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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23797178 - 11/03/16 10:42 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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I find that hard to believe

10,000 dollrs is sitting in front of you and you wont beat this dude off for it because youre a hippy?



Believe it. Money is the last thing I am worried about. In fact I dont worry about it. I am far from enlightenment but I still have no need for excessive money.


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #23797191 - 11/03/16 10:49 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Do you need food and shelter?


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Crazy_Horse]
    #23797201 - 11/03/16 10:54 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I'd probably settle for a 1,000$.


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: TNK]
    #23797286 - 11/03/16 11:24 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I don't think I'd do it for 100,000


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23797291 - 11/03/16 11:26 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Why not cookies? What's the big whoop


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #23797297 - 11/03/16 11:27 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Whoop Whoop thats the sound of the police!


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23797372 - 11/03/16 11:48 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

It has been my observation that once a person starts doing sexual acts for money, they usually continue down that path in other ways because they see how easy it is to make a quick buck for doing something so quick/easy.


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Sheekle] * 2
    #23797403 - 11/03/16 11:59 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

You need to find less disturbing ways of making money.


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    #23797485 - 11/03/16 12:21 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: ruaware]
    #23797501 - 11/03/16 12:26 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Gay for pay is on your mind wlot


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #23797515 - 11/03/16 12:30 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

It is. If he charges money he can pretend that he's not really that gay.


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: koods]
    #23798347 - 11/03/16 04:57 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

not jerking off a dude for 10k is kinda gay:shrug:


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Konyap]
    #23798404 - 11/03/16 05:21 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Id do it for sure


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: BANANA.MAN] * 1
    #23798412 - 11/03/16 05:23 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: koods]
    #23798419 - 11/03/16 05:27 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Off Craig's list I fucked some dudes wife for him for his birthday for free.  Picked me up naked not bad lookin chic in the back. He had a 2 inch penis that made a lot more sense.

For 10 grand sure why not. I'm not sexually inhibited shit I'd let him hit it for an extra 100.


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Enjoywho] * 1
    #23798430 - 11/03/16 05:30 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I'd do it just for the experience.


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23798436 - 11/03/16 05:31 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

You never know, maybe jerkin old dudes would really up your fapping game.


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #23798438 - 11/03/16 05:32 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Enjoywho said:
Off Craig's list I fucked some dudes wife for him for his birthday for free.  Picked me up naked not bad lookin chic in the back. He had a 2 inch penis that made a lot more sense.

For 10 grand sure why not. I'm not sexually inhibited shit I'd let him hit it for an extra 100.



2 inches at full sail ? That's awful


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Seriously_trippin] * 1
    #23798512 - 11/03/16 05:52 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Ya man. The ad was ridiculous. I felt really bad for the dude. But he still got a chick to marry him so what the hell do I know. I was 20 at the time. I thought it was insane but at 3 am as I had blue balls from being at a strip club. All bets are off.


They have kids and shit together Bla Bla Bla. I know it was his wife that pressed it and he has no confidence but he still got someone to love him. She wants some dick. Interesting experience I know more than I should have.

It wasn't really satisfying at all. As she was blindfolded and just rode my cock. I still cannot believe I did that but it makes an interesting story. Gushed all over me. I showered and threw my clothes in the laundry after.


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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: moonrockmushy] * 1
    #23798649 - 11/03/16 06:38 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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I'd do it just for the experience.




Am I old enough?


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