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Sheekle
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Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000?
#23797014 - 11/03/16 09:21 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Like 80 year old man?
I'd do that shit in a fuckin heartbeat bro who gives a fuck 10k is a fat stack of cash.
would you?
if you say no you're either rich or lying. 10,000 dollars, with your name on it, for like 20 mins of work
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Sheekle]
#23797019 - 11/03/16 09:26 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Like in person or like a picture?
If a picture then yeah I don't see half of what I'm looking at anyway.
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Sheekle] 12
#23797022 - 11/03/16 09:28 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: Like 80 year old man?
I'd do that shit in a fuckin heartbeat bro who gives a fuck 10k is a fat stack of cash.
would you?
if you say no you're either rich or lying. 10,000 dollars, with your name on it, for like 20 mins of work
You seem like you would do it for a Virginia slim ciggarette
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Sheekle] 6
#23797027 - 11/03/16 09:33 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: Like 80 year old man?
I'd do that shit in a fuckin heartbeat bro who gives a fuck 10k is a fat stack of cash.
would you?
if you say no you're either rich or lying. 10,000 dollars, with your name on it, for like 20 mins of work
You'd for it for free. /thread
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Sheekle]
#23797035 - 11/03/16 09:36 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: Like 80 year old man?
I'd do that shit in a fuckin heartbeat bro who gives a fuck 10k is a fat stack of cash.
would you?
if you say no you're either rich or lying. 10,000 dollars, with your name on it, for like 20 mins of work
It's an old dude, Sheekle. It'll take about an hour or so.
But hell yeah I'd do it. I'd do it every day until I can buy a house.
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#23797039 - 11/03/16 09:38 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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question is very random yet specific
me thinks sheek's gramp's homie is well off financially and is looking for a young 20-something to stroke him off because the clips on pornhub just aren't cutting it anymore
do it sheek, 10 G's is 10 G's bruh
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Turtletotem] 2
#23797044 - 11/03/16 09:41 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Turtletotem said:
But hell yeah I'd do it. I'd do it every day until I can buy a house.
"So what do you do for a living?"
"Ummm...I ummm...I provide fun activities and entertainment for senior citizens."
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Turtletotem]
#23797058 - 11/03/16 09:49 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Turtletotem said:
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Sheekle said: Like 80 year old man?
I'd do that shit in a fuckin heartbeat bro who gives a fuck 10k is a fat stack of cash.
would you?
if you say no you're either rich or lying. 10,000 dollars, with your name on it, for like 20 mins of work
It's an old dude, Sheekle. It'll take about an hour or so.
But hell yeah I'd do it. I'd do it every day until I can buy a house.
how nice of a house are you looking to buy?
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Niffla



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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23797067 - 11/03/16 09:53 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said:
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Turtletotem said:
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Sheekle said: Like 80 year old man?
I'd do that shit in a fuckin heartbeat bro who gives a fuck 10k is a fat stack of cash.
would you?
if you say no you're either rich or lying. 10,000 dollars, with your name on it, for like 20 mins of work
It's an old dude, Sheekle. It'll take about an hour or so.
But hell yeah I'd do it. I'd do it every day until I can buy a house.
how nice of a house are you looking to buy?
This one.
http://www.zillow.com/homes/for_sale/Los-Angeles-CA/20529319_zpid/12447_rid/priced_sort/34.472033,-117.971879,33.568289,-118.850785_rect/9_zm/0_mmm/
How many old man jerk off sessions would that take, just give me a rough estimate
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Niffla] 2
#23797071 - 11/03/16 09:57 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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You will be jacking off old dudes forever just to pay the taxes on that place.
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Niffla



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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Crazy_Horse] 1
#23797092 - 11/03/16 10:08 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Crazy_Horse said: You will be jacking off old dudes forever just to pay the taxes on that place.
I'll hire a bunch of illegals, pennies on the dollar
dozens of them
we'll be stroking geezers around the clock
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Niffla]
#23797095 - 11/03/16 10:10 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Id beat off a dude for $1000 Wouldn't blow smeone for less than $10,000
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CookieCrumbs
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: ModestMouse] 1
#23797110 - 11/03/16 10:20 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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man i totally misread the op. No sheekle you're gross.
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Sheekle]
#23797119 - 11/03/16 10:23 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Maybe for 25k if he was still able enough to be taking care of himself for the most part. I can't believe I'm saying this but he would have to be nice and stuff too. If you think about it, I'm not so sure that most people would go to a bar and pick up the first ugly chud who tries to tug your hamstick if you're looking for a 'new experience.' Know what I mean? It would need to be an exceptional old dude. Most old dudes can't even bathe themselves properly. I get like, -500 out of thinking about dicks if that makes sense. No way I'm gonna be jacking some greasy stank sausage.
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: CookieCrumbs]
#23797122 - 11/03/16 10:25 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Nope. Because I am simply not a materialistic oriented person. My Opinion on money is very different than everyone else's.
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: spirit_shadow] 8
#23797126 - 11/03/16 10:27 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Damn you're hella enlightened
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: spirit_shadow] 3
#23797131 - 11/03/16 10:28 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I find that hard to believe
10,000 dollrs is sitting in front of you and you wont beat this dude off for it because youre a hippy?
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: ModestMouse]
#23797142 - 11/03/16 10:33 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Fuck yes I'd do it! 10000 grand is worth an hour with a shriveled old dick in your hands
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Sheekle] 1
#23797155 - 11/03/16 10:36 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Sheekle..
Jizzing over your face for $300.. Jerking off an old man for $10,000..
Are we building up to something?
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Re: Would you jerk off an old dude for $10,000? [Re: Patlal] 1
#23797170 - 11/03/16 10:40 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Patlal said: Fuck yes I'd do it! 10000 grand is worth an hour with a shriveled old dick in your hands
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