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Hot little Blonde Woman..... 2
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...20(older than me) studying journalism at FSU. We met at a club Halloween night. I was in my trump costume, which was just a suit, red tie and a trump wig. I didn't chat with her, she saw me and instantly started grinding on me.
And yes, you shroomery pervs, of course I will post pictures of her, so don't feel the need to ask 
You can see for yourself how succulent it is.


http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph581a1e3432f2d
I could only get a snapchat, so I apologize for the short video
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larry.fisherman
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#23794198 - 11/02/16 10:40 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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That watch is tacky as fuck. I'm real glad you got off to the gap in her teeth though. We're all so happy for you.
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the link doesn't work not that im trying to jerk off lol
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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: Konyap]
#23794214 - 11/02/16 10:47 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Try it now you horny fuck
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#23794217 - 11/02/16 10:47 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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lol at the Trump sign in the background
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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: Webster10]
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it's not working must be scat porn or something lol
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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: Webster10]
#23794221 - 11/02/16 10:48 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Would not fuck. That picture is living breathing proof she is a whore.
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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: JustForToday] 3
#23794227 - 11/02/16 10:51 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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She was a straight up whore, that's why I fucked
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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: Webster10]
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Everyone likes to get it in. Just because they don't want to make a game of it that doesn't mean they are popping dicks into every whole with every opportunity. If she was such a whore though, how'd the cum taste? I heard it all tastes slightly different so I'm sure you had a bit of a salad to chew on.
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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: Webster10]
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you mean she's sober and you didn't pay her that's why it was o.k. to fuck...
but yeah man just delete the link in a couple days instead of making it hard to get too, it still doesn't work without spaces
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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: Webster10]
#23794237 - 11/02/16 10:53 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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You got to up your standards. Save it for someone is also saving it for someone else. Feels better and you don't have to fuck for hours to catch a nut.
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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: JustForToday]
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I would have had sex with a whore on halloween if I had the money new chicks come out on that day but so does the potential for it to be a cop because they aren't a regular lol
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#23794251 - 11/02/16 10:58 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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did you grab her by her pussy?
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I indeed did. After asking, "are you on the trump train?" I went right for it.
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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: JustForToday]
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Caught like 5 nuts in an hour
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Must've been a few quick ones there champ.
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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: Konyap]
#23794268 - 11/02/16 11:04 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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The video got deleted cause of sexual content 
If anyone can tell me how to upload a video you'll get to see her getting rammed
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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: Webster10]
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Webster10 said: Caught like 5 nuts in an hour 
you need to up your game, son. That's only 12 min between nuts.
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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: Webster10]
#23794277 - 11/02/16 11:07 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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post it on pornhub
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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: ballsalsa]
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Personally if I end up fucking for an hour I'm gonna nut twice at most.
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#23794283 - 11/02/16 11:09 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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You were both fantasizing about Donald Trump while having sex with each other.
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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: Webster10]
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And Webby, no one really wants to see how your dick gets fed. Most of us have been on the viewing end of a girl getting smashed like the Hulk just got kicked in the balls.
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It's the hair, it will get you every time.
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convert it to mp4 and just upload it to media fire
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XLCaps said: Personally if I end up fucking for an hour I'm gonna nut twice at most.
You're a champ. But honestly, you're not fucking tight, fresh, 20 y/o pussy. This girl was so tight I literally couldn't get a finger in at first. Pussy was tight as fuck, and she was a squirter. She got to me
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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: Webster10]
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Webster10 said:
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph581a1e3432f2d
I could only get a snapchat, so I apologize for the short video

