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Clinton Promises To Scrap ‘Pointless’ FBI If Elected * 2
    #23791597 - 11/01/16 02:49 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

ON the verge of being elected, the first female president of the United States of America, Hillary Clinton admitted her first official act in office would probably be replacing FBI director James Comey or failing that, just scraping the FBI altogether.

Accused of politicizing his role as the FBI’s director and wilfully manufacturing a scandal that has implicated Clinton in some wrongdoing while failing to specify just what, who or why he is investigating anything, Comey remained defiant.

“Well, it’s not a bad way to spend your last few days in a job before being fired, ya gotta go out with a bang,” Comey explained.



Comey remains under fire for reopening an investigation into Hillary Clinton’s much publicised personal email server, while refusing to give any details, just days before the November 8th polling day.

Clinton’s campaign has asked for the public to be given all relevant information on the investigation so there can be no cynical insinuation of illegality without a shred of proof, however, the candidate herself admitted if elected ‘shit will go down’.

“More like Federal Bullshit Investigators, am I right?” Clinton shared with a rally of her supporters this morning, “I am not a petty person, but Comey’s desk better be cleared out come November 9th or he’ll suffer a fate more graphic than illicit images sent to minors by idiot politicians who have nothing to fucking do with my campaign,” Clinton added in a calm fashion.

In a rare moment of candour, Clinton’s rival for president, Donald Trump, gave his support to the Democratic candidate.

“Shit, maybe my whole crazy bullshit about a shadowy network of people trying to fix elections for one side is actually a real thing,” Trump explained before correcting himself and calling for Clinton’s execution instead.

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Re: Clinton Promises To Scrap ‘Pointless’ FBI If Elected [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #23791637 - 11/01/16 03:01 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Looks like a solid source :buttchugging:


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Re: Clinton Promises To Scrap ‘Pointless’ FBI If Elected [Re: ReposadoXochipilli] * 1
    #23791648 - 11/01/16 03:06 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

She's done enough evil shit without making anything up.



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Re: Clinton Promises To Scrap ‘Pointless’ FBI If Elected [Re: Deathby69]
    #23791654 - 11/01/16 03:08 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

fucking christ...the FBI is the only bureau that can ever do it's job.

Hillary...LOL. pathetic. FBI wants to shaft her, so i guess i can see why she'd want to shoo them away...those damn e-mails!


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Re: Clinton Promises To Scrap ‘Pointless’ FBI If Elected [Re: akira_akuma] * 2
    #23791671 - 11/01/16 03:12 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

It's satire you sheeps

Here's an excerpt “More like Federal Bullshit Investigators, am I right?” Clinton shared with a rally of her supporters this morning, “I am not a petty person, but Comey’s desk better be cleared out come November 9th or he’ll suffer a fate more graphic than illicit images sent to minors by idiot politicians who have nothing to fucking do with my campaign,” Clinton added in a calm fashion.

In a rare moment of candour, Clinton’s rival for president, Donald Trump, gave his support to the Democratic candidate.

“Shit, maybe my whole crazy bullshit about a shadowy network of people trying to fix elections for one side is actually a real thing,” Trump explained before correcting himself and calling for Clinton’s execution instead.


Sure I totally believe that


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Re: Clinton Promises To Scrap ‘Pointless’ FBI If Elected [Re: Seriously_trippin] * 2
    #23791686 - 11/01/16 03:15 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Seriously tripping... im just waiting for the trump mob squad to stop by to enlighten everyone, good times can't wait to see all the crazy shit they come up with after trump gets blown out.


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Re: Clinton Promises To Scrap ‘Pointless’ FBI If Elected [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #23791695 - 11/01/16 03:18 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

LOL :lol: it's good satire that seems believable on the face of it. i wouldn't doubt that there is a kernel of truth, that she really would like to bust up the FBI, that is, if it'd garner her support...which given the trend, might be bought. i mean, given that she needs to drum up that support for and against things that she didn't ever address before in the same way she does now, because her constituency has shifted, due to Trump's support (and third party support); so since the FBI is A: the better of the bureaus, and B: investigating her, one could imagine her coming out in support against them, with some sort of spin story like "they're useless, and haven't ever accomplished anything".

i didn't read it: but i wouldn't doubt Clinton would despise the FBI right now. so touche article.

