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I think I might be a vampire..?
#23782933 - 10/29/16 03:15 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I came across this site - http://www.vampirewebsite.net/howknowifavampire.html - and I have a lot of those symptoms.
And I love the movie The Lost Boys...so I just put two and two together.
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The sole purpose of this page is to help you figure out if you are a real vampire or not. This is to be used with the finding a real vampire page on this site. After all if you don't recognize yourself as a real vampire then you aren't a real vampire. All of the traits below are accurate for more than half of all real vampires. All real vampires have at least 85% of them, in other words if at least 85% of them don't apply to you then you are not a vampire. Assuming that you are a real vampire, the fact that so many of these traits are accurate for you may shock you.
Is this legit??
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Re: I think I might be a vampire..? [Re: shadyy]
#23782957 - 10/29/16 03:21 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: I think I might be a vampire..? [Re: SonicTitan]
#23783003 - 10/29/16 03:40 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Do you have an insane urge for human blood and having sexy vampire sex?
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Re: I think I might be a vampire..? [Re: shadyy]
#23783079 - 10/29/16 04:06 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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If ure a vampire then I'm van helsing come to slay yo ass
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shadyy
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Re: I think I might be a vampire..? [Re: zZZz]
#23783089 - 10/29/16 04:10 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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doubt it
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Re: I think I might be a vampire..? [Re: shadyy]
#23783122 - 10/29/16 04:25 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I took the test too and I'm also a vampire.
Let's have gay vampire sex OP.
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Re: I think I might be a vampire..? [Re: shadyy]
#23783369 - 10/29/16 06:01 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I had an insatiable hunger for blood one day, I thought I was a creature of the night and promptly checked myself for vampire made wounds, none were found, I realized I was low on iron.
What a fucking let down, and here I tried for an hour to turn into mist, only to figure out I hadn't had enough meat in my diet.
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Re: I think I might be a vampire..? [Re: Lucis]
#23783380 - 10/29/16 06:04 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Fennario said: I had an insatiable hunger for blood one day, I thought I was a creature of the night and promptly checked myself for vampire made wounds, none were found, I realized I was low on iron.
What a fucking let down, and here I tried for an hour to turn into mist, only to figure out I hadn't had enough meat in my diet.
Blood really does taste good.
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Re: I think I might be a vampire..? [Re: Lucis]
#23783383 - 10/29/16 06:05 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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If you eat a bitches honey-pot out when she is on the rag, you might be a vampire.
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Re: I think I might be a vampire..? [Re: starfire_xes]
#23783395 - 10/29/16 06:10 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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starfire_xes said: If you eat a bitches honey-pot out when she is on the rag, you might be a vampire.
Spoken like Count Dracula himself, why was the bats wings red?
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Re: I think I might be a vampire..? [Re: Ras Rising]
#23783412 - 10/29/16 06:17 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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'Some of Your Blood' By the great literary sci-fi author Theodore sturgeon, is about a dude who is nuts about eating his girlfriend out when she is on the rag. People think it is about a vampire, and they are totally wrong.
https://www.amazon.com/Some-Your-Blood-Theodore-Sturgeon-ebook/dp/B00CADHJJ0/ref=tmm_kin_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=1477786592&sr=8-2
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Re: I think I might be a vampire..? [Re: shadyy]
#23783634 - 10/29/16 07:45 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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You have hypochondria.
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