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OfflineIAMNOTALLAMA
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What's your imaginary reptile's name?
    #23782217 - 10/29/16 09:55 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

So I just went over to pet store to pick up some coir. Grabbed a bunch and went to the checkout line.

This was the subsequent conversation with the cute cashier.

"Oh that's a lot of coir. Whats that for?"
"Reptile bedding"
"I know that. I mean, what kind of reptile?"
"Uhm...snakes."
"That's so cool! I have nine snakes! How many do you have?"
"...Five...?"
"What kind are they?"
"Boas...?"
"What kind of boas?"
"Albinos...?"
"All of them? What are their names?"
"Oscar"
"They are all named Oscar?"
"Uhm yeah. My little cousin insists they are all named Oscar"
"Oh that's so sweet. I'd love to see them sometime."
"Yeah, they are pretty great."
"Well anyways, here's my number. Give me a call sometime!"

Guess I may need to get some snakes and a child actor. Can you rent snakes?

:facepalm:


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Re: What's your imaginary reptile's name? [Re: IAMNOTALLAMA]
    #23782239 - 10/29/16 10:07 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Just say use it for plants usually dont wanna talk to gardeners :rofl:


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Re: What's your imaginary reptile's name? [Re: IAMNOTALLAMA]
    #23782249 - 10/29/16 10:12 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

:elderno:


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Re: What's your imaginary reptile's name? [Re: mrmazdarx9] * 2
    #23782257 - 10/29/16 10:20 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Just tell her that you done did skinned them already and you work as a breeder for gucci or something. :lol:

Chicas love bags and shii.. :vato:


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Re: What's your imaginary reptile's name? [Re: Teemo 6T3]
    #23782286 - 10/29/16 10:37 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

tell them to shut the fuck up and take your money.

or just pull the uhh my wife sent me in i have no idea.

wtf @ this thread:whattefuck2:


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Re: What's your imaginary reptile's name? [Re: mushboy]
    #23782340 - 10/29/16 10:58 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I would have told the dude running the cash register he couldn't come over but hey, I wasn't there.


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Re: What's your imaginary reptile's name? [Re: PortabellaFella 1]
    #23782353 - 10/29/16 11:07 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Sounds like they were coming on to you


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Re: What's your imaginary reptile's name? [Re: mrmazdarx9]
    #23782359 - 10/29/16 11:10 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

damn. if she was really hot, id just be honest.

'i grow mushrooms'
  'zoomg, heres my tits'
'damn baby!'


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Re: What's your imaginary reptile's name? [Re: mushboy]
    #23782381 - 10/29/16 11:24 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

That's true; anyone in the service industry can tell you that you might tell us you're gonna go home and shoot heroin and we could not care less.


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Re: What's your imaginary reptile's name? [Re: r.lutece]
    #23782565 - 10/29/16 12:47 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

This thread oh my god.  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:

This was always my imaginary excuse.

"What are you building?"
"A terrarium."
"For what?"
"A lizard."
"What are those holes for?"
"For air. Goddamn why are you asking so many questions?"

"Oh he's in there, just keep looking. It's just the kind of reptile that burrows. And spins webs. Wait, no it's my pet spiders. The sydney funnel web. Yeah."


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Re: What's your imaginary reptile's name? [Re: cr1s1s]
    #23782587 - 10/29/16 12:57 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

:whoak:


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Re: What's your imaginary reptile's name? [Re: cr1s1s]
    #23782589 - 10/29/16 12:57 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

that's great!

i go through the same sort of shit all the time buying rye grain or other odds and ends..


wow 300 lbs of grain, what are you using that for

um...my grandmother asked me to pick it up for her....

or the wow 20 plastic tubs, what are those all for.
um..im moving and carboard makes me break out


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Re: What's your imaginary reptile's name? [Re: mushboy]
    #23782618 - 10/29/16 01:06 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

mushboy said:
tell them to shut the fuck up and take your money.




:whathesaid:


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Re: What's your imaginary reptile's name? [Re: Th3Issu3]
    #23782623 - 10/29/16 01:07 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Th3Issu3 said:

or the wow 20 plastic tubs, what are those all for.
um..im moving and carboard makes me break out




:lmafo:


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Re: What's your imaginary reptile's name? [Re: morty422]
    #23782636 - 10/29/16 01:11 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Someone did ask me this at some health food store before when I bought like 25 lbs of grains before. I was in the checkout line and this lady was like "What are all those grains for?" So I was just like straight up "Mushroom cultivation" and she was like "Oh.".


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Re: What's your imaginary reptile's name? [Re: IAMNOTALLAMA] * 1
    #23782945 - 10/29/16 03:17 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Invite her over and show her your whitesnake  :dickslap:


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Re: What's your imaginary reptile's name? [Re: NDStepp84]
    #23782996 - 10/29/16 03:37 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

The old purple headed yogurt spitter :lmao:


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Re: What's your imaginary reptile's name? [Re: mrmazdarx9] * 1
    #23783027 - 10/29/16 03:50 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

tell them it's for a mobile meth lab and then laugh weirdly right in their face. bonus points if your saliva makes it on their face.


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Re: What's your imaginary reptile's name? [Re: bodhisatta]
    #23783030 - 10/29/16 03:51 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

:rofl2:


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Re: What's your imaginary reptile's name? [Re: IAMNOTALLAMA]
    #23783139 - 10/29/16 04:32 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

:geicogecko:  GooGoo The Dinosaur :troo:

By the way that's gonna be about treefidy.



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