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Patlal
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Post products that you think suck (or truly do suck)
#23788563 - 10/31/16 01:12 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I saw this on the grocery shelves the other day and I was psyched!

Turns out it's absolute shit. I'm currently eating it wwith all the ingredients of pho and it's terrible. It's tasteless. Bland. Nothing at all like pho. A waste of 2$. The only reason I'm going to finish the soup is because I got 50 cents worth of noodle and onions invested in there....
Definitely don't buy.
What else sucks?
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Re: Post products that you think sucks (or truly do suck) [Re: Patlal] 1
#23788566 - 10/31/16 01:14 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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*insert vacuum joke here*
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Re: Post products that you think sucks (or truly do suck) [Re: PatrickKn] 1
#23788589 - 10/31/16 01:21 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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6$ for asparagus water
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Re: Post products that you think sucks (or truly do suck) [Re: JohnnieYen]
#23788641 - 10/31/16 01:41 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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You get what you pay for OP. Dunno why you thought 2 (Canadian dollar?) condensed pho soup would be anything to write home about.
Silly bald kitty.
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Re: Post products that you think sucks (or truly do suck) [Re: CookieCrumbs]
#23788695 - 10/31/16 02:02 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
CookieCrumbs said: You get what you pay for OP. Dunno why you thought 2 (Canadian dollar?) condensed pho soup would be anything to write home about.
Silly bald kitty.
There are surprises out there!
But definitely not his.
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Re: Post products that you think sucks (or truly do suck) [Re: Patlal]
#23788737 - 10/31/16 02:16 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I hate these phony factory packaged communion packets. Fuckin christ, how can they buy into this shit? The cardboard wafer of bread as jesus' flesh, and the red dye liquid for wine/blood. Jesus would surely be dissapoint.
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Re: Post products that you think sucks (or truly do suck) [Re: trees] 1
#23788764 - 10/31/16 02:25 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I thought that was a medical thing with blood and a pill of some sort...
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Re: Post products that you think sucks (or truly do suck) [Re: Patlal]
#23788788 - 10/31/16 02:30 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Can't be much worse than I was fed in church.
I'm going to go with every diet soda and artificially sweetened drink ever. Rather drink water.
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Re: Post products that you think sucks (or truly do suck) [Re: moonrockmushy]
#23788792 - 10/31/16 02:32 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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If Christianity was anything like it was 300 years ago, Id probably be into it.
Modern christianity and 99% all modern day religion is a shitty product that sucks.
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Re: Post products that you think sucks (or truly do suck) [Re: moonrockmushy] 4
#23788794 - 10/31/16 02:33 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: Post products that you think sucks (or truly do suck) [Re: moonrockmushy]
#23788820 - 10/31/16 02:40 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Products that suck...
The Big Mac comes to mind:

Dude take a quarter pond of ordinary meat loaf. Pepper it, salt it. Fry sloppily on a high fire in actual butter so that it's near burnt on the outside but well done and juicy inside. Put that in an average white bun.
WAY tastier and healthier than a Big Mac. And you havent even used ingredients, just some meat loaf, salt, pepper, butter and a bun. Imagine if you actually tried to make a serious burger.
McD is shit. Its WAY too salty, WAY too sugary, WAY too much burnt spent grease, chock full of additives and its still bland.
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Re: Post products that you think sucks (or truly do suck) [Re: Asante] 3
#23788834 - 10/31/16 02:44 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: Post products that you think sucks (or truly do suck) [Re: vandago]
#23788862 - 10/31/16 02:52 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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That would be brilliant. I've lost quite a few cookies down in the bottom of my milk glaass. Only I don't see what's supposed to keep the cookie on the hook. I suppose it's alright for oreos but would never work for regular cookies
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Re: Post products that you think sucks (or truly do suck) [Re: Asante]
#23788885 - 10/31/16 03:03 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I don't like the "special" sauce on Big Mac's, but I crave McDonald's and almost all other fast foods periodically. I drink too much water and it still dehydrates me like I'm sobering up from being drunk, though.
I've had tasty ~$1 Pho, but it was purchased from an Asian supermarket, and was definitely not Campbell's.
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Re: Post products that you think sucks (or truly do suck) [Re: Patlal]
#23788912 - 10/31/16 03:10 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Why am I drawing a blank here??
Seriously, how can I not think of one shitty product???
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That environmental TP is pretty bad.
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#23788923 - 10/31/16 03:14 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: Post products that you think sucks (or truly do suck) [Re: shadyy] 2
#23788927 - 10/31/16 03:16 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Microwavable popcorn.
If you eat microwavable popcorn you eat a ton of chemical additives so nasty that they are even in ant killers.
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Re: Post products that you think sucks (or truly do suck) [Re: vandago] 3
#23788931 - 10/31/16 03:17 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
vandago said:

