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Offlinekoods
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Re: I'm going into the Air Force [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #23795278 - 11/02/16 05:24 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

You were going to join the military?


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Offlinekoods
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Re: I'm going into the Air Force [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23795280 - 11/02/16 05:25 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Repertoire89 said:
He tried to join but they said he's too fat, now he's been going hard on the drink and showing up late to his dishwashing job



MM is a string bean


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Re: I'm going into the Air Force [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 1
    #23795291 - 11/02/16 05:28 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

You should have went dual track.  That is where they rape you in the ass but they sweet talk you first.


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InvisibleMalcolm_Xtasy
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Re: I'm going into the Air Force [Re: koods] * 1
    #23795293 - 11/02/16 05:29 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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koods said:
You were going to join the military?



Yes. Goddamnit Koods you never listen to me. We talked about this in chat :triggered:


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Re: I'm going into the Air Force [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #23795299 - 11/02/16 05:31 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Sometimes u guys talk for a day without me looking and I don't go and read everything that was said


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Re: I'm going into the Air Force [Re: koods]
    #23795309 - 11/02/16 05:37 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

But yeah after I lost my research job I was having trouble finding work so I looked into joining officer school bc my dad was being a dick


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Re: I'm going into the Air Force [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #23795584 - 11/02/16 07:00 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

:barbershreds:


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Re: I'm going into the Air Force [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23820022 - 11/10/16 02:47 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I got a 120.

Suck it


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Re: I'm going into the Air Force [Re: myc_check1212] * 1
    #23820647 - 11/10/16 06:30 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Well, a 99 is the maximum, so no. Also, the ASVAB is outrageously easy. A well trained howler monkey could max it out.


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Re: I'm going into the Air Force [Re: greencrush420]
    #23820844 - 11/10/16 07:25 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I have a power level of 6000.


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Re: I'm going into the Air Force [Re: Enjoywho]
    #23821436 - 11/10/16 10:48 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I plan on joining the Navy when I turn 18 next month.


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Re: I'm going into the Air Force [Re: PumpJackTeX]
    #23821589 - 11/10/16 11:57 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

TexXx said:
I plan on joining the Navy when I turn 18 next month.



What's the attraction?


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Re: I'm going into the Air Force [Re: PumpJackTeX]
    #23822617 - 11/11/16 10:49 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

TexXx said:
I plan on joining the Navy when I turn 18 next month.



??? I thought you were in your 20's? Hope all is well there In CO springs.:grin:


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InvisibleMoonshoe
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Re: I'm going into the Air Force [Re: PumpJackTeX]
    #23822764 - 11/11/16 11:46 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

TexXx said:
I plan on joining the Navy when I turn 18 next month.




Whoops :banhamster:


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Re: I'm going into the Air Force [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23822959 - 11/11/16 12:49 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Moonshoe said:
Quote:

TexXx said:
I plan on joining the Navy when I turn 18 next month.




Whoops :banhamster:



He's still in.:shrug: I met him a couple months ago in CO. Springs. He was pretty laid back and excited about moving to CO. I could have sworn he was 20 something, I'm pretty sure he mentioned it, but not 100%. He might just be fooling around.:shrug:


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Re: I'm going into the Air Force [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #23822971 - 11/11/16 12:52 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Pretty ball z to join up with a Republican regime in power.  They start all the modern wars.

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Re: I'm going into the Air Force [Re: PumpJackTeX]
    #23823014 - 11/11/16 01:08 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Ok first of all you registered when you were 10? Is this someone else account that you took over.

Also people just quoted you saying that you arent 18 yet. i hope you didnt blend in since you were 10 only to be banned a month before you turn 18 lmfao that would suck.


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Re: I'm going into the Air Force [Re: BANANA.MAN] * 2
    #23823142 - 11/11/16 02:07 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

He shit posted through a wormhole, dudes actually shit posting from two hours into the future


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Re: I'm going into the Air Force [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23823152 - 11/11/16 02:10 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Repertoire89 said:
He shit posted through a wormhole, dudes actually shit posting from two hours into the future



Epic. I wonder how much acid you need to achieve that feat...


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Re: I'm going into the Air Force [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23823209 - 11/11/16 02:34 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Repertoire89 said:
He shit posted through a wormhole, dudes actually shit posting from two hours into the future



Who me?

Quote:

Jokeshopbeard said:
Quote:

Repertoire89 said:
He shit posted through a wormhole, dudes actually shit posting from two hours into the future



Epic. I wonder how much acid you need to achieve that feat...



You need to do a thumnprint but from Anasnte's anus.

It is a sacred ritual. Partaking is considered a great honor.



Anyway modest when are you acctually joining?

You did opiates not too long ago i wouldnt go rushing into it.


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