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OfflineBANANA.MAN
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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: SonicTitan]
    #23793873 - 11/02/16 07:51 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Smoking weed tastes good as long as you dont heat it up so much that you destroy the flavour. It tastes like vaped weed if you use hemp wick and just let the flame touvh the weed for only a second and keep tapping the flame like that.

Vaping weed tatses good but i cant get good enough hits. It burns my lips before i can hit it hard enough to satisfy my need for a toke.

Smoking hash tastes and smells sooo magnificent.

Vaping hash is wonderful.


Edited by BANANA.MAN (11/02/16 07:53 AM)


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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23793874 - 11/02/16 07:51 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

ive got a problem shroomery.....


i lost my vape in the animal soup of time within the past few days....
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LogicaL Chaos said:
Quote:

trendal said:
I'm sick, but otherwise good :grin:

Just dropped the kids off at school the pool and got the wife out to work. Now it's time for a bowl :yesnod:




Fixed :wink:

Im at work, on break right now. How come u up so early Connisouir (sp?) ?




didnt sleep last night just been grinding on 3meopcp and now it seems the fun is slowly coming to an end since i just did the last lil bit i had left


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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23793882 - 11/02/16 07:54 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23793914 - 11/02/16 08:15 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I prefer my weed in a big bong with 2 pperculators water  dome and ice

Green hit every toke


Great flavor  :bonghit:


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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: SunnyD]
    #23793922 - 11/02/16 08:18 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I DONT NEEEEEEEEEEDDDDD NOOOOO DOCCCTTTTTAAAAAAAA



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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23793934 - 11/02/16 08:24 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I wonder how many drugs I would need to be on to like my job. I've tried weed, kpin, booze, and kratom. Half of those make it worse and the other half makes it slightly more tolerable while I ruin my work for the rest of the week.


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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: SunnyD]
    #23793935 - 11/02/16 08:24 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

SunnyD said:
I prefer my weed in a big bong with 2 pperculators water  dome and ice

Green hit every toke


Great flavor  :bonghit:



Yeah my friend hits any bowl he smokes no matter how small in 4 or 5 tokes.

Its so much better to cash a bowl in one go.

The only time i take multiple tokes is if im smoking hash because i dont like to torch it too much and it burns too slow if you just light it a little bit.


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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23793938 - 11/02/16 08:25 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

whats your job?


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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23793946 - 11/02/16 08:29 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Geospatial locations corrections data and analysis for commercial insurance. It would be a legit job if I didn't have a bunch of stupid corporate restrictions on me.

Adderall. Also tried adderall. And it helped a little bit. Till I decided that it would be better to work on my novel.


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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: BANANA.MAN]
    #23793947 - 11/02/16 08:30 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Morning yall.

Got up early on my day off to go to Walmart for kickboxing shin guards that they didnt end up having in stock.

Still got some other stuff I needed so whatever. Back home now but probably need a nap because I am still tired. Still need to get those shinguards before class tonight.

Blah.

:potleaf:
:coffee:


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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23793948 - 11/02/16 08:30 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

whats your novel about?


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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: CookieCrumbs] * 1
    #23793949 - 11/02/16 08:31 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

YEAH EVERYBODY WAKE THE FUCK UP THIS IS THE EMC WE DONT GIVE A FUCK AROUND HERE WAKE THE FUCK UP WERE ON THE SHROOMERY WHO GIVES A SHIT BITCH IF U LOOK AT ME WRONG I'LL FUCKING PUNCH YOU EVERYBODY WAKE THE FUCK UP OR I'LL PULL YOUR FUCKING HAIR THIS IS THE FUCKIN EMC


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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: Sheekle]
    #23793951 - 11/02/16 08:32 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
YEAH EVERYBODY WAKE THE FUCK UP THIS IS THE EMC WE DONT GIVE A FUCK AROUND HERE WAKE THE FUCK UP WERE ON THE SHROOMERY WHO GIVES A SHIT BITCH IF U LOOK AT ME WRONG I'LL FUCKING PUNCH YOU EVERYBODY WAKE THE FUCK UP OR I'LL PULL YOUR FUCKING HAIR THIS IS THE FUCKIN EMC




GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY BROTHA!


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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23793954 - 11/02/16 08:32 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23793956 - 11/02/16 08:33 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

It's an erotic medieval fantasy novel with magix and demons and war and smut. :cookiemonster:

I wish I could work on it more at work.


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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23793959 - 11/02/16 08:35 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

:pm: me some of your ideas!

:grin:


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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23793962 - 11/02/16 08:37 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

If I remember I'll post an excerpt when I get home.


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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23793985 - 11/02/16 08:58 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

"The Sorcereress Veronika moaned erotically as the Demon Blarthagax pounded his huge meaty hell-shaft into her moist, glistening chalice of earthly delights. As the spell reached its crescendo the doors burst wide and Magnifico the Mighty strode in, his long blonde hair billowing in the arcane winds. His muscles glistening and his cock erect, he drew his sword. "Hold Demon!" he bellowed. With a mighty heave he tossed Blarthagax from the tower window, the fiend's piteous wailing trailing off to a dull thud far below. "I will save you sorceress!" he said, as he thrust his meaty cock into her anus heroically."


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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: Moonshoe] * 1
    #23794000 - 11/02/16 09:06 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

:rofl: Moonshoe please go away


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Re: EMC: WAKE THE FUCK UP EDITION [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23794002 - 11/02/16 09:08 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Worried that my novel will outsell yours?

Don't worry, you can use my ideas for your book if you want.

:wizard: :penis:


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