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Getting out of a DUI
    #23795155 - 11/02/16 04:53 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Firstly, I want to say that driving drunk is fucking retarded.  I did it a lot when i was young and dumb but I like to think that I'm all grown up now.  Living in a city that has great mass transit, and not having a car or DL helps, but either way, I'm very much against it now.


However, back in my drunk driving days, I always wondered what would happen if I did the following...

Always keep a bottle of vodka in the back seat or somewhere that's easily accessible.  If I get pulled over and I KNOW that I'm going to be caught over the limit, I jump out of the drivers seat with the bottle of vodka, run in front of the cops car so that I'm on his dash cam, and then swig a few big gulps from the bottle and then smash the bottle of vodka onto the ground. 

You would undoubtedly be going to jail for something right, but what???  It wouldn't be drunk driving would it?  I could just say that when I get nervous I drink and that I panicked when i got pulled over and I swigged a bunch of vodka.  They wouldn't know how much because the bottle was smashed.  Yeah they can take my blood over have me breathe into a breathalyzer, but couldn't I say that I'm just shit faced from the vodka I drank in the middle of the street?  As ridiculous as all of this sounds, it would still help me evade a DUI right?


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Re: Getting out of a DUI [Re: DustyBottoms]
    #23795164 - 11/02/16 04:55 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Did you suck the officer off upon being detained? If you didn't get it out of the way it just snowballs.

Soon your gonna have road rash on your knees from the DA and all his friends.

My advice is go to court shit faced as fuck and literally shit on the floor.


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Re: Getting out of a DUI [Re: DustyBottoms]
    #23795171 - 11/02/16 04:56 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

You're dumber than I thought if you really believe that would work. What the fuck is wrong with you


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Re: Getting out of a DUI [Re: DustyBottoms] * 1
    #23795174 - 11/02/16 04:57 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

One might get shot, tasered or beaten

That would be a horrible idea. DUI anyways, drinking in public, disturbing the peace, littering, drunk and disorderly, possibly reckless endangerment if there's any traffic.


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Re: Getting out of a DUI [Re: vandago]
    #23795186 - 11/02/16 05:00 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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You would undoubtedly be going to jail for something right, but what???  It wouldn't be drunk driving would it?  I could just say that when I get nervous I drink and that I panicked when i got pulled over and I swigged a bunch of vodka.  They wouldn't know how much because the bottle was smashed.  Yeah they can take my blood over have me breathe into a breathalyzer, but couldn't I say that I'm just shit faced from the vodka I drank in the middle of the street?  As ridiculous as all of this sounds, it would still help me evade a DUI right?





Good lord I didn't see this :facepalm:

I feel like if you get pulled over being clearly drunk, and the cop shoots you when you jump out like a maniac waving a bottle around, peace out candy man.

I dunno I usually don't say those things. I hate cops. But come on man.  You think that's a reasonable solution to drinking and driving.


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Re: Getting out of a DUI [Re: vandago]
    #23795197 - 11/02/16 05:02 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah i hope they taze his ass as soon as he jumps out of the car and tries to smash the bottle :lol:


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Re: Getting out of a DUI [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #23795203 - 11/02/16 05:03 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I sometimes wonder if I ran into the swamp after hitting a phone pole instead of waiting for the cops like a chump if I would have got away.  I probably would have.

You know it takes time for alcohol to metabolize, right?  If you blow BAL >.08 you've been drinking at least a couple hours.


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Re: Getting out of a DUI [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23795212 - 11/02/16 05:06 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

You guys can all suck my nut sack.  I'm high as shit and weird thoughts/questions pop into my mind when I'm this high.

I don't have a DL and haven't driven a car in almost 4 years so this was just a high/curious question. 

Drunk driving is dumb but I have done it.  And I'm sure you all have too. 

Suck my nuts,
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Re: Getting out of a DUI [Re: DustyBottoms]
    #23795217 - 11/02/16 05:07 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Lol why you mad though?


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Re: Getting out of a DUI [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #23795218 - 11/02/16 05:08 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

cuz you guys are ruining my buzz


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Re: Getting out of a DUI [Re: DustyBottoms] * 4
    #23795221 - 11/02/16 05:08 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Then stop asking retarded questions


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Re: Getting out of a DUI [Re: DustyBottoms]
    #23795225 - 11/02/16 05:10 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

DustyBottoms said:
Drunk driving is dumb but I have done it.  And I'm sure you all have too. 




I've only driven like 10x, actually avoided driving in my teens because I was a lush and didn't trust myself (good call imo), now I'm just broke :lol:


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Re: Getting out of a DUI [Re: DustyBottoms]
    #23795229 - 11/02/16 05:10 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Awwwww.  Did the sad little guy get upset? 

It's ok coach.  You got this.  I just think you should swap vodka out for a airsoft gun is all. Tell him every time you get nervous you gotta shoot targets.

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Re: Getting out of a DUI [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #23795231 - 11/02/16 05:10 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Malcolm_Xtasy said:
Then stop asking retarded questions




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Re: Getting out of a DUI [Re: DustyBottoms]
    #23795233 - 11/02/16 05:11 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Even if you stop asking stupid questions, have you read your sn?


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Re: Getting out of a DUI [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23795237 - 11/02/16 05:13 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

moonrockmushy said:

You know it takes time for alcohol to metabolize, right?  If you blow BAL >.08 you've been drinking at least a couple hours.





Ok, then how about shoving the bottle of vodka up your asshole for a good ol fashioned butt chug and then smashing the bottle???

Whos retarded now????


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Re: Getting out of a DUI [Re: vandago]
    #23795242 - 11/02/16 05:15 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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vandago said:
Even if you stop asking stupid questions, have you read your sn?




what's sn?


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Re: Getting out of a DUI [Re: DustyBottoms]
    #23795245 - 11/02/16 05:16 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Pretend you're sleeping. They can't do shit with you if you just go dead weight and pretend you're asleep.


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Re: Getting out of a DUI [Re: shadyy] * 2
    #23795256 - 11/02/16 05:18 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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i hate liz said:
Pretend you're sleeping. They can't do shit with you if you just go dead weight and pretend you're asleep.




They can stick their fingers in your butt to see if you're faking it, its the law


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Re: Getting out of a DUI [Re: shadyy]
    #23795258 - 11/02/16 05:19 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I thought I was foolish:lol:


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