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OfflineShroomslip
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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Repertoire89] * 2
    #23783032 - 10/29/16 03:52 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

:pm: :lookslucrative:


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline

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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Shroomslip]
    #23783084 - 10/29/16 04:09 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

:facepalm:

Why does he do this to himself?

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OfflineShroomslip
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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23783095 - 10/29/16 04:13 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Why does the internet want to destroy your childhood by turning every innocent thing you loved into some weird ass porn? No one really knows, it just happens. :shrug:


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline

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OfflineJustForToday
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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Shroomslip]
    #23783828 - 10/29/16 08:54 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Eh??


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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: JustForToday]
    #23783849 - 10/29/16 09:00 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Rule #34

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OfflineJustForToday
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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #23783855 - 10/29/16 09:01 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

There is no such thing..?


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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: JustForToday]
    #23783863 - 10/29/16 09:03 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

SirShroomsAlott said:
Rule #34



Quote:

JustForToday said:
There is no such thing..?




It's Walter Payton's rule.

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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: JustForToday]
    #23783867 - 10/29/16 09:04 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

rule #34 - If it exists there IS porn of it

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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: JustForToday] * 2
    #23823023 - 11/11/16 01:13 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)


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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #23823109 - 11/11/16 01:52 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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tyrannicalrex said:
Quote:

Mad_Larkin said:
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LuSiD enthusiast said:
When i first discovered porn (more of how to delete my history:rofl:) i went to a massive website (comparable to the hub) that had thousands of video's and you could have them all listed in order from best to worst.

So i went to the worst just to see what it was. It was 2 cows fucking (not literally, just 2 massive people man and woman) humping and grunting and wheezing on a creeky ass bed with a camera set to night vision mode. They humped for like a minute then the dog (jack russell terrier) hopped up on the bed, only to get knocked off buy the humping mammoths. The dog yelped and they grunted and reached over to turn off the camera.

I bet this is more realistic of a look at what op's porno would turn out like.




you got links for that?






It was on tube8.com idk if they still have ot like the old layout, but at the bottom you could just hit sort by rating, then it had the pages listed first 2,3,4,5 last. You would juzt click last and get ready to need the shower to yourself to clean all the filth off


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Not LSD, you can't get addicted to LSD, it was built by scientists.

I ain't got no demons that gonna get woke.


In erowid we trust.

Just take your damn pills and don't ask any questions, you'll be fine.

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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: LuSiD enthusiast] * 1
    #23823128 - 11/11/16 02:02 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah I just got unclosable popups had to task manager out.  :sad:  too bad.  I'd recommend people not go to that site.

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OfflineJustForToday
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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23823183 - 11/11/16 02:25 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Who here plays league of legends? I will give one lucky person her league of legends summoner name. Beware though, she is a feeder. :P


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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: JustForToday]
    #23823189 - 11/11/16 02:28 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Give me her phone number instead

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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23823807 - 11/11/16 06:15 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Connoisseur said:
Give me her phone number instead




I said I talked to her on skype. Never said anything about calling her bro. Someone's number I do got however is Mark Ingram Jr. We met at BMW and worked out a few times together.


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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: JustForToday]
    #23823814 - 11/11/16 06:17 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

im just kidding dude cool ur jets

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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: JustForToday] * 1
    #23823924 - 11/11/16 07:14 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

JustForToday said:
Quote:

Connoisseur said:
Give me her phone number instead




I said I talked to her on skype. Never said anything about calling her bro. Someone's number I do got however is Mark Ingram Jr. We met at BMW and worked out a few times together.



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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #23823989 - 11/11/16 07:42 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

shes is joan of arc

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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23825225 - 11/12/16 08:38 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

She really isn't even that hot I don't think.. She is okay but white girls are not my type anyways..


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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: JustForToday] * 3
    #23825237 - 11/12/16 08:43 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Oh please :rolleyes:


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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Eminence]
    #23825299 - 11/12/16 09:08 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Eminence said:
Oh please :rolleyes:



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