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Inocuole
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Re: What's your imaginary reptile's name? [Re: HappyCat]
#23784503 - 10/30/16 06:20 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Frankly I am shocked and confused at why this is not locked. But, get it out of your systems I guess.. holy shit..
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natedawgnow
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Re: What's your imaginary reptile's name? [Re: bodhisatta]
#23784585 - 10/30/16 07:29 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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bodhisatta said: tell them it's for a mobile meth lab and then laugh weirdly right in their face. bonus points if your saliva makes it on their face.
solid gold.
I don't see why it needs to be locked. It's funny and it's not like op said or did anything against the rules
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Re: What's your imaginary reptile's name? [Re: natedawgnow] 1
#23784662 - 10/30/16 08:33 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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how does this thread have more views/post then ones with actual information..?? (hint hint my thread about cracker dry)
A. has nothing to do with cult. B. inane shit goes in the pub. C. nothing to do with cult. D. if you fumble while buying something like coco how are you going to act when someone with authority asks you about something more serious? E. nothing to do with cultivation.
ALSO for someone who works/has worked in retail management... employees need to stfu when asking people why they buy stuff. its annoying and no ones business.
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mushboy said: tell them to shut the fuck up and take your money.

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natedawgnow
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Re: What's your imaginary reptile's name? [Re: mushboy]
#23784715 - 10/30/16 08:55 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Testy this morning huh?
I agree that clerks need to mind their own business but i don't see how a "valid excuse" thread isn't cult related. If we had a thread that trained noobs how to answer incriminating questions that will aid in keeping heat off our hobby, why would that be bad or not cult related?
I've noticed a real big chip starting to develope on cult's shoulder, lately
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amidogen
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Re: What's your imaginary reptile's name? [Re: natedawgnow]
#23784788 - 10/30/16 09:25 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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IAMNOTALLAMA
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Re: What's your imaginary reptile's name? [Re: amidogen]
#23784850 - 10/30/16 09:51 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Oh chill out. People can enjoy a light hearted post while helping others. If it is against the rules, my bad, but maybe just let it be. Go after the ppl posting about contamination problems in this forum?
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amidogen
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Re: What's your imaginary reptile's name? [Re: IAMNOTALLAMA]
#23784890 - 10/30/16 10:07 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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IAMNOTALLAMA
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Re: What's your imaginary reptile's name? [Re: mushboy]
#23784899 - 10/30/16 10:11 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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mushboy said: how does this thread have more views/post then ones with actual information..?? (hint hint my thread about cracker dry)
I did see your post about cracker dry today (err last night); also today I found out it is true and informative.
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Edited by IAMNOTALLAMA (10/30/16 10:13 AM)
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bodhisatta 
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Re: What's your imaginary reptile's name? [Re: IAMNOTALLAMA]
#23784904 - 10/30/16 10:14 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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This forum is mushroom cultivation. Contamination questions belong here. The contamination forum is neglected shit.
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Greg
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Re: What's your imaginary reptile's name? [Re: bodhisatta]
#23784907 - 10/30/16 10:16 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I like how cult general discussion got locked several times but this thread goes untouched. This has less than dick all to do with cultivation, maybe mods haven't seen it yet...
Go tell the people in pub what your imaginary reptile is named because mushrooms don't give a shit, and they're what we're here for aren't they?
Edited by Greg (10/30/16 10:25 AM)
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SloppyJoseph
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Re: What's your imaginary reptile's name? [Re: IAMNOTALLAMA]
#23784923 - 10/30/16 10:20 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I thought it was pretty funny. We've all been there, but sometimes I just straight up say I grow oyster mushrooms. People seem to be really interested and I don't have to [fully] lie.
You should hit her up. See if you can get anywhere on the first date at her place before she insists on going to see your 5 ALBINO boas 
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Re: What's your imaginary reptile's name? [Re: bodhisatta]
#23784927 - 10/30/16 10:21 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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And that is not my fault. I do try to help with contam posts if I can. If ppl want to be in this thread for a min, then so be it.
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bodhisatta 
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Re: What's your imaginary reptile's name? [Re: Greg]
#23784931 - 10/30/16 10:23 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Greg said: I like how cult general discussion got locked several times but this thread goes untouched. This has less than dick all to do with cultivation, maybe mods haven't seen it yet...
Go tell the people in pub what your imaginary reptile is named because mushrooms don't give a shit, and they're what we're here for aren't they?
Probably because no flaming yet
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Greg
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Re: What's your imaginary reptile's name? [Re: bodhisatta]
#23784939 - 10/30/16 10:26 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yeah, that sorta makes sense. Still this is just so off topic...
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bodhisatta 
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Re: What's your imaginary reptile's name? [Re: Greg]
#23784951 - 10/30/16 10:30 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yes well. Tis MC
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HappyCat
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Re: What's your imaginary reptile's name? [Re: SloppyJoseph]
#23784964 - 10/30/16 10:35 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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SloppyJoseph said: I thought it was pretty funny. We've all been there, but sometimes I just straight up say I grow oyster mushrooms. People seem to be really interested and I don't have to [fully] lie.
You should hit her up. See if you can get anywhere on the first date at her place before she insists on going to see your 5 ALBINO boas  
Yea grow edibles while you're at it, mark your shit with abstract marks if you need to differentiate it, if someone did happen across your stuff, "its all oysters" or something else, so unless they have a microscope in their pocket, and advanced knowledge of mycology, I doubt they'll want to call bullshit on you.
Cover your ass with legit activity and get food at the same time, and if you're some poor student reading this in some distant future, you could probably use the food more than the actives anyway lolz.
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Terpfreak
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Re: What's your imaginary reptile's name? [Re: Inocuole]
#23785012 - 10/30/16 10:49 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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morty422 said:

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Inocuole said:

Damn it, too good.
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Mushierage
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Re: What's your imaginary reptile's name? [Re: Terpfreak]
#23785089 - 10/30/16 11:21 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ask them if they want to see your pet dicks. OR... if they want to pet your dick.
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natedawgnow
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Re: What's your imaginary reptile's name? [Re: amidogen]
#23785309 - 10/30/16 12:31 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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amidogen said: We have better than just a thread. We have an entire forum dedicated to people who want to keep the heat off when they participate in this hobby: https://www.shroomery.org/forums/postlist.php/Board/46
You're really going to tell me you think the jokes posted in here are what you can call advice for keeping heat off you anyways? I don't think you can genuinely say this thread amounts to one where we give advice for staying clear of suspicion for growing actives, nor that it was ever intended to be such a thread.
And I'm sorry. I don't care how paranoid you are, unless you're involved in mush cult yourself, your mind would never in a million years go to "hey this dude is gathering supplies to cultivate active mushrooms since I asked him what this coir/verm/quart jars/basic mycology supply is for and he blanked out on a reason momentarily. On my break from selling dog food I'm gonna call the cops and give them my hot tip"

The only thing I could see that happening with is a PC since people love to use them for blowing other people up lately.
My response was to people saying this needs to be locked, as if it is breaking rules. Then i went on to say "if" we had a thread dedicated to such a topic, it wouldn't be bad.
Don't fall victim to that chip bro!
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Teemo 6T3
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Re: What's your imaginary reptile's name? [Re: SloppyJoseph]
#23785562 - 10/30/16 01:53 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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SloppyJoseph said: first date at her place before she insists on going to see your 5 ALBINO boas  
She's into Black mambas bro
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