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Re: I might have gotten a girl pregnant... [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23779273 - 10/28/16 05:46 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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here's a few facts. sperm do not work 'in tandem', weaker sperm die off




Stopped reading here, you don't know what you're talking about.





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I'd consult medical literature on that, considering I'm not a fertility specialist or involved in the medical field at all




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Re: I might have gotten a girl pregnant... [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23779285 - 10/28/16 05:51 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

:excitedseal:


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Re: I might have gotten a girl pregnant... [Re: GeorgieBoy]
    #23779329 - 10/28/16 06:14 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

1. You're a scumbag for the whole cheating with her even though she has a boyfriend thing. Less so since she, at least, isn't married.

2. You're a piece of shit for suggesting that she get an abortion just because YOU are too irresponsible to use protection. You don't want babies? Birth control and a condom will do wonders for that.

3. Good luck, everybody makes mistakes, but hopefully you learned your lesson, on multiple fronts.

Also, based on the fact that you suggested abortion immediately, I am going to assume that you are definitely not ready to be a daddy, and obviously don't give A SHIT about the baby. So why the hell is a paternity test so damn important?


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Re: I might have gotten a girl pregnant... [Re: greencrush420]
    #23779362 - 10/28/16 06:38 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I have to agree with that.


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Re: I might have gotten a girl pregnant... [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23779366 - 10/28/16 06:40 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: I might have gotten a girl pregnant... [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23779381 - 10/28/16 06:47 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

From that article

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For example, abnormal sperm that cannot fertilize may instead function to find and destroy or block competing sperm from other males that also may be making the rounds through a female's reproductive tract.




Sperm battles

:penisisevil:


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Re: I might have gotten a girl pregnant... [Re: Crystal G]
    #23779409 - 10/28/16 07:07 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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For example, abnormal sperm that cannot fertilize may instead function to find and destroy or block competing sperm from other males that also may be making the rounds through a female's reproductive tract.



I've heard this theory in a few different places, the sperm of one male competing against those of another is definitely a thing. Nature is one clever motherfucker.

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Apparently I was reading an article that estimates something like 10% of children are being raised by fathers who think they are the biological father, but are not.



Definitely come across this fact espoused by several different resources too. Makes sense, from a pure 'survival of the fittest' perspective that a female would find a mate that might have huge amount of resource, but have average genetics, but then would find a way to get impregnated by a different male with superior genetics.

Such things are our animal nature at work. But I think, for the sake of our spiritual and mental health, we need to learn to rise above our animal instincts.


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Re: I might have gotten a girl pregnant... [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #23779462 - 10/28/16 07:48 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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If I was you, I'd need to know if the kid was mine.  If she refused to have the paternity tested, I would petition the court for a paternity test.  She would be legally obligated to have the test done, and that way I could either put the matter to bed or be a father, but I wouldn't be able to handle not knowing.  You should convince her to legally establish paternity first, but if she refuses to handle this situation like an adult, you might consider going through available legal channels.





Exactly, a simple  medical procedure and it's foolproof and let's u know everything u need to know


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Re: I might have gotten a girl pregnant... [Re: GeorgieBoy]
    #23779542 - 10/28/16 08:45 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Ya I think I'd jump ship for awhile.  Doing someone else's girlfriend is only going to be a complicated mess.  Might be yours, might be his, and it might be the milk man's.


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Re: I might have gotten a girl pregnant... [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23779666 - 10/28/16 10:04 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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From that article

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For example, abnormal sperm that cannot fertilize may instead function to find and destroy or block competing sperm from other males that also may be making the rounds through a female's reproductive tract.




Sperm battles

:penisisevil:





and just prior to that it mentioned that it was only theorized by a few retards doctards


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Re: I might have gotten a girl pregnant... [Re: Brian Jones]
    #23779668 - 10/28/16 10:06 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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If I was you, I'd need to know if the kid was mine.  If she refused to have the paternity tested, I would petition the court for a paternity test.  She would be legally obligated to have the test done, and that way I could either put the matter to bed or be a father, but I wouldn't be able to handle not knowing.  You should convince her to legally establish paternity first, but if she refuses to handle this situation like an adult, you might consider going through available legal channels.





Exactly, a simple  medical procedure and it's foolproof and let's u know everything u need to know





and either way she ends up a single mother


unless op and the boyfriend are a couple of cucks


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Re: I might have gotten a girl pregnant... [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23779721 - 10/28/16 10:40 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Definitely a cuck at this point.


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Re: I might have gotten a girl pregnant... [Re: SuperFly]
    #23779815 - 10/28/16 11:34 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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I agree with crystal, if you know you didn't cum in her chances are the baby isn't yours. I know the likely hood that it can happen but like crystal said they are probably having a lot more sex :shrug:

you have to be careful with girls who sleep with multiple guys, it seems like this happens often. Usually she freaks out and tells the boyfriend about the side dick. BF gets mad and leaves, side guy gets stuck with the whole situation and feels bad and sticks around. Finds out later the kid wasn't his and has already been around long enough to consider the kid his. Idk I've seen this to many times, poor girls who aren't on birth control or believe in abortion.

I don't get when they talk about their religious beliefs holding them back when they aren't supposed to have sex before marriage in the first place lol.



Got to this answer and had to repost it.

I have been in the situation of a girl being pregnant many times. Both parties agreed on abortion (3 that I know of) and the first time I was 17 and she was 18! I have also been told that a kid was mine ten years later by a mutual acquaintance. I do not feel bad for not knowing the truth. This girl had guys sneaking in her window left and right, I mean actually physically sneaking in the window! (that's how I did it, it was her MO). I am 51 and am even more at ease of not knowing if that kid or any other is mine. DO NOT let that fact get to you OP. She is probably fucking at least one or 2 other guys and maybe even another girl! Who knows? Get away and count your blessings and forget about it before a whole slew of drama unfolds.


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Re: I might have gotten a girl pregnant... [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #23779824 - 10/28/16 11:40 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah I wouldn't care either, they were already raised by someone else and all my exes have inferior genetics

Sneaking into and out of windows is a rite of passage for American youth :smirk:


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Re: I might have gotten a girl pregnant... [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #23779833 - 10/28/16 11:48 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Get away and count your blessings and forget about it before a whole slew of drama unfolds.



I think that's sage advice. If you can in any way mitigate the suffering that's gonna come from your actions I really think it's the best thing to focus on here. If things start getting legal suffering will ensue.


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Re: I might have gotten a girl pregnant... [Re: Repertoire89] * 1
    #23779865 - 10/28/16 11:59 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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all my exes have inferior genetics



:daaamn:


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Re: I might have gotten a girl pregnant... [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23779890 - 10/28/16 12:08 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

all my exes live in Texas, lol!:nursemaryjane:


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Re: I might have gotten a girl pregnant... [Re: Repertoire89] * 1
    #23780254 - 10/28/16 02:45 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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From that article

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For example, abnormal sperm that cannot fertilize may instead function to find and destroy or block competing sperm from other males that also may be making the rounds through a female's reproductive tract.




Sperm battles

:penisisevil:




SPERM WARS
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Re: I might have gotten a girl pregnant... [Re: Dark_Star]
    #23780265 - 10/28/16 02:49 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Pitting sperm against each other would be like pitting ant colonies against each other. Sperm Battles would make a great youtube channel.






Wait a minute... :ifyoucanawe:


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Re: I might have gotten a girl pregnant... [Re: Dark_Star] * 1
    #23780270 - 10/28/16 02:51 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Battlesperm Orgasmaca?

Star/Sperm Whores: The spermatozoa menace?


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