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moonrockmushy
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: koods]
#23798666 - 11/03/16 06:43 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yeah but you don't take nearly enough drugs. You hardly have a beer gut
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Sheekle]
#23798677 - 11/03/16 06:44 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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If there was a queer on your back, would you beat him off?
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: moonrockmushy]
#23798681 - 11/03/16 06:44 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Do it just for the practice
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: koods]
#23798698 - 11/03/16 06:49 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ok send it USPS I hear they handle packages well. Just think of it as foreplay.
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: moonrockmushy]
#23798703 - 11/03/16 06:51 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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It's a first class package for sure, and it's used to male handlers.
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moonrockmushy
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: koods]
#23798716 - 11/03/16 06:54 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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So what is that insured at like $5?
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Sheekle]
#23798743 - 11/03/16 07:02 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'd do it just to skip a day of work. Probably kill you for a dime if it was in a vacuum. I mean it was gonna happen anyway and you sememn happy enough.
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Love_spirit]
#23798903 - 11/03/16 07:50 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Just smoke me a bowl of meth and I'd let this theoretical dude fuck me. While I'm counting my 10 grand.
If he's short I swear I will murder him no questions asked.
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Love_spirit]
#23798905 - 11/03/16 07:51 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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no cause i'm not gay or desperate.
sheekle just go whore yerself out to old dudes already.
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: sanchothestoner] 1
#23798933 - 11/03/16 08:01 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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You're full of shit, think about all the days of "I'm so high" posts that money would provide you with.
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Shroomslip] 2
#23798966 - 11/03/16 08:12 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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i would jerk trump off for some stock in his wall project he got goin on
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#23799132 - 11/03/16 09:16 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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It'd be cheating on my wife so I couldn't but 10 grand is quite a bit of money...
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Shroomslip] 1
#23799144 - 11/03/16 09:22 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Shroomslip said: You're full of shit, think about all the days of "I'm so high" posts that money would provide you with.
ya, i could. but i'm not gonna jack off some old dude. i'm not desperate for money. it's a simple no.
why the hell would you guys jack off some old shriveled dick for money? that's sad.
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: sanchothestoner]
#23799148 - 11/03/16 09:25 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Desperate for money is accepting 50 dollars to jerk off an old dude, or even less. 10k for jerking off an old dude doesn't qualify for being desperate.
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Shroomslip]
#23799151 - 11/03/16 09:27 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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still gross
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Shroomslip]
#23799166 - 11/03/16 09:34 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Gross, yes. Desperate, no.
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Shroomslip]
#23799178 - 11/03/16 09:39 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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ehhh i'll agree, i guess. but like, to me, it'd be desperate. ya know?
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: sanchothestoner] 1
#23799180 - 11/03/16 09:40 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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like fuck i'd have to be desperate to jerk off the dude in my sig....
but i'm not saying others have to be desperate, that is a lot of money.
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: sanchothestoner]
#23799194 - 11/03/16 09:46 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I don't think I'd be able to turn it down to be honest. He's paying up front and someone I trust is taking the money and leaving first though. No refunds.
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Shroomslip] 2
#23799203 - 11/03/16 09:49 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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You would have to be an idiot not to do it. It's just weird how sheekle tries to monetize all his jerk off related activities. He tried to sell me a jerk off video for $50 once. I'm not even making that up.
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