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spirit_shadow
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: ModestMouse]
#23797178 - 11/03/16 10:42 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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ModestMouse said: I find that hard to believe
10,000 dollrs is sitting in front of you and you wont beat this dude off for it because youre a hippy?
Believe it. Money is the last thing I am worried about. In fact I dont worry about it. I am far from enlightenment but I still have no need for excessive money.
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Crazy_Horse
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: spirit_shadow]
#23797191 - 11/03/16 10:49 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Do you need food and shelter?
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Crazy_Horse]
#23797201 - 11/03/16 10:54 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'd probably settle for a 1,000$.
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CookieCrumbs
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: TNK]
#23797286 - 11/03/16 11:24 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I don't think I'd do it for 100,000
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Sheekle
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: CookieCrumbs]
#23797291 - 11/03/16 11:26 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Why not cookies? What's the big whoop
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Sheekle] 1
#23797297 - 11/03/16 11:27 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Whoop Whoop thats the sound of the police!
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Sheekle]
#23797372 - 11/03/16 11:48 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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It has been my observation that once a person starts doing sexual acts for money, they usually continue down that path in other ways because they see how easy it is to make a quick buck for doing something so quick/easy.
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Crazy_Horse
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Sheekle] 2
#23797403 - 11/03/16 11:59 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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You need to find less disturbing ways of making money.
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Seriously_trippin
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: ruaware]
#23797501 - 11/03/16 12:26 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Gay for pay is on your mind wlot
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koods
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It is. If he charges money he can pretend that he's not really that gay.
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: koods]
#23798347 - 11/03/16 04:57 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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not jerking off a dude for 10k is kinda gay
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BANANA.MAN
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Konyap]
#23798404 - 11/03/16 05:21 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Id do it for sure
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koods
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: BANANA.MAN] 1
#23798412 - 11/03/16 05:23 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Enjoywho
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: koods]
#23798419 - 11/03/16 05:27 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Off Craig's list I fucked some dudes wife for him for his birthday for free. Picked me up naked not bad lookin chic in the back. He had a 2 inch penis that made a lot more sense.
For 10 grand sure why not. I'm not sexually inhibited shit I'd let him hit it for an extra 100.
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Enjoywho] 1
#23798430 - 11/03/16 05:30 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'd do it just for the experience.
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larry.fisherman
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: moonrockmushy]
#23798436 - 11/03/16 05:31 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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You never know, maybe jerkin old dudes would really up your fapping game.
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Seriously_trippin
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Enjoywho]
#23798438 - 11/03/16 05:32 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Enjoywho said: Off Craig's list I fucked some dudes wife for him for his birthday for free. Picked me up naked not bad lookin chic in the back. He had a 2 inch penis that made a lot more sense.
For 10 grand sure why not. I'm not sexually inhibited shit I'd let him hit it for an extra 100.
2 inches at full sail ? That's awful
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Ya man. The ad was ridiculous. I felt really bad for the dude. But he still got a chick to marry him so what the hell do I know. I was 20 at the time. I thought it was insane but at 3 am as I had blue balls from being at a strip club. All bets are off.
They have kids and shit together Bla Bla Bla. I know it was his wife that pressed it and he has no confidence but he still got someone to love him. She wants some dick. Interesting experience I know more than I should have.
It wasn't really satisfying at all. As she was blindfolded and just rode my cock. I still cannot believe I did that but it makes an interesting story. Gushed all over me. I showered and threw my clothes in the laundry after.
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: moonrockmushy] 1
#23798649 - 11/03/16 06:38 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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moonrockmushy said: I'd do it just for the experience.
Am I old enough?
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