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InvisibleSirShroomsAlott
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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: Webster10] * 3
    #23794455 - 11/02/16 12:21 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Webster10 said:
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Burke Dennings said:
You were both fantasizing about Donald Trump while having sex with each other.



Nah brah, she specifically asked me take the wig off before I started




:hmm:

I cant help but notice that you didnt deny that you were fantasizing about Trump while having sex with her, only that she wasnt.


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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: SirShroomsAlott] * 7
    #23794468 - 11/02/16 12:31 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Jesus Christ Webster, this is tacky as fuck.

I had sex with a fat chick when I was 19 as well. Should I make a thread about it?


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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: SirShroomsAlott] * 1
    #23794500 - 11/02/16 12:43 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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SirShroomsAlott said:
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Webster10 said:
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Burke Dennings said:
You were both fantasizing about Donald Trump while having sex with each other.



Nah brah, she specifically asked me take the wig off before I started




:hmm:

I cant help but notice that you didnt deny that you were fantasizing about Trump while having sex with her, only that she wasnt.



I admittedly was


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OfflineWebster10
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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: koods]
    #23794504 - 11/02/16 12:43 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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koods said:
Jesus Christ Webster, this is tacky as fuck.

I had sex with a fat chick when I was 19 as well. Should I make a thread about it?



Didn't you tell me you've never fucked a girl?


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Invisiblelarry.fisherman
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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: Webster10] * 5
    #23794505 - 11/02/16 12:43 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Maybe that's why you came so many times.


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OfflineWebster10
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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: psi]
    #23794513 - 11/02/16 12:48 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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psi said:
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Sorry, but this video is private.

You must be friends with Webster1010 to view this video.




Well fuck that.



I made it public but it takes a minute to change over


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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: Webster10]
    #23794556 - 11/02/16 01:12 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

remember kids it dont count if u use viagra


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OfflineWebster10
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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: g00ru] * 1
    #23794559 - 11/02/16 01:14 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I was so drunk, I'm honestly surprised I got hard. I had to stop 3 or 4 times to go the bathroom and make myself throw up


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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: Webster10]
    #23794563 - 11/02/16 01:16 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

looks like heaven smiled up on you that night xD


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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: g00ru] * 3
    #23794586 - 11/02/16 01:28 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

That watch though

I'd say it takes decades of self earned financial success to properly sport any watch on that level without giving off the spoiled kid vibe (assuming it's a real watch with real gold and brand value in it)

You might consider selling it or putting it away for a while, if you know what I mean. :shrug:


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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: trees]
    #23794708 - 11/02/16 02:10 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

It was only $300, and I paid for it myself. Not real gold, just a normal MK watch.


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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: g00ru]
    #23794710 - 11/02/16 02:11 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

God was very gracious indeed


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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: Webster10]
    #23794754 - 11/02/16 02:28 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

probs for posting pics and a video.


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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: sanchothestoner] * 7
    #23795635 - 11/02/16 07:26 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

:haha: so Webster is a two pump chump, and he paid $300 for a fake gold watch.


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OfflineJustForToday
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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: Dark_Star]
    #23795656 - 11/02/16 07:35 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Everyone knows i'm the craziest person on these boards. +1 if you agree. But I would never do this shit that you did in this thread bro.


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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: JustForToday]
    #23795663 - 11/02/16 07:36 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

:lolsy:


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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: JustForToday] * 1
    #23795687 - 11/02/16 07:46 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I'd gladly watch 10 full length versions of OPs shitty videos if it meant never having to see or hear about your "romantic exploits" again. :shrug:


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I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: Shroomslip]
    #23795696 - 11/02/16 07:51 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomslip said:
I'd gladly watch 10 full length versions of OPs shitty videos if it meant never having to see or hear about your "romantic exploits" again. :shrug:




You're just jealous you're not my lover.

Buy me a BMW and i'll think about it.


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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: JustForToday] * 1
    #23795724 - 11/02/16 08:05 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah, that's really not it.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Hot little Blonde Woman..... [Re: JustForToday]
    #23795756 - 11/02/16 08:17 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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JustForToday said:
I would never do this shit that you did in this thread bro.



No shit, you don't fuck women you watch porn.

@Webster, props on the college action. But major no-no on that video/pictures. Did you tell her you were gonna post that shit on a drug forum? lol.

I banged a few dimes in my times... It's great but gets old fast (at least for me). Stability is better for the long haul. Enjoy it while it lasts, after college women start to look at personality a bit more before they drunkenly decide to fuck douchebags.

Also I had to :lol: at people dick-sizing over how long they/you last in bed. I am in and done in 5 minutes, and have no shame about that. My girl still busts, and I don't have to pump for a fuckin half hour before i'm satisfied. Really foreplay is where it's at.


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