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OfflineConnoisseur

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EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION * 2
    #23793725 - 11/02/16 05:37 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

just shot up 3meopcp and drank a kratom smoothie for breakfast!

how the fuck are you today world?


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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23793777 - 11/02/16 06:29 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Totally jelly. Wish I were home. :sad:


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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: shadyy]
    #23793781 - 11/02/16 06:31 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

what you up to liz?


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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23793792 - 11/02/16 06:41 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

the usual breakfast of coffee, kratom, cigarettes, and an english muffin.

going to be finishing uploading and processing files onto my new server today at work!


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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23793805 - 11/02/16 06:52 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

CoN was you listening to this s0ng when you made this thread?

:hairmetal:
And yes I actually like koRn (even though I only listen to them once in a blue moon)
THey had a few good albums
And hell even some of there new material is good





Butt anyways good morning everyone:sunny:
I'm making a beef free roast
GOld potatoes (sliced in 4s)  carrots,  spices Stubbs beef marinade roasted in a iron skillet for a hour to a baked soft golden crisp:drooling:

Smoking hella  dank
Tonight is my Friday night at work


Not sure what I'll do this weekend,  prolly just do a few drugs, exercise , go out do some errands

The usual


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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: SunnyD]
    #23793809 - 11/02/16 06:54 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

morning sunny!


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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23793822 - 11/02/16 07:01 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Howdy Conn ! :wave:
I had a pretty chill and easy night at work

Prolly doing LSD Saturday night
ANd may get some DXM gels and dose those this weekend


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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: SunnyD]
    #23793826 - 11/02/16 07:03 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

ive heard DXM and LSD makes for an interesting experience


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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23793833 - 11/02/16 07:10 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

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ive heard DXM and LSD makes for an interesting experience




I've heard that too!

:hi:

Did that shot burn at all conn?

I'm gonna head to class soon. Gonna try to hang around school for a while after, make some new friends.

Gotta find a way to make a clean-burning flame to sterilize these spore syringes so I can start innoculating


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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: I Love Lucid]
    #23793836 - 11/02/16 07:14 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

nope no burn on the shot it may have if i missed tho


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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23793838 - 11/02/16 07:16 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I'm sick, but otherwise good :grin:

Just dropped the kids off at school and got the wife out to work. Now it's time for a bowl :yesnod:


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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23793839 - 11/02/16 07:16 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

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ive heard DXM and LSD makes for an interesting experience



Not mixed
Seperate night's




Also this roast is :drooling:
IM finding magic in the world of cooking

IMa make a thread with pictures! THis weekend at the earliest

Called
Cheap Hella dank food!


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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: SunnyD]
    #23793841 - 11/02/16 07:17 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

chefffff it uppppp


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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: SunnyD]
    #23793846 - 11/02/16 07:24 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Seriously yall


Potatoes n carrots roasted in a spicy marinade is a amazing cheap meal


I'm in heavens
I'ma  smoke n eat myself to  sleep n get work over with

Goodnight/morning:drooling::bonghit:


Watching space documentaries
Mind is :mindblown::ancientaliens:
I miss :mxe:

D magic



:peace: n :heart:
For real tho


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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: SunnyD]
    #23793847 - 11/02/16 07:24 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Good morning. Baked, drinking coffee and watching Curb Your Enthusiasm. Work in an hour... I want a smoke so bad but I'm trying to quit. Been smoking 2 to 4 a day for the past week now so its not too bad.


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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: trendal]
    #23793858 - 11/02/16 07:40 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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I'm sick, but otherwise good :grin:

Just dropped the kids off at school the pool and got the wife out to work. Now it's time for a bowl :yesnod:




Fixed :wink:

Im at work, on break right now. How come u up so early Connisouir (sp?) ?


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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: SonicTitan]
    #23793861 - 11/02/16 07:41 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I was able to cut my weed consumption in half - maybe a third - by switching to one of those vape pens (the V2 Pro Series 3 with the Loose Leaf cartridge). I used to struggle to make it through a week with a quarter oz of weed...now I can make it last for two or even three weeks! I still get as high as I used to (though it is a bit different - I put it down to not inhaling all that carbon monoxide) and still smoke the same number of times in a day.

