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Hot little CHinese Woman.......
    #23786685 - 10/30/16 07:49 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

...36 Yo cutie studying film production at UCSD.  I couldn't even believe sHe  was more  tHan 23 or so.....we Had a great talk, ate, and I got into her head and she didn't even hesitate to give me her number. The best thing is she has tiny bone structure so it looks like it's gonna be KY time next weekend.... :awesomenod:

and no, all you fucking shroomery pervs I'm not gonna post pics of her riding my dick so don't ask. :awedisgust:















But I will tell you how succulent it is...... :smirk:


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: starfire_xes]
    #23786690 - 10/30/16 07:50 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

When it's tight for one finger you know you hit the jackpot.


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: starfire_xes]
    #23786704 - 10/30/16 07:55 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

starfire_xes said:


and no, all you fucking shroomery pervs I'm not gonna post pics of her riding my dick so don't ask. :awedisgust:




Post her tits


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: ONE OZ SLUG] * 1
    #23786715 - 10/30/16 07:59 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

If it's sideways does it have two clits or is the hole on one side?


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: starfire_xes] * 5
    #23786724 - 10/30/16 08:01 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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and no, all you fucking shroomery pervs I'm not gonna post pics of her riding my dick so don't ask. :awedisgust:







that's because it's not going to happen


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: Prisoner#1] * 10
    #23786805 - 10/30/16 08:33 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Why do you start so many threads telling us about every woman you eye up that you're gonna be fucking next weekend Starfire? I mean, I get that you're excited an all, but it's a bit overkill. What's your motivation, other than your dick? What are you excited about doing with her, other than getting your dick wet?

How about telling us what really works between you? How did you meet? What do you have in common? What are the traits about her that get you interested?I know this one is is little and chinese, and another one was ginger, but these details are incredibly superficial.

How can you help the community with these threads?


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 2
    #23786811 - 10/30/16 08:36 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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How can you help the community with these threads?





So we know what woman to avoid ever sleeping with because he probably has given them STDS.

I kid, I kid.


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #23786814 - 10/30/16 08:36 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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XLCaps said:
When it's tight for one finger you know you hit the jackpot.




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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: sanchothestoner] * 2
    #23786822 - 10/30/16 08:38 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

The words "hot" and "chinese" dont go together on this context.


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: starfire_xes] * 1
    #23786864 - 10/30/16 08:50 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

if your not posting pics, GTFO!


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23786910 - 10/30/16 09:06 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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if your not posting pics, GTFO!




Does she look like this:





Edited by BiG_StroOnZ (10/30/16 09:06 PM)


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: BiG_StroOnZ]
    #23786933 - 10/30/16 09:13 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

KY is no good

Lots of lube has bad chimicals the kinds that are in antifreeze and stuff no good for use

Don't understand why everything is so bad now a days

Some people use coconut oil


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: watermelon mon] * 1
    #23787001 - 10/30/16 09:36 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Some people use coconut oil



Coconut oil is the best lubricant I have ever used. I know others here have also espoused it's superiority and added benefits over other lubes. The only downside I can see is that it's a solid at room temp, so you need to warm it up in your hands for a min before it's usable.

Plus, it's great for cooking, but make sure you have two jars - else you'll end up cooking with the sex juices that end up getting into the bedside jar when going in for a top up.


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23787017 - 10/30/16 09:41 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Why do you start so many threads telling us about every woman you eye up that you're gonna be fucking next weekend Starfire? I mean, I get that you're excited an all, but it's a bit overkill. What's your motivation, other than your dick? What are you excited about doing with her, other than getting your dick wet?

How about telling us what really works between you? How did you meet? What do you have in common? What are the traits about her that get you interested?I know this one is is little and chinese, and another one was ginger, but these details are incredibly superficial.