Quote:

Sure I totally believe that




and i totally believe Russia stole Clinton's e-mails with h4x. :lol:

see how equally silly it sounds?


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Re: Clinton Promises To Scrap ‘Pointless’ FBI If Elected [Re: ReposadoXochipilli] * 1
    #23791745 - 11/01/16 03:31 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

My point is no one even read the article before dissing Clinton for it. That's the epitome of ignorance and believing what you want to believe .

:lol: yeah at this point I know they will make wild claims with no supporting evidence and I've stopped trying to use logic with them because  I understand even simple elementary school logic doesn't apply to hardcore trump supporters. They call everyone "influenced by the liberal media" when people eat this kind of crap up on face value without even reading it. There are a lot of people influenced by democratic media but there's just as many being influenced by Republican media and no one wants to admit that.


Russia hacking her emails is infinitely more plausible then Donald trump endorsing democratss and being quoted saying "fucking this and fucking that" .


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    #23791776 - 11/01/16 03:40 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: Clinton Promises To Scrap ‘Pointless’ FBI If Elected [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #23791779 - 11/01/16 03:40 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Russia hacking her e-mails is literally a non-plausibility. no one reason for Russia to haxorz Clinton's fucking e-mail. there is no expectation to find any pertinent information to the Russians there.

and who cares about reading the article first and foremost? i can diss Clinton for being a shiste political hag, no need to read the article. i just read the heading, and it sounded plausible. :shrug: upon reading the article, it's obviously propounding a satire around the fact of Clinton trying to blame a hidden kabal of evil perpetrators for her misgivings this election, which is actually what she's done. again, touche article.


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Re: Clinton Promises To Scrap ‘Pointless’ FBI If Elected [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #23791796 - 11/01/16 03:46 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

People busy with confirmation bias, look at webster and his sources.

Doesn't matter if it is true it matters if it makes my ego happy.


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Re: Clinton Promises To Scrap ‘Pointless’ FBI If Elected [Re: ReposadoXochipilli] * 1
    #23791803 - 11/01/16 03:49 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

it doesn't matter if it's true because it's a satire. :shrug:


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Re: Clinton Promises To Scrap ‘Pointless’ FBI If Elected [Re: akira_akuma] * 1
    #23791808 - 11/01/16 03:51 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Wow you pretty damn investigated that man!  Wonderful microscope used there on this single article.

Just for reminder you were the one unable to identify that.  Brilliant!


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Re: Clinton Promises To Scrap ‘Pointless’ FBI If Elected [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
    #23791874 - 11/01/16 04:09 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

what? i already said, i read the title of the thread, i responded with "fucking christ...the FBI is the only bureau that can ever do it's job. Hillary...LOL. pathetic. FBI wants to shaft her, so i guess i can see why she'd want to shoo them away...those damn e-mails!"

there was no reading the article. and i didn't need to. i don't give partisan support.

the fact is this: the idea that Clinton would want to "scrap" is not all that far-fetched; the FBI is two-fold for Clinton, A: they are investigating her and B: Clinton likes to drum up support from the constituents of the opposing party, so saying that an alphabet soup bureau should be "scraped" is something that proponents in some of the right-wing would say.

and it all ties into how she propounds about the Russian h4x conspiracy. :shrug: that's the satire...the fact that she's doing that, makes the idea that she'd "scrap the FBI" all the more believable. like i said already, good satire. it's been identified, through and through.

and no, i didn't need to identify it off the bat, because the fact still remains that Clinton acting as such makes sense in the context of her current predilections for swaying support (ie Russian h4x!), eg, it plays on the notion that she's trying to drum up support through the spreading of conspiracy theories.