FOR THE SHROOMERY
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make the video unprivate
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XLCaps said: Personally if I end up fucking for an hour I'm gonna nut twice at most.
seems respectable. 2-3 in an hour seems pretty standard really. unless you're racing the chick, in which case just bust it out in like 2 min and be like "I WIN!"
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Webster10 said:
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XLCaps said: Personally if I end up fucking for an hour I'm gonna nut twice at most.
You're a champ. But honestly, you're not fucking tight, fresh, 20 y/o pussy. This girl was so tight I literally couldn't get a finger in at first. Pussy was tight as fuck, and she was a squirter. She got to me
You're right, I'm not. She'll be 20 soon though 
Congrats on the tight pussy though, that's the best part of the thread. It really puts it into perspective. There's nothing like a cock strangler of a pussy to show a man the finer things in life.
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Webster10 said:
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XLCaps said: Personally if I end up fucking for an hour I'm gonna nut twice at most.
You're a champ. But honestly, you're not fucking tight, fresh, 20 y/o pussy. This girl was so tight I literally couldn't get a finger in at first. Pussy was tight as fuck, and she was a squirter. She got to me
As if being 20 makes your pussy tighter. Thats just physiology bro. Different for everyone.
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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: ballsalsa]
#23794340 - 11/02/16 11:30 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I wonder if it still feels the same when they're in their 70s and stuff. Some handsome shroomerite should take one for the team and lay out the specifics for us. Then we will know for sure.
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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: ballsalsa]
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ballsalsa said:
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Webster10 said:
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XLCaps said: Personally if I end up fucking for an hour I'm gonna nut twice at most.
You're a champ. But honestly, you're not fucking tight, fresh, 20 y/o pussy. This girl was so tight I literally couldn't get a finger in at first. Pussy was tight as fuck, and she was a squirter. She got to me
As if being 20 makes your pussy tighter. Thats just physiology bro. Different for everyone.
yup.
tightest pussy i had was 23 or 24 at the time.
damn i miss that pussy sometimes
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Pussy, pussy, on the wall Who's the tightest of them all?
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Burke Dennings said: You were both fantasizing about Donald Trump while having sex with each other.
Nah brah, she specifically asked me take the wig off before I started
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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: Webster10]
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Webster10 said:
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Burke Dennings said: You were both fantasizing about Donald Trump while having sex with each other.
Nah brah, she specifically asked me take the wig off before I started
thank god for that.
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#23794364 - 11/02/16 11:38 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Are those fleas or freckles on her ass?
Does she know that you put her pic on the internet?...She's ok with that? Man...you sure do show your age sometimes.
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Yeah I was gonna say realizing he's less than 20 years old explains alot.
Also if women realized you put all of their pictures up on the internet without their consent your life would be hell. Which you do post alot of women's pictures. As if you don't have friends to brag to...
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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: Webster10] 3
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Sorry, but this video is private.
You must be friends with Webster1010 to view this video.
Well fuck that.
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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: Webster10] 3
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Webster10 said:
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Burke Dennings said: You were both fantasizing about Donald Trump while having sex with each other.
Nah brah, she specifically asked me take the wig off before I started

I cant help but notice that you didnt deny that you were fantasizing about Trump while having sex with her, only that she wasnt.
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Jesus Christ Webster, this is tacky as fuck.
I had sex with a fat chick when I was 19 as well. Should I make a thread about it?
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Webster10 said:
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Burke Dennings said: You were both fantasizing about Donald Trump while having sex with each other.
Nah brah, she specifically asked me take the wig off before I started

I cant help but notice that you didnt deny that you were fantasizing about Trump while having sex with her, only that she wasnt.
I admittedly was
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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: koods]
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koods said: Jesus Christ Webster, this is tacky as fuck.
I had sex with a fat chick when I was 19 as well. Should I make a thread about it?
Didn't you tell me you've never fucked a girl?
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#23794505 - 11/02/16 12:43 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Maybe that's why you came so many times.
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Sorry, but this video is private.
You must be friends with Webster1010 to view this video.
Well fuck that.
I made it public but it takes a minute to change over
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remember kids it dont count if u use viagra
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I was so drunk, I'm honestly surprised I got hard. I had to stop 3 or 4 times to go the bathroom and make myself throw up
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looks like heaven smiled up on you that night xD
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That watch though
I'd say it takes decades of self earned financial success to properly sport any watch on that level without giving off the spoiled kid vibe (assuming it's a real watch with real gold and brand value in it)
You might consider selling it or putting it away for a while, if you know what I mean.
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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: trees]
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It was only $300, and I paid for it myself. Not real gold, just a normal MK watch.
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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: g00ru]
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God was very gracious indeed
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probs for posting pics and a video.
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so Webster is a two pump chump, and he paid $300 for a fake gold watch.
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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: Dark_Star]
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Everyone knows i'm the craziest person on these boards. +1 if you agree. But I would never do this shit that you did in this thread bro.
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I'd gladly watch 10 full length versions of OPs shitty videos if it meant never having to see or hear about your "romantic exploits" again.
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Shroomslip said: I'd gladly watch 10 full length versions of OPs shitty videos if it meant never having to see or hear about your "romantic exploits" again. 
You're just jealous you're not my lover.
Buy me a BMW and i'll think about it.
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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: JustForToday] 1
#23795724 - 11/02/16 08:05 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yeah, that's really not it.
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ModestMouse
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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: JustForToday]
#23795756 - 11/02/16 08:17 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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JustForToday said: I would never do this shit that you did in this thread bro.
No shit, you don't fuck women you watch porn.
@Webster, props on the college action. But major no-no on that video/pictures. Did you tell her you were gonna post that shit on a drug forum? lol.
I banged a few dimes in my times... It's great but gets old fast (at least for me). Stability is better for the long haul. Enjoy it while it lasts, after college women start to look at personality a bit more before they drunkenly decide to fuck douchebags.
Also I had to at people dick-sizing over how long they/you last in bed. I am in and done in 5 minutes, and have no shame about that. My girl still busts, and I don't have to pump for a fuckin half hour before i'm satisfied. Really foreplay is where it's at.
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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: ModestMouse] 1
#23795770 - 11/02/16 08:23 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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ModestMouse said:
I am in and done in 5 minutes, and have no shame about that. My girl still busts, and I don't have to pump for a fuckin half hour before i'm satisfied.
"Have to"?
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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: Repertoire89]
#23795779 - 11/02/16 08:26 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yeah bud I get sick of that shit pretty quick. Feels great until you've been at it non stop for 20-30 minutes. Dope sex was like that... enjoyable to a point than its tiring
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Quote:
sanchothestoner said:
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Webster10 said:
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph581a1e3432f2d
I could only get a snapchat, so I apologize for the short video