How can you help the community with these threads?



hahaha IDK why but the contrast between the first post and this one is too much. reading em back to back just kills me with laughter

but ya. Basically this


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: watermelon mon]
    #23787232 - 10/30/16 11:35 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

watermelon mon said:
KY is no good

Lots of lube has bad chimicals the kinds that are in antifreeze and stuff no good for use

Don't understand why everything is so bad now a days

Some people use coconut oil





your fear of chemicals is pretty bad.

did you know that some of the same chemicals in antifreeze is found in the organic foods that you eat


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23787250 - 10/30/16 11:42 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Quote:

watermelon mon said:
KY is no good

Lots of lube has bad chimicals the kinds that are in antifreeze and stuff no good for use

Don't understand why everything is so bad now a days

Some people use coconut oil





your fear of chemicals is pretty bad.

did you know that some of the same chemicals in antifreeze is found in the organic foods that you eat





Yup, that's why the French put Anti-Freeze in their Wine.


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: BiG_StroOnZ]
    #23787264 - 10/30/16 11:46 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23788749 - 10/31/16 02:19 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Coconut oil works :thumbup:


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #23788759 - 10/31/16 02:22 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I am old enough to remember when orfices lubricated themselves.


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #23788761 - 10/31/16 02:23 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

dry smash never fails from my end.


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23789103 - 10/31/16 04:10 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

For real though can you ask her how they get chicken so crunchy at buffets? I seriously have wanted to know this for a while.


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: spirit_shadow] * 1
    #23789110 - 10/31/16 04:12 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

:aweshit: they overfry it in oil and msg.  It's no secret.


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23789119 - 10/31/16 04:15 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Bull. I have tried many times with many different methods and none compare to my local buffet. Which they use traditional recipes and make their dishes from scratch


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #23789127 - 10/31/16 04:18 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

This thread is amateur hour.

Starfire being a racist misogynist is nothing new.  He probably hasn't even talked to this woman, just has been taking notes on when he sees her so he can plan his "date" out.


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: vandago] * 1
    #23789149 - 10/31/16 04:27 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I believe him to be a predator of a sexual nature.

And not the good kind if there are any.


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #23789160 - 10/31/16 04:32 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

He tries way way too hard to brag about these petite little women of race when he's using his AARP card.


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: vandago] * 1
    #23789162 - 10/31/16 04:33 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

vandago said:
This thread is amateur hour.

Starfire being a racist misogynist is nothing new.  He probably hasn't even talked to this woman, just has been taking notes on when he sees her so he can plan his "date" out.




Quote:

starfire_xes said:
  • ski mask
  • duct tape
  • rope
  • ball gag
  • flour sack
  • riding crop
  • anal lube
  • horse dildo





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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23789204 - 10/31/16 04:54 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

J/K  uglier tHan sin tHats wHy sHe is small down below.


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: starfire_xes]
    #23789217 - 10/31/16 04:57 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

WTF does that mean?


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23789222 - 10/31/16 05:00 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I think it's time to have an intervention with starfire about his apparent H problem too.


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: vandago]
    #23789230 - 10/31/16 05:03 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

When LS mentioned a good kind of sexual predator, all I could think of was the alien from the film with Schwarzenegger, but a pink and fluffy version.

It'd still probably skull fuck everyone it could though.


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23789240 - 10/31/16 05:07 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Came in thread for pics of hot chinese bitches


major let down


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: vandago]
    #23789241 - 10/31/16 05:07 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I know tHread is success wHen I start reelin' in tHe self-rigHteous and indignant.


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Edited by starfire_xes (10/31/16 05:12 PM)


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: starfire_xes]
    #23789243 - 10/31/16 05:08 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

59 years old. Starfire contributes his success to making a post on the shroomery, cleaning the litterbox, and his binoculars.


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: starfire_xes]
    #23789245 - 10/31/16 05:08 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I'm like 10 drinks deep and the facist racist on this track.


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23789250 - 10/31/16 05:09 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

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WTF does that mean?





it means that hillary has gone off the rails, she's proving she's a retard of epic
proportions, she's even retweeting crap about trump having a private server that
connects to russia



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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23789257 - 10/31/16 05:11 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Why do you start so many threads telling us about every woman you eye up that you're gonna be fucking next weekend Starfire? I mean, I get that you're excited an all, but it's a bit overkill. What's your motivation, other than your dick? What are you excited about doing with her, other than getting your dick wet?