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Re: Clinton Promises To Scrap ‘Pointless’ FBI If Elected [Re: akira_akuma]
    #23791881 - 11/01/16 04:10 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

only a fucking idiot would look at the source and not know it was fake, no need to read. :shrug:


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Re: Clinton Promises To Scrap ‘Pointless’ FBI If Elected [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #23791894 - 11/01/16 04:14 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Throw in the DEA and I might actually vote for her.


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Re: Clinton Promises To Scrap ‘Pointless’ FBI If Elected [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
    #23791896 - 11/01/16 04:14 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

i didn't even read the OP. :shrug: how many times does it need to be said. what i said still applies regardless of the fact: "fucking christ...the FBI is the only bureau that can ever do it's job. Hillary...LOL. pathetic. FBI wants to shaft her, so i guess i can see why she'd want to shoo them away...those damn e-mails!"


:shrug::shrug::shrug::shrug::shrug::shrug::shrug::shrug::shrug::shrug::shrug::shrug::shrug::shrug:

all accurate. she would want to shoo them away, as they are investigating her, and she has already doubled down on her Russia conspiracy play, so it would make sense that she'd double-down even more against her enemies, considering she'll make enemies simply to drum up support, like she has already against Russia. the satire is accurate...good satire always is. PS: fake? it's a satire. it's supposed to riff on accuracy for comedic purposes.

and look what it's done. you (and not so much Trip, mostly you, REPOSADO) are getting all bent out of shape that it's "a lie". :lol:

but i will say this...

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My point is no one even read the article before dissing Clinton for it.




no one has really made any comments other than me, and i didn't even need to read the article for my statement to be accurate. i don't care if it's "real" or not. my comment was based on reality, not the article in and of itself, as i didn't even read it. and don't need to. i'm not a Clinton supporter. :shrug: no one is an idiot for that, nor for avoiding reading an article that should lambaste Clinton but doesn't anyway, and doesn't actually detract from any of the runners BUT Clinton. the article is clearly without any tacit support of Clinton. so rest assured, fans of hers, seeing people react to this article, will get pissed off...mission accomplished article. :lmafo:

PS: also, the "images" thing. LOL, Clinton gets people killed. now that's a good riff on the conspiracy stuff too.

PPS:
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ReposadoXochipilli said:
only a fucking idiot would look at the source and not know it was fake, no need to read. :shrug:



right, and then some...so i didn't.


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Re: Clinton Promises To Scrap ‘Pointless’ FBI If Elected [Re: akira_akuma]
    #23792011 - 11/01/16 04:38 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I'm sorry Akira I was referring to a post similar to this on Facebook and all the trump supporters were eating it up. One of then on Facebook said "Russia Promises WW3 if Clinton is elected" Well I looked it up and a video of Putin addressing it had him saying that he liked trumps particular style but he would be allies with whichever presidential canidate that wins.

I mean all these people online read crap articles from bad sources and take it as the holy doctrine because it's lined up with what they believe in.


Also cool your jets resp ,anger has no place in intelllegent disscusion


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Re: Clinton Promises To Scrap ‘Pointless’ FBI If Elected [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #23792018 - 11/01/16 04:41 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Just heard the news, its official, Hillary has converted to Islam.

She'll be the first US President in a burka.


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Re: Clinton Promises To Scrap ‘Pointless’ FBI If Elected [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #23792047 - 11/01/16 04:47 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Seriously_trippin said:
It's satire you sheeps

Here's an excerpt “More like Federal Bullshit Investigators, am I right?” Clinton shared with a rally of her supporters this morning, “I am not a petty person, but Comey’s desk better be cleared out come November 9th or he’ll suffer a fate more graphic than illicit images sent to minors by idiot politicians who have nothing to fucking do with my campaign,” Clinton added in a calm fashion.

In a rare moment of candour, Clinton’s rival for president, Donald Trump, gave his support to the Democratic candidate.

“Shit, maybe my whole crazy bullshit about a shadowy network of people trying to fix elections for one side is actually a real thing,” Trump explained before correcting himself and calling for Clinton’s execution instead.


Sure I totally believe that




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