FOR THE SHROOMERY
Well that was annoying.
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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: Ras Rising]
#23795841 - 11/02/16 08:48 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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When I fucked Debbie before. I took a shitload of bendryl throughout the day trying to sleep. We fucked so hard and so long the 3rd time I was sweating like I had just got out of the shower after we finished. Then she sucked me off to top it off.. and to think that will never happen again makes me want to trip on a banana peel on a sky scraper..
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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: JustForToday]
#23795852 - 11/02/16 08:50 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Did something happen to your peepee?
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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: JustForToday]
#23795853 - 11/02/16 08:51 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I never understood until well...
now, It's mommy issues you had.
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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: Repertoire89]
#23795862 - 11/02/16 08:53 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Repertoire89 said: Did something happen to your peepee?
You want dick pics? I got to declined that offer homie. Tits first or gtfo.
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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: JustForToday] 1
#23795883 - 11/02/16 08:59 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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JustForToday said:
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Repertoire89 said:
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JustForToday said: .. and to think that will never happen again..
Did something happen to your peepee?
You want dick pics? I got to declined that offer homie. Tits first or gtfo.
You said you'll never have sex or get a blow job again, I don't want to see your broken dick.
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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: JustForToday] 1
#23795890 - 11/02/16 09:01 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I was gonna compile into one giant post, every post you've made about Debbie and then stopped halfway through because it's just one giant wall of ridiculousness.
Find a new woman to talk about already, fuck.
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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: JustForToday]
#23795908 - 11/02/16 09:07 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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JustForToday said:
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Repertoire89 said: Did something happen to your peepee?
You want dick pics? I got to declined that offer homie. Tits first or gtfo.
Why are guys in Florida so sexually damaged?
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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: koods]
#23795955 - 11/02/16 09:22 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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koods said:
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JustForToday said:
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Repertoire89 said: Did something happen to your peepee?
You want dick pics? I got to declined that offer homie. Tits first or gtfo.
Why are guys in Florida so sexually damaged?
I think its just in general no need to add any qualifiers.
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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: Dark_Star]
#23796098 - 11/02/16 10:14 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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You guys can give me all the shit in the world, I fucked a hot bitch on Halloween in my Trump costume
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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: Webster10] 5
#23796110 - 11/02/16 10:18 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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im glad u finally got laid bro, u've been out of ur element lately..
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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: zZZz]
#23796117 - 11/02/16 10:20 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Lmfao. This thread.
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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: TheMovement]
#23796482 - 11/03/16 12:43 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Great, isn't it? By the way, the video is probably public by now.
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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: Webster10]
#23796514 - 11/03/16 01:10 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Why would you even post this. I dont get it.
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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: Webster10] 3
#23796553 - 11/03/16 01:55 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Lol that long ass hair coming out of her vag
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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: Webster10] 1
#23796625 - 11/03/16 03:17 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Webster10 said:

Who gets a blowjob with their boxers still on?!?
Fucking amatuer.
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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: Webster10] 2
#23796634 - 11/03/16 03:24 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Webster10 said: ...20(older than me) studying journalism at FSU. We met at a club Halloween night. I was in my trump costume, which was just a suit, red tie and a trump wig. I didn't chat with her, she saw me and instantly started grinding on me.
And yes, you shroomery pervs, of course I will post pictures of her, so don't feel the need to ask 
You can see for yourself how succulent it is.


http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph581a1e3432f2d
I could only get a snapchat, so I apologize for the short video
20 years is older than you?

This explains everything.
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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: Turtletotem]
#23796745 - 11/03/16 05:38 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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You said blonde
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Webster10
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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: ZacksJourney]
#23796758 - 11/03/16 05:56 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yeah well I meant dirty blonde. Dirty, just like her
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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: ak47myth]
#23796760 - 11/03/16 05:56 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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ak47myth said: Why would you even post this. I dont get it.
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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: Webster10]
#23796761 - 11/03/16 05:57 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Does she know your posting pictures of her online? Should really get an ok before doing that
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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: alexmir]
#23797571 - 11/03/16 12:54 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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id smash, good on ya
now eat her booty
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