How about telling us what really works between you? How did you meet? What do you have in common? What are the traits about her that get you interested?I know this one is is little and chinese, and another one was ginger, but these details are incredibly superficial.

How can you help the community with these threads?




Its cause he's an old timer bro, in his day men didnt act like queers when discussing sexual conquest, don't hate, let the Victor enjoy the spoils

Party on Garth


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: stzacrack]
    #23789267 - 10/31/16 05:13 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Ya in his day it wasn't domestic violence if there wasn't a black eye, and coloreds didn't drink from the same water fountain as you.


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: starfire_xes]
    #23789270 - 10/31/16 05:14 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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I know tHread is success wHen I start reelin' in te self-rigHteous and indignant.




Seriously, wah wah wah, why don't you consider the community blah blah blah, she has feelings too :guiltyascharged:

Fuck that Chinese bitch til she's cursing in her native tongue for you to stop

Fuck it, choke her if she'll let u


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: stzacrack]
    #23789275 - 10/31/16 05:15 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

What if her native tongue is english?


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: vandago]
    #23789282 - 10/31/16 05:16 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Ya in his day it wasn't domestic violence if there wasn't a black eye, and coloreds didn't drink from the same water fountain as you.




Those were the days...


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: stzacrack]
    #23789284 - 10/31/16 05:17 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Ya, I'm sure your mom had a blast.


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: vandago]
    #23789401 - 10/31/16 05:58 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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vandago said:
This thread is amateur hour.

Starfire being a racist misogynist is nothing new.  He probably hasn't even talked to this woman, just has been taking notes on when he sees her so he can plan his "date" out.



Quote:

vandago said:
This thread is amateur hour.

Starfire being a racist misogynist is nothing new.  He probably hasn't even talked to this woman, just has been taking notes on when he sees her so he can plan his "date" out.




Yea cause everybody on this site is a lowlife loser who never gets any pussy like you, shining sjw


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: stzacrack]
    #23789406 - 10/31/16 06:00 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Did I light a fuse?


Maybe you can grab some facepaint and a wife beater and Eiffel tower "the bitch".

If it was good enough for your ancestors, then smack that bitch up, right?


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: vandago]
    #23789408 - 10/31/16 06:00 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Ya, I'm sure your mom had a blast.




And unlike your weak breed, families took care of their daughters in the bronx, but that doesn't mean I'm unsympathetic to your mother and her struggle, she just likes it rough at a result


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: stzacrack]
    #23789411 - 10/31/16 06:01 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Weak*

Raised on jeff foxworthy son.

Better watch your lip.


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: vandago]
    #23789423 - 10/31/16 06:03 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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vandago said:
Did I light a fuse?


Maybe you can grab some facepaint and a wife beater and Eiffel tower "the bitch".

If it was good enough for your ancestors, then smack that bitch up, right?




Don't know why I would need facepaint but....

I'm not opposed to fulfilling a fantasy...


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: stzacrack]
    #23789426 - 10/31/16 06:05 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Cause OP rolls like a true G.

He used to supply bassfreak.

That's how high he rolls.

He had to cut off bassfreak though because their balls touched one time.


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: vandago]
    #23789429 - 10/31/16 06:07 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Cause OP rolls like a true G.

He used to supply bassfreak.

That's how high he rolls.

He had to cut off bassfreak though because their balls touched one time.




Yea but there was no eye contact so that shit wasn't gay


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: stzacrack]
    #23789435 - 10/31/16 06:10 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Better to stay a safe G and cut him loose, than worry about the poof using it as bragging rights to get a slant eyed to sniff his scrote.


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23789436 - 10/31/16 06:10 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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watermelon mon said:
KY is no good

Lots of lube has bad chimicals the kinds that are in antifreeze and stuff no good for use

Don't understand why everything is so bad now a days

Some people use coconut oil





your fear of chemicals is pretty bad.

did you know that some of the same chemicals in antifreeze is found in the organic foods that you eat





some of them that is probably true I think a lot of organic stuff is a scam

I work with some bad stuff like ammonium hydrogen fluoride and some kind of acid along with 50 other things that smell strong like some kind of nucular wast

some of the stuff will give you cyanide poisoning
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I have used ky and I made my skin hurt and get red


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: watermelon mon]
    #23789439 - 10/31/16 06:11 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Apple seeds can give you cyanide poisoning.


