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musiclover420
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Fox: New Evidence Hillary Killed Lincoln 5
#23784371 - 10/30/16 03:16 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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http://www.newyorker.com/.../fox-new-evidence-hillary-killed-lincoln
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what may be the most serious allegation ever made against the former Secretary of State, Fox News Channel reported today that Hillary Clinton was involved in the conspiracy to murder President Abraham Lincoln.
The latest charge against Mrs. Clinton was reported by Fox host Sean Hannity, who said that the evidence of her role in the Lincoln assassination came mainly in the form of e-mails.
According to Mr. Hannity, “If it’s true that Hillary Clinton killed Lincoln, this could have a major impact on her chances in 2016.”
The accusation against Mrs. Clinton drew a strong response from Sen. Lindsey Graham (R.—S. Carolina): “There’s been a concerted effort by Hillary Clinton to cover up her role in President Lincoln’s murder. She has said nothing about it. This is bigger than Watergate, the Cuban missile crisis, and the Second World War put together.”
Responding to the allegation, Mrs. Clinton issued a terse statement indicating that she could not have participated in Lincoln’s assassination because she was born in 1947.
“That’s what she wants us to believe,” Sen. Graham said.
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Re: Fox: New Evidence Hillary Killed Lincoln [Re: musiclover420]
#23784453 - 10/30/16 05:07 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: Fox: New Evidence Hillary Killed Lincoln [Re: musiclover420]
#23784488 - 10/30/16 06:03 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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From whAt I understand, the decapitations and other atrocities she has been the catalyst of through her arms dealings make the assassination of president Lincoln seem mild
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Re: Fox: New Evidence Hillary Killed Lincoln [Re: musiclover420]
#23784539 - 10/30/16 06:54 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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JUSTICE FOR LINCOLN
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ga ga ga eets eets how you gone be mad on vacation? MONICA COULDN'T TELL TIME UNTIL SHE WAS 13
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Re: Fox: New Evidence Hillary Killed Lincoln [Re: shadyy] 1
#23784542 - 10/30/16 06:57 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Eh, he helped end slavery but he also helped bring the south back into the fold, not sure how I feel about that latter part, it would be nice to be able to move out of the south and have most of the archaic jesus-land laws disappear. I'm sure jesus-landers would appreciate being able to live their impoverished conservative dreams as well.
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Re: Fox: New Evidence Hillary Killed Lincoln [Re: Repertoire89]
#23784714 - 10/30/16 08:55 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Repertoire89 said: Eh, he helped end slavery but he also helped bring the south back into the fold, not sure how I feel about that latter part, it would be nice to be able to move out of the south and have most of the archaic jesus-land laws disappear. I'm sure jesus-landers would appreciate being able to live their impoverished conservative dreams as well.
You actually have a point, most religious people i know would prefer poverty over the massive govt regulation of their religion
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Re: Fox: New Evidence Hillary Killed Lincoln [Re: hostileuniverse] 2
#23784742 - 10/30/16 09:07 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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This is actually true. As part of a covert CIA OP, Clinton astral projected to the past & into Booth's body, taking it over. Following which, she assassinated president Lincoln. She projected back to the present seconds before Booth was shot. While the republicans are focusing on Lincoln, the real travesty is how she used an innocent man to do the deed.....resulting in his death & his name forever being tarnished in history.
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Re: Fox: New Evidence Hillary Killed Lincoln [Re: Dark_Star]
#23784768 - 10/30/16 09:18 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Dark_Star said: This is actually true. As part of a covert CIA OP, Clinton astral projected to the past & into Booth's body, taking it over. Following which, she assassinated president Lincoln. She projected back to the present seconds before Booth was shot. While the republicans are focusing on Lincoln, the real travesty is how she used an innocent man to do the deed.....resulting in his death & his name forever being tarnished in history.
you liberals and your crazy conspiracy theories as a way of blaming republicans
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Re: Fox: New Evidence Hillary Killed Lincoln [Re: Prisoner#1] 2
#23784780 - 10/30/16 09:23 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Clinton is a democrat, and was when she did the deed. Reagan tried to stop her but failed. Surely you don't believe he just happened to get Alzheimer's disease do you?
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