience I know more than I should have.
It wasn't really satisfying at all. As she was blindfolded and just rode my cock. I still cannot believe I did that but it makes an interesting story. Gushed all over me. I showered and threw my clothes in the laundry after.
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: moonrockmushy] 1
#23798649 - 11/03/16 06:38 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Am I old enough?
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: koods]
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Yeah but you don't take nearly enough drugs. You hardly have a beer gut
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Sheekle]
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If there was a queer on your back, would you beat him off?
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: moonrockmushy]
#23798681 - 11/03/16 06:44 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Do it just for the practice
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: koods]
#23798698 - 11/03/16 06:49 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ok send it USPS I hear they handle packages well. Just think of it as foreplay.
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: moonrockmushy]
#23798703 - 11/03/16 06:51 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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It's a first class package for sure, and it's used to male handlers.
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: koods]
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So what is that insured at like $5?
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Sheekle]
#23798743 - 11/03/16 07:02 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'd do it just to skip a day of work. Probably kill you for a dime if it was in a vacuum. I mean it was gonna happen anyway and you sememn happy enough.
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Love_spirit]
#23798903 - 11/03/16 07:50 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Just smoke me a bowl of meth and I'd let this theoretical dude fuck me. While I'm counting my 10 grand.
If he's short I swear I will murder him no questions asked.
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Love_spirit]
#23798905 - 11/03/16 07:51 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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no cause i'm not gay or desperate.
sheekle just go whore yerself out to old dudes already.
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#23798933 - 11/03/16 08:01 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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You're full of shit, think about all the days of "I'm so high" posts that money would provide you with.
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Shroomslip] 2
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i would jerk trump off for some stock in his wall project he got goin on
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
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It'd be cheating on my wife so I couldn't but 10 grand is quite a bit of money...
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Shroomslip] 1
#23799144 - 11/03/16 09:22 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Shroomslip said: You're full of shit, think about all the days of "I'm so high" posts that money would provide you with.
ya, i could. but i'm not gonna jack off some old dude. i'm not desperate for money. it's a simple no.
why the hell would you guys jack off some old shriveled dick for money? that's sad.
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: sanchothestoner]
#23799148 - 11/03/16 09:25 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Desperate for money is accepting 50 dollars to jerk off an old dude, or even less. 10k for jerking off an old dude doesn't qualify for being desperate.
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Shroomslip]
#23799151 - 11/03/16 09:27 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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still gross
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Shroomslip]
#23799166 - 11/03/16 09:34 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Gross, yes. Desperate, no.
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Shroomslip]
#23799178 - 11/03/16 09:39 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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ehhh i'll agree, i guess. but like, to me, it'd be desperate. ya know?
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: sanchothestoner] 1
#23799180 - 11/03/16 09:40 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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like fuck i'd have to be desperate to jerk off the dude in my sig....
but i'm not saying others have to be desperate, that is a lot of money.
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: sanchothestoner]
#23799194 - 11/03/16 09:46 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I don't think I'd be able to turn it down to be honest. He's paying up front and someone I trust is taking the money and leaving first though. No refunds.
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Shroomslip] 2
#23799203 - 11/03/16 09:49 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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You would have to be an idiot not to do it. It's just weird how sheekle tries to monetize all his jerk off related activities. He tried to sell me a jerk off video for $50 once. I'm not even making that up.
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: koods]
#23799204 - 11/03/16 09:50 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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koods i'd let you jack me of for $10,000. deal?
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: koods]
#23799210 - 11/03/16 09:52 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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So you didn't have Paypal set up, or what?
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: sanchothestoner]
#23799222 - 11/03/16 09:55 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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sanchothestoner said: koods i'd let you jack me of for $10,000. deal?
I would do it, but I doubt you have $10,000
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: koods]
#23799230 - 11/03/16 09:58 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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wtf no you pay me bitch
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: sanchothestoner]
#23799233 - 11/03/16 09:58 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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sanchothestoner said: no cause i'm not gay or desperate.
sheekle just go whore yerself out to old dudes already.
The funny thing is I had a friend that did this. We always called him Hollywood as he wanted to be an actor. Dissappeared for years than he shows up at a restaurant I'm working at.
Hollywood! What the fuck as I ran up and hugged him.
This guy in his 60's bought meals for half the damn restaurant. 100 tables at average 60$ each. Your friend call you Hollywood that's where we just came from.
A lot of us are confused about it til this day. I know what he did he sold out. He wouldn't really say much to me as he was a good friend of mine and I haven't seen him since.
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: sanchothestoner]
#23799236 - 11/03/16 09:59 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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and $10,000 isn't that much. pretty easy to save up.
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: sanchothestoner]
#23799241 - 11/03/16 10:00 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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You want the best hand job you've ever had, you gotta pay. But $10,000 is ridiculous. I'd do it for $20 if you smoke me up afterwards.