If you use it right it does what it says on the tin.
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Re: Post products that you think sucks (or truly do suck) [Re: Asante] 1
#23788938 - 10/31/16 03:19 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: Post products that you think sucks (or truly do suck) [Re: vandago]
#23788942 - 10/31/16 03:21 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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i nominate this thread, the product of your negativity
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Re: Post products that you think sucks (or truly do suck) [Re: vandago]
#23788954 - 10/31/16 03:24 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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We have a supposed top notch quality supermarket chain here in Holland called Albert Heijn but for some reason I so often buy products there that are close to expoiration date or beautiful fruit that just rots or molds over in front of you that I avoid the store for fruit and veg.
Maybe I should give them a call and express my dismay.
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Re: Post products that you think sucks (or truly do suck) [Re: DualWieldRake]
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Re: Post products that you think suck (or truly do suck) [Re: Patlal] 1
#23788966 - 10/31/16 03:28 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Dont buy frozen burgers from the Dollar Store.
I bought and ate one, i swear i could smell weird ass commerical chemicals reeking off the microwaved burger. Tasted funky. Never again.
Also Diet Soda. Aweful. I get its supposed to help u lose weight, but i would rather just not drink soda at all.
Next, "Jot" brand pens from the Dollar Store are crap. work like shit.
Lastly, wooden mouse traps. Sometimes they snap, other times the mouse steals the food. They are not very reliable, especially considering how really effective the $20 battery-powered mouse trap i bought works. Its like nite and day difference.
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Re: Post products that you think sucks (or truly do suck) [Re: Asante]
#23788975 - 10/31/16 03:29 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Asante said: Microwavable popcorn.
If you eat microwavable popcorn you eat a ton of chemical additives so nasty that they are even in ant killers.
Stove top or white cheddar smartfood
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Re: Post products that you think sucks (or truly do suck) [Re: shadyy]
#23788990 - 10/31/16 03:32 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: Post products that you think suck (or truly do suck) [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#23788995 - 10/31/16 03:33 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Pens and lighters that jam upon their first use. Solution to both: BIC.
I bought a battery powered hedge trimmer figuring it would be better than nothing. No. It jammed on the first tinyb twig. I bet I could stick my finger in it and not get hurt. Went right back and bought a 230 volt 750 watt monstrosity that laid waste to my garden in no time at all
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Re: Post products that you think sucks (or truly do suck) [Re: Asante]
#23789011 - 10/31/16 03:38 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Hotel California is pretty dope.
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Re: Post products that you think sucks (or truly do suck) [Re: moonrockmushy]
#23789015 - 10/31/16 03:39 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Go put ketchup on a steak.
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Re: Post products that you think sucks (or truly do suck) [Re: vandago]
#23789019 - 10/31/16 03:41 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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We haven't had that spirit here since 1989 van. You are going to change things.
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Re: Post products that you think sucks (or truly do suck) [Re: moonrockmushy]
#23789054 - 10/31/16 03:52 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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1989 was a good year. I had been clean off the tit for 3 years now, hardly even used the rattle anymore even. Still peed in grocery bags in the corner, and had just cut all the hair off my baby sitter. In my defense she wanted to play barber. In her defense my mom shouldn't have been letting an 8 year old babysit me.
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Re: Post products that you think sucks (or truly do suck) [Re: vandago]
#23789074 - 10/31/16 04:01 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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These things are garbage. They have a flow sensor that seizes from mineral deposits, and they expect that your customers should be able to take it out and clean it themselves, or pay someone to do it once or twice a year. just imagine a little old lady trying to take apart her water heater because she doesn't have an extra 200 bucks a year to waste.
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Re: Post products that you think sucks (or truly do suck) [Re: ballsalsa]
#23789116 - 10/31/16 04:14 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'd probably clean your moms water heater for a handy.
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Re: Post products that you think sucks (or truly do suck) [Re: moonrockmushy]
#23789130 - 10/31/16 04:20 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Anyone ever actually eat pussy with a dental dam?
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Re: Post products that you think sucks (or truly do suck) [Re: vandago]
#23789134 - 10/31/16 04:22 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Haha I saw a porn vid once where the chick sucked a dick through one of those. Probably cus it was infeceteded
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Re: Post products that you think sucks (or truly do suck) [Re: trees]
#23789139 - 10/31/16 04:25 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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infeceteded
I like how you edited that post to make a truly shitty word up.
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Re: Post products that you think sucks (or truly do suck) [Re: vandago]
#23789148 - 10/31/16 04:27 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Stop being indickfected van.
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Re: Post products that you think sucks (or truly do suck) [Re: JohnnieYen]
#23789185 - 10/31/16 04:46 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
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6$ for asparagus water
now in their defense, whole foods did release a statement saying that the asparagus wasnt supposed to be left in the water, it was supposed to be dipped and removed, I'm guessing so it could impart it's vibes before you spent $6 on a jar of water

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Re: Post products that you think sucks (or truly do suck) [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23789214 - 10/31/16 04:57 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Peeling an orange is as big of a part as eating them. Successfully getting the peel off in one piece never gets old.
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#23789621 - 10/31/16 07:13 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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these things suck. well, they suck if you're trying to replicate the satisfaction of a cigarette. They're pretty sweet if you're trying to smoke some weed on the sly. it might blow up in your face and horribly disfigure you though, so there's that to consider.
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Re: Post products that you think sucks (or truly do suck) [Re: ballsalsa]
#23790398 - 11/01/16 04:05 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I would like to seize the opportunity to complain about MDPV.
Once it gave me an OD, the other time, compulsive use with drug psychosis and it wasnt even a fun drug for me.
No good word for MDPV
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