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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Seriously_trippin] * 1
    #23799446 - 11/03/16 11:39 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

What a deal! All you have to do is touch a wrinkly old cock and you get a free 10 grand? Im in!


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: trvptamine] * 2
    #23799515 - 11/04/16 12:09 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I'd fucking suck the old man off for ten g's...


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: thenagual] * 2
    #23799553 - 11/04/16 12:38 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

:lol:


Its a no for me, cause i will never forgot the old man's moans while he gets his jollies off. Eeeeeewwwwwwww!


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23799747 - 11/04/16 04:47 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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koods said:
You would have to be an idiot not to do it. It's just weird how sheekle tries to monetize all his jerk off related activities. He tried to sell me a jerk off video for $50 once. I'm not even making that up.




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Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23800118 - 11/04/16 09:03 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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sanchothestoner said:
Quote:

Shroomslip said:
You're full of shit, think about all the days of "I'm so high" posts that money would provide you with.




ya, i could.  but i'm not gonna jack off some old dude.  i'm not desperate for money.  it's a simple no.

why the hell would you guys jack off some old shriveled dick for money? that's sad.



Man id do it no question at all

Its a like 15 minutes of grossness. I touch my own dick anyway who cares.


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OfflineCrystal G
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: BANANA.MAN] * 1
    #23800156 - 11/04/16 09:21 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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BANANA.MAN said:
Man id do it no question at all

Its a like 15 minutes of grossness. I touch my own dick anyway who cares.




Seriously, I can think of like 10 other grosser things I would do for $10 G's.

Like, wading through a sewer of rotting fecal matter to clean some pipes. Put me in a hazmat suit and I'm in.


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Crystal G] * 1
    #23800157 - 11/04/16 09:22 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Until the hazmat suit rips open

:meffz:


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23800183 - 11/04/16 09:44 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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LogicaL Chaos said:
:lol:


Its a no for me, cause i will never forgot the old man's moans while he gets his jollies off. Eeeeeewwwwwwww!




ya dude straight up


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23800463 - 11/04/16 11:56 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I would finger bang sheekle's grandma for grand.


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Invisibletyrannicalrex
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23800534 - 11/04/16 12:23 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
Like 80 year old man?

I'd do that shit in a fuckin heartbeat bro who gives a fuck 10k is a fat stack of cash.

would you?

if you say no you're either rich or lying. 10,000 dollars, with your name on it, for like 20 mins of work



I'd do it for free! I love older men and have been with a dude(s) in his 60-70's before. Especially if he looks like Santa Claus, PLUS 1! So YES in answer to your question (even though if he was hot to me I would do it for free) I didn't read the thread before replying.:nursemaryjane:


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #23800552 - 11/04/16 12:31 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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spirit_shadow said:
Nope. Because I am simply not a materialistic oriented person. My Opinion on money is very different than everyone else's.



and this


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: sanchothestoner] * 1
    #23800571 - 11/04/16 12:37 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

sanchothestoner said:
Quote:

Shroomslip said:
You're full of shit, think about all the days of "I'm so high" posts that money would provide you with.




ya, i could.  but i'm not gonna jack off some old dude.  i'm not desperate for money.  it's a simple no.

why the hell would you guys jack off some old shriveled dick for money? that's sad.



All us men will be doing this one day one way or another, LOL!:nursemaryjane:


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #23800576 - 11/04/16 12:39 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

LogicaL Chaos said:
:lol:

Its a no for me, cause i will never forgot the old man's moans while he gets his jollies off. Eeeeeewwwwwwww!





Agreed, you'll never get that greasy smell out of your nose

No amount is worth that, let alone 10k


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23800887 - 11/04/16 02:58 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Are you guys serious? I thought this was going to be like "yeah for sure" \thread


Edited by BANANA.MAN (11/04/16 03:13 PM)


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: BANANA.MAN]
    #23800917 - 11/04/16 03:11 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah I'm serious, money isn't worth prostituting yourself to greasy old guys.

If someone I would fuck anyways offered me 10k I'd take it, but that doesn't include male senior citizens


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Repertoire89] * 1
    #23801050 - 11/04/16 04:06 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Oh the old guy is greasy?  Nobody mentioned that.  In that case i'd pay him 10 grand.


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23801103 - 11/04/16 04:22 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

He has liver spots on his balls and asshole


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23801116 - 11/04/16 04:26 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

which is exactly what will happen to you!:grin:


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #23801118 - 11/04/16 04:27 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I don't have an asshole, for I am pure

:pope:


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23801157 - 11/04/16 04:40 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I would suck off a room full of old dudes for $10k.


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