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: koods]
#23799247 - 11/03/16 10:03 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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you wouldn't pay me to jack me off?
you hurt me, koods
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#23799248 - 11/03/16 10:04 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Hurting you is an extra $20
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: koods]
#23799256 - 11/03/16 10:06 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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koods i wanna smoke weed with you. i feel like that'd be funny as fuck.
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Shroomslip]
#23799257 - 11/03/16 10:06 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Shroomslip said: So you didn't have Paypal set up, or what?
Lol. Sheekle is a terrible negotiator and in the end he just wants to be a porn star.
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Enjoywho]
#23799260 - 11/03/16 10:07 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I miss that kid a lot. Him and I were good friends. Well my entire group of friends loved that kid. We're still in disagreement til this day.
All though I have none I witnessed them hadn't seen him in 3 years he just vanished. We were all worried. Haven't thought about it since. I don't even know his actual name. Andrew I think.
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: sanchothestoner]
#23799262 - 11/03/16 10:07 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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sanchothestoner said: koods i wanna smoke weed with you. i feel like that'd be funny as fuck.
That's cool. No funny business.
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Enjoywho]
#23799268 - 11/03/16 10:08 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Enjoywho said: I miss that kid a lot. Him and I were good friends. Well my entire group of friends loved that kid. We're still in disagreement til this day.
All though I have none I witnessed them hadn't seen him in 3 years he just vanished. We were all worried. Haven't thought about it since. I don't even know his actual name. Andrew I think.
Are you on FB? Usually if you have enough friends in common, people like that end up popping up in your list of "people you may know"
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Sheekle] 1
#23799277 - 11/03/16 10:12 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: Like 80 year old man?
I'd do that shit in a fuckin heartbeat bro who gives a fuck 10k is a fat stack of cash.
would you?
if you say no you're either rich or lying. 10,000 dollars, with your name on it, for like 20 mins of work
I have a nice deep fryer, bro.
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: koods]
#23799341 - 11/03/16 10:38 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Enjoywho said: I miss that kid a lot. Him and I were good friends. Well my entire group of friends loved that kid. We're still in disagreement til this day.
All though I have none I witnessed them hadn't seen him in 3 years he just vanished. We were all worried. Haven't thought about it since. I don't even know his actual name. Andrew I think.
Are you on FB? Usually if you have enough friends in common, people like that end up popping up in your list of "people you may know"
That's the thing I keep up with all my life friends on Facebook. I Call it the face. He was never on the face. And just vanished. I know his first name is Andrew and I've tried to look for him but not knowing his last name I have no idea..
He was obviously doing well but not what he wanted to be but an older rich dudes sex slave. I ran up while I had a ton of shit to do and hugged him. What the fuck where have you been? Had so many questions. None answered he didn't really speak to me. His sugar daddy did.
I got in trouble as 3 years later I didn't care about the people in the restaurant. What the fuck! And than that older dude rolled up and he didn't say much to me at all. He answered all of the questions payed probably 6 grand in food costs.
He wouldn't even talk to me. Almost as if he was brainwashed. I kept asking questions what the fuck man where have you been. Barely even seemed like he recognized me.
I wanted to try him for witchcraft. What the fuck have you done to my friend.
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: ModestMouse]
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ModestMouse said: I find that hard to believe
10,000 dollrs is sitting in front of you and you wont beat this dude off for it because youre a hippy?
Yeah, anybody who claims they wouldn't do it, or would only do it for more money are full of shit.
I can understand refusing to do it for $1,000... but for $10,000, come on bro. Who do you think you're fooling.
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Crystal G]
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Nobody, if I was that desperate for exactly 10k I would just go get it, breaking bad style.....but im not so idk what to tell ya
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Enjoywho]
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Enjoywho said: Ya man. The ad was ridiculous. I felt really bad for the dude. But he still got a chick to marry him so what the hell do I know. I was 20 at the time. I thought it was insane but at 3 am as I had blue balls from being at a strip club. All bets are off.
They have kids and shit together Bla Bla Bla. I know it was his wife that pressed it and he has no confidence but he still got someone to love him. She wants some dick. Interesting experience I know more than I should have.
It wasn't really satisfying at all. As she was blindfolded and just rode my cock. I still cannot believe I did that but it makes an interesting story. Gushed all over me. I showered and threw my clothes in the laundry after.
That is kind of sad and a little weird. Who knows though maybe that's what keeps them together. It sure is an interesting story indeed.
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: spirit_shadow]
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spirit_shadow said: Nobody, if I was that desperate for exactly 10k I would just go get it, breaking bad style.....but im not so idk what to tell ya 
You'd rather manufacture meth and endure all that paranoia for possibly facing 10+ years of imprisonment, over a 20 minute handjob?
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What a deal! All you have to do is touch a wrinkly old cock and you get a free 10 grand? Im in!
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: trvptamine] 2
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I'd fucking suck the old man off for ten g's...