Only problem is now I've ruined the smoking experience! I don't smoke ciggs anymore, so when I cut out smoking weed my taste buds went through a drastic reemergence. I can now taste and smell better, and that's saying something for me - I always did have a pretty good nose. The burning taste of weed just tastes like ash now, though. Not good :frown:


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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: trendal]
    #23793865 - 11/02/16 07:44 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

yah, smoking weed does taste gross, i preper vaping weed, tastes way better.

I like to get to a happy medium by torching the edges of the bud using a microtorch. part smoking part vaping :wink:


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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23793867 - 11/02/16 07:46 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I love the taste of smoking weed. I find vaping makes your weed taste like burnt popcorn.


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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: SonicTitan]
    #23793870 - 11/02/16 07:49 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

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I love the taste of smoking weed. I find vaping makes your weed taste like burnt popcorn.




Lol! It's the other way for me - burning weed tastes like, well, burning weed, but vaped weed tastes fruity with a hint of spices. Or like cheese :smirk:


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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: SonicTitan]
    #23793873 - 11/02/16 07:51 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Smoking weed tastes good as long as you dont heat it up so much that you destroy the flavour. It tastes like vaped weed if you use hemp wick and just let the flame touvh the weed for only a second and keep tapping the flame like that.

Vaping weed tatses good but i cant get good enough hits. It burns my lips before i can hit it hard enough to satisfy my need for a toke.

Smoking hash tastes and smells sooo magnificent.

Vaping hash is wonderful.


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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23793874 - 11/02/16 07:51 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

ive got a problem shroomery.....


i lost my vape in the animal soup of time within the past few days....
Quote:

LogicaL Chaos said:
Quote:

trendal said:
I'm sick, but otherwise good :grin:

Just dropped the kids off at school the pool and got the wife out to work. Now it's time for a bowl :yesnod:




Fixed :wink:

Im at work, on break right now. How come u up so early Connisouir (sp?) ?




didnt sleep last night just been grinding on 3meopcp and now it seems the fun is slowly coming to an end since i just did the last lil bit i had left


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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23793882 - 11/02/16 07:54 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23793914 - 11/02/16 08:15 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I prefer my weed in a big bong with 2 pperculators water  dome and ice

Green hit every toke


Great flavor  :bonghit:


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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: SunnyD]
    #23793922 - 11/02/16 08:18 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I DONT NEEEEEEEEEEDDDDD NOOOOO DOCCCTTTTTAAAAAAAA



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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23793934 - 11/02/16 08:24 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I wonder how many drugs I would need to be on to like my job. I've tried weed, kpin, booze, and kratom. Half of those make it worse and the other half makes it slightly more tolerable while I ruin my work for the rest of the week.


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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: SunnyD]
    #23793935 - 11/02/16 08:24 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

SunnyD said:
I prefer my weed in a big bong with 2 pperculators water  dome and ice

Green hit every toke


Great flavor  :bonghit:



Yeah my friend hits any bowl he smokes no matter how small in 4 or 5 tokes.

Its so much better to cash a bowl in one go.

The only time i take multiple tokes is if im smoking hash because i dont like to torch it too much and it burns too slow if you just light it a little bit.


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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23793938 - 11/02/16 08:25 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

whats your job?


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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23793946 - 11/02/16 08:29 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Geospatial locations corrections data and analysis for commercial insurance. It would be a legit job if I didn't have a bunch of stupid corporate restrictions on me.

Adderall. Also tried adderall. And it helped a little bit. Till I decided that it would be better to work on my novel.


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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: BANANA.MAN]
    #23793947 - 11/02/16 08:30 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Morning yall.

Got up early on my day off to go to Walmart for kickboxing shin guards that they didnt end up having in stock.

Still got some other stuff I needed so whatever. Back home now but probably need a nap because I am still tired. Still need to get those shinguards before class tonight.

Blah.

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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23793948 - 11/02/16 08:30 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

whats your novel about?


