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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: koods]
    #23798666 - 11/03/16 06:43 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah but you don't take nearly enough drugs.  You hardly have a beer gut :smirk:


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23798677 - 11/03/16 06:44 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

If there was a queer on your back, would you beat him off?


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23798681 - 11/03/16 06:44 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Do it just for the practice


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: koods]
    #23798698 - 11/03/16 06:49 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Ok send it USPS I hear they handle packages well.  Just think of it as foreplay.


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23798703 - 11/03/16 06:51 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

It's a first class package for sure, and it's used to male handlers.


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: koods]
    #23798716 - 11/03/16 06:54 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

So what is that insured at like $5?


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23798743 - 11/03/16 07:02 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I'd do it just to skip a day of work.
Probably kill you for a dime if it was in a vacuum.
I mean it was gonna happen anyway and you sememn happy enough.


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Love_spirit]
    #23798903 - 11/03/16 07:50 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Just smoke me a bowl of meth and I'd let this theoretical dude fuck me. While I'm counting my 10 grand.

If he's short I swear I will murder him no questions asked.


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Love_spirit]
    #23798905 - 11/03/16 07:51 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

no cause i'm not gay or desperate.

sheekle just go whore yerself out to old dudes already.


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: sanchothestoner] * 1
    #23798933 - 11/03/16 08:01 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

You're full of shit, think about all the days of "I'm so high" posts that money would provide you with.


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Shroomslip] * 2
    #23798966 - 11/03/16 08:12 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

i would jerk trump off for some stock in his wall project he got goin on



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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #23799132 - 11/03/16 09:16 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

It'd be cheating on my wife so I couldn't but 10 grand is quite a bit of money...


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Shroomslip] * 1
    #23799144 - 11/03/16 09:22 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomslip said:
You're full of shit, think about all the days of "I'm so high" posts that money would provide you with.




ya, i could.  but i'm not gonna jack off some old dude.  i'm not desperate for money.  it's a simple no.

why the hell would you guys jack off some old shriveled dick for money? that's sad.


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23799148 - 11/03/16 09:25 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Desperate for money is accepting 50 dollars to jerk off an old dude, or even less. 10k for jerking off an old dude doesn't qualify for being desperate.


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


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With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #23799151 - 11/03/16 09:27 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

still gross


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #23799166 - 11/03/16 09:34 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Gross, yes. Desperate, no.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #23799178 - 11/03/16 09:39 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

ehhh i'll agree, i guess.  but like, to me, it'd be desperate.  ya know?


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I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you...
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You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: sanchothestoner] * 1
    #23799180 - 11/03/16 09:40 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

like fuck i'd have to be desperate to jerk off the dude in my sig....

but i'm not saying others have to be desperate, that is a lot of money.


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I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you...
But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23799194 - 11/03/16 09:46 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I don't think I'd be able to turn it down to be honest. He's paying up front and someone I trust is taking the money and leaving first though. No refunds. :crankey:


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Shroomslip] * 2
    #23799203 - 11/03/16 09:49 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

You would have to be an idiot not to do it. It's just weird how sheekle tries to monetize all his jerk off related activities. He tried to sell me a jerk off video for $50 once. I'm not even making that up.


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