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Its a no for me, cause i will never forgot the old man's moans while he gets his jollies off. Eeeeeewwwwwwww!
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#23799747 - 11/04/16 04:47 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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koods said: You would have to be an idiot not to do it. It's just weird how sheekle tries to monetize all his jerk off related activities. He tried to sell me a jerk off video for $50 once. I'm not even making that up.
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: sanchothestoner]
#23800118 - 11/04/16 09:03 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Shroomslip said: You're full of shit, think about all the days of "I'm so high" posts that money would provide you with.
ya, i could. but i'm not gonna jack off some old dude. i'm not desperate for money. it's a simple no.
why the hell would you guys jack off some old shriveled dick for money? that's sad.
Man id do it no question at all
Its a like 15 minutes of grossness. I touch my own dick anyway who cares.
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: BANANA.MAN] 1
#23800156 - 11/04/16 09:21 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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BANANA.MAN said: Man id do it no question at all
Its a like 15 minutes of grossness. I touch my own dick anyway who cares.
Seriously, I can think of like 10 other grosser things I would do for $10 G's.
Like, wading through a sewer of rotting fecal matter to clean some pipes. Put me in a hazmat suit and I'm in.
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Crystal G] 1
#23800157 - 11/04/16 09:22 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Until the hazmat suit rips open
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#23800183 - 11/04/16 09:44 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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LogicaL Chaos said:

Its a no for me, cause i will never forgot the old man's moans while he gets his jollies off. Eeeeeewwwwwwww!
ya dude straight up
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: sanchothestoner]
#23800463 - 11/04/16 11:56 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I would finger bang sheekle's grandma for grand.
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Sheekle]
#23800534 - 11/04/16 12:23 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: Like 80 year old man?
I'd do that shit in a fuckin heartbeat bro who gives a fuck 10k is a fat stack of cash.
would you?
if you say no you're either rich or lying. 10,000 dollars, with your name on it, for like 20 mins of work
I'd do it for free! I love older men and have been with a dude(s) in his 60-70's before. Especially if he looks like Santa Claus, PLUS 1! So YES in answer to your question (even though if he was hot to me I would do it for free) I didn't read the thread before replying.
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: spirit_shadow]
#23800552 - 11/04/16 12:31 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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spirit_shadow said: Nope. Because I am simply not a materialistic oriented person. My Opinion on money is very different than everyone else's.
and this
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: sanchothestoner] 1
#23800571 - 11/04/16 12:37 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Shroomslip said: You're full of shit, think about all the days of "I'm so high" posts that money would provide you with.
ya, i could. but i'm not gonna jack off some old dude. i'm not desperate for money. it's a simple no.
why the hell would you guys jack off some old shriveled dick for money? that's sad.
All us men will be doing this one day one way or another, LOL!
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: LogicaL Chaos] 1
#23800576 - 11/04/16 12:39 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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LogicaL Chaos said:

Its a no for me, cause i will never forgot the old man's moans while he gets his jollies off. Eeeeeewwwwwwww!
Agreed, you'll never get that greasy smell out of your nose
No amount is worth that, let alone 10k
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Repertoire89]
#23800887 - 11/04/16 02:58 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Are you guys serious? I thought this was going to be like "yeah for sure" \thread
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: BANANA.MAN]
#23800917 - 11/04/16 03:11 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yeah I'm serious, money isn't worth prostituting yourself to greasy old guys.
If someone I would fuck anyways offered me 10k I'd take it, but that doesn't include male senior citizens
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Repertoire89] 1
#23801050 - 11/04/16 04:06 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Oh the old guy is greasy? Nobody mentioned that. In that case i'd pay him 10 grand.
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: moonrockmushy]
#23801103 - 11/04/16 04:22 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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He has liver spots on his balls and asshole
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Repertoire89]
#23801116 - 11/04/16 04:26 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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which is exactly what will happen to you!
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#23801118 - 11/04/16 04:27 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I don't have an asshole, for I am pure
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Sheekle]
#23801157 - 11/04/16 04:40 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I would suck off a room full of old dudes for $10k.
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Sheekle] 1
#23801663 - 11/04/16 07:47 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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What is fucking NOPE
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: yogabunny]
#23801693 - 11/04/16 08:00 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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why not it's 10k
u can do it like 4x a year and live luxuriously
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Sheekle] 1
#23801701 - 11/04/16 08:02 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Hey sheek whatever became of the dude who chased you in the woods trying to whack you off?
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Niffla] 1
#23801712 - 11/04/16 08:07 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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never saw that hound dog again
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Niffla] 2
#23801717 - 11/04/16 08:08 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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He got his dick stuck in a tree.
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Sheekle]
#23801723 - 11/04/16 08:09 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: never saw that hound dog again
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Sheekle] 1
#23801745 - 11/04/16 08:20 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: never saw that hound dog again
That's most unfortunate. He seemed like a genuinely nice fellow.
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