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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: CookieCrumbs] * 1
    #23793949 - 11/02/16 08:31 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

YEAH EVERYBODY WAKE THE FUCK UP THIS IS THE EMC WE DONT GIVE A FUCK AROUND HERE WAKE THE FUCK UP WERE ON THE SHROOMERY WHO GIVES A SHIT BITCH IF U LOOK AT ME WRONG I'LL FUCKING PUNCH YOU EVERYBODY WAKE THE FUCK UP OR I'LL PULL YOUR FUCKING HAIR THIS IS THE FUCKIN EMC


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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: Sheekle]
    #23793951 - 11/02/16 08:32 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

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YEAH EVERYBODY WAKE THE FUCK UP THIS IS THE EMC WE DONT GIVE A FUCK AROUND HERE WAKE THE FUCK UP WERE ON THE SHROOMERY WHO GIVES A SHIT BITCH IF U LOOK AT ME WRONG I'LL FUCKING PUNCH YOU EVERYBODY WAKE THE FUCK UP OR I'LL PULL YOUR FUCKING HAIR THIS IS THE FUCKIN EMC




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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23793954 - 11/02/16 08:32 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23793956 - 11/02/16 08:33 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

It's an erotic medieval fantasy novel with magix and demons and war and smut. :cookiemonster:

I wish I could work on it more at work.


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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23793959 - 11/02/16 08:35 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

:pm: me some of your ideas!

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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23793962 - 11/02/16 08:37 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

If I remember I'll post an excerpt when I get home.


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    #23793985 - 11/02/16 08:58 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

"The Sorcereress Veronika moaned erotically as the Demon Blarthagax pounded his huge meaty hell-shaft into her moist, glistening chalice of earthly delights. As the spell reached its crescendo the doors burst wide and Magnifico the Mighty strode in, his long blonde hair billowing in the arcane winds. His muscles glistening and his cock erect, he drew his sword. "Hold Demon!" he bellowed. With a mighty heave he tossed Blarthagax from the tower window, the fiend's piteous wailing trailing off to a dull thud far below. "I will save you sorceress!" he said, as he thrust his meaty cock into her anus heroically."


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    #23794000 - 11/02/16 09:06 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

:rofl: Moonshoe please go away


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    #23794002 - 11/02/16 09:08 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Worried that my novel will outsell yours?

Don't worry, you can use my ideas for your book if you want.

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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23794017 - 11/02/16 09:14 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Connoisseur said:
:pm: me some of your ideas!

:grin:



Hes working for moonshoe. He will steal and sell your ideas. Trust no one!


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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23794025 - 11/02/16 09:17 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

With today's generation I'm sure it would. I'd rate you for that if I'd not already given you 5. It's pretty fuckin epic actually.


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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23794028 - 11/02/16 09:19 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Maybe we can collaborate on a fantasy-erotic epic someday. :cheers:

FYI the Character of "Magnifico the Mighty" is based on SunnyDeenus


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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23794036 - 11/02/16 09:26 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Detailing cars

Found a vanilla Oreo under the seat taste good


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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: watermelon mon]
    #23794046 - 11/02/16 09:33 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

shoeporn is the porn of the future


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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23794054 - 11/02/16 09:35 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Connoisseur said:
what you up to liz?





Just workin'...like a doog.

Work sucks. I know.


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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: shadyy]
    #23794058 - 11/02/16 09:37 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

gotta get that bankkk


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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23794090 - 11/02/16 09:57 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Yip


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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23794113 - 11/02/16 10:09 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah, still waiting for my billion dollar idea.

I'm circling it.

:feelsoldman:


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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: shadyy] * 2
    #23794466 - 11/02/16 12:28 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Gif of the day


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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: shadyy]
    #23794492 - 11/02/16 12:40 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I Don't think any of you guys have the intelligence to even know what to do with my brilliant ideas. I don't.


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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23794705 - 11/02/16 02:09 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

if they are brilliant how do you not know what to do with them?


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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23794718 - 11/02/16 02:14 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I don't think the world is ready for them.


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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23794720 - 11/02/16 02:15 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

the shroomery is ready for them!


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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: Connoisseur] * 2
    #23794729 - 11/02/16 02:18 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I don't want the world to see me
Cuz I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's meant to be broken
I just want you to know who I am


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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23794734 - 11/02/16 02:20 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I do narrow my reader audience really hard. But it's fine. They'll be better people when they read my smut.


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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23794736 - 11/02/16 02:21 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

help people evolve through smut


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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23794744 - 11/02/16 02:25 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

You need to get their attention with sex and violence before teaching them morals. It's how the bible did it.


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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23794748 - 11/02/16 02:27 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

they never learn them in the end anyway


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