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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: koods]
    #23799204 - 11/03/16 09:50 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

koods i'd let you jack me of for $10,000.  deal?


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: koods]
    #23799210 - 11/03/16 09:52 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

So you didn't have Paypal set up, or what?


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23799222 - 11/03/16 09:55 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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sanchothestoner said:
koods i'd let you jack me of for $10,000.  deal?



I would do it, but I doubt you have $10,000


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: koods]
    #23799230 - 11/03/16 09:58 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

wtf no you pay me bitch


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23799233 - 11/03/16 09:58 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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no cause i'm not gay or desperate.

sheekle just go whore yerself out to old dudes already.




The funny thing is I had a friend that did this. We always called him Hollywood as he wanted to be an actor. Dissappeared for years than he shows up at a restaurant I'm working at.

Hollywood! What the fuck as I ran up and hugged him.

This guy in his 60's bought meals for half the damn restaurant. 100 tables at average 60$ each. Your friend call you Hollywood that's where we just came from.

A lot of us are confused about it til this day. I know what he did he sold out. He wouldn't really say much to me as he was a good friend of mine and I haven't seen him since.


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23799236 - 11/03/16 09:59 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

and $10,000 isn't that much.  pretty easy to save up.


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23799241 - 11/03/16 10:00 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

You want the best hand job you've ever had, you gotta pay. But $10,000 is ridiculous. I'd do it for $20 if you smoke me up afterwards.


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: koods]
    #23799247 - 11/03/16 10:03 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

you wouldn't pay me to jack me off?

you hurt me, koods :frown:


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: sanchothestoner] * 3
    #23799248 - 11/03/16 10:04 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Hurting you is an extra $20


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: koods]
    #23799256 - 11/03/16 10:06 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

koods i wanna smoke weed with you.  i feel like that'd be funny as fuck.


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #23799257 - 11/03/16 10:06 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Shroomslip said:
So you didn't have Paypal set up, or what?




Lol. Sheekle is a terrible negotiator and in the end he just wants to be a porn star.


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #23799260 - 11/03/16 10:07 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I miss that kid a lot. Him and I were good friends. Well my entire group of friends loved that kid. We're still in disagreement til this day.

All though I have none I witnessed them hadn't seen him in 3 years he just vanished. We were all worried. Haven't thought about it since. I don't even know his actual name. Andrew I think.


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"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23799262 - 11/03/16 10:07 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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koods i wanna smoke weed with you.  i feel like that'd be funny as fuck.




That's cool. No funny business.


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #23799268 - 11/03/16 10:08 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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I miss that kid a lot. Him and I were good friends. Well my entire group of friends loved that kid. We're still in disagreement til this day.

All though I have none I witnessed them hadn't seen him in 3 years he just vanished. We were all worried. Haven't thought about it since. I don't even know his actual name. Andrew I think.




Are you on FB? Usually if you have enough friends in common, people like that end up popping up in your list of "people you may know"


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #23799277 - 11/03/16 10:12 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
Like 80 year old man?

I'd do that shit in a fuckin heartbeat bro who gives a fuck 10k is a fat stack of cash.

would you?

if you say no you're either rich or lying. 10,000 dollars, with your name on it, for like 20 mins of work



I have a nice deep fryer, bro.


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: koods]
    #23799341 - 11/03/16 10:38 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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I miss that kid a lot. Him and I were good friends. Well my entire group of friends loved that kid. We're still in disagreement til this day.

All though I have none I witnessed them hadn't seen him in 3 years he just vanished. We were all worried. Haven't thought about it since. I don't even know his actual name. Andrew I think.




Are you on FB? Usually if you have enough friends in common, people like that end up popping up in your list of "people you may know"




That's the thing I keep up with all my life friends on Facebook. I Call it the face. He was never on the face. And just vanished. I know his first name is Andrew and I've tried to look for him but not knowing his last name I have no idea..

He was obviously doing well but not what he wanted to be but an older rich dudes sex slave. I ran up while I had a ton of shit to do and hugged him. What the fuck where have you been? Had so many questions.  None answered he didn't really speak to me. His sugar daddy did.

I got in trouble as 3 years later I didn't care about the people in the restaurant. What the fuck!  And than that older dude rolled up and he didn't say much to me at all. He answered all of the questions payed probably 6 grand in food costs.

He wouldn't even talk to me. Almost as if he was brainwashed. I kept asking questions what the fuck man where have you been. Barely even seemed like he recognized me.

I wanted to try him for witchcraft. What the fuck have you done to my friend.


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"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23799373 - 11/03/16 10:54 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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ModestMouse said:
I find that hard to believe

10,000 dollrs is sitting in front of you and you wont beat this dude off for it because youre a hippy?




Yeah, anybody who claims they wouldn't do it, or would only do it for more money are full of shit.

I can understand refusing to do it for $1,000... but for $10,000, come on bro. Who do you think you're fooling.


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Crystal G]
    #23799403 - 11/03/16 11:18 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Nobody, if I was that desperate for exactly 10k I would just go get it, breaking bad style.....but im not so idk what to tell ya :shrug:


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #23799422 - 11/03/16 11:28 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Ya man. The ad was ridiculous. I felt really bad for the dude. But he still got a chick to marry him so what the hell do I know. I was 20 at the time. I thought it was insane but at 3 am as I had blue balls from being at a strip club. All bets are off.


They have kids and shit together Bla Bla Bla. I know it was his wife that pressed it and he has no confidence but he still got someone to love him. She wants some dick. Interesting experience I know more than I should have.

It wasn't really satisfying at all. As she was blindfolded and just rode my cock. I still cannot believe I did that but it makes an interesting story. Gushed all over me. I showered and threw my clothes in the laundry after.



That is kind of sad and a little weird. Who knows though maybe that's what keeps them together. It sure is an interesting story indeed.


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #23799444 - 11/03/16 11:38 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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spirit_shadow said:
Nobody, if I was that desperate for exactly 10k I would just go get it, breaking bad style.....but im not so idk what to tell ya :shrug:




You'd rather manufacture meth and endure all that paranoia for possibly facing 10+ years of imprisonment, over a 20 minute handjob?


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