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: vandago]
    #23789477 - 10/31/16 06:26 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

think I understand what you guys mean organic chemistry and stuff for the most part

just saying that it is gross cant breath around that stuff and it cant be good can go blind if it gets in your eyes and stuff

if it sets on fire water will make it go crazy out of control that cant be good

someone mixed a few things and made a bunch of smoke one time

not saying its the worst or anything just gross and strong


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: watermelon mon]
    #23789482 - 10/31/16 06:28 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Cleaning a dirty litter box out with bleach will cancel out dangerous chemicals, and prevent any reactionss fyi.


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: vandago]
    #23789506 - 10/31/16 06:39 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I remember seeing a video on youtube from a digital microscope of some samples from a litter box

those kind of things interest me they could identify bacteria and stuff

Aflatoxins and contamination in cannabis interests me too


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: watermelon mon]
    #23789510 - 10/31/16 06:40 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Op has small hands.


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: vandago]
    #23789529 - 10/31/16 06:48 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Sup with that drum pr0n op :whatyougonnado:


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: zZZz]
    #23789543 - 10/31/16 06:55 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

People who brag about getting hot women are usually lying or the girl is ugly. I don't go around screaming anymore about my life now do I? Humility op.


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    #23789553 - 10/31/16 06:57 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

me so horny, me love you long time


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    #23792806 - 11/01/16 08:02 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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People who brag about getting hot women are usually lying or the girl is ugly. I don't go around screaming anymore about my life now do I? Humility op.



Are you shooting for most hypocritical or most sarcastic post of the year or something with this? It's less than a fortnight since you started a thread that was exactly that...


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23792872 - 11/01/16 08:21 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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People who brag about getting hot women are usually lying or the girl is ugly. I don't go around screaming anymore about my life now do I? Humility op.



Are you shooting for most hypocritical or most sarcastic post of the year or something with this? It's less than a fortnight since you started a thread that was exactly that...




I don't remember that.


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: JustForToday]
    #23792977 - 11/01/16 08:49 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Chinese girls don't really do it for me.  Plus I never have any singles anyway because dollar bill take up too much space in wallet.


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: Kenetic]
    #23793686 - 11/02/16 04:32 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Why do you start so many threads telling us about every woman you eye up that you're gonna be fucking next weekend Starfire? I mean, I get that you're excited an all, but it's a bit overkill. What's your motivation, other than your dick? What are you excited about doing with her, other than getting your dick wet?

How about telling us what really works between you? How did you meet? What do you have in common? What are the traits about her that get you interested?I know this one is is little and chinese, and another one was ginger, but these details are incredibly superficial.

How can you help the community with these threads?




:loldongs:

I knew it was Starfire as SOON as I seen the title and incoherent typing.

Ban him if he dosen't post pictures because he's wasting forum bandwidth with his drug induced barely-coherent posts  :smugjerry:


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: starfire_xes]
    #23793703 - 11/02/16 04:51 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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...36 Yo cutie studying film production at UCSD.  I couldn't even believe sHe  was more  tHan 23 or so.....we Had a great talk, ate, and I got into her head and she didn't even hesitate to give me her number. The best thing is she has tiny bone structure so it looks like it's gonna be KY time next weekend.... :awesomenod:

and no, all you fucking shroomery pervs I'm not gonna post pics of her riding my dick so don't ask. :awedisgust:















But I will tell you how succulent it is...... :smirk:






congrats..my only advice would be to not come off too strong. Act like you been there before :shrug:

Time to sit back watch this thread get 5,000 replies because of the title...here we go again...


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: starfire_xes]
    #23794159 - 11/02/16 10:24 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I like this thread.


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: Webster10]
    #23794912 - 11/02/16 03:35 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

2 dolla you like long time


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