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Hot little CHinese Woman.......
    #23786685 - 10/30/16 07:49 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

...36 Yo cutie studying film production at UCSD.  I couldn't even believe sHe  was more  tHan 23 or so.....we Had a great talk, ate, and I got into her head and she didn't even hesitate to give me her number. The best thing is she has tiny bone structure so it looks like it's gonna be KY time next weekend.... :awesomenod:

and no, all you fucking shroomery pervs I'm not gonna post pics of her riding my dick so don't ask. :awedisgust:















But I will tell you how succulent it is...... :smirk:


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: starfire_xes]
    #23786690 - 10/30/16 07:50 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

When it's tight for one finger you know you hit the jackpot.


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: starfire_xes]
    #23786704 - 10/30/16 07:55 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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starfire_xes said:


and no, all you fucking shroomery pervs I'm not gonna post pics of her riding my dick so don't ask. :awedisgust:




Post her tits


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: ONE OZ SLUG] * 1
    #23786715 - 10/30/16 07:59 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

If it's sideways does it have two clits or is the hole on one side?


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: starfire_xes] * 5
    #23786724 - 10/30/16 08:01 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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starfire_xes said:
and no, all you fucking shroomery pervs I'm not gonna post pics of her riding my dick so don't ask. :awedisgust:







that's because it's not going to happen


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: Prisoner#1] * 10
    #23786805 - 10/30/16 08:33 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Why do you start so many threads telling us about every woman you eye up that you're gonna be fucking next weekend Starfire? I mean, I get that you're excited an all, but it's a bit overkill. What's your motivation, other than your dick? What are you excited about doing with her, other than getting your dick wet?

How about telling us what really works between you? How did you meet? What do you have in common? What are the traits about her that get you interested?I know this one is is little and chinese, and another one was ginger, but these details are incredibly superficial.

How can you help the community with these threads?


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 2
    #23786811 - 10/30/16 08:36 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Jokeshopbeard said:

How can you help the community with these threads?





So we know what woman to avoid ever sleeping with because he probably has given them STDS.

I kid, I kid.


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #23786814 - 10/30/16 08:36 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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XLCaps said:
When it's tight for one finger you know you hit the jackpot.




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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: sanchothestoner] * 2
    #23786822 - 10/30/16 08:38 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

The words "hot" and "chinese" dont go together on this context.


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: starfire_xes] * 1
    #23786864 - 10/30/16 08:50 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

if your not posting pics, GTFO!


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23786910 - 10/30/16 09:06 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Connoisseur said:
if your not posting pics, GTFO!




Does she look like this:





Edited by BiG_StroOnZ (10/30/16 09:06 PM)


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: BiG_StroOnZ]
    #23786933 - 10/30/16 09:13 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

KY is no good

Lots of lube has bad chimicals the kinds that are in antifreeze and stuff no good for use

Don't understand why everything is so bad now a days

Some people use coconut oil


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: watermelon mon] * 1
    #23787001 - 10/30/16 09:36 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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watermelon mon said:
Some people use coconut oil



Coconut oil is the best lubricant I have ever used. I know others here have also espoused it's superiority and added benefits over other lubes. The only downside I can see is that it's a solid at room temp, so you need to warm it up in your hands for a min before it's usable.

Plus, it's great for cooking, but make sure you have two jars - else you'll end up cooking with the sex juices that end up getting into the bedside jar when going in for a top up.


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23787017 - 10/30/16 09:41 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Jokeshopbeard said:
Why do you start so many threads telling us about every woman you eye up that you're gonna be fucking next weekend Starfire? I mean, I get that you're excited an all, but it's a bit overkill. What's your motivation, other than your dick? What are you excited about doing with her, other than getting your dick wet?

How about telling us what really works between you? How did you meet? What do you have in common? What are the traits about her that get you interested?I know this one is is little and chinese, and another one was ginger, but these details are incredibly superficial.

How can you help the community with these threads?



hahaha IDK why but the contrast between the first post and this one is too much. reading em back to back just kills me with laughter

but ya. Basically this


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InvisiblePrisoner#1
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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: watermelon mon]
    #23787232 - 10/30/16 11:35 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

watermelon mon said:
KY is no good

Lots of lube has bad chimicals the kinds that are in antifreeze and stuff no good for use

Don't understand why everything is so bad now a days

Some people use coconut oil





your fear of chemicals is pretty bad.

did you know that some of the same chemicals in antifreeze is found in the organic foods that you eat


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23787250 - 10/30/16 11:42 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

watermelon mon said:
KY is no good

Lots of lube has bad chimicals the kinds that are in antifreeze and stuff no good for use

Don't understand why everything is so bad now a days

Some people use coconut oil





your fear of chemicals is pretty bad.

did you know that some of the same chemicals in antifreeze is found in the organic foods that you eat





Yup, that's why the French put Anti-Freeze in their Wine.


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: BiG_StroOnZ]
    #23787264 - 10/30/16 11:46 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23788749 - 10/31/16 02:19 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Coconut oil works :thumbup:


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #23788759 - 10/31/16 02:22 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I am old enough to remember when orfices lubricated themselves.


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Re: Hot little CHinese Woman....... [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #23788761 - 10/31/16 02:23 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

dry smash never fails